The Mercedes-Benz 'Cloaking Device' 163
cold fjord writes "As part of its marketing campaign for the new hydrogen fuel cell powered F-Cell, Mercedes-Benz has equipped one with a cloaking device. They covered one side of an F-Cell with LEDs and used cameras on the other side to capture the view, which is then displayed on the LEDs to effectively remove the vehicle from the line of sight."
I won't buy it. (Score:5, Funny)
MI6 will cover it (Score:3)
sign hear Mr bond
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Did you mean: sign language for the hearing impaired?
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I'm just going to leave this right here... [youtube.com]
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Whoa, where does the excess heat go? It has to go somewhere...
Re:MI6 will cover it (Score:5, Funny)
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I imagined it being said in one of those old style Chicago mobster voices.
"Mehhh! Sign, hear? Mr. Bond?"
Re:MI6 will cover it (Score:5, Funny)
With Labour improved MI6 being all in for diversity, the new James bond is deaf and will sign "hear" [youtube.com], you insensitive clod!
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Alright, let's start with the basics. English is a non-inflected Indo-European language derived from dialects of....
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If you're worried about that, you're not its target audience.
I'd be lying if I said that I wouldn't be tempted by it if I had the money. If for no other reason than that it'd be hilarious to drive in the city in stealth mode with only my tires clearly visible. Less fun when someone hits me but that happens now and I drive a friggin bright purple car!
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It's invisible enough.
" Did we just back into something? I don't see anything... oh well"
I wonder if it comes with a handy slippery slide or moose groomers and any other things you might need.
All My (Score:5, Funny)
Luxury cars are cloaked too - which is why it looks like I drive an old minivan
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Luxury cars are cloaked too - which is why it looks like I drive an old minivan
Bah, I dont need a cloaking device, most drivers act like the cant see my car already.
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The roof line of my sports coupe is below most cars' mirror level so I'm invisible to most of them. It's like the cloaking system in FreeSpace, except you only need to make the car less than 4 feet tall instead of spatially compressing it into a razor-thin blade.
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My luxury car is cloaked, in old paint. It makes it look like I don't have much money. Er, wait.
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http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Chamelion-XLE-383947 [break.com]
Spokesman V/O: If you're a luxury car owner, there's something you should know. Luxury sedans are stolen at the rate of four per minute.
[ show couple walking to curb from restaurant; his car is nowhere to be found ]
Man: My brand new BMW! I just got this car two days ago!
[ Spokesman enters foreground ]
Spokesman: Frightening, isn't it? Suddenly, the idea of buying a car for the cache of a hood ornament seems outdated. In the 90's, you don't need a car to tell the world you're wealthy; you need a car to tell the world you're smart.
[ show luxury car under wraps, as a breeze sends the cloth flying to reveal a junky-looking vehicle underneath ]
Spokesman: Introducing the Chameleon XLE for 1993. Finally, a luxury car that doesn't look like a luxury car.
Inside, the Chameloen XLE has everything you would expect in a luxury sedan of its class. Soft leather seating, a contoured instrument panel, and fine wood. But there's more - much more.
Authentically distressed fenders give way to a partially padded roof of blistered vinyl. While under the hood, a simulated transmission-fluid drip whispers, "Hey, not worth the trouble." This is craftsmanship no one will steal. GThis is engineering for the inner-city driving experience.
[ Spokesman places marble at the top of hood, which rolls forward into a hole at the bottom of the hood ]
Spokesman: Every inch of the Chameleon XLE is a pinnacle of urban design.
There's attention to detail. Like three mismatched wheel covers, and one exposed rim in school-bus yellow. Standard.
A broken taillight repaired with duct tape. Standard.
Retractable antenna. Standard.
The body of a Pontiac with a driver's-side door from an Oldsmobile Delta '88. All standard.
A car thief takes one look at this, and keeps right on walking. Of course, it's equipped with an automatic alarm system - but do you really think you'll need it?
[ Spokesman turns on alarm, which renders the car even more useless ]
Spokesman: The Chameleon XLE. They might tow it away, but they'll never steal it.
stop replying (Score:3)
in the subject box! fucking seriously!
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Why? Are you incapable of following a thought from one line to another? And what exactly were you trying to convey when you used 'fucking' as a modifier for 'seriously'? Could you not actually think of the precise word to express your thought?
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Because it's the SUBJECT box, not the COMMENT box. You put the SUBJECT in it, not your COMMENT .
In regards to my use of fucking: It's not a "modifier," it's a fucking adjective - and in this usage it is well known to indicate amplified emotion (usually negative).
English: do you understand it?
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Actually, I believe that in this use the word 'seriously' is actually an adverb, as it is implied that it refers to an action (verb, in case you have forgotten), and since 'fucking' is used to modify (hence 'modifier') 'seriously', then it too would be an adverb, as generally any modifier of either a verb, adverb, or adjective is called an adverb.
Hopefully by the time you complete your GED you will have the opportunity to study English grammar.
lead into my subject lines (Score:5, Funny)
thermodynamics (Score:1, Flamebait)
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Run some leads from a solar panel to a glass of water instint hydrogen. Not to mention the only emissions from a fuel cell are pure water. Id say a engine that spits out nothing but pure water which just so happens to be easy cheep clean source of its own fuel is about as green as you get.
Thermodynamics (Score:1)
Umm... except that electricity does partially come from renewable sources, just not all of it. As opposed to conventional IC engines, which run off of 100% non-renewable dino-waste.
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Except for the part that runs on biofuels.
Not that I think the ICE is a particularly forward thinking tech, but...
Hydrogen centralizes the pollution for remediation (Score:5, Insightful)
Until our electricity comes from renewable sources hydrogen power is worse than fossil fuels.
I don't think it is quite that simple. Hydrogen moves the pollution from many mobile sources, cars, to a very small number of non-mobile sources, power generation stations. With all pollution coming from these stations there is the opportunity for remediation, capturing the pollution to prevent its entry into the environment. Doing so is expensive and technically challenging but plausible.
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I don't think it is quite that simple. Hydrogen moves the pollution from many mobile sources, cars, to a very small number of non-mobile sources, power generation stations.
You know what also does that? Electric cars. And without the extra, extremely inefficient electrolysis step.
Electric: Dinosaurs -> Electricity -> Vroom
Fuel Cell: Dinosaurs -> Electricity -> Hydrogen -> Vroom
Not to mention that either you need to solve for long-term storage and transportation of hydrogen (if you produce it centrally) or produce it in-situ, and lose out on a good chunk of the efficiencies of centralisation you hope to gain.
Fuel cells (and the "hydrogen economy" in general) are
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I don't think it is quite that simple. Hydrogen moves the pollution from many mobile sources, cars, to a very small number of non-mobile sources, power generation stations.
You know what also does that? Electric cars. And without the extra, extremely inefficient electrolysis step.
Again, it is not that simple. You forgot about the batteries. Import lithium from distant lands, manufacture batteries, use batteries, recycle/dispose of batteries in the proper manner, by expensive new batteries, ...
Now ad downtime for charging.
All electric is not a panacea. It has its own set of issues and requires some technical advances.
Hydrogen has an advantage in that it reuses existing internal combustion technology. Minor modifications plus greater power output. Its issues are more infrastructure related. Of course all electric will need new infrastructure as well, chargers in parking lots, etc
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Power generator to drive chain, an electric car converts 69% of the energy to motion.
Hydrogen: just over 30%, the last time I looked.
When you're running short of (easy) energy, electric wins hands down. Secondly, there is a lot of competition out there on electricity-generating methods: coal, oil, wind, nuclear, solar ... just about everybody is getting into the Electricity business.
Hydrogen, OTOH, has the advantage that it looks like oil, if you're in the oil business: swap petrol for hydrogen gas, you sti
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Power generator to drive chain, an electric car converts 69% of the energy to motion. Hydrogen: just over 30%, the last time I looked.
Apologies for not being clear. I was comparing Hydrogen to Gasoline, only minor modifications to the internal combustion engine are needed and there is a 20%'ish improvement in power output.
Reusing internal combustion technology is irrelevant in this bigger picture.
You phrased that incorrectly. All electric is the long term. But there may be decades before such solutions are practical. In the short term the internal combustion engine using hydrogen, natural gas, etc is a practical solution to get us through the decades of R&D that are ahead of us.
Betting it all on electric e
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My vision is Renewable->Electricity+Water->Hydrogen->Hydrogen blimp fuel Transportation network->Electricity and Vroom!
Coal power is awful, but there is no reason we couldn't use the existing petroleum style of distribution to move hydrogen (although blimps are more fun than Exxon Valdez!)
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but there is no reason we couldn't use the existing petroleum style of distribution to move hydrogen
Yes, yes there is. Petroleum is a liquid at normal temperature and pressure; hydrogen's a gas, and a particularly pernicious one to store and transport. I just don't know why you want to whack an extra step in there, with all the inefficiencies that adds, just so you can use your car to turn chemical energy into motion, instead of turning electrical energy into motion.
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No, which is why I'd go for the stop-and-swap model. With standardization and large scale adoption, you should be able to get to a point where you drive in, engage the mechanism, and drive out again with a new battery, in around the same timeframe it takes to pump a tankfull now.
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No, which is why I'd go for the stop-and-swap model. With standardization and large scale adoption, you should be able to get to a point where you drive in, engage the mechanism, and drive out again with a new battery, in around the same timeframe it takes to pump a tankfull now.
The Chevy Volt has a battery pack weighing over 400 pounds and it is a hybrid, not an all electric. The 400+ lb battery pack gets you 50 miles.
The all electric Nissan Leaf has a batter pack weighing over 600 pounds and it gets you 73 miles.
This is not self serve, this is get in line for the fork lift stuff.
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Which is why I said "engage the mechanism", not "haul it out, and slot the new one in". Once there's enough cars on the road to justify it, you can do much better than a forklift.
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No, which is why I'd go for the stop-and-swap model. With standardization and large scale adoption, you should be able to get to a point where you drive in, engage the mechanism, and drive out again with a new battery, in around the same timeframe it takes to pump a tankfull now.
I'm a little short on cash right now, so I'll take half a battery.
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I agree with you on hydrogen but battery swapping is stupid. The latest electric cars can already do a half-hour quick charge to 80%, and they already have more range than the average American's driving distance so pretty soon overnight charging will be all you need.
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Oh please the worst battery price to car price relationship was the 1st-gen Prius, and the battery was less than half the cost of the car.
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That's too rich for my blood but the batteries will be cheaper in the future. Today's average electric car batteries run about $10k.
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That's true if the car has a hydrogen-powered ICE, but if it's a fuel cell vehicle it's still Dinosaurs -> Hydrogen -> Electric -> Vroom
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Yeah, but that sorta gets around (one of) the cool points about centralization. If you upgrade the coal plant to a nuke or renewable plant, suddenly all your electric cars become nuke/renewable powered. If you're generating hydrogen through hydrocarbon reforming, you're basically stuck with a fossil fuel source. If you want to go renewable, you introduce an extra Renewable -> Electricity -> Hydrogen conversion in there.
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woosh?
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Even better hydrogen generation can be done where there is vast quantity of renewable resources. I'm not an energy expert, but in my imagination I see use harnessing energy from wave currents and using it to generate hydrogen, fill blimps and ship hydrogen to places that need power. And also there are a lot of islands that are geothermal hotspots with access to lots of volcanic energy and ocean water.
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Hydrogen moves the pollution from many mobile sources, cars, to a very small number of non-mobile sources, power generation stations.
In theory you're right. Unfortunately most of our hydrogen is made from natural gas using an energy-intensive process and what's more, we don't even halt this process during the day and just run it on wasted base load at night, it's just a steady industrial consumer like anything else. If we were using squandered load from power stations to make hydrogen at night we'd get it essentially for free, aside from occasionally making some new carbon electrodes. To make them last as long as possible you want to dis
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Then remember that electric cars, no matter what their source is DO NOT IDLE.
Then remember that we're talking about hydrogen, not necessarily EVs. And even if they are hydrogen EVs, fuel cells have all kinds of their own problems. They have an optimal temperature which is high, for example, and which must be maintained. They are energy-intensive to produce, much as batteries are. Hydrogen fueling infrastructure doesn't exist, just as EV charging infrastructure doesn't exist. And so on.
New cars may have gasoline engines over 35% efficient, if they are small and direct-injected.
Electr
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sorry for double-reply but I realized another reason your comment is really stupid. Modern Direct-injected gasoline engines can hold compression and start without the starter because they have full injection control and they know where the crank is.
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It doesn't work that way. We call it "stop and go" traffic because it stops and goes.
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But Ociffer... (Score:1)
Officer: So, what caused you to get into an accident?
Driver: Well, you see there was this invisible car...
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Re:But Orifice... (Score:3)
"I see" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Its a cool stunt (Score:2)
not perfect, but cool
I would hack it. (Score:5, Funny)
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I'd hack it to make my old Japanese sport compact look like an expensive supercar. Hello ladies! :D
Specifically I'd make it look like one of those stripped-out track-oriented supercars so that the basic interior and authentic track car smell of burnt rubber, petrochemicals and sweat doesn't seem out of place.
Terminology (Score:5, Insightful)
A proper cloaking device isn't just a flat image of the surroundings; it would need to be holographic so it would look right from any angle.
I would call this "adaptive camouflage", and it's doing a damned good job at that.
I am born anew in the coolness of this. (Score:2)
I want one.
"zero" emissions (Score:1)
Who made the hydrogen for the fuel cell? Underpants gnomes?
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Uhm... (Score:2)
Just what I want - a Merc that people can't see in the parking lot.
OTOH, I guess scratches wouldn't matter so much on an invisible car.
Zero emission (Score:3)
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They mean zero emissions from the car itself, which is correct in the same sense that a Tesla Roadster running from a Chinese coal power plant is zero emissions.
The closest you can actually get to zero emissions overall is an electric car charged by renewable or nuclear power.
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And even with that, you leave out the emissions created when the nuke plant was built and its fuel mined, refined and shipped on site.
For 'renewable' sources, you have to deal with the emissions associated with producing that equipment.
Operationally, they may be zero emissions but they can't be created in a zero emissions way.
Ok, yeah, that's cool, but... (Score:5, Funny)
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Comic Rimshot! [youtube.com]
Yes... I laughed. :( :)
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Hey-o!!! (Score:2)
Ba-dum-dum [instantrimshot.com]
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dude
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So that would make it a Stealth Blimp? [thestealthblimp.com]
Can I buy this without the car? (Score:2)
I've wanted to do this since I was a kid! Awesome! Sometimes it takes someone with a big budget and reason to waste it to do something cool like this. Can I buy one of these, but hold the car?
If it bleeds, we can kill it. (Score:2)
this thing is zero emissions. it doesn't bleed. we can't kill it.
and this year it grows hot...
Hydrogen? (Score:2)
While this is a cool gag, didn't they get the memo that hydrogen is inefficient compared to batteries and that methane is much easier/cheaper to work with if you really want to run fuel cells?
It probably took them a couple of years to get hydrogen to work, at least in a small car. I guess we'll hear as much about it as of the hydrogen BWM 7-series.
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There seems to have been some breakthrough regarding hydrogen tanks recently. BMW had stopped their development, but they've restarted it, too.
Sorry, I don't have a cite but I'm in automotive and got this through the grapevine. Could be because of this research [physorg.com].
Excellent Halloween Costume . . . (Score:5, Interesting)
1) Attach one tablet to your stomach and one to your back.
2) Open up a camera chat between them.
3) Put on a T-shirt with one bloody hole on the front, and one on the back, directly over the tablets.
4) It looks like someone shot a hole through you!
5) No profit, but plenty of laughs.
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http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20127676-71/the-bloody-incredible-ipad-halloween-costume/
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Go to party as a floating cock.
You mean like this one [photobucket.com]?
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undoing moderation.
Someone please explain (Score:2)
How is it able to capture or reflect the people looking at the car if the cameras are mounted on the other side (the uncovered side)? I wasn't really able to see much (probably intentionally shown as a glance) of the rig, but I think I saw a girl pass by behind the gear.
New plan (Score:2)
2. Project image of Maserati on LEDs.
3. Pick up chicks.
Mall Trek: The Next Generation (Score:2)
Cpt. Picard: "This is Captain Picard of the U.S.S. Minivan. Stardate 1231.4. Our voyage to the Walmart parking lot has thus far been uneventful. According to our orders, we are to rendevouz with Federation shoppers at--"
[Explosion. Ships rocks violently.]
Cmdr Riker: "Romulan Beemah decloaking off the starboard bow! ALL HANDS BATTLE STATIONS! [matthewbarr.co.uk]"
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LOL, In the '90s there was a car ad like this (Dodge Intrepid? Some American car).
Or you could do it at home on your PC (Score:2)
Using something like Hitfilm Ultimate.
Seriously, I don't believe this is real.
Who knew? (Score:2)
Who knew Germans could smile so much? They seem almost like real people.
Re:Fugly! (Score:4, Funny)
I may be wrong, but I'm sensing that you may not particularly like this car.
That may just be me reading too much between your lines though, I tend to do this sometimes.
Sorry if I misunderstood you.
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Some first-gen Smarts did have the Mercedes star, but I guess they spun it off into a separate company for a reason (not sure what it is though).
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That was a fun episode. It reminded me of the saying "beware of what you wish for - it might come true."
Re:What's point? (Score:5, Insightful)
the point is to get eyeballs on the car, it's an advertisement device.
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Ah, marketing. Bah, useless to use for consumers. :P
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It's a fantastic attraction drawing attention to the cutting edge research and development that Mercedes is doing.
You might as well ask "What's the point of all these hot chicks at the auto show?"
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Ooh put hot chicks in this invisible car like Wonderman in her airplane. ;)
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Can't be bothered with BS like this. Do you realize who may be in control of internet policy a year from now?
Who? The Bavarian Illuminati?
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It's a neat trick, but of course it has its limitations. It only works from the right angle, and even then it's not perfect because it relies on a camera on the other side of the car which has a different perspective than your eyes. For land vehicles, though, say military vehicles coming right at you, it might be enough to fool you from far enough away, provided you're using sight alone on watch duty, and not radar, sonar, thermal, or anything like that.
Of course, cloaking devices are particularly worthless
Re:It is no good .... (Score:4, Interesting)
russians are testing a thermal camouflage for tanks. it uses infrared cameras to measure the temperature of objects (ground, buildings, trees, etc) surrounding the tanks, then send a command to thermal plates all around the the vehicle to match the measurements. this effectively makes the tank invisible to infrared devices, including night vision goggles.
imagine an american soldier, after being blasted by that tank saying as he dies: "the goggles, they do nothing!"