Google Glasses Announced 249
Eponymous Hero writes "The Geordi La Forge in all of us rejoices as Google announces Google Glasses, the augmented reality glasses that will no doubt spy on everything you look at and target you with ads at that crucial moment. The only question left begging is how soon can we merge them with bionic eye implants?"
Oblig (Score:5, Funny)
The googles! They do nothing!
I felt a disturbance in the force... (Score:5, Funny)
They better include a full HUD (Score:5, Funny)
I love... (Score:5, Funny)
I love how the pitch boils down to "Google goggles: they'll help you get laid". (Ukulele not included)
Re:Oblig (Score:5, Funny)
If you modify the phase variance, invert the polarity and transfer 10% of the dilithium matrix into your processing center, you might just hear a faint wooosh.
That is, if you're not in the holodeck. But how would you know?
Dual Purpose Device (Score:4, Funny)
They also act as birth-control
Re:Danger! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Brain overload (Score:5, Funny)
Sooo... Would this cause your brain to overload with all the additional information - or for it to step aside and cease to function?
If you're the sort who will run right out and pick one up as soon as they become available, brain function has likely already ceased.
You don't have to wait (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, can hardly wait for an army of idiots walking around talking to themselves.
Book a ticket to San Francisco right now!
Between people with bluetooth headsets and a vast array of homeless, your dream will be true in no time.
Like everything else, porn will drive this (Score:5, Funny)
I can't wait for the app that will analyze a woman's clothing and give you a virtual facsimile of what she looks like naked. It's going to happen. And then it will be banned in the app store. And then it will be remade for the use of one pedophile on rooted glasses so they can see little kids naked out in the street. And then congress will get involved and the glasses will be banned.
You know what, let's just forget the whole thing.
Re:Creepy (Score:5, Funny)
...they'd damned well make sure it only listens to me. (Or else I *will* troll everyone wearing one of these.)
"Browse goatse" will be the new battle cry.
Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (Score:4, Funny)
Added a second liver for the drinking. Also hollowed out one of his legs.