ICANN Cancels 'Digital Archery' Program 54
itwbennett writes "ICANN announced today that it has canceled the Digital Archery contest it had planned to use to decide which gTLD applications would be evaluated first. The organization gave no indication of what it will do instead. In making the announcement, Cherine Chalaby, chair of the gTLD Program Committee, said, 'We will not make a decision in Prague but will take all of the ideas into account and build a roadmap,' adding that the roadmap will detail the next steps and timelines as well as assess implications to applicants and the risk to the program."
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Bernie Madoff comes to mind.
Oh, bullshit: he was supremely competent at ripping people off. ICANN could not be more different!
Unless, of course, they weren't trying to rip people off at all. That would be different indeed ;-)
Re:ICANN is the biggest pile of shit (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I don't know if they're actually that competent. But then evil is there because being competent is too hard.
It seems that they have been making decisions of late that come from late nights out at the bar, hookers, and blow.
ICANN VP#1: Hey I have an idea, let's charge 185,000 dollars for these new TLDs - it's the speed of packets travelling down a wire in miles per second!!! ISN'T THAT NEAT?
ICANN BOARD: What a perfectly capital and cromulent idea, old chap!
ICANN VP#2: Hey, we can't decide who should get these new TLDs if more than one entity decides to buy the same TLD. Let's make a game! A flash game that you can't audit! We can have it cheat and give advantage to our buddies!
ICANN BOARD: What a perfectly capital and cromulent idea, old chap!
ICANN TECH: Holy shit guys, someone walked away with the list of bids and bidders!
ICANN FLASH DEVELOPER: This flash game is BOLLOCKS. I can't make a workable game *and* have it cheat without without it being too obvious!
ICANN SWITCHBOARD SECRETARY: Goddamnit, I can't handle all these irate calls!
ICANN BOARD: OH SHIT!
PUBLIC: YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!
ICANN BOARD: OOPS.
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BMO
Re:ICANN is the biggest pile of shit (Score:5, Funny)
How did you get the transcript from their meeting?
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Yeah no kidding, it usually takes weeks to get those.
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"cromulent"
When did ICANN become British?
Cromulent, old chap? (Score:3)
"cromulent"
I say, old bean, this isn't a British word at all. Some American chappie called David X. Cohen came up with this word for "The Simpsons", which is apparently a very popular animated show.
Toodle pip!
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Since when is "The Simpsons" British?
Re:Hit and Miss (Score:5, Funny)
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>inspired alliteration
I love you.
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BMO
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Why is this voted troll? Should be funny, but I have no mod points.
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Time for UN takeover? (Score:1)
These stumbles with the sponsored gTLD flop speak volumes for ditching the whole ICANN in its current form. In practice, this hastens the development that will eventually lead to the United Nations taking over the ICANN's current operations; a death sentence to Internet neutrality and uncensored access.
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This isn't a 'stumble'. They just finally realized they are leaving money on the table by having this stupid lottery to only let some fraction of these new gTLD's be granted. Now, they need some way to announce that all of them will be permitted, followed by some kind of internal bonus awarded to everyone involved within ICANN.
Insane mismanagement (Score:5, Interesting)
This shows that ICANN has no clue what they're doing. All they cared about was getting the huge cash infusion from the application fees. They should at the very least have had the entire process planned out from the beginning.
What would be nice now would be fore a coalition of major ISPs to state that the new TLDs are stupid, and they won't support any of them on their name servers. That should pretty much kill the whole thing. In fact, and association of ISPs could use this as a chance to replace ICANN, demonstrating that their authority is limited based on the extent that the ISPs agree to let them have the authority.
Re:Insane mismanagement (Score:5, Insightful)
Sorry no.. almost anyone but the ISPs.. I want my ISP to be as close to a dumb pipe as it can be.
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I agree with you, but I don't see who else has the power to simply reject ICANN and make it stick.
Re:Insane mismanagement (Score:5, Insightful)
In particular, ICANN has room for TLD fuckery, and seems to be making use of it lately; but ISPs are in the position to both engage in TLD fuckery and the overwhelmingly more serious business of controlling traffic for various rent-seeking or voice/cable TV legacy service preservation purposes.
TLDs are a penny-ante sideshow by comparison.
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Sounds like a request for bribes... (Score:2)
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So this will make it closer to an auction, which is what should have been done in the first place?
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So this will make it closer to an auction, which is what should have been done in the first place?
Somewhat (though ultimately no), and no.
.icannsucksass, they will shop it around to all three. If they like company C better than B, but B offers some amount that is
It somewhat makes it closer to an auction in that more money wins the contest. However, most auctions follow a time table and have some sort of equal chance for bidding. Bribery - which is likely closer to what ICANN is after as they are openly crooked - does not care about equality. If they have companies A B and C bidding for the gTLD
So like eBay (Score:2)
If [...] B offers some amount that is higher they will go tell C what the offer was from B and ask them to beat that offer.
And on eBay, each bidder knows when he has been outbid. How is this different?
No, not like eBay (Score:2)
If [...] B offers some amount that is higher they will go tell C what the offer was from B and ask them to beat that offer.
And on eBay, each bidder knows when he has been outbid. How is this different?
A couple important ways
In other words, it really isn't like eBay. Few people would want eB
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That'd be a lovely idea. They'll be cobranded "gTLD by Google" and "gTLD by Microsoft". Well, I'm sure a few banks would get in on the game too. Anywhere they can make money for nothing is their favorite industry.
From the end of the article: (Score:5, Funny)
BECAUSE WE ALREADY SPENT IT ON HOOKERS AND BLOW.
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BMO
Re:From the end of the article: (Score:5, Funny)
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yeah.. it's rather ridiculous. notice that he didn't even dispute who is the "owner" of the cash, just said that he wouldn't be paying the deposits back.
fucking ridiculous, "hey, pay us money! you might get a tld!" then later.. "yeah yeah we're exploring the options how to make it happen, honest!"
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It was essentially the equivalent of ICANN going 'I'm thinking of a number between x and y...' and people trying to guess the number to get their gTLD applications looked at first.
Digital archery (Score:1)
decision making (Score:2)
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"We will not make the decision in Prague ... no, this decision will require at least 15-20 more all-expenses-paid meetings in luxury resorts around the world."
I think it's just a matter of cultural sensitivity. It's against local custom to make any decisions in Prague. If you make an important decision, you may even end up paying a stiff fine to the city magistrate. There is an ordinance against making important decisions here and the city council takes these matters very seriously. If they actually wanted to make a decision at the summit, they'd have to make a phone call to Vienna, Berlin, or Moscow in order not to offend the locals.
Digital Archery (Score:2)
Online gaming as a part of TLD creation process? (Score:2)
Seriously? I mean, seriously? ICANN, even briefly, introduced online gaming into the process of creating new top level domains? I knew that the Internet could resemble a circus, but that really stretches the limits of believability.
Pardon me while I file a registration for .barnum.
I don't wanna know what was before that. (Score:1)
> ICANN Cancels 'Digital Archery' Program
The article continues:
"The 'Digital Archery' program had itself replaced the earlier and even less popular 'Digital Ball Cupping' Program."
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..and the original plan was to only allow tld's that one couldn't dispute. for example pepsi getting .pepsi. basically if there's any dispute between two applicants - even just between two potential applicants, then the tld shouldn't be granted.
it's just a fucking money grab now.
ICANN'T (Score:2)
Has ICANN ever had any clue about what it's doing? It is the keymaster to the modern Fort Knox, and it has always been supremely incompetent in every way.
How is it possible for "typo domains" to scam millions every year by violating legitimate trademarks? Why would you expand the top level domains without ensuring they segregate names into sites that don't conflict with each other, which is the only purpose of a namespace, thereby ensuring that names in the different TLDs do conflict and confuse the consume
The real question that should be asked (Score:2)
Is why are domain names still a hierarchy? They were only designed that way because computing resources were expensive.
Think about it. Do we want to give people names or entire hierarchies and hops they do the right thing?