Digital Pen Vibrates To Indicate Bad Spelling, Grammar and Penmanship 144
Zothecula writes "Use digital technology long enough and you start to become dependent upon it for such mundane tasks as spell checking. That means when you pick up a garden variety ballpoint pen you're back in dictionary and 'I before E except after C' territory. The creators of the Lernstiftdigital pen hope to bring handwriting into the 21st century by having the pen vibrate to indicate when the writer makes spelling and grammatical errors or exhibits poor penmanship."
Wrong feedback (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, are they trying to discourage bad spelling and grammar, or encourage it?
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Re:Wrong feedback (Score:5, Insightful)
Wouldn't making the pen vibrate make your penmanship even worse?
Re:Wrong feedback (Score:4, Insightful)
Considering the lifelong state of my penmanship, I'd have CTS from the constant vibration of the pen. I don't even attempt cursive and my printing looks like a third grader's. Somehow, I just never got good at that.
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I used to have good penmanship, but now? About the only time I use a pen is to write a check or sign a document. This tech is about twenty years too late.
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Re:Wrong feedback (Score:5, Funny)
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I was wondering if it would go back and autocorrect your work. It is strange to get a 'you are spelling this wrong' indicator but not have the proper spelling available. They need to put in a holographic projector in the pen and problem solved.
Re:Wrong feedback (Score:4, Insightful)
That's about the same as the difference between parity and ECC.
Re:Wrong feedback (Score:5, Insightful)
Wait, are they trying to discourage bad spelling and grammar, or encourage it?
Neither, they're trying to sell you a pen.
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Wait, are they trying to discourage bad spelling and grammar, or encourage it?
No Kidding. An electric shock would make so much more sense. You could increase the voltage every time the user repeated a mistake. They'd either learn to spell, give up on writing, or to be really twitchy when they write.
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Yep. An electric char that shocked people every time they misused a possessive would do a lot more good than this.
(It's useless anyway because it only vibrates when it's too late and there's already an indelible mark on the paper).
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"Chair", dammit.
(I meant to do that just to show how spelling checkers aren't magically going to make you write perfectly. No, really...)
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It's true. Most people who have been strapped to the electric chair never made another spelling mistake in their lives.
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Re:Wrong feedback (Score:5, Informative)
As usual, the summary is click-baiting us a little bit.
The pen is only supposed to vibrate if a little kid/toddler presses too hard with it. In that context, that kind of instant feedback could make sense. One could put a blinking light on it when it's pressed too hard, but that little light would hardly stop a little kid from continuing to press too hard.
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This is like a 'back massager'.
It will go up the butts of the creators of the Lernstiftdigital pen and other grammarians.
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So, you expect that there's room for something else up there? How many grammarians do you know?
(I kid. Poor grammar frustrates me, too.)
I'm not sure that would help... (Score:1)
It seems your penmanship is slipping. I am sure that vibrating will only improve it.
Bad Penmanship? (Score:1)
So when your handwriting is bad... it makes it worse?
That is almost as stupid as suspending a student for skipping school.
Where was this all these years?! (Score:2)
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It's what I have and your handwriting looks very similar to mine, unless I write very, very slowly. There is no treatment, but sometimes it's useful to know the cause to work around it.
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Sorry to hear about this. That makes me very nervous.
My handwriting, spelling and grammar weren't always this terrible and just recently I started to learn the guitar. It never occured to me this may be an issue with my motor skills. I'm a fairly OK typist, but then I don't type too much in plain English and typing code isn't normally that fast to begin with. I suppose I'd have to get myself checked just in case, but the "smart pen" seemed like a quick fix for everything.
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Maybe you read a while back about Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert. Well. He lost his ability to draw on paper due to a strange brain condition [washingtonpost.com].
Awful Idea (Score:5, Funny)
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For that, we has got the optionel blowtorch accesary, to burn that peice of paper you was writting on.
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my Nixon branded model simply erases the last 20 minutes or so, when it sees an error it does not like.
(GOML)
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Ok, lets say this somehow actually works... you spell something wrong, while writing with a PEN... now what?
Damn, that was actually funnier than what I was thinking would happen if it did it to me. See, I'd throw the damn thing across the room and get a Pilot Precise back out and write for real. Boy would e. e. cummings [hellopoetry.com] HATE that thing! As someone that thinks negative feedback is the best teacher, this has got to be the lamest idea for teaching children (or adults) how to remember proper spelling and grammar. How is it any different than auto correct? Actually, I think it would be worse because it doesn't actuall
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Boy would e. e. cummings HATE that thing!
That guy was a good poet, but unfortunately 1) poetry is not prose, although good prose is poetic; 2) In art, the rules are guidelines rather than laws, but when one breaks a convention one should have a good artistic reason; 3) a lot of young folks don't realize that and think "If cummings can do it, so can I; 4) He only wrote POETRY like that -- his prose used caps and all the other normal writing conventions. Here is some of his prose:
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Then, it vibrates and you end up writing all over the page.
Yeah, this sounds great doesn't it?
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So now... (Score:2)
...you're dependent on the magic vibrating pen.
Yeah, that's a big improvement.
Great, a slashdot grammar troll... (Score:4, Funny)
in my pocket, can't wait for that
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It's Slashdot you buffoone. ;-)
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Great, a slashdot grammar troll in my pocket, can't wait for that...
You write with your cock?
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In the farmer's daughter's handwriting?
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Nup. (Score:2)
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Well, IKEA had beaten them to dershakenpen, so they had to go with that.
Good Vibes (Score:2)
It's like third grade, all over again (Score:2)
If this pen takes a similar approach I would just take the batteries out and go back to typing messages.
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You're lucky, they just had me write lines to punish me and get me out of their hair. I didn't learn anything, except that they would still accept my sheets if I wrote the letters down instead of across. You know, I didn't have to write I WILL NOT LOOK AT THE OTHER CHILDREN, I could write I I I I I I W W W W W W W I I I I I I etc
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However one time I looked up a profane word in the giant unabridged dictionary - and then showed it to my friends. Th
Vibrate? Naah. (Score:1)
Electric shock?
Much better.
Sensor accuracy (Score:5, Insightful)
Since when were affordable motion sensors anywhere near accurate enough to track the movements of the end of a pen well enough to determine what was written? And if they are, why the hell are you using them for such a dumb idea? If the sensors really are that accurate, that means they're accurate enough to do complete finger tracking in three dimensions. Can you say VR interface glove? That's exactly what we need to go with an Oculus Rift. Sensors as accurate as these would have to be to do what they're claiming built into gloves, together with a Rift, would enable the world's best 3D modeling interface. Sculpt your model with your hands. This idea has been around since VR was first conceived. Are we finally getting there?
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I said two things: available and CHEAP. And I notice all but one of the pens listed at Wikipedia have been discontinued, so your assertion that the tech is there is mighty thin. The only one left is the IRISNotes, and it's a whopping $150. Presumably it contains exactly one sensor. At that price, making input gloves remains out of the question, no matter how accurate it is.
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You read very little of what I wrote and understood none of it.
The glove "contraption" has nothing whatsoever to do with handwriting. It's for a virtual reality user interface. VR presents any number of interface problems, and monitoring where your hands are and what they're doing would be invaluable for addressing many of them. A mouse cursor is of limited utility in an environment that has actual stereoscopic depth. Motion sensors aren't particularly useful for monitoring location, but they could pote
How real is it? (Score:2)
A great security tool. (Score:2)
Set the damn thing to understand the writing patterns of a person and they can use it for a key. Wire it up if it's not you, barbs snap out and into your hand locking it to you and an amazingly powerful internal stun gun mechanism lights you up like a pinball machine. Also, if they can do that then they can set one up for espionage. Give one to your wife and see what she writes with it, when she uses it.
I see acres of applications for something like this and helping school kiddies being just one.
Penmanship (Score:2)
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Bad penmanship = bad spelling (Score:2)
Not that your bad penmanship is the cause of bad spelling, but if the pen can't discern what letters you're writing, it probably presumes you're just spelling the word wrong. It's more of a limitation on the device than a bug or a feature, but they've chosen to market it as the latter.
Vibrates to indicate poor penmanship? (Score:3)
Not only will it indicate poor penmanship, but it will exacerbate it as well! I guess it couldn't make my handwriting any worse.
Eat up martin (Score:2)
Eat up martin is what you get when you write beat up martin
What useing this to make ups and store pads work (Score:2)
What useing this to make ups and store pads work a lot better then they do now.
Internet Rule (Score:1)
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If I were 6 and having to use this (Score:2)
Re:If I were 6 and having to use this (Score:4, Interesting)
I can speak from experience as one who teaches on the university level: an increasing number of students already cannot write by hand. When they ask me at the beginning of the semester whether they can use laptops to take notes, I allow them with a caution. Since departmental standards require that they complete a written final, I encourage them to use note-taking as an opportunity to practice penmanship (more importantly it also helps them to learn how to think and summarize rather than attempting to take down a transcript of a lecture they won't read later). For so many, the only time they write is when they sit down for a final in which case, being out of practice, the speed of writing inhibits them from being able to write a complete essay response. After two hours, many turn in 3-4 pages (in a half letter sized blue book) of either illegible scrawl or blocky letters that clearly attempt to replicate print. That they did not receive instruction earlier in life on quick, efficient, and legible handwriting was a disservice to them.
You're quite right that we're moving away from handwriting, but we're not there yet. It remains a useful skill and offers a slight but real advantage over the run-of-the-mill, utilitarian job training one often receives in schools today.
Incidentally, I think the batteries must be dead in your vibrating keyboard. I read your sig and the spelling is a mess.
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I'm surprised it's still like this to some degree. I was in law school from 94-97 and was one of the very first people to use a laptop for note taking (a 486sx20 with 32 shades of gray or some wildly good specs like that). Anyway, the state I live in had (I think still has) a 100% essay bar. The thing is though, at that time you could use a typewriter providing it had no more memory ability than a single line (for backspace and such) and you were required to keep spellcheck off. The pass rate of those w
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I love people like you, I'm 60 and you make me think I should get off your lawn. I wish laptops had existed when I was in college; I can type faster than I could ever write longhand, but even then, rather than taking notes I'd just record the lecture with the laptop. Actually, that's what I did, only I used a cassette recorder.
That they did not receive instruction earlier in life on quick, efficient, and legible handwriting was a disservice to them.
That's an assumption on your part, and a bad one at that.
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I love people like you...
Why thank you. People like me love people like you too.
I know others who did and still do this. I was never a fan personally. There's always a risk of zoning out since you know you can go listen again later, which means you've wasted the hour or so in lecture. But, to each his own. I recommend note-taking, and certainly not just the handwriting aspects of it, because its a useful skill whether in lecture, when reading, or when writing.
Fo
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There's always a risk of zoning out since you know you can go listen again later
I guess everybody's different, but humans aren't as good at multitasking as they think they are. I want to have my full attention on what the lecturer is saying. Of course, you have to copy anything that's written on the blackboard (now whiteboard).
I know by allowing this half of the class will be tooling about on Facebook.
Well, if they're doing that, 40 years ago they would have been passing notes to each other and still missin
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The assumption is that they lacked instruction rather than that their skills had deteriorated.
Ah. I see what you're getting at. And if all I had to go by was the handwriting of students, you'd be quite right. In at least some cases, you likely are. Here's the thing though: I write in print on the board because my colleagues and I have been informed by students that they cannot read cursive. In so many words, students have told me that they were never taught. I, like many who've posted here, actually do n
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I write in print on the board because my colleagues and I have been informed by students that they cannot read cursive. In so many words, students have told me that they were never taught.
Wow, sad and amazing. I think my twentysomething daughters can read and write cursive. I'll have to ask the youngest.
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As I said in the post, departmental requirement. I encourage them to practice handwriting when they take notes because I want them to have every advantage they can to do well. If it were up to me, as it is in non-entry level courses, I'd have them write essays and turn them in electronically. Essays are far better at teaching the kinds of skills I want them to have. The only thing to recommend a timed final exam is the practical realiti
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I had to re-train myself when starting to go to university, because cursive is just plain unusable for any real work. It is slow, leads to cramps, takes too much space, is unreadable when you have to be fast, scales badly, is hard to read even if done well, etc. It had some justification when people had lots of time and writing was a valuable skill by itself and looks were more important than usability. Not so anymore, best abolish it completely as a fundamentally broken aberration.
I also dropped using a fo
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Good choice. Good mechanical pencils are almost on par with modern ink-rollers, but you get the ability to erase as well. I use them rarely, as I prefer to not be able to erase. I find it sharpens my concentration. But that is a matter of taste.
A vibrating pen I can live with (Score:1)
Cheaper alternative (Score:2)
I have a pen which indicates when it is being used to write with poor penmanship or to write spelling and grammatical errors. It indicates this by not vibrating, flashing, or making any noise whatsoever. They're cheap as dirt, too -- less than 10 cents a pen. [amazon.com] And I've never had one fail to indicate a problem, nor indicate a problem where none exists.
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Hehehehehehe, nice!
Interesting lines (Score:2)
-Did you write with your ass?
-Well, actually...
the new body massager? (Score:2)
But if they are really serious, they are a bit behind the times: how often do people write with a pen anymore? The only time I use a pen (sharpie, actually) is to mark where to cut the 2x4.
just use another technology (Score:3)
i'm skeptical about the spelling and grammar checker, but as for the pressure...
pens have already been developed which don't require noticeable pressure in the first place [wikipedia.org].
there are even some [amazon.com] for [jetpens.com] children [amazon.com].
aren't they messy? not if you use cartridges. also, blue fountain pen ink is usually easily washable, unless you specifically get a variety which isn't.
won't the dumb kid lose his $20 fountain pen? well, i guess this might be a problem (although somehow we managed before), but i'm sure this accelerometer/vibrator pen would cost a lot more anyway.
the ergonomics are another advantage. making the pen easier to hold can only improve handwriting.
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Wow, some people have bad penmanship even with a keyboard!
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apart from my conscious decision to eschew capitalization, could you point out what you mean?
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Capitalization improves readability, as does good penmanship when you're writing by hand. Why did you make that conscious decision? Are you sure it was a conscious decision? What is the purpose of eschewing capitalization?
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uh, yeah; since i've justified it about a dozen times, it's certainly a conscious decision by now even if it wasn't when i started, which it was.
so, once again: the purpose is to emphasize that web forums, like slashdot, are more like chatting than they are like formal writing. in conversation, there is no capitalization. i don't want anything i write here to be taken as an authoritative written statement, so i demarcate by using a pseudonym and not capitalizing.
though, i've got to admit, i'm getting tired
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the purpose is to emphasize that web forums, like slashdot, are more like chatting than they are like formal writing
So is a snail mail letter to Grandma. I don't see why the fact that it's a web forum needs emphasis; everyone knows they're on a forum.
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no, my written letters (when i write them, which is none too often) are much deeper and more coherent and meaningful than the idle chatter on slashdot.
and, yes, my casual notes are also uncapitalized.
Better design: Make it explode! (Score:2)
Then the perpetrator of bad penmanship cannot commit any more of that horrible, horrible crime!
Side note: I nominate that for "most stupid idea of the week".
Jokes on the company (Score:2)
I don't write anymore, I just type.
I have a better idea (Score:1)
EN-US / EN-UK Dictionary (Score:3)
I hope is has a better dictionary selection and retention than Word. Being constantly reprimanded by squiggly red lines that I the software thinks that I should use -ize on words that should be -ise is enough to make me gouge out my eyes with a vibrating pen.
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Surely it would be more appropriate to gouge out the eyes of the programmer who wrote the code. Or even better, the manager and marketing morons who thought it would be a good idea.
Though the programmers who make assumptions about the language and preferences of users without providing a way for users to change the configuration, do deserve ... well, a clue-by
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There is quite a building curve there for both software and hardware sides of the design. Building the basic machine with the symmetry to be able to handle left- and right-handed use in the the same chassis is going to be one thing (in terms of costs of parts and complexity of the chassis). The exterior moulding is going to be asymmetrical (which means 2 different SKUs ; 4 when you're looking at adult and child versions - though what do you need adult ver
mandatory.. (Score:1)
Vibrating Pen .... Hmm..... (Score:2)
Version 2 (Score:1)
A pen that shocks you if you disrespect the Dear Leader