Opera Launches Facial Gesture Capability 199
cstrep writes "Eight years ago, Opera introduced Mouse Gestures as a way to speed up your interaction with the browser, and focus on what's important: Content. In 2005, Voice Navigation was introduced, and more recently we've worked with Nintendo to create a browser that takes full advantage of the 'Wiimote' and later, the touchscreen in the DSi.
Today Opera introduces Face Gestures, a revolutionary technology designed to make interacting with Opera easier on computers with cameras. Face Gestures lets you perform frequent browsing operations with natural and easy to make face gestures. By using an internal technology dubbed 'Face Observation Opera Language,' we are able to recognize pre-determined facial expressions and match them to commands on the Opera browser."
Goatse? (Score:5, Funny)
April fool?
The japanese version (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Goatse? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. In addition, if your eyes pop out of their sockets and you start to drool, it automatically finds more porn like the stuff you're looking at.
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It used to be $29 for Opera, IIRC...
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It will automatically rickroll you with the hope that the memes cancel eachother out!
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Can you chose which version you get? (I always liked the Obama Rickroll mashup, certainly effective for driving other thoughts from your head)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Score:2)
My face is melted off, you insensitive clod!
Hold down the F8 key (Score:2)
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That's why I switched to firefox, and surf pr0n sites with the Penis Enhanced Gestures extension. PEG it, man!
Besides, it's disturbing to find yourself in an intense surfing experience and suddenly find yourself face to face with Grandma 'cause you inadvertently opened your IM app.
Do you mean The Nod? (Score:2)
I honestly don't think this technology is too far off however.
I'd recommend demanding a refund of your tuition. This technology has been around for at least 30 years.
(Interesting that the first link I found points back here ...)
http://games.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8841&cid=625169 [slashdot.org]
Sage/Stride made nice machines. I never got around to playing with The Nod.
Awesome (Score:1, Redundant)
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They exist slashdot readers have fnord learned to block them out. Think of it like a well tuned spam filter fnord for the mind.
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Yeah, yeah (Score:1)
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I love facial gestures (Score:1)
Except for the part where the browser "went potty" all over me.
Stupid teletubbies site. Who knew big purple "things" dancing = orgasm to Opera?
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I was wondering when it would start.... (Score:2)
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I still miss the OMG Ponies! layout.
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I, sadly, wasn't here to experience that. Was it anything like CmdrTaco's user profile? Ugh...
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I missed it as well, and only because it fell on a Sunday that year. I don't have enough time to read slashdot at home; I only have the down time at work to do it waiting for code to compile. (Office sword fighting [xkcd.com] is for when everyone's machines are locked up due to problems with the remote mounted user directories.)
And so it begins... (Score:2)
"In fire"
FOOL (Score:5, Informative)
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I suspect it won't be long before someone does try to implement a working version. Might even work. The proposed gestures do seem reasonably intuitive.
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You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...*falls over dead*
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Face Observation Opera Language == FOOL. quite obvious but a pitty, i'd like this feature !
I wouldn't have a problem with these April Fool's jokes if they were actually funny/unpredictable. But they keep dragging out the same tired old shit... it's like a Nintendo conference.
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Yeah, it was a rather obvious one. Also, you'd be a bit screwed if you had an uncontrollable facial twitch! /me wonders how many other people post for the sake of racking up the "April Fool" achievement
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well lets see of the readers of slashdot subtract the ones now dealing with the conficker worm or the ones that just decided to stay off the net on this day and the ones that have an account but don't post
oh several thousands
face not a good input device keys hurt to much
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I am sure we are all above that kind of behavior, aren't we?
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/me wonders how many other people post for the sake of racking up the "April Fool" achievement
Hmmm, slashdotters wouldn't be *that* shallow would we?
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Most of the time, I can't even get mouse gestures to work reliably. Can't even imagine trying to get this to work.
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It *could* actually work. We're already seeing natural gestures in touch. If you rig up a camera to watch the facial movements of a user, you could specify various movements to do things. Blink - close tab. Blink twice - close window. Wink with left eye - new tab kinda thing.
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I picture a school report being done in the future on facial gesturing citing this as one of the early applications. Whoops!
pron mode (Score:2)
When you start staring longingly at the screen while beginning to sweat a little, it knows what to do.
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When you start staring longingly at the screen while beginning to sweat a little, it knows what to do.
Sound an alarm so your mother can run downstairs into your room to yell at you?
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Would that be called the "O Face" [youtube.com] gesture?
Great. Just great. (Score:2)
Dear lord! I hope my mother was wrong about... (Score:5, Funny)
So... that whole thing about "don't make faces dear, someday it'll freeze like that" makes me a bit worried. What happens when I pull a muscle and all the sudden Opera takes it as my "O" face and keeps popping up porn sites?
PS. Anyone else notice the Achievements section in their profile now? ^_^
Not Opera original (Score:5, Funny)
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Atypical Peripherals? I thought most everyone had a face... ;-)
Many of us frequently plant it in our desks with excessive force, particularly on the first of April.
Perl in signature? (Score:2)
I don't have Perl installed on this Windows machine. What does your signature do? (Assuming "eval" is replaced with "print")
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It takes the string of hex characters and converts them to ASCII via the pack command, then executes the ASCII characters as perl code. Using any hex to ascii converter found on google (by the way, I'm surprised google built in converter doesn't know how to convert hex to ascii), the converted text is:
print pack(q{H*}'q{467265654253440a});
If you then run THAT command (as eval does), it then prints out:
FreeBSD
in other news... (Score:2)
What? It's just as likely as face recognition! I believe it is also codenamed: FirePony.
WTF!?!? (Score:2)
OMG. LOL.
Hey, this is great, my machine just typed that by observing my facial gestures! I didn't realise Safari already had this built in
Oh, but aren't 'facial gestures' normally called 'expressions'? ;P
Imagine the fun you could have if this was real - having a default action that recognised some of the more well known 'first goatse' expressions. It could learn them from the flickr group
April Fools Day (Score:2)
What about The Onion? Are they supposed to post real news all day or something?
Won't somebody think of The Onion!
If it were real (Score:2)
Ha (Score:2)
writing with your nose (Score:2)
24 hours of shenanigans (Score:2)
Oh boy, here we go...
What about surprise and/or disgust? (Score:2)
Spurious (Score:2)
I hope this has a low-pass filter, otherwise people with a facial tic might wind up somewhere unexpected.
Meh (Score:2)
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Yay achievements.
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I'm confused now, though. A lot of people seem to think the achievement is for posting in the story about achievements [slashdot.org] rather than this one.
HAHA (Score:2)
I thought.. (Score:2)
... the Achievements were the April Fools joke... :-)
What if? (Score:2)
I give it the finger? Or I make the universal sign for a programmer pulling his hair while trying to troubleshoot yet one more CSS layout issue?
What if you're a buttface? (Score:2)
What if you're a buttface?
Will Opera just poop out on you?
That's nothing! (Score:2)
This would actually be really cool. (Score:2)
Just to get the achievement (Score:2)
For the "new" slashdot way :p
I love how many replies to these posts are real! (Score:2)
Granted, some of the stories are sufficiently plausible that it is hard to tell, but things like this? just obvious. And then people giving serious replies to them. Oh how I love thee /.
good idea for page feedback (Score:2)
They should offer a confirmation window (Score:2, Funny)
I'd have to quit using my DS on the toilet (Score:2)
Oblig. Achievement Thread (Score:2)
Achieved? Did I get mine? Woo?
Re:Oh yeah, it's April 1st... (Score:5, Funny)
...may as well not read slashdot today. Am I the only one who truly dislikes April 1st and all the crap that people do "to celebrate"?
Translation: Get off my lawn.
Re:Oh yeah, it's April 1st... (Score:4, Funny)
Good news everyone! That's one of the gestures! - Professor Farnsworth
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On the bright side, your browser will now be able to recognize when you are .. "finished", and close those pages for you (well, after bookmarking, according to how you set your preferences).
This will turn out to be a great idea, until the first virus hits it designed to recognize certain facial gestures, and automatically upload the images to flickr.
For some reason, this isn't a good day to pick up any actual news...
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I personally look forward to Slashdot's April Fools jokes each year. There's often some quite funny self-deprecating humor they report on...
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...may as well not read slashdot today
So... don't? It's not like one day of not-slacking will hurt *that* much :P
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posting for achievement!
Re:Oh yeah, it's April 1st... (Score:5, Insightful)
+5 In The Mood! (Score:4, Funny)
I know that when I come to /. on April 1, what I'm looking for is an even-handed, discerning discussion of the ethics of comedy, with due attention to qualifications and ramifications.
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OK, discuss the ethical ramifications of this one:
I am up for a promotion at work. My cheap-bastard boss's boss is holding it up because he thinks he'll get a gold star for saving the money, and probably won't let it go through until he has my resignation letter in hand. I don't want it to come to that.
I'm a sysadmin and I rarely wear anything but blue jeans to work. My April Fool's joke is that I told them I was taking this morning off to "take care of some personal business". I'm going to show up at l
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3) They'll act nonchalant about it but after a couple of weeks you'll be assigned to train a new guy to "help you out" with your day to day tasks. A couple of weeks after that, they'll hand you a nice pink slip of paper and thank you for your contributions to the company but inform you that your services are no longer required.
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My personal rule for practical jokes is that they are fun provided nobody involved would mind being the victim.
Well, maybe if nobody would mind a week later... once they don't want to kill you any longer. ;)
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Did anyone else read this as "Oprah Launches Facial Gesture Capability"?
Please no, I beg of you. I don't want to see Oprah's "happiness" face. *shrugs*
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I know it's a joke too, but someone will actually implement this because it just gave them the idea...
I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already started working on it with a webcamera.
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I kinda like mouse gestures. I don't know, does that make me weird? Maybe I played too much Black and White?
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mouse gestures are great. I mainly use the keyboard to control my applications but even with vimperator mousegestures make sense since it's often the fastest way to do something when you have you hand on the mouse already
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I love mouse gestures. It's a -lot- quicker than finding the keyboard buttons or a little button on the screen somewhere. I use them a lot.
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I've tried it by accident, disabled it immediately. How is something which interprets vague motions such as "diagonal towards the upper left corner" or "arc from right to left" or "decreasing spiral towards a target" as entire commands a good thing? If I move the mouse, it's probably because I wanted to have the mouse be somewhere. I don't want to need to think about "I'd better move the mouse like this, otherwise it will think I want to do something else", follow a maze to each target, etc. Moving the mous
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So this is the article to reply to for the achievement? I haven't found it yet.
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Yea, I could see it taking a lot of learning to control.