Contextual Ads Based On Images 66
An anonymous reader writes "Technology Review reports on efforts to enable web ads to be targeted based on the content of online images, not text. All those user-generated photos on Facebook and Picasa could apparently be worth much more if it was possible to display adverts for pet food next to your snaps of your dog. Machine vision can apparently make that possible."
Re:I WANT MY GOATSE-INSPIRED ADS! (Score:5, Funny)
I WANT MY GOATSE-INSPIRED ADS!
Add for the latest iPhone coming up.
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I WANT MY GOATSE-INSPIRED ADS!
How about ricktse ads? They go a little something like this:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna stretch you out
Never gonna run around and expose you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna burn your eyes
Never gonna open wide and scar you
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I WANT MY GOATSE-INSPIRED ADS!
Add for the latest iPhone coming up.
AAHHGGG!!!, MY EYES!!
There isn't enough alcohol in the world to rinse that image from my brain.
Wheres the Brain Bleach? I know I have a bottle around here somewhere!
If all the world becomes a miiror.. (Score:5, Insightful)
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type "new and different" into the search engines and the advertisers will get the idea.
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Plus you can be damn sure that if this system is smart enough to be useful it will be gamed, and I'm not worried about companie
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When they know what you like and create an heuristic 'other people that liked X also like Y' kinda system you can actually get useful *new* recommendations you will probably also like... But with an image system like this you can imagine all the stupid fuck-ups and jokes that will ensue... "Yo momma is so fat that the ad Picasa shows next to all her photo's is: 'save the whales'"
s/photo's/photos/
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Fuck, there will be more horrors than you or I can imagine now... and I can imagine quite a lot...
Why don't you try AdBlock?
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If you happen to have access to Nature, this Philip Ball piece [nature.com] riffs on that topic.
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If all your world is media, you have bigger problems than targeted ads.
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It may be useful for buying presents/gifts too.
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Different? Different!?
Conform, you mindless sheep drone! If you don't conform, you don't belong!
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This is for Ads. Not for anything else. When was the last time an add introduced
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I always remember how on Napster, when I found someone sharing a song I wanted, I would browse their collection since we had at least one common intersection of interest in music. Got me into a lot of bands I would never have heard of, otherwise.
Evolution (Score:2, Interesting)
People are tired of crapvertisement exploding, find efficient entertainment elsewhere, internet evolves
2000s:
The internets is a fun place, banners and popups are crap but they can be turned off, we have fun
2005:
"Non-intrusive" ads, they work well, people are spending money on things they want
2007:
Explosion of "non-intrusive" ads, so whored out by 3rd parties it becomes a chaos of irrelevant ads with alot of clickthrough to get to actual content.
2009:
After people found a "place online" to displ
Re:Evolution (Score:4, Informative)
Don't know about you, but I just use an adblocker.
Death Spiral of Informative+1 (Score:2)
"Hi Somersault.
You say you just use an adblocker. Maybe you have tried AdBlock Plus. We would like you to take a short 1-question survey: which filter list is more effective for English viewers - Fanboy's List or EasyList?"
I really dread the rise of Micro-Audience ads, because if they're written smartly they'll be indistinguishable from Informative +1.
So don't use their services ... (Score:2)
Why host your pictures with ads? Because it's free. So, spend $10 a year on a domain, and a couple of bucks a month for some cheap shared hosting, and be ad-free. You'll find all other sorts of wonderful uses - like running your own webmail that doesn't have ads in it. Putting up your own site, hosting your own files - all ad-free.
Or if you're really cheap, check with your ISP - you probably have some disk space and a home page or two included with your plan.
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> because if they're written smartly they'll be indistinguishable from Informative +1
One could merely "string-out" the other side until one was convinced it was human, before actually answering / believing. This obviously will push AI further along as advertisers struggle to get more and more convincing bots. OTOH, that might not happen if a high enough percentage of the public just falls for it at the first iteration --- in that case, it would be more practical to transfer any real attempts at discourse
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Heh. I had a weird conversation on MSN a couple of months ago. Someone messaged me out of the blue and I thought it was an awful lot like the spam messages I get in my email. I said something about thinking they're just a spam bot, and they responded with something like "haha no I hate spam too" or something. I thought they were real until I said something else or they sent a link and I realised I was indeed just getting canned responses.
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I really dread the rise of Micro-Audience ads, because if they're written smartly they'll be indistinguishable from Informative +1.
I really dread the rise of Slashdot-Audience ads because they're not written smartly, so they're indistinguishable from Slashdot articles.
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2015:
People are tired of crapvertisement exploding, find efficient entertainment elsewhere, Freenet explodes
2020:
Freenet is a fun place, banners and popups are crap but they can be turned off, we have fun
2030:
People are tired of crapvertisement exploding, find efficient entertainment elsewhere...
Great idea (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Great idea (Score:4, Funny)
Imagine all the Clearasil ads on the self portraits of most /.ers!
Zing!
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Who wants to be that company to place ads next to the family when the pics turn out to be for Grandpa's funeral instead of the happy weekend outing?
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I'm sure there'll be a javascript, flash, or HTML 5 solution that handles it, then feeds the hashes to the adserver, which then feeds the ad to you.
possibly a double-edged sword (Score:1)
No examples (Score:5, Funny)
This would be Epic if they add Clippy-like messages.
"I see you've got a very ugly gf. Do you want to hire a prettier one? Click on me for today's special promotions".
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Yeah, it's crazy how much your gf looks like this [trinewbies.com], I'd say that is quite ugly for a gf, get a new one, better one! [sportscityhbg.com]
Entertainment Potential (Score:2)
I wonder if there will be some clever souls who try to see how "interesting" they can make the connection between the image and the advertisement, perhaps using Photoshop and specific combinations of images.
It won't be me, because I'll use adblock or ghostery or whatever is available to thwart these ads.
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Sign me up!
I wanna see the ads next to today's Fark article "Zombie Porn Movie banned from film festival".
90% (Score:3, Funny)
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"Punch the what and win the prize?! I think not."
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Beta tester here (Score:2)
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Waste of time and effort (Score:2)
You know, if all the time and effort spent on finding new and interesting ways to annoy people with advertising were spent on something more important (like, say, curing AIDS, or even sleeping) we'd all be a lot better off.
Screw you AND your ads. Adblock ftw.
What Advertisers Don't Understand (Score:1)
People don't want invasive ads. I like the ads of yesteryear. All they did was provide information. Nowadays I've got ads that try to appeal to my emotions. It's ridiculous. Why such the rampant ads with children? Their only purpose is to attract women into buying said items. It appeals to the mother in them. For men,they see lots of commercials about young boys and baseball. Also young girls and how they are princesses. Appealing to emotions, I think is going to far. Why would I want an emotional re
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Or, do people not need to know about what funeral homes are around and available? The purpose of the ad might not be to get you to buy two caskets now, but instead to get you to remember the funeral house when t
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When the time comes, you will seek them. Most people just look in the phone book. That's where the ad should be. If anything, having such an ad when your grandma is not doing well is actually a turn-off. It depresses people. I'm fine with TV ads but when you have a picture of your own grandma and then an ad for a funeral home, that just goes over the line. It's like having pics of young men with accompanying ad for beer or condoms. Or a teenage girl and an ad for birth-control. The ads are fine where t
Yeah; too creepy to work. (Score:1)
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Actually Facebook already advertises stuff at you using your friend's pictures - e.g. "$user, Try Friend Finder - $friend1 and $friend2 found friends using the Friend Finder. Give it a try!". I don't know if that extends to third party advertising, I usually kill it with AdblockPlus and/or Greasemonkey, and only noticed it today when I accidentally disabled Greasemonkey.
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More Semantic Web Crap (Score:2)
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I'm sorry, you forgot to express your post in the form of a tag cloud.
$20 Says (Score:2)
The slow-ass image recognition shit will run client side, either in javascript, flash, or some HTML 5 canvas hell (which nerds will jerk off to).
I can see it now (Score:2, Funny)
On Chatroulette: Penis Enlargement Ads
On Facebook: Clearasil, weight loss
On Playboy: Penis Enlargement
On Twilight Fan sites: Psychologists
On BMW and fancy cars: Penis Enlargement
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90% of ads (Score:1)
Based on normal browser usage, 90% of the ads will be for viagra and it's herbal relatives.
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