Microsoft To Sell Its Own Windows RT Tablet 288
Glasswire writes "ComputerWorld reports that Microsoft will announce a Microsoft-branded tablet on Monday running the Win RT (ARM-based) subset version of Win 8. MSFT choose not to offer a x86 Win 8 version, which could have given them a performance advantage over ARM-based Apple iPads. A PCMag opinion piece titled 'A Microsoft Tablet Would Be Dumb' says, 'The only real reason to introduce a Microsoft-branded tablet is because Microsoft couldn't get anyone else to make a Windows RT tablet.' No reaction yet from Microsoft's system OEM customers that it will now be competing with."
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Your problem is that you've actually given credence to PC Magazine.
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Looks like knee-jerk anti-Microsoftism to me.
No kidding.
Office 2013 RT includes Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and OneNote, and will ship as an integral part of Windows RT. ARM-powered Windows RT to run "Office 2013 RT" [arstechnica.com]
MS Office never exits the top ten bestseller lists in OSX and Windows software sales.
prior to Windows 7 their desktop operating systems were terrible
The MSDOS and Windows OS runs well on hardware that is midline at the time of release and entry level a year or so later.
The Ford Model T wasn't the most technologically sophisticated car on the road. But its design and engineering made perfect sense given
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Re:Huh? (Score:4, Interesting)
Their current-gen console has sold 67 million units, despite reliability problems. Microsoft must be doing something right.
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Not new stories. They got the issue figured out and fixed a long ways back. It's now the top console and quite profitable.
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Informative)
Go to http://www.microsoft.com/investor/EarningsAndFinancials/Earnings/PressReleaseAndWebcast/fy12/Q2/default.aspx [microsoft.com] Here you can look at their financial statements for the last few years. Check the line item that shows the Operating income for the Entertainment and Devices Division on the statments going back to 2004. I put together a table:
2004 (1,220)
2005 (391)
2006 (1,284)
2007 (1,892)
2008 497
2009 169
2010 618
2011 1,324
At the end of fiscal year 2011, the entertainment and devices division was still about $2.2 billion in the hole. Now the first two quarters of 2012 were good( a total of $880 million) but look here: http://www.microsoft.com/investor/EarningsAndFinancials/Earnings/PressReleaseAndWebcast/FY12/Q3/default.aspx [microsoft.com] They lost $229 million this past quarter. That means they are still about $1.5 billion in the hole on this little Xbox venture. And with their Online services consistently losing money( in the billions), they better hope Windows Phone 7 and Windows 8 are huge this year.
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E&D is not just Xbox, though. It also includes such market leaders as Windows Phone.
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Why would microsoft actually manufacturer the tablet when they could contract one of many OEMs to make it?
Guarantee you they aren't... (Score:3)
MS doesn't 'make' anything. The most notable 'microsoft' hardware platform without OEM branding is xbox 360, and that's made by Flextronics, Wistron, and Celestica.
In this case, I'd wager they have an ODM relationship in place with some southeast asia company. It's possible they'll design it and OEM it out, but I'd guess ODM instead.
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In this case, I'd wager they have an ODM relationship in place with some southeast asia company. It's possible they'll design it and OEM it out, but I'd guess ODM instead.
And since they didn't do anything other than say "It runs this CPU, and has this, this, this and this spec", the above statement doesn't exactly inspire confidence that this will be anything more than a rebranded Chinese POS, with their typical attention to fit and finish, overall build quality, and component "spec-headroom".
In other words, carefully engineered to just make it through the warranty-period. Period.
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Yes, and the ghost of Steve Jobs crafts every iPad with his spectral hands ...
It's no secret that almost all consumer electronics are assembled in Asia. Why make a special point about Microsoft following the same practice?
Because, unlike pretty much all other OEMs, Apple has incredibly tight QA throughout the entire manufacturing chain. Ask anyone who has had to supply components to Apple.
So, essentially, you were correct: In a way, the ghost of Steve Jobs DOES craft every iPad with spectral hands.
So, while Apple (and a few others, NOT including MS) CAN get Asian CMs to produce a quality product like the iPad, the vast majority are simply interested in "cost reduction".
And that's where the cheepnis factor comes in with
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
Google pulled something off? They have a near monopoly with their search engine. Let's see.. what else... oh.. a few people use gmail... and... ????
Stuff that has failed:
Google+
Google X (google rebranded with an OSX theme.. it lasted a day)
Google catalog
web accelerator
Google Video (this was going to whip YouTube... planb was apparently to just buy youtube)
google answers - pay us $10 to answer a question for you researched using google
google wave
wiki search
google audio ads
google dodgeball (like foursquare)
jaiku (like twitter)
google notebook
google pagecreator
google buzz
froogle
google coupons
voice search
google viewer (instead of search results page... display them like a slideshow)
google checkout
print ads
realtime search
google labs
google lively
orkut
friend connect
google latitude
knol
google health
igoogle
google click-to-call
google sidewiki
goog-411
google tv
google radio ads
google shared stuff (bookmarking site)
searchmash
google search timeline
google bookmark lists
google desktop
fast flip
google pack
google web security
image labeler
subscribed links
app inventor
City Tours
Google Breadcrumb
Google News Timeline
Google Sets
Google Squared
Google Talk Guru
Image Swirl
Places Directory
Realtime Mytracks
Script Converter
Sputnik.
OK.. that's enough for now. There's more... that's just what I could remember + what i could find in 5 mintues.
Why would anyone count on google to pull off *ANY* project over Microsoft. At least Microsoft has more than 1 profitable project.
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Re:Huh? (Score:4)
sorry... starting a project called voice search, discontinuing it, and then starting a new project called voice search does not make the first one a success.
Google voice search was in 2002.. it died a short while later (nothing worked.. the whole backend for the project was removed).. and then google picked it back up again in 2008.
so doesn't count.. still a failure.
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A lot of those didn't fail.
Google+ is still around. Only people who expected it to be Facebook II call it a failure.
Orkut is very popular in India and Brazil.
iGoogle is still around and makes for a good home page.
Goog-411 was only intended to as an experiment to help them gather data on voice recognition.
Google desktop was a huge success, which only saw its user base decline when Windows 7 made it obsolete.
Those are just the ones that leapt out at me. I suspect there are other flaws in your list as well.
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None of those projects lived up to Google's hype. Google+ was supposed to defeat facebook. Orkut was supposed to be the new social media platform for the world--not just brazil.
Er ..... a little bit selective? (Score:5, Insightful)
Search
Adwords
Adsense
Gmail
Youtube
Google Docs
Maps
Android
Chrome
Google Earth
Analytics
Blogger
Anyone who can beat Microsoft comprehensively at browsers, phone OSs, and search shouldn't be dismissed.
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Informative)
Google+ certainly didn't fail. It's a social network with tens of millions of users - one of the largest, currently. Most of them share Limited or Extended Circles, so a two-bit analyst will jump to the conclusion that they aren't active, but you see, Google+ has this thing called "circles", and enables users to share only to the circles they want.
Google wave is an integral part of Google+
Knol was killed by Google, though it didn't really fail. The blame falls squarely on Google, no doubt, but it was a fairly successful venture otherwise.
All the other products and services you list don't amount to a hill of beans and aren't worth the electrons to talk about them.
Missing from your list are little things such as Android, Google Books and Google Scholar.
I guess you never heard of Android, before...
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Absolutely right. Google's got lots of consumer level hardware on the market. Like the.... hmmm... Why do you think that there's a better likelihood that a company that has never, to my knowledge, made a consumer gadget, will be able to make a better gadget than a company that has been making them for 20+ years?
HOW many X-Box returns???
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
As the GP pointed out, if Google can buy Motorola and own the Xoom and the RAZR, what's wrong w/ Microsoft having its own tablet or phone? In fact, given that most OEMs sub-contract that work out to the likes of Foxconn, LiteOn and other actual manufacturers in China and Taiwan, does Microsoft have anything to lose by doing exactly that, getting someone to make a tablet specifically for them, and then putting their logo on it? They're not even making it, so the end product will be no better nor worse than other vendors. Only difference will be Windows RT vs Android vs iOS, but that's a real Microsoft vs Google vs Apple differentiator.
Particularly given that since they want to price it higher than either Apple or Google/Mot, chances are that no vendor would want to bat for them w/ such a market disadvantage. So Microsoft is probably pitching this themselves, hoping that their brand name will help sell it.
Only odd decision of theirs, though - they'd have done better to have gone w/ either Medfield or Fusion, rather than ARM.
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
My understanding if Google charged for Android and if Google didn't allow OEMs to modify Android then there would be more outcry. Android isn't quite free as Google gets their money from advertising and services and Google is starting to put in more requirements for Android. The main worry here is that OEMs have to pay for Win RT. MS will pay nothing and will be at an advantage in terms of cost. The latest rumor is $80 per tablet. For a $500 tablet, that is a significant amount of money. Second is that MS can relax requirements for themselves for Win RT which OEMs cannot do.
Besides screwing over OEMs, what else does MS can do? Many OEMs are still a little miffed about Zune where they supported PlaysForSure for years trying to battle Apple only to have MS abandon them with Zune only DRM that locked them out of the market. While music is no longer DRM laden, video and books still have DRM attached.
The last thing is MS has not been very successful at hardware. Sure mice and keyboards are okay. But Zune was a flop. Kin was a flop. Xbox is finally in the black of almost 9 years of being supported by Windows and Office revenue. If Xbox was a separate company they would have had to declare bankruptcy or leave the business like NEC and Sega.
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I know this seems like reverse logic, but Microsoft having its own branded tablet then licensing it to OEMs is a good idea. First, there's a reference model, and someone BIG to compete with on price, added features, etc. It's a bit of a market creation tool to give Microsoft more reach with RT.
This begs the question: do I think it will work? No. Added Office or no, Microsoft is a battleship that made money by following and is now a battleship so jinormous that it takes three years to turn so it can fire its
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When OEMs finally sell more than two tablets total, it benefits them. Right now, there are lots of gen1 and gen2 tablets being liquidated. Most of those had Android on them. OEMs need to sell, like anyone else, and at least they believe that adding RT, just like Windows whatever before RT, will make them money.
Let's discuss, for a moment, just how Microsoft's restrictions are. Oh, go ask HP about Windows Vista. Rinse, repeat. The very phrase "Microsoft restrictions" is an oxymoron.
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No objection to MS making a tablet. That is within their prerogative.
Long Term Effect: MS may just present enough competition within the tablet market to cause other MS licensees to demand a lower price for the MS tablet OS. Hence, I can't guess whether MS will win or lose on this. If MS becomes totally vertically integrated, maybe it wins, but if not, maybe Linux variants win ultimately.
Only time will tell. May the best OS's flourish. That way we users gain big time.
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Hence, I can't guess whether MS will win or lose on this.
I can...
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Informative)
Just completely forget that there is, oh I don't know, the XBOX.
The whole XBOX business has been a cash sink for Microsoft. Don't forget that the Entertainment division collects the royalties from Android makers (that is hundreds of millions for free) and still it is in the red ( http://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/xbox.jpg [geekwire.com] ).
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(Sigh. Let the "troll" modding begin.)
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Insightful)
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... especially when what they've done in the past is the corporate equivalent of something that a person would never get out of prison for.
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Insightful)
False premise. People who do something wrong are generally forgiven after they've "paid their debt to society". There are some people who choose never to forgive anyone for anything, but those people are sanctimonious assholes who want the world to think that they're perfect little saints.
If you had, say, stolen a car, gone to jail, and done your time, do you really think it would be fair for others to treat you as a social pariah and refer to you as a car thief in every conversation even twenty years later?
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Disenfranchisement is a bad thing. It was designed to keep black people from voting. It's a stain on the country, which has thankfully been reduced to only a few regions. It is not something we should be looking to duplicate in other areas.
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The light dawns (Score:5, Insightful)
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+1
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So why a Microsoft built tablet? Has Ballmer really gone chair throwing ape over Apples success? His attack on the iPod didn't go so well( hello Zune ). Nor did Windows Mobile 6.5 or their latest 2
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So why a Microsoft built tablet? Has Ballmer really gone chair throwing ape over Apples success?
Yes.
Great windows tablet.... (Score:2)
A windows tablet that can't run windows applications.
Yep that'll go very well with your standard windows customer.
So? (Score:2)
How's that different from Google, who supports the Nexus smartphone series to provide a reference for other companies?
competing with whom? (Score:3, Interesting)
You have to make up your mind. Either MS could not find anybody to make an RT tablet, or they will have competitors in the RT tab;let market. It cannot be both.
I am no fan of Microsoft, but I tend to like them better when they are the underdog. It seems it brings the better out of them.
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You mean like when they released the Zune to compete against the iPod?
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Can you imagine how horrible the Zune would have been if it had not been an iPod competitor?
"Bringing the better out of them" doesn't mean the end result is necessarily good.
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x86 please (Score:5, Interesting)
As a network administrator/system operator/analyst/jack of all, I want an x86 tablet please. Why? Because I need a windows tablet in the enterprise that I can manage like a computer.
RT is nice...for the consumer space...I guess. But I really want a windows tablet for the enterprise space please.
Re:x86 please (Score:5, Informative)
No -- you want administration tools that you can use to manage an enterprise's corral of tablets and smartphones. Surprisingly, Apple offered this for the iPhone years ago as part of their OS X Server package that allowed for the adding/removing of apps and permissions for all registered devices on the network. Not sure if it still exists in Lion Server -- but it stands to reason it should.
Expecting them to come up with a brand new Tablet OS just for your IT dept needs did give me a chuckle though.
But rest assured, I'm sure they'll rip-off Apple (as usual) and come up with a device administrator for you to play with.
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I'm so sorry you didn't understand what I was saying. But an MS version of the Enterprise Admin Interface for iOS is what the grandparent was desiring -- but instead asked for a new Mobile OS. And MS will likely roll out such a product for their own devices. If they can't be bothered to -- then that's just tough shit and a sign that RT is bound for failure.
In fact if Windows RT Tablets are unable to access Corporate Domains and services like Exchange out of the box then we can all go home knowing that MS'
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As a network administrator/system operator/analyst/jack of all, I want an x86 tablet please. Why? Because I need a windows tablet in the enterprise that I can manage like a computer.
RT is nice...for the consumer space...I guess. But I really want a windows tablet for the enterprise space please.
You had about a DECADE to purchase an XP one.
Did you?
Why not Windows 8? (Score:2)
I mean seriously, wasn't Windows 8 having all this newfangled interface specifically for tablets?
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From the article: Windows RT tablets are built on the Windows 8 OS
Re:Why not Windows 8? (Score:5, Interesting)
From the post: "...running the Win RT (ARM-based ) subset version of Win 8."
Clearly implies Win RT is based on Win 8, but a subset, since you cannot run legacy Win apps and is missing many other full Win 8 features.
Full Win8 is only available in x86 version.
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Emulating x86 on ARM is impractical, it would be something like emulating the PS3 on a Wii.
That's funny. We used to emulate x86 on a 40MHz SPARC to run Word and similar apps; and that was emulating the whole of Windows and the underlying hardware, not just the application.
A GHz-era ARM should be plenty fast enough to run apps that aren't excessively CPU-intensive; most of the time when interacting with everyday apps the CPU is idle waiting for the user to do something, so there's plenty of CPU power available even with a 10x or more slowdown for the emulation.
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At $80+ OEM cost only Microsoft can afford to... (Score:5, Insightful)
If previous reports of >$80 for OEM WinRT are correct, only Microsoft can reasonably afford to build low end Windows RT tablets, as the $80 becomes prohibitive software cost for low end tablets (where WinRT will compete). For Microsoft it is just inter-divisional funny money.
How do HW OEMs compete with a $200 Kindle Fire (or rumored Google Branded $200 tablet) when saddled with $80+ OS?
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Remember that MS is a huge company with many many mouths to feed. They need to sell them at a fairly large profit to feed the machine.
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They need to sell them at a fairly large profit to feed the machine.
Microsoft does pour money into markets for years at zero or negative profits in hopes of eventually winning. Just look at Bing.
They still have Desktop OS/Office monopoly machine printing money until something they pour money on catches fire.
This could be their way of seeding the WinRT market that doesn't really make sense for OEMs (anyone?).
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Remember that Google is a huge company with many many mouths to feed as well.
Yet, last time I checked, Android is available for free, and it's open sourced under the permissive Apache license to boot.
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Remember that Google is a huge company with many many mouths to feed as well.
Yet, last time I checked, Android is available for free, and it's open sourced under the permissive Apache license to boot.
That's because Android isn't a product Google is selling. You are the product.
Android is just one more gateway for selling you to their real customers.
This is the way of the future (Score:2)
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This isn't a troll just an observation (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:This isn't a troll just an observation (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't have the feeling that the tablet market is exactly saturated. Sure there are many players, but it's a fast growing market, and there is definitely place for more players.
Whether MS has what it takes to compete in that market, that's a totally different matter.
And by the way, Apple launched their first-ever mobile phone offering in a mature, and far more saturated market than the tablet market is now. I can't say they didn't do well. So launching a new product in a saturated market is not a recipe for failure - you just have to offer something good that can compete with the rest.
That the Zune was a flop was not because the digital music player market was saturated, it was more because it was a lesser offering than the iPod.
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The difference between the iPhone and the Zune was Apple went after a highly targeted and under-served segment of the market. Smart phones existed way before Apple but most companies focused on business smart phones. They put out "consumer" versions which were only slightly modified versions of business ones. Apple and later Android made their phones specifically for consumers. The Zune simply went after the iPod. For a while there it was slightly better than the iPod Classic; however, Apple moved the
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The iPod Touch wasn't just a media player. It was a portable computing device that was also a media player, internet browser, email application, etc.
A.K.A. a PDA.
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Re:This isn't a troll just an observation (Score:5, Interesting)
Why is it that Microsoft can't seem to do anything until some one else does it and it's usually Apple?
Corporate culture. Microsoft is famously a competitive environment, but from what I've read it's not companies like Apple that's the enemy, it's other projects at Microsoft that might siphon resources from yours. When an outside vendor introduces a successful product, nobody can say, "it'll never sell." When the product is *wildly* successful, like the iPad, it can even overcome "we tried that before and it doesn't work."
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That's the strategy in the Ballmer era. He's an idiot.
Apple almost died in the Gates era. Either Gates jumped ship just as Jobs and Google was taking the market, or Gates' Embrace-extend-extinguish or "cut off their air supply" strategies were so effective at stifling innovation, that things didn't take off until he took a back seat to focus on his philanthropy.
Jobs' innovation in iTunes was not the iPod BTW. Apple was a over-priced, featureless also-ran. 5GB HDD, Firewire interface and 10h battery
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Yep. Gates used to be ridiculously paranoid that "someone will do to us what we did to IBM".
If the old MS crew was running the show, as soon as they heard the rumor that Apple was working on a touch-based phone, they would have started a crash program and bought the talent they needed. Now with Ballmer, you get the crash program, but its coming 3-4 years too late.
To a great degree, Internet services have defanged MS's monopoly power & ability to "cut off the air supply". But really they just got lazy af
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Why is it that Microsoft can't seem to do anything until some one else does it and it's usually Apple?
You seem to be under the impression that Apple do things first themselves. MP3 players, tablets, smart phones, personal computers, set top TV boxes, routers, online music services operating systems.... there were products in all of these categories before Apple introduced their offerings. In some cases Microsoft had products in these categories before Apple!
I think the point is, someone always did something like your product before. It doesn't matter if you're Apple, Microsoft, Google or whoever else. Th
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This strategy (if it is a strategy at all, and not just a general lack of direction/ideas) *should* avoid "high risk flailing about" but in practice, MS seem to do a lot of flaili
Kin, Zune, Nokia... Ballmer (Score:4, Interesting)
Look, we can all see this will flop, but when it does, can this time the shareholders dump Ballmer?
He makes terrible choices, and that impacts their products. They have talent in Microsoft, they have money, they have a market to leverage, yet time and time again he fails to marshal them.
So at some point the shareholders have to say enough and dump him.
Oh and BTW, the Acer A700 tablet has sold out on pre-order. That's the *Android* Quad Core Tegra 3, with bigger than HD screen (1920x1200), so Windows RT will face incredibly tough competition out there.
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They have talent in Microsoft, they have money, they have a market to leverage, yet time and time again he fails to marshal them.
Yes, don't you think this is excellent? Why interrupt him when he is busy doing such good for the human race?
Why would they do such thing (Score:2)
RT ? (Score:4, Funny)
Doesn't Windows look Really Tired
This is reference hardware for... (Score:2)
Smart Glass. This is a bit different than a phone. Just like they make Keyboards, Mice and Joysticks. This is primarily for the smart glass living room marketplace, and they are going to explore ideas that are best for that space and application, as well as all the other cool stuff you can do with a tablet.
Win RT is a really dumb idea (Score:2)
So let's see it's not Windows and so it does not run the millions of Windows software packages. And it's not Windows Phone either so it does not run those apps either, It only runs Metro UI apps compiled especially for Win RT (ARM) which is is let's see hmm... Nothing! It's a whole new platform in a space that MS has zero market share. Google making a tablet makes some sense they already have an Android market full of apps and people that would buy a sweet Android tablet and they already sell the Nexus line
Microsoft vs OEMs (Score:2)
Some people have been claiming for years that Apple needed to go back to the clone days and allow other OEMs to sell Mac OS X on their PCs too.
Now that it appears Microsoft will be getting directly into the Windows-on-hardware business I suppose we'll find out if that above demand makes business sense.
(Yes these are tablets but I believe the tablets are tomorrow's PCs)
MSFT's monolithic organization structure (Score:3)
Projects like the Courier were killed because the MS Office and Windows divisions felt threatened. Microsoft is afraid of having products that do not somehow directly tie into the Windows and Office culture and because of that, they will not have a successful product beyond the XBox and their Windows PCs and servers.
Microsoft needs to dump Ballmer and reorganize into several organizational units like Sony so that they can have products that do not necessarily interoperate and sometimes even fight each other in the market.
eh? (Score:3)
"Microsoft To Sell Its Own Windows RT Tablet"
Well it's not like they're going to sell someone else's tablet now are they.
Well, what do you expect? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well, what do you expect? (Score:5, Funny)
This is ./ , what doe you expect from us you...you...Anonymouse Coward!
dotslash?
Is that slashdot's evil counterpart from a parallel universe?
Re:Well, what do you expect? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well, what do you expect? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, over there it's a well edited, properly moderated, fully functioning technology discussion website. It also has a goatee.
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Yeah, over there it's a well edited, properly moderated, fully functioning technology discussion website. It also has a goatee.
That was funny!
Goatee. Tee hee...
Microsoft releases actual cow turd as phone (Score:5, Funny)
AXLE GREASE, Down Under, Tuesday (NTN) — Desperate to stay competitive against iPhone and Android mobile devices, Microsoft has released a two-pound lump of actual cow faeces [newstechnica.com] that they claim constitutes a phone.
Windows RT, in development for several years, strips the mobile device down to its fundamental essence: futility, annoyance, malfunction, inconvenience and a socially unacceptable odour. Confounding analyst expectations, the turd is in fact shined.
US mobile carriers hailed the turd as the perfect physical complement to their world-famous customer service. “This powerful product will promote our growth!” said John Harrobin of Verizon Wireless. “We’re marketing them as edible.”
“We think we can really work the brand equity,” said Steve Ballmer, modelling the optional shoulder-length rubber gloves. “Everyone works with our stuff all day every day. They know who Microsoft is and what we do.”
“How about making our customers actually swallow our bullshit physically?” said John Harrobin. “Windows Mobile 7 was my idea.”
Re:This summary is terrible (Score:5, Informative)
"MSFT choose"? Seriously?
Using business and other organizational names as collective rather than singular nouns is more common in British than in American English, but both usages are increasingly acceptable on both sides of the Atlantic. Your objection is silly, unless of course you're complaining about the use of the stock ticker symbol in place of the company name, which I agree is an abomination.
Re:This summary is terrible (Score:5, Insightful)
The stock symbol usage seems to come from those who have started thinking the worth of a company whose product you use is not the product but the value of the company. Personally, I think a company that makes obscene boatloads of money is charging too much.
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I also consider it an indicator of the same sort as a BlueTooth headset.
Re:This summary is terrible (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally, I think a company that makes obscene boatloads of money is charging too much.
No. Any company making boatloads of money is charging exactly the right amount.
Too little and you go broke. Too much and nobody is buying, and you go broke.
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And here I was thinking that usage of the plural form was related to gender neutrality [wikipedia.org]... While companies are collections of people, or collective personas, you still refer to individual collections as singular entities.
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... it should have been "MSFT chose" instead of "choose". I believe that was the original complaint.
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It's called English. British English to be exact.