Steak-Scented Billboard Entices Drivers 282
In addition to car exhaust and road grime, travelers along Highway 150 in North Carolina can now enjoy the smell of a barbecue thanks to a new billboard. The work of ScentAir, which provides custom scents for businesses, the advertisement for a local grocer emits the smell of charcoal and black pepper over the highway. "Marketing director Murray Dameron said the beef scent was emitted by a high-powered fan at the bottom of the billboard that blows air over cartridges loaded with BBQ fragrance oil. 'It smells like grilled meat with a nice pepper rub on it,' he explained."
BBQ? (Score:5, Funny)
Screw that! I want BACON!!!
Push button, receive bacon (Score:5, Funny)
Screw that! I want BACON!!!
For that, all you need is to go into a gas station and use the restroom. Push button, receive bacon [knowyourmeme.com].
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As much as I love bacon, the smell of good, slowly smoked BBQ beats it every time. There's nothing like stopping at a shack on the side of some southern highway on a cool 90F afternoon in early summer for some ribs that have been smoked all day long. A glass of lemonade to drench the heat from the dry rub and a wedge of corn bread, and you have the finest meal imaginable.
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Probably not bacon, otherwise Canadians would be far worse.
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Canadian bacon is ham. >_>
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Turkey bacon is also lean, and i have never seen a fat turk.(have seen fat canadians)
It also has the distinction of tasting lousy, along with the texture of thin leather, thus reducing calorie intake even more... Like fake mayo or tofu turkey, just say no. If you don't want to eat something because of calories or philosophical objections, don't eat it. Making up phony versions of real, tasty food is just sad...
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Why are most Americans fat, again?
I don't know about most Americans, but this American is fat because I sit at this computer all day, stuff my face with hot pockets and cheesy poofs, and the only thing close to 'exercise' I get is using the remote control or my smartphone. That's just my assumptions anyway, 'cuz I'm not a doctor.
Re:BBQ? (Score:5, Funny)
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Sugar and starches, combined with insufficient exercises.
At first I wondered if it was real... (Score:5, Funny)
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Then I realized that they had not, in fact, made a misteak.
ARGH I hate you for using that stupid pun. I hope the next time you pull out into an intersection you get T-Boned!
Re:At first I wondered if it was real... (Score:5, Funny)
ARGH I hate you for using that stupid pun.
Really? I thought it was remarkably well done.
Re:At first I wondered if it was real... (Score:5, Funny)
Seeing a thread with this many good puns in it is pretty rare.
Re:At first I wondered if it was real... (Score:5, Funny)
I know! Can you believe someone rolled through and modded us all trolls? What's his beef?
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true facts, if you browse at +3 or 4, you can really trim the fat out.
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Oh please, any true steak connoisseur knows that the fat is what makes the steak.
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I think you got to the meat of the discussion there...
Re:At first I wondered if it was real... (Score:5, Funny)
Please be serious, this is a meaty subject.
A Scentsor? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re:A Scentsor? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm also pretty sure I don't want to think about how some web sites would actually use such technology for generating a profit.
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This sort of thing will be far easier once everyone has the proper brain implants. Then they could just program the right smell into your brain, no chemicals and no mess!
I sure as hell hope we never get to that day, though. :(
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The implants have other uses... :p
Re:A Scentsor? (Score:5, Interesting)
"Generating a system that would be flexible enough to cover a wide range of the "aroma space" is much more difficult."
Not at all. The big mall we have here in town manages numerous smells during all business hours. The clothing shops have leather scents wafting from them, the jewelry stores have rose scents and such, etc, etc. Every single store has SOME scent being pushed out the front door into the open areas of the mall. They simply have some periodic sprayer releasing canned scents into a fan duct above the doors. They've been doing it for at least the six years I've lived here.
It is also the reason I don't do ANY business there anymore.
I have a headache within 15 minutes of walking in the door of the mall. The problem is that they are not using actual components for smells, such as leather to produce the smell of leather, but rather some chemical composition that merely smells like leather. All of the smells are artificial and there is no regulation of the chemicals they are exposing all of the customers to. The companies that manufacture the scents are the only ones determining what is used and what isn't. Considering they do it for profit, I do not assume they are using known SAFE chemicals but rather chemicals that simply smell like what the customers want. I actually tried to find out what chemicals they use. The mall managers denied they used them at all, yet when I pointed out the clothing shop that smelled like leather but didn't sell a scrap of actual leather, I was told that the smells of the mall "mingle" and that it was probably from a different store.
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No more so than a printer has to synthesise arbitrary coloured dyes.
Re:A Scentsor? (Score:5, Insightful)
Printer -> 4 colors (3 primaries plus black)
Smell-o-whatever -> several hundred different aroma compounds
That's your problem. There is, as far as anybody's been able to demonstrate, such a thing as a primary odor. You have somewhere in the region of 1000 different odor receptors in your nose but they are mostly non-specific and have overlapping sensitivities that make it next to impossible to reproduce all possible aromas from a small subset of chemicals. Couple that with the fact that aroma chemicals are, by necessity, volatile (otherwise you couldn't smell them) and you have a real problem with shelf-life too. If you had an olfactometer with a few hundred chemicals for producing smells, you would be forever having to replace the chemicals because they have evaporated away.
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you would be forever having to replace the chemicals because they have evaporated away.
I can't see that that would be a problem. Printer ink is volatile, but that has a reasonable shelf life. You just keep it in a closed container until it is actually needed. In fact, if you didn't do that then your "olfactometer" (surely it would be more a olfactoducer) would constantly be producing the biggest concoction of scents it could muster.
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It's been tried (Score:2)
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Some theme park rides have them. There is one in Disney world that has scents as well as 3d and water splashing and stuff.
Re:A Scentsor? (Score:5, Informative)
You can't electronically reproduce a smell in a way analogous to a speaker. Olfaction is a chemical sense (along with taste) and requires chemicals to be present in order to be smelt. In other words, any device for producing aromas has to have a reservoir of aroma chemicals already present, in the same way a printer must have a reservoir of ink. Unfortunately, unlike a printer where you can produce a good range of colors from 3 primary colored inks, the same doesn't happen with smell. There is no such thing (as far as anybody has been able to identify) as a primary smell. You can't reproduce the smell of benzaldehyde by mixing other chemicals in any simple straightforward way.
That's not to say you can produce a range of aromas by mixing chemicals, of course you can, it's what perfumers and flavorist do all day; but the palette of chemicals they use for, say, producing steak aromas is both large and quite different than the palette they'd use to produce, say, strawberry aromas. If you wanted a palette that could reasonably cover the entire range of aromas you might smell in everyday life (from steak and strawberries to gasoline and dog shit) it would easily run into several hundred chemicals.
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Theoretically I suppose it's possible, but it's highly unlikely. Sound is produced by pressure waves. Those are easy to create by moving a speaker cone. Scents are actual particles floating through the air. Sure, it's theoretically possible to create particles I guess (E=mc^2), but I think that would be far worse than steak scented cartridges.
Other Smells (Score:4, Funny)
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I'm more concerned with that billboard for Sceptic tank repair.
Re:Other Smells (Score:5, Funny)
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I wonder what the billboards for the local strip clubs will smell like.
Sweaty perverts and broken dreams I imagine.
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I wonder what the billboards for the local strip clubs will smell like.
Like meat also.
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Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Insightful)
And what about people who get sick at the smell or sight of meat? Not all of us get all wet at the thought of eating a giant piece of cow. How is this different than wearing thick cologne or perfume, or slathering on aftershave to the point that the hallway still reeks of it hours after your passage? You know what, I'd rather smell burnt gas and diesel than half the things the general public slathers all over their body in the name of attracting the opposite sex. People who wear Axe and Old Spice, I'm looking at you.
And now in addition to my daily routine of overly-scented people, they're adding overly-scented advertising? :( As if flashing, gyrating signs, sometimes moving and smoking, signs that are visible for miles wasn't enough. What next, shooting french fries at passing motorists?
Re:Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Funny)
What next, shooting french fries at passing motorists?
Now that's what I call Fast Food.
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I would have a headache 24/7 if I lived near or worked there. Ouchies.
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Irritated isn't quite what I would call it.
It takes 1 breath of air near scented candles to cause me "irritation". A few minutes of exposure to scented candles and I will have chest pain and trouble breathing. It takes 15 minutes of exposure to scented candles and I will actually start bleeding from my nose. More than that soon I will start vomiting.
The chemicals used in many cleaning products and perfumes cause similar, but less severe reactions as well.
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I am appaled that the post above was moderated as "Funny".
This is a serious problem for many people, and that is not a joke!
Myself, I would suffer a migraine attack from 15 minutes exposure of the wrong type of scented candles (some are OK, some are not, it depends on the chemical in the scent). .. and can have an adverse effect on your body in the long term.
And even if I can "cure" the migraine with medicine, that medicine has side-effects such as nausea, sleepiness and sluggishness
I have had to make the c
Re:Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Funny)
Let me pour some H2SO4 on you then, since you claim to not be sensitive to chemicals.
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This shows just how little you need to get modded informative.
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In severe cases exposure to fragrance can lead to coma and even death.
I'd be interested in some good references for that assertion. A search of PubMed for "fragrance" (also tried "perfume" and "scent") and "coma" yielded nothing of the sort. Searching for "Multiple Chemical Sensitivity MCS" doesn't bring up any useful case studies either. It did however bring up this study [nih.gov](my emphasis):
Re:Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Insightful)
And what about people who get sick at the smell or sight of meat?
I guess there’s just yet another place they’d have to avoid, as well as not being able to drive on half the streets in the city anyway because of various meat smells emanating from the restaurants and fast-food places.
Then again, maybe it wouldn’t be as big a deal as you seem to think.
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And what about people who get sick at the smell or sight of meat?
What about the people who get sick at the smell or sight vegatables?
If it had been the smell of a fresh salad would you mind as much?
Don't hold your breath, I don't think this idea will catch on.
Re:Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Funny)
I hope they start selling this stuff in cans. I could use it as vegan repelent.
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Maybe people are losing the ability to pick up some of the varied tones in these?
When you consider how much perfume is around; in laundry detergent, hand soap, deodorant, shampoo, household cleaning products, food, kitty litter, candles, etc., it's no surprise people have lost a sensitivity to smell. It's simply overwhelming to the point that the only option is to desensitize. In much the same way people lose the ability to hear over time due to over-stimulation, you can lose your sense of smell if you're constantly exposed to strong scents.
Think of how subtle a fern smells, or the smel
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There's the problem, you're wearing them all at once. Believe me, women don't like that, I know from experience.
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I'm betting the steak scented sign won't go over well in parts of India.
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Damn did I leave my webcam on again???
Re:Bet you didn't think of this (Score:5, Insightful)
Something should be banned nationwide because your wife doesn't like it. Wow, that is some seriously messed up perspective you've got there.
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(she has a strong nose).
And she hasn't left you yet?
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Your wife is an annoying twat.
EIR (Score:4, Interesting)
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This is North Carolina. I think smoking is still mandatory there.
Well Altria shipped all is manufacturing to Richmond, VA - so I think that smoking is no longer compulsory (for tweens at least)
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Like breathing the fumes from hundreds of cars per minute isn't toxic...
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None of the 60's era muscle cars I've seen drag strips smell like that, and they're all carbureted and burning pump gasoline (not leaded or oxygenated racing fuel or specialty fuels). My guess is that it's related to carburetor tuning. Come to think of it, I've seen plenty of 80s and ea
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It's more related to complete combustion more than anything else. Next big issue is burning oil in the fuel mixture.
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And yet, somehow, people in the 60s managed to not whine like little cunts whenever they walked down the street.
I'm not saying I don't want clean air, but you fags that get the vapors every time you detect the slightest scent that isn't your own b.o., patchouli, or hummus are twice as irritating as anything I've ever breathed, and I used to smoke.
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Bullshit. Go visit a hospital, you will smell nothing but harsh chemical disinfectants, and the occasional shit, pus, or rotting infection. Hundreds of thousands of people work in that all day, every day, for years and years and years and years and years, and are just fine.
You are a gigantic over-sensitive faggot who whines at levels of discomfort that most people wouldn't even notice and are made uncomfortable by things that are mostly invented in your own head, just accept it and don't try to apologize or
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By mitigate, I mean mitigate your annoyance to others. Don't hide it, you're a fruitcake, just be a fruitcake. But acting like you're saving my fucking life and I should be eternally grateful because you got "chemical" smells banned offends me infinitely more than even your awful b.o. You're doing it because you've concocted some weird theory of irritants and health meters and are worried that your own health meter is red and flashy, so don't pretend to give a shit about others when you know for a fact that even if it was discovered that the smell of tetra-hydra-peroxipterodactyl added 10 years to your life and b.o. caused impotence you wouldn't change a thing.
Also as annoying as I personally find your kind, I don't wish a bike accident or anything on you, and I wouldn't be happy in even the smallest way if you did get plowed by a Dow Chemical delivery truck while biking and coughing your high-pitched cough through the inner city to the farmer's market that's taking up all the fucking parking in my office complex.
I mean, I wouldn't cry 'cause I'm not a fag, but I would genuinely feel bad for you and your family.
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Think about the vegans! (Score:2, Funny)
We want billboards that smell like BBQ'd vegans!
Post from The Future! (Score:4, Funny)
ScentAir, The Silent Killer
by Mavra Chang, Reuters, New York
June 9, 2023
The advertising world took another hit as the 1000th case of brain cancer from the ScentAir advertising campaign was announced today...
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Scooped by NPR??? (Score:5, Informative)
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Smells like shame! (Score:4, Funny)
Aromatherapy for Men (Score:2)
Mmm... those smells are helping me relax, putting me in a happy place. Now gimme my damn steak.
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The target demographic is people who don't use air conditioning and/or drive down the highway with their windows down?
Cute idea. Wonder if anyone will actually manage to "smell" it. I guess the optional brick throwing machine that broke car windows as they pass was just too tricky.
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Unless you have the air in your car recycling air from inside the car, the air confditioner or heater will be pulling in outside air, even when the windows are up.
Even with in-cabin recycling I still get whiffs of skunk and other powerful scents when driving on the highway.
I use it mostly to avoid other people's exhaust fumes in slow traffic.
New Trend? (Score:2)
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Pollution (Score:2)
Location, location, location... (Score:3, Funny)
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Are there that many people in California that need to cable a console to a VAX [wikipedia.org]?
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Old Spice.
Ladies look at me, now back at the road, now back to me, now look at that tree you're about to hit.
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I wonder what Viagra smells like? You know it's coming...
Looks like you just answered your own question.
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Obligatory response (Score:2)
At a meatetarian, I find your righteous indignation deeply amusing.
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