Multi-State AT&T U-Verse Outage Enters Third Day 202
SonicSpike writes "AT&T U-verse customers are reporting this morning that an outage that began Monday and is affecting at least 15 states is still not resolved. Some customers were told this morning that the problem will not be fixed for at least 24 hours."
Somewhere out there (Score:3, Funny)
...is a U-verse subscriber who's freaking out because he can't let his friends know how shitty the service was at McDonalds this morning. Right now he's thinking "They'll never get to hear me say 'Forget the McMuffin, how about some McPoliteness?'"
This is surprising (Score:5, Funny)
After all, AT&T charges some of the highest rates for internet access in the world, and it's very slow. I assumed that this was because all the money was going into rock solid reliability instead of speed. Right? Right?
They forgot (Score:4, Funny)
Someone forgot to feed the hamster.
Re:This is surprising (Score:5, Funny)
Reliable and speed... ...in the CEO's latest Italian car.
Me Verse (Score:4, Funny)
Mine is working fine. Sucks to be y 998kjhkh CARRIER LOST
Re:This is surprising (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously the CEO is using reliability via redundancy. If he has 10 fast Italian cars, he's got a decent chance that at least one works at any given time.
Re:This is surprising (Score:4, Funny)
I suspect that the CEO lost his N+2 italian car redundency, and placed his best techs on solving the problem, rather than maintaining the u-verse service.
Re:Which states? (Score:5, Funny)
Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Florida, Kentucky, Alabama and Oklahoma
Is it just me or has the internet seemed a little smarter on average for the last few days...
Re:This is surprising (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously the CEO is using reliability via redundancy. If he has 10 fast Italian cars, he's got a decent chance that at least one works at any given time.
Redundant Array of Expensive Ferrari's?
How would that work if it broke down whilst he was driving? will he need to tow the other 9 Ferrari's to ensure that he has the ability to failover at any time?