What's In Steve Ballmer's Inbox? 93
Barence writes "When Microsoft last year launched Outlook.com, the company carelessly left the SteveBallmer@Outlook.com address vacant. It was snapped up by the editor of PC Pro, giving an insight into the type of emails the public sends to the Microsoft CEO. Among the messages sent to the account are complaints about the Windows 8 interface, a plea from someone who was 'literally driven crazy' by Windows Server product keys, and someone who wants Windows Phone's calendar to remind him when he's being paid. There's also a more sinister complaint from someone who claims they were the victim of racial discrimination when applying for a job at a Microsoft Store."
duh (Score:5, Funny)
ikea adverts. He has to replace chairs.
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Not everyone is over 350lbs
He wasn't speaking about sitting on a chair, but about throwing it. You know, like Steve Ballmer does...
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Not everyone is over 350lbs
He wasn't speaking about sitting on a chair, but about throwing it. You know, like Steve Ballmer does...
Well, ok. The typical slashdotter doesn't have the strength to throw a chair.
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You mean, it's fine if you like shitty pseudo-furniture. If you want good stuff, go antiquing or bring odds and ends home from yard sales and restore them.
Re:duh (Score:4, Funny)
IKEA furniture is so flimsy it breaks apart when you pick it up, so you can't really throw it.
That's why you leave it in the box!
This also results in better aerodynamics, longer flights, and higher impact energies...
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A friend of mine registered "spam@[university]" and "abuse@[university]" while we were at school, they allowed students to have up to seven of them for some odd reason, and he got some funny e-mail. Nothing so bad as to justify forwarding it along to actual school IT
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The truth hurts... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shocker. (Score:4, Interesting)
I did it for a local football club who wouldn't stop sending me SMS texts.
After the third attempt, I received two 'out of office' replies and knew I'd hit the jackpot. That taught me a big lesson about setting those damn things. I learnt that jane.bloggs@footballclub.com was on maternity leave and joe.bloggs@footballclub.com was out of the country for the rest of the week. Joe was high up in the company and probably had nice stuff in his house.
The SMS texts stopped. Job done for the price of three emails, and a name-scrape from a website.
Windoh's 8 (Score:2, Insightful)
Stick a fork in it, its done. The curse of the even number'ed windows version lives on.
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I thought 98 and 2000 were decent OSes. 95, however, had some issues. Also, how do you determine if Vista, XP, Me, NT and CE are even or odd numbered? You can't go by the marketing name. And you can't go by the internal version number, as Vista and 7 are both version 6 (8 may be as well, I haven't looked).
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Not really, because his whole point is that this odd/even version thing doesn't apply to Windows very well unless you use a lot of contortions to try and make it fit.
There's good versions, and bad versions. They don't follow much of a pattern except that the good versions are usually refinements of a bad version rather than a major change.
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There's good versions, and bad versions. They don't follow much of a pattern except that the good versions are usually refinements of a bad version rather than a major change.
That leads to the good/bad pattern. 95 was bad, then 98 was a refinement which was good. ME was bad then XP was the refinement that was good. Vista was bad, then 7 was the refinement that was good. 8 is bad so maybe soon we'll get a refinement that is good.
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But yes, it still holds that
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You seem to have problems with HTML entities.
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Call the HTML Police!
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I think you accidentally a word.
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He should have known slashdot doesn't handle non-ASCII characters well (this website is so technically bugged it's not even funny), and should have avoided their use.
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Give the man a break. He only copied and pasted from TFA.
Hey, I'm not accusing him. I specifically pointed out that the problem is probably rather in the Slashdot engine.
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"Smart Quotes" not so (Score:3)
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Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
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Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
I get the impression that Steve Ballmer either eats them, or kills them (probably via chair).
Maybe it's Gabe from Valve who eats his name clones, I don't know.
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Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
I get the impression that Steve Ballmer either eats them, or kills them (probably via chair).
Steve cuts off their heads to take their power as his own.
And? (Score:2)
Another view; a catch-all inbox (Score:5, Interesting)
I have a catch-all inbox that I use for various disposable e-mails. It's a popular domain.
In a typical week I get: ...
- 10+ people trying (and succeeding) creating FB accounts plus any updates and invites and comments and
- ~5 e-mails from Gmail to activate an account
- ~5 e-mails from Windows Live to activate an account
- two library notifications about overdue books
- a backup of the financial database from a company that has set the incorrect e-mail
- Someone sending baby pictures of their newborn child to a co-worker to a similarly-named company
- ~4 e-mails from patients for another similarly-named clinic
- One or two e-mails from an insurance company with confidential data sent to the incorrect domain
- LOTS of e-mails from people signing up on web sites that don't verify e-mails (horroscopes, matching sites, industrial newsletters, etc)
Xmas was pretty busy with a lot of kids registering WIndows Live accounts for their XBOX. ...
Out of courtesy I usually tell people that they have the wrong domain
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Some sites apparently don't know that email addresses at gmail strip dots before delivery. Some guy registered his Apple account with the dotless form of my address. Now it's my account. What's hilarious is that you can set an address as your primary without verifying it.
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The dots are part of the rfc, IIRC.
Most mail systems (actually, I've only run into Exchange not conforming) allow you to receive some.body@domain.com (or s.o.m.e.body@domain.com), because the dots are not counted. You can also append a plus symbol and another string (again, not with Exchange) like som.ebody+paypal@domain.com and then perform filtering at the email reader.
You can use these techniques to identify who sold your email address. joe+netflix@domain, joe+uhaul@domain...
Works with gmail and other st
Re:Another view; a catch-all inbox (Score:4, Interesting)
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What's hilarious is that you can set an address as your primary without verifying it.
I can confirm that Sony's PSN and Match.com both have the same problem. My gmail account is first-initial-last-name@gmail.com, and I have a fairly uncommon last name. That address was used to register for both; the first by somebody named Jared and the second by a mid-60's woman from North Carolina. In both cases, attempts to alert customer service just led to canned responses, though Match.com did at least give me an option to disable email communication. (Which was a Godsend after 3 days of e-flirting
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I had a catchall for a "two lettter" domain name (xy.com, for letters not x and y)
that I got in 1993, and sold two years ago for the big bucks.
The amount of junk mail I got was insane, roughly 100MB every two hours.
(The time it took to fill it.) Lots and lots of junk mail. A surprising number of
e-mails from corporate mailing lists (including internal e-mails from a major
aerospace manufacturer). Lots and lots of 419 e-mails. Lots of e-mails
concerning Michael Jackson (both before and after he died). A *lot* o
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It seems you don't know what a catch-all inbox [yahoo.com] is.
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In all seriousness, I don't use a catch-all. Because none of the messages bounce back as undeliverable, it just builds up a worthless legitimate list for spammers around the world. Unless things have changed and you can both receive via catch-all and forge a false undeliverable, I'd rather not pollute my domain.
I don't see that it matters. Spammers, in my experience, rarely send with a valid return address, even if it looks legit. Say, like, bounce-12345-user+domain.com@spammerdomain.com. And weeding their lists doesn't seem to be a priority. If I were to look in our mail logs right now, I'd no doubt see
thousands of spam mails per day sent to addresses that haven't existed for YEARS. My own address was unused for more than 3 years, and after
I activated it again (came back to work here, iow), I received new sp
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Lenthening pelvic protrusions... (Score:2)
and inducing mammary hyperplasia should be the biggest items I'd imagine. And I'd like to believe Steve benefited from the latter category or emails...
Don't forget.. (Score:3, Informative)
Lots of SPAM advertising Dancing Monkey Man brand Anti-Persperants (Zoo Strength). For those on the go who feel the need to jump around on stage like an angry gorilla but don't want to be embarrassed by sweat marks..
Reminds me of back in the day (Score:5, Funny)
I once worked for a university IT department, where a lot of us still retained our old "not everyone needs e-mail" addresses well in to the late 90's, such as simple tom@school.edu, bob@school.edu, and so on. One day our rather red-faced director, "Steve", came out to us and said it may be time for everyone to adopt the current "jsmith" standard, and told how a young woman on campus had just sent a quite amorous e-mail to her boyfriend, also name of "Steve", but she only put his first name in the To: field.
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(In case you didn't realise, your email address is visible.)
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I am well-aware my e-mail is visible, I have never been much into identity-shielding. A few of us reverted back to our old handles once that director left. :)
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Ballmer's Inbox (Score:5, Funny)
From: Jsvalbreijkaloua@ikea.com
Subject: Holiday Sale - Select Chairs 75% Off
From: amanda.good@monster.com
Subject: Developers! Developers! Developers!
From: rstallman@fsf.org
Subject: RE: UEFI - See you in court.
From: j.allen@rbc.com
Subject: SCO still alive!?! Please wire more money!
From: bgates@microsoft.com
Subject: Dude, wtf windows 8? Investors want to know.
From: Larry.Page@gmail.com
Subject: Windows Phone LOLOLOL
From: rvstrejklisauke@nokia.com
Subject: RE:Meeting with Larry Page - not so good
Re:Ballmer's Inbox (Score:5, Funny)
From: rvstrejklisauke@nokia.com
Subject: RE:Meeting with Larry Page - not so good
A bit cryptic. I thought a better one from nokia:
From: stephenelop@nokia.com
Subject: Mission accomplished, awaiting further orders...
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Nicely done, the whole office is rolling around on the floor laughing... :)
Worked out for them (Score:5, Interesting)
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I'm sure whoever owns SteveBallmer@hotmail.com got the dumbest people around emailing them when hotmail came out too :P
Actually, only smart people were on the internet in 1996...oh wait...AOL was much bigger back then.
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Yeah, this e-mail sample represents only people who randomly send email to addresses they make up and hope for the best (and spend actual time doing so).
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After thinking about it, we should all try this. Everyone with a complaint about Microsoft, just go ahead and email it to "Fake Steve Ballmer" <SteveBallmer@Outlook.com> [mailto]
My first complaint will be about the low-contrast microfiche-sized install keys they use on the Windows 8 install media...
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Seriously? (Score:2)
People write THE HEAD HONCHO of a multinational corporation with their (in his eyes most certainly seen as) petty complaints about the OS his company makes? Do they REALLY think that he wastes a nanosecond reading them? That he himself does actually care what they think of his product?
Is that the same kind of people who want to talk to "the manager", thinking that he gives half a shit about their ramblings?
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People write THE HEAD HONCHO of a multinational corporation with their (in his eyes most certainly seen as) petty complaints about the OS his company makes? Do they REALLY think that he wastes a nanosecond reading them? That he himself does actually care what they think of his product?
Is that the same kind of people who want to talk to "the manager", thinking that he gives half a shit about their ramblings?
I found via my life that people will complain about anything to someone that is in charge of whatever. They will bitch about everything. Most people seem to be whiny bitches that have to get their way with everything and don't care about others.
Plus most the public is pretty stupid.
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Depends on the person in charge and the customer. If that customer is someone who spends half a fortune and then some on my goods and complains about a store clerk bumping into him and then being an ass towards him, I will very much offer him an apology and demand one from the clerk in question, as well as some kind of goodie to get him back on my good side.
If it's the average high-complaint idiot that buys a 2.99 item from the bargain bin and feels entitled by that investment to be carried around by my emp
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While there may have been others before him, I suspect this is gaining in popularity because it's now pretty well-known that Steve Jobs routinely replied to emails sent to his Apple email address (either personally, our through their executive support team). Complaining to steve@apple.com got your problem at least looked at by someone with some authority. Tim Cook has continued this, though to a somewhat lesser extent.
It's not terribly surprising that behavior is spilling over into other companies now.
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I have no idea if the practice continues under Apple's current Great Leader.
Apparently, it still is:
In a recent interview with Business Week, Tim Cook said the practice is still in-place and even mentioned that he feels privileged to communicate with Apple's customers in this way. Here is a link to the story:
http://tinyurl.com/azzzbhy [tinyurl.com] (BusinessWeek via TinyURL)
Just like everyone else (Score:2)
Enlarge your penis!
In my best Scottish brogue, I hope it is (Score:2)
"a great steaming load o' shite!"
Don't Knock it (Score:1)
I once had a problem with Cisco. I received a incomplete kit (Cisco ACE LB) from a which only ships from the USA. On the second try Cisco sent me another incomplete kit. Meanwhile this was dragging on for weeks and my local (Israel) distributor claimed he was helpless and it was in Cisco's hands.
1) Call Cisco Israel - get automatically patched into the Cisco switchboard in Ireland and was told that they could only direct my call to a person not to the GM of Cisco Israel
2) Google "Cisco Israel GM"
3) Call a
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This is a standard strategy, which I've seen referred to as "turboing", which is particularly effective when standard channels fail. The key point is that, really, you're not trying to speak to senior management, you're trying to speak to the PA of someone in senior management.
isn't this act a crime? (Score:2)
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I don't remember whether it was criminalized, but it's certainly a good example of why you shouldn't be sending sensitive information in plain text emails...