Elderly To Get Satellite Navigation To Find Their Way Around Supermarkets 80
Three government centers in the UK have been working on a way to use digital technology to help the elderly and the disabled. One of their ideas is a supermarket satellite navigation system to help elderly people who get confused by changing layouts in the aisles. Professor Paul Watson, of Newcastle University, said: "Many older people lack the confidence to maintain 'normal' walking habits. This is often due to worries about getting lost in unfamiliar, new or changing environments." A kitchen for Alzheimer's patients packed with hidden sensors and projectors is also in the works.
Very useful (Score:2)
Now they can find all the dog food and hair nets...
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but the asparagus was in this isle last week...
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How else are they supposed to protect themselves from the hair thieves?
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Make fun of them now, but you ain't getting any younger - in other words, you will be "they" sooner or later...
Technological solution to a social problem (Score:4, Insightful)
Wouldn't it be better for the supermarket to simply not rearrange their store all the damn time? Or alternatively, provide decent customer service by having employees give the elderly people directions?
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Wouldn't it be better for the supermarket to simply not rearrange their store all the damn time?
My grocery store changes layout significantly perhaps every year or two. That's not exactly "all the damn time"...
Or alternatively, provide decent customer service by having employees give the elderly people directions?
Decent customer service costs money. Given the choice, people generally vote (with their money) for cheaper food over better serviced food. Put another way: Would you rather pay $9 for a bottle of
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For old people with memory loss, it is.
I find it implausible that having a few people around t
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For old people with memory loss, it is.
why are old people with memory loss leaving their homes to go grocery shopping alone? that seems pretty stupid/dangerous.
They keep forgetting to stay at home ;)
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For old people with memory loss, it is.
I find it implausible that having a few people around to give directions would be as expensive as having baggers haul everybody's food to their car for them (which, by the way, Publix manages to do without being all that much more expensive anyway), especially if they had other tasks to perform at the same time (such as stocking shelves or sweeping the floor). Home Depot can do it (sort of); why not grocery stores?
I thought you said badgers - now that would be interesting.
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You mean slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
Hang on a minute, you're saying constantly changing layout confuses people and drive people away??
Welcome to slashdot.
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It's okay for Slashdot to do it, because I'm not elderly and easily confused.
Re:You mean slashdot? (Score:5, Funny)
It's okay for Slashdot to do it, because I'm not elderly and easily confused.
I am. Could you tell me where the Baked Beans are?
Geek Food Humor... (Score:2)
It's okay for Slashdot to do it, because I'm not elderly and easily confused.
I am. Could you tell me where the Baked Beans are?
Are they made by POST? Perhaps they're next to the WINE. Want me to GET that for you?
Ha! I kill me sometimes...
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Well my solution to that is simple. I don't even make a list.
I walk up and down every single aisle every time. Look side to side and if there is something that I want or need.. into the cart. It's fast too. I hit every part of the store only one time. Usually in and out in 15 minutes or less especially since most aisles don't have anything and I just walk right through it.
Heck, I even comparison shop and check for shit chemical ingredients and I am still out
Re:Technological solution to a social problem (Score:4, Insightful)
Try that when your post 65 years old and starting to have memory problems. You will have a great time trying to remember what you need.
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Heck, I'm not quite 50, and my memory's as good as it ever was (IIRC), and I STILL forget something half the time.
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I've built a spreadsheet that I type my shopping list into. It looks up the aisle number, and then the aisle order based on the route I take around my local tesco and then sorts. As an added bonus my popular recipes are entered as well so I can choose a recipe, type in the number of people to make it for and the items get added to the list automatically. Means I can take a print round the shop and get out fast.
Now if I had a GPS locator as well, I could try loading it all onto a roomba or something so I
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Wouldn't it be better for the supermarket to simply not rearrange their store all the damn time? Or alternatively, provide decent customer service by having employees give the elderly people directions?
... and stay off my lawn! spoken like a true geriatric.
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Given that I'm actually 24 years old, I'm not sure whether that's a complement or an insult!
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As someone that works at a grocery store, you are entirely correct. The employees should be helping the customers find the items they need, and at least be polite, if not cheerful about it. If there aren't enough employees to do that, or they don't know the layout of the store well enough...there's your problem right there.
Yes, the annoying customer is asking me where the damned bread is for the fifth time this month and interrupting the job I was assigned to do. That's ok, 'cuz his dollars are helping p
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Nevermind rearrange their store, they keep changing their mind as to what products you are allowed to buy (i.e. which ones are even available in their stores), based on what makes them more money or which suppliers have been good boys this week. Tesco I'm looking at you.
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I concur. The number of times my local Tesco doesn't have bottles of Pepsi but have almost an entire aisle of Coke is astounding. I can only assume Coke are paying them not to order Pepsi that week.
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Monotony, like monogamy is not in nature's interest.
Re:Technological solution to a social problem Mon- (Score:1)
otony may be why SatNav systems guide or confuse the elderly over or onto piers, cliffs, rail tracks....
Diabolical SatNav: Turn right and head into Aisl 5. Increase speed. Aim directly for open electrical box behind flapping chill curtain. Worried? Don't worry. Continue pushing cart into open, live panel...
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Ku-thunk...
Diabolical SatNav: Non-perishable non-go-back flapping in Aisle 5. Bring air evacuator! Reason: Boiling/evaporating Ensure and Depends in high concentration.
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Or alternatively, provide decent customer service by having employees give the elderly people directions?
There are shops that provide service like this, some of them are supermarkets. They're more expensive though.
It would probably be easier to teach the elderly how to order their groceries online. Since they're being delivered "off-peak" the charge could be less, too.
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Wouldn't it be better for the supermarket to simply not rearrange their store all the damn time?
Amen. There is nothing worse than getting every item on your list except one, going to the far end of the hypermarket/supermarket (20+ aisles) and finding out - yes, they have rearranged the layout - what you thought was "packet/instant meals" has now been categorized as "international foods" and is now on a top/bottom shelf somewhere in the middle of the store. But not to worry, the store have placed guides wit
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Solution? Ha! (Score:2)
More like another way to mess with old people! Rearranging the aisles is fun by itself, but then when we give them the satnav system programmed with the wrong information, then, my friend, hilarity will truly ensue.
How this isn't an onion article is beyond me. (Score:4, Insightful)
That is absoloutely brilliant and hilarious all at once.
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Having worked at Lowe's, I'd venture that about 80% of the questions I got were variations of "Where is (foo)?" Usually they had a pretty good idea of what it was they were looking for, but not the exact name. They quite often knew they needed (for example) a joist hanger, but of the 14 different kinds we had they didn't know which one they needed. Thats 14 different kinds of *just* joist hangers. We had about 120 different kinds of nailer plates/menders/rafter trusses/ties/etc that are all used in wood fra
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Reminds me of the time I went into a huge branch of Boots the Chemist to get some nail clippers.. I couldn't find them so asked an assistant:-
Me:"Excuse me, Where are the nail clippers, Please?"
Assistant: "For toenails or fingernails?"
Me: "Um, Fingernails... Do you keep them in different places then??"
Assistant: (Looks at me as though I'm strange) "Of course not, they're both together"
Me: "So why did you ask... Never mind, Thanks"
I didn't tell her I planned to use them on both Toe and Finger nails!! Hah!!
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This is what an unconstrained national government looks like.
It wastes taxpayer money on petty things, and elsewhere, it uses it's power to direct people's lives in ever-increasing detail.
Remember that, when you advocate the US government take on yet another role. The state becomes all-encompassing, perverse, petty, and ultimately tyrannical (even if in a bureaucratically infuriating, superficially benign manner.)
Changing floor layout...?! (Score:2, Insightful)
Now hopefully.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh sure (Score:5, Funny)
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How can this work? (Score:5, Insightful)
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DGPS still relies on you having a signal in the first place. Most supermarkets around where I live have too much steel and concrete in their structure to allow any kind of signal while inside - and it certainly won't work in caves.
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I don't think DGPS means what you think it means. It's not really used in consumer devices and it certainly will never help you in situations where you do not have a signal. DGPS mostly helps with ionospheric errors and Walmarts aren't _that_ big...
I'm guessing you're thinking of A-GPS which does help in low signal environments and is used in consumer devices. I'm still quite surprised to hear a sirf III working reliably indoors -- I've never seen that happening.
Also, surveyors using GPS in caves? Do you ha
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ah... now I got it: the DGPS comment and the Samsung innov8 comment weren't related. Makes more sense now, I withdraw my "I don't think DGPS means what you think it means" comment, otherwise my comment stands.
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You could at least read the article you link to:
In other words, not GPS at all. Any other links?
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And yer right, GPS won't work in a building or even under heavy canopy of trees and if it did, it's not accurate enough. 30ft difference isn't much for a conventoinal or nuclear bomb, but it is when choosing potted beef and mightydog dog food.
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You use something called pseudo satellites [wikipedia.org].
They are emitters with a precisely known coordinate that aid your device in constructing its own location.
If the pseudolites are set up properly you can avoid using GPS satellites at all and still get better precision as you're avoiding all the atmospheric intereferense. You still get scattering though, but the more pseudolites you use, the better accuracy.
Since the signal doesn't have to travel through 200 km of atmosphere, you get better signals as well. Powering
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What is the reason they're talking about "satellite navigation"?
Sweet (Score:2, Insightful)
Sweet idea, not just for elderley, but for anyone visiting a new supermarket?
the only problem is you'd have to make sure the "markers" get moved around properly - wouldnt leave it up to the 16 year olds who are mostly responsible for packing shelves...
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The product is placed as per store management, if it doesn't come from even higher.
So, the clerks won't be the ones keeping the map data updated. The people altering the planograms would.
Non-issue.
Hey Grandpa... (Score:3, Insightful)
Aren't we helpful???
That would seem to defeat the purpose.... (Score:5, Interesting)
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There is definitely a compromise that catches me:
You could have each individual store maintain their layout, but each store have a different layout. Then, if I walk into a different Safeway, I don't know of fruit/vegetables is to the right or left from the door, where the natural foods are, and so on.
I often walk to the wrong end of the store because it isn't the same as the last Safeway I was in. (Of course, this only gets people who can choose to stop at one of 4 different Safeways on the way home from wo
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Which brings up a point about this technology: you could use it to send shoppers along circuitous routes, and send them past products you think they are likely to purchase. Those rewards cards give a lot of information on people purchasing certain things being likely to be susceptible to a "Special" on an item (which at my local Safeway anyway, usually brings it down to the price of the same stuff across town.)
Trivial Pursuits (Score:5, Insightful)
The first challenge for the elderly shopper is getting to the store.
Then there is the problem is reading labels and prices.
Getting the attention of the butcher.
Managing bulky and heavy packages. Navigating the check out line with your pride and wallet intact. Making it home safely..,and packing everything away.
Product placement is in three dimesions.
Top shelf. Middle shelf, Bottom shelf. Traffic flow and product placement within the store are designed to maximize profits - not convenience.
Management can be prickly about revealing schemes that work.
What the elderly shopper needs isn't a high tech gadget. It's the box boy in the aisles. The kid willing to help out.
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all solved with the all powerful Icart.
navigation, carrying capacity, and good looks, all in one cart.
four wheels of sexiness
Old people (Score:2, Funny)
I want this! (Score:2)
Ever since I got my iphone (last August), I have been relying heavily on it to map out efficient routes, and figure out where new places are.
Now, every time I am in a new supermarket, and looking for bread or something, I immediately pull out my iphone, only to sadly realize that the bread isle at safeway isn't on google maps yet :-(
I have seriously do this about twice a month.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPgV6-gnQaE [youtube.com]
Just wait until Google has the street view for those aisles as well...
Indoor GPS? (Score:2)
my parents have a tech junk pile closet (Score:2)
I had the same idea except... (Score:2)
I had this same idea a while back, but my idea was for everyone. The carts would have a device on them. You could put in what you're looking for and it would direct you there. It could even be aware of the locations of other carts and try to plot the quickest path.
Of course, stores would never go for it because it would get you in & out with less impulse buys.
Seems like overkill (Score:1)
I'd imagine that these days a touchscreen with images would make it really easy for even my grandmother to find things in the store. Just push the button for noodles then the button for spaghetti and its location appears on a map of the store.
The store could even advertise weekly specials o
Yeah, the perfect solution for old people (Score:2)
(/sarcasm)
Diabolical DDR... (Score:1)
"Sensors hidden in every cupboard door, appliance and utensil tell a central computer exactly what a dementia patient is doing at any time.
If the kitchen thinks the individual has become confused, it projects written reminders of what to do next on to the closest wall."
I sense a Diabolical Dance Dance Revolution coming along.... Could be a virtual Soylent Green of sorts... for those at their wits end..
But, this sort of technology could be useful for tracking and directing house-arrest subjects; prisoners; u
Roof, roof! (Score:2)