How To Talk Like a CIO 161
itwbennett writes "Today's CIOs speak business-buzzwords as a second language. And there's a good reason for that. There is a trend among CIOs to distance themselves from being regarded as technologists and to put themselves forward as business strategists. It boils down to one simple rule: Just as you should never be the first to mention compensation in the interview process, you should never be the first to break out the tech jargon in a business setting."
if you think my karma was bad before (Score:5, Funny)
Never??? (Score:5, Funny)
Synergy (Score:2, Funny)
It's paramount that this endeavor not fail. We need all teams to focus on the tasks at hand go create an environment conducive for business to business relationships. I spearheaded our Service Oriented cost savings initiative starting from the top down using synrgies afforded by hiring the best of the best to reduce dependence on legacy systems. Using off the shelf products is not a viable option.
Re:Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Just memorise all these and mix them up as you see fit:
I tried that, but apparently they're better at it than I am... my proposal got rejected for not supporting the datamatrix foo buffer 2.0 cloud feature-rich zero-management extranet interface. The work order was to get a replacement power cord... the cleaning people let a vaccum cleaner chew on the last one...
Brutally Honest (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy (Score:4, Funny)
You didn't capitalize it correctly. That's the kiss of death.
CIO Monthly (Score:5, Funny)
was that just another pop-psych regurgitation of 'Primate Power: use these hackneyed verbal tricks to pretend that you are the monkey with the biggest cock in the room!' as seen far too often in the various 'self-help for the painfully mediocre' columns that run in various media?
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Re:First post (Score:2, Funny)
The thought may have been there, but you didn't quite rise up to the occasion.
Re:Easy (Score:5, Funny)
So to paraphrase your comments: They are just enabling the linguistic paradigm with respect to the synergies of their core target market?
You forgot the obligatory closing line... (Score:4, Funny)
"The network is down, ETA?
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