Internet Black Holes 100
An anonymous reader writes "Hubble is a system that operates continuously to find persistent Internet black holes as they occur. Hubble has operated continuously since September 17, 2007. During that time, it identified 881,090 black holes and reachability problems. In the most recent quarter-hourly round, completed at 04:40 PDT, 04/09/2008, Hubble issued 46,846 traceroutes to 1,815 prefixes it identified as likely to be experiencing problems (of 78,772 total prefixes monitored by the system). Of these, it found 195 prefixes to be unreachable from all its vantage points and 139 to be reachable from some vantage points and not others." No relationship to that other Hubble which also tries to find black holes ;)
More info ... (Score:5, Informative)
Wikipedia has more info on Black Holes in Networking [wikipedia.org] ... and for grins, here is a
Green Hole ;-) [watching-grass-grow.com]
Description (Score:2)
Re:Description (Score:5, Funny)
1- Comcast
2- Particle Accelerators
3- Internet black holes
4- Goatse
Have fun.
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Re:GNAA Gay Nigger Monkey Scientist News (Score:4, Funny)
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There is nothing ironic in racist, homophobic rants: st00p3d is st00p3d.
The stuff doesn't even bump the needle on the dada meter.
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Let those with mod points downmod them into oblivion instead.
Please, think of the kittens.
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I think you mean effect.
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take note that (Score:5, Interesting)
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obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
this is so gonna hurt my Karma...
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UNIX is for porn (Score:1, Offtopic)
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Oops, wrong black holes. We're discussing internet black holes, right? Wow, what a coincidence, when I went to the Uncyclopedia to look up black holes I see the featured article on its front page reads So I click the link which goes to "Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?"
No, your karma's fine. Mine is now swirling down an internet black hole, as a lot of slashdot mods absolutely hate juvenile humor, while others have no humor at all, while some slashdotters hate ME. Fortunately for me most of them are trolls [uncyclopedia.org] who lost their karma long ago.
My eyeball hurts. Damn your goatse link!
Black holes? (Score:1)
So what? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
From "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". The spelling clue is in the title.
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Give the chap a break! Can't you tell he's British!?! (Hint: spelling of 'tonne')
'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' was misspelled on purpose to show disdain for the american slacker culture.
Bhuler it is my good man. Carry on!
Cheerio!
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Therefore, the dingus should still know how to spell Bueller - I do, after all.
Does it matter? (Score:5, Interesting)
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I'm pretty sure I've seen the video of this and yes, it is sweet. Frightening, but sweet.
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I've often wondered why we don't have some kind of system that when I try to go to a web-page, and it is unreachable (host down? internet down? slashdotted?), I instead am given the "last known good copy" of the site. If you combined this black-hole detector with the "automatic archives" that exist (e.g. Google's cache, or the Wayback machine), then instead of getting an error page, you could get a banner that says "host not available for reason X; here is what the site looked like on datetime Y".
Seems like this could be built into a Firefox plugin perhaps, with it automatically delivering the cached version if the host is on the black-hole list or doesn't respond after a set wait time.
(Of course, typically when I have an idea like this, I then discover that people have already implemented it. So, if anyone knows of a browser-level or system-level utility that does this, please let me know!)
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If I had mod points you'd be earning them...
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Errorzilla on firefox 3 (Score:1)
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No, I deleted the backup.
So the little e is still there then...
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I think you meant a brown hole...
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A white hole?
But what is it?
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In the case of Internet black holes, it's usually due to bad routing or misconfigured firewalls (which, IMNSHO, is most of them, and it will continue to be so as long as companies hire on ability to do, and not actually understanding what you do).
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You can send mass and light into a planet and not get a reply. The black hole analogy is flawed, I think, especially as these routing anomalies can be temporary. And what do you call those that can be reached from some routes, but not others? Grey holes?
Purpose? (Score:3, Insightful)
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But, yeah, "Internet Black Holes" is just too perfect a set-up for something like that... makes me wonder if they did it on purpose.
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It would be interesting to find out.
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Black holes may be intentional (Score:3, Insightful)
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Map? (Score:2)
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Oh noes (Score:1)
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We need a -1 Joke Ruined By Spelling Error mod.
-:sigma.SB
Namespace collisions (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot is an Internet Balck Hole (Score:2)
Let's get these all out of the way now (Score:5, Funny)
2) The government(s) is capturing your traffic because it thinks your a terrorist, and it's losing packets due to the [Republican created] bureaucracy.
(a) And your packets are being water boarded
(b) AT&T helped
(c) The EFF wants to know
3) The RIAA is capturing your traffic because it thinks your a pirate, and doesn't know how to get them back to you at a reasonable price.
(a) Your packets are being sued
(b) Congress is helping
(c) The EFF still wants to know
4) It's a setup for the next Matrix movie. Neo's abilities are causing corruption in the matrix, creating failures in command nodes and putting millions of people to sleep. Like most of his movies.
5) The two Hubble's are tied together, and the internet is an existential manifestation of our physical universe as we discover it.
6) Global warming / El Nino's internet revenge.
7) Tubes are clogged.
How is this different from ITR? (Score:4, Insightful)
Well, that's useful information (Score:5, Funny)
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"It's like rain, on your wedding day,
a website that has a button to tell you if your IP address is in a black hole,
a free ride, when you already paid..."
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Name collision is cute, but overall a BAD idea (Score:4, Insightful)
The same also goes for people who name their products or companies using simple short common terms strung together - whereupon a search for that returns a BAJILLION other unrelated hits.
This is sorta like "naming servers". "Short unique names that are easy to type." That's the primary criteria where I'm at. "Cute" and "in" and "cool" are completely secondary.
# ssh -l root supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
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Hubble=Greatest gay porn name ever. (Score:1)
4.0.0.0/9 is #1- something's wrong with that. (Score:1, Interesting)
So I don't see how it's only reachable %71 of the time from the Hubble project. Makes you wonder how many times the project itself is unreachable...
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If it can't be reached, it's always the customer's computer that's screwed up(firewall, tcp stack, etc...) or they're not actually online.
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OK, but it means notta (Score:3, Interesting)
Internet Black Hole... (Score:3, Funny)
I pinged a host that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
The host resolved to NSA.
Another kind of Internet Black Hole (Score:1)
Solution: Covertly, establish an bridge between our internet and the Intergalactic network. Make this bridge look like an ordinary internet user from the point of view of earth bound monitors.
Then you can sit quietly in the equivalent of your office and learn almost everything you need to know about events on Earth.
The people of Earth know nothing about
okay, who did it? (Score:1)
Idiotic Metaphor (Score:1)
What TFA is discussing is something more like "broken connection". Sorry it doesn't have the same resonance.