Swiss Man Flies With Jet Powered Wing 247
NotBornYesterday writes "After spending $190,000 and 'countless hours' building a set of jet-powered wings, a Swiss man has successfully demoed this ultimate mother-of-all-toys. After jumping from a plane like a skydiver, he then lit the four jet engines and proceeded to fly around a valley in the Alps at up to 186 miles per hour. His site is here, if you want to see shots of him in action. 'I still haven't used the full potential,' he said."
OFN? (Score:5, Informative)
Here are some youtube clips of him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXxkWXncuo
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The slashdot zeitgeist. (Score:4, Funny)
PS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fLOgMQon7c [youtube.com]
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Would not the correct term be "Equine Necrosadism"?
At no point in beating a dead horse should your zipper drop.
sicko.
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Slashdot would be a kinder and gentler place if more people kept that in mind.
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Re:OFN? (Score:5, Interesting)
It'll be news again when he finally achieves his goal of taking off with just the wing. Not jumping out of a plane.
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It'll be news again when he finally achieves his goal of taking off with just the wing. Not jumping out of a plane.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsK6aRuSBIc [youtube.com]
or a bowl of petunias.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-39_Small_Diameter_Bomb [wikipedia.org]
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Re:OFN? (Score:4, Informative)
The plane to drop them costs much more ($137m for an F-22) and if it gets shot down the pilot can be effectively held hostage to try to influence public opinion back in the US. Seems like a light weight, semi disposable way to drop bombs on people would be cheap and would avoid hostage situations with POWs.
In fact you could could lose a whole squadron for less than a cost of one F-22. They'd be quite stealthy due to their size and low altitude, but they don't need to be. Sheer numbers would overwhelm enemy air defenses.
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The plane to drop them costs much more ($137m for an F-22) and if it gets shot down
And when's the last time a F-22 got shot down? Matter of fact a F-22 is probably less visible on a radar than this jet-packish thing we're talking about. You know what's the difference between a missile and that thing? Missiles can be launched from an airplane from 25 miles away (I'm not even talking about ground-ground missiles which can have any range you may need), and they cruise at a speed usually between Mach 2 and 4 (iirc). That thing probably wouldn't reach 200 knots if it tried so you could shoot it down with any heat-seaking missile or even anti-aircraft gun.
There's a reason why missiles cost the price they cost. Same for pretty much anything in the Air Force.
Re:OFN? (Score:5, Insightful)
It might have been the first official flight, but I can recall at least 3 TV "infotainment" shows (non-US) covering this in recent years. Afterall it's just the economy of the mass media industry: Some major media agency publishes this and every news source copies it ad nauseam, because the journalists in charge haven't heard of it before or they simply are in need of content. Or they feel that not covering it will make their clientele think that they are not aware of an issue important to their particular target group*.
Two anecdotes: I know someone in the healthcare industry who hired a pr agency to promote his product. They scheduled a press conference in spring. Maybe 5 journalists of unimportant newspapers showed up. However, the press-kit they send to every major news source really paid off: In the silly season (over here that's around July) many newspapers wrote a feature about said product. Some even copied the euphemistic phrases of the press kit: "Breakthrough in hip surgery", "Uncle John can finally walk again" and so on.
On another occasion I wrote to a major energy supplier requesting material about their view on nuclear power. They send me many articles and 2 months later I read one of them again in my favorite newspaper word-by-word (it was about a new generation of nuclear plants somewhere in scandinavia). Both examples show that we have to pay attention to how we read news and who has interest in making it public. It also shows that journalists do not only cover interesting stories, but also copy material because of laziness or cost pressure.
For those reasons I like it when someone shouts "old news" in such discussions. It's a kind reminder that the news isn't newsworthy. And if I haven't heard about it before I can still read on, but I'll take it with a grain of salt.
*Not a problem as long as they mention that it has been covered before.
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Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Cheers!
Strat
FP?
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
With apologies to britons and MG lovers everywhere.
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What kind of garage floors do you folks have, anyway?
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It was funny *precisely* because everyone knows hows little the Swiss want to be "Overlords" of anything, except maybe neutrality! Oops, there I did it again!
*Sigh*
Oh well..I've got the karma...burn, baby, burn!
Cheers!
Strat
Just don't get too close to the sun (Score:4, Funny)
Jetpack! (Score:5, Funny)
Looks very cool.
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Wait... what? (Score:3, Funny)
So... he weighs less than 80 pounds?
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This is the guy with the wing device and turbines, right? The site is fully slash'd.
Thrust vs mass (Score:3, Informative)
Thrust is measured in N (newtons)
There wouldn't be such confusion if you USians used proper units.
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On the other hand, if you were attempting some kind of esoteric lame joke, I guess it went whoosh right over me head.
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WHOA! What was that? I think that guy just flew right over my head... something did.
I hate to give the wrong people any ideas, but... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Check out HALO jumps for the use of this thing. Basically, normal plane files up to restricted air space and does a hard turn. Crazy military types bail out and using the momentum from the turn are flung into restricted air space. They then free fall below terrain level before opening chute e.g. into a valley. This means they could probably get further from the departure point. Also they can avoid the sides of the valley which seems to be a problem currently.
What I'm wondering i
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Re:I hate to give the wrong people any ideas, but. (Score:3, Insightful)
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\\ > Supposedly the wings can hold like 200 lbs worth of gear in addition to the "pilot."
Tin foil hat or no, 200 pounds is a lot to work with.
http://www.google.com/search?q=smallest+nuclear+weapons&btnG=Search [google.com]
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Re:I hate to give the wrong people any ideas, but. (Score:2)
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Re:I hate to give the wrong people any ideas, but. (Score:2)
In other words, no need for the paranoid thoughts.
Famous last words... (Score:5, Funny)
Feh.
Definitely famous last words.
they cut off some of the article (Score:2)
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Full Potential == Darwin Award
misread it (Score:5, Funny)
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In one orifice?
Definitely famous last words....
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Pffft (Score:2)
What?
Landing? (Score:2)
How does he land? (Score:3, Funny)
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rj
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how exactly does this guy land?
He cuts the engines and opens a parachute. The more concerning issue is the major bane of jet powered flight - bird hits. At the speed they are talking about, a bird hitting this guy in the head, even with a helmet, stands a good chance of knocking him out. Then you're going to have a dead bird as well as a dead wing-rider.
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Meh... hook up some monitoring systems and have the parachute autodeploy. So he has to get some reconcstructive surgery... big whoop.
The bigger concern, I would think, would be avoiding the amorous attentions of Rodan [wikia.com]. No amoun
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Speaking of which, have you seen miniature Japanese twin girls anywhere recently?
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Naw. You've got the same problem with motorcycles - a buddy of mine had TWO birds hit him almost simultaneously, while he was doing 200+ mph. One nailed him in the head, cracking the face-shield, while the other one turned itself into jello inside the bike's headlight. Not only did it not knock him out, but he even managed to retain control of the bike.
Most birds don't have much weight, and modern helmets are built with some heavy-impact in mind (no pun intended). You'd have to hit a friggin condor to get knocked out.
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He had a hayabusa ... but it turns out I had a brainfart and spit up some bad math. I was thinking "roughly 260 km/h", and did the conversion to miles all wrong. The corrected figure would be 160+ mph. I believe his bike was capable of doing 200mph (he said he got it up to 315 km/h), but he deffinitely wasn't maxed out when he hit the birds.
:)
Which reminds me, you yanks really need to go metric
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Making Sense (Score:5, Funny)
I gather that this number makes some sense in metric.
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remember, it's not altitude and speed which kill, is the descending rapidly gaining speed and the sudden stop at the end which does!
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=186+miles+per+hour+in+km%2Fhr&btnG=Search [google.com]
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Good call - 300 kph = 186.411mph
a nice start (Score:2)
Uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Hobgoblin in 3... 2...
That is the coolest thing I've seen all year (Score:2)
My only other concern: When can I buy one?
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"I'm the King of the Wor......AAaaaahhhhrrrrgggg!!"
ACME Jet Powered Wing Pack (Score:5, Funny)
If the Swiss man flew this into a mountain side with a tunnel painted on it, I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Cobra! (Score:3, Informative)
At last, small jet engines (Score:4, Insightful)
Small jet engines have been an elusive goal for decades. They can be built, but the cost doesn't go down much below bizjet size. That's why general aviation is still piston-powered.
This guy is using four model aircraft jet engines. Probably ones like this. [jetcatusa.com] They're somewhat marginal devices, needing an overhaul every 25 hours. (For aviation jet engines, that number is usually at least 1000 hours.) Good thing he carries a parachute.
Lame. (Score:2)
here [youtube.com] go check it out.
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Yes, it's an old story, but it has been a very slow news day. Actually, it's been a very slow news month!
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I agree with the parent, you ARE talking out of your arse. How do you define low-level? Base-jumpers regularly jump from office buildings, and they
Re:It is pretty old (Score:4, Insightful)
Certainly, you're a dozen times more likely to die in a car accident than you are from a chute malfunction. That's because you travel in a car every single day whereas a couple of dozen jumps makes you a seasoned skydiver. If you parachuted your way to and from work every morning, I think you just might possibly find that parachuting is higher risk than driving.
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I'd say a lot higher than that, since the most likely way he's going to die from a chute malfunction is if a skydiver crash lands on him
Still, base jumpers have a pretty bad death/trip or death/hour rate compared to car travel.
Base jumping is a lot more dangerous than skydiving, which is more dangerous than driving a car.
BUT, skydiving is a lot more fun than being stuck in a traffic jam
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Orange paper plates.
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Re:Darwin awards (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, okay, so I'm just kidding - I know not the actual condition of his balls.
"Hasn't reached full potential" (Score:2)
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Well he would be getting frosty piss at that height.
But I want to know if he can run.. err.. fly.. Linux!
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...actually the car equivalent would be the intro to Heavy Metal... [imdb.com]