Robotic Bartender Assembles Your Drink, Monitors Alcohol Consumption 138
First time accepted submitter Sabine Hauert writes in with news about a robotic bartending system called Makr Shakr. "You're at a busy bar. You order your personalized cocktail through a smart phone app; a drink dispenser measures out the beverage according to your instructions and a Kuka robotic arm give it a shake (or stir), while another garnishes it with a slice of lemon; the made-to-order concoction is delivered to your waiting hand via a slick little ten-lane conveyor belt. The 'mixology system' tracks your order from start to finish: a large display behind the bar shows you the number of drinks ahead of yours in the queue, the current wait time, and lets you know when your drink is ready to be picked up. It also shows you what's popular to drink tonight among both the ladies and the gents in the crowd, and lets you influence drinking trends in real-time by incorporating your suggested tweaks on popular recipes."
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Well at least this bar tender will just require some wi-fi and cracking by a script kiddie probably to violate all of it's directives and provide free booze. No personal skills required. Fits right in with the inhumane detachment of people these days.
Who knows maybe you will be able to just post something on facebook to fool it.
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*from your shiny new iphone
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*from your shiny new iphone
Why? If I can do cheaper with a second-hand Android, I'll have more money to spend on whatever else.
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What if you assemble the robot out of 18/21 year old surplus equiptment?
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What if you assemble the robot out of 18/21 year old surplus equiptment?
Or new equipment made from atoms "created" in an exploding sun [mb]illions of years ago?
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I like a real human bartender. One that I get to know, that knows me....at bars I'm a regular at, I like to have them set my usual drink in front of me when I sit down. I like that since I'm a good tipper...I get pretty heavily poured drinks.
I don't want anyone counting my drinks either.
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YES! I want two TV cameras with the integrated Alcohol Measuring / Intoxication System scanning my every sip with a clock and my weight stats then calling the cops as soon as I rise to take a piss?
Will the robot continually check your eye reflex, looking for that little JERK!
Interesting fact: Idiot =Jerk = Yank = Northern USA native.
Sign me up! I'm into bars and gray bars and penis flavored pina-colada shaped glasses.
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Well, I for one, do NOT welcome our robotic bartender overlords.
I like a real human bartender. One that I get to know, that knows me....at bars I'm a regular at, I like to have them set my usual drink in front of me when I sit down. I like that since I'm a good tipper...I get pretty heavily poured drinks.
I don't want anyone counting my drinks either.
There will be enough people like this that your needs will be accommodated. Instead of drinking at your local "hipster & automaton" you'll be drinking at the "luddite & technophobe".
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I don't want anyone counting my drinks either.
How will you pay your bill on your way out then? :)
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If I ever see that asshole from 'Bar Rescue' near any bar I frequent I'm kicking him square in the nuts. No words.
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I'd say the robot would be good enough to do pre-mix drinks, for people who don't particularly care for the drink. Sort of like a vending machine. For actual bartending work involving complex cocktail production, where the bartender needs to have extremely high perception, flexibility, stability, control in mixing the drinks in just the perfect timing, temperature, amount, AND on top of that being social and friendly with ability to reply to the drinkers who sit at the bar? Nah, I think bartenders will still hold a job for a long while yet.
At least, until we get robots that pass turing test. Then we're all fucked.
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In high class establishments or under the radar establishments that are more or less community driven yes.
At the meat market or in low class establishments. They might as well have fending machines selling whatever drugs are in vogue.
But if I was to go to a 'bar' I would be genuinely interested in meeting people who know how to order a drink vs "just give me whatever will fuck me up". Haven't seen a place like that in the states in awhile.
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Come to Boston. At least 75% of the bars I've been to have been the kind you want.
But does everybody know your name?
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Well, except for that last part, I'd expect the robots to immediately do a better job. The last part can be handled by an ordinary member of the wait staff without lots of experie
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Again, you're underestimating the careful care a (good) bartender has to follow when preparing for drinks. Say for instance, the recipe calls for lemon juice. A typical implementation of a robot would be to have lemon juice prepared earlier, but that has different taste profile to freshly juiced lemon. Then ok, let's have a juicer... except are you going to also roll the lemon carefully first to bring out the juice and flavour before cutting it carefully for the wedge? Or are you going to shred/press it? How are you going to do careful presentation work on the slice, like zesting it? Carefully pinch the skin to bring out the oils from the skin, but not actually put it in the drink?
And hell, that's just lemons.
I can't imagine having machines that are yet delicate enough to do this quickly, that are also small enough to fit in a bar, as well as being so versatile. Most likely, for a while yet, only humans can do the task considering how delicate the work is.
I am sorry but your explanation still does not convince me that these tasks (step-by-step in certain timely manner) can be perfectly done only by humans. If you are arguing about these tasks can't be done by the current technology and/or with the same amount of money that pay to hire bartenders, then I would accept that. Robots are good at doing tasks precisely if it is correctly set up. All you are talking are tasks. Unless you are talking about emotions and communication (the social part), I don't see th
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At least, until we get robots that pass turing test. Then we're all fucked.
I was just hoping for robots with tits :)
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I was just hoping for robots with tits :)
Welcome to Stepford!
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Hasn't been the case up to now. First robots acted as 'wheel crankers' for existing machine types (mills, lathes, plasma cutters etc). Robots then replaced low skill, highly repetitive sometimes dangerous jobs. e.g. placing a metal part into an injection molding machine between shots. Running punch presses. etc. They have recently started doing things like picking grapes.
Robots as used by surgeons today are more like remote high precision hands. No autonomy.
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In some areas self serve beer taps are not legal.
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Head hanging low, the ex-bartender heads down to the welfare office to apply for the entitlement.
Not a chance in hell. Not until they make a realistic looking cleavage on that bartender!
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I believe a lot of work as gone in to fake boobs over the years. Some women even replace their own ones with fake ones.
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I'll get my axe!
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The bars I went back to were the ones I could have a conversation with the bartender, regardless of their sex.
You don't pick up the bartender. It's nice to chat with them when they aren't busy.
Interaction is part of the bar scene.
Hard to do that with a robot
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Back in my bar hopping days.
The bars I went back to were the ones I could have a conversation with the bartender, regardless of their sex.
You don't pick up the bartender. It's nice to chat with them when they aren't busy.
Interaction is part of the bar scene.
Hard to do that with a robot
Looks like you'll have to chat up the robot maintenance guy instead.
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Said ex-bartender is later found in his home, slumped in front of a computer with Vega Strike in fullscreen, dead of an apparent suicide. Hillary Clinton blames the game for driving him melancholy, and promises to ban all such games with robot bartenders. Rand Paul calls it "yet another scary example of government overreach", while Mike Bloomberg calls for his own ban on illegal capship turrets and milspec vessels ("You don't need a Goddard [vega-strike.org] to fly to the bodega," he pleadingly says).
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Lol. +1 nerdgasm
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Hmm, try driving (or worse still, riding a bike) in Port Macquarie for a day and your optimistic outlook on humanity will sadly be inverted.
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We've had machines that mix softdrinks for decades, if there was demand for an automated bartender they would exist by now.
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Until they make a robot you can see commiserates with you when you tell him about how you're only there because your wife's mother's in town, or her aunt Flo is visiting and she wants you to go down on her... and convince you he truly understands, and that he's been there himself... the bar tender's job is safe. Also, until a robot can determine you're drunk, and ensure it's not serving booze to an under-age drinker... etc., this is just a toy.
In the era of ubiquitous data mining, all those situations are knowable, and a display or speaker will be able to specially craft the exact phrase you want to hear, but aren't consciously aware of what you want to hear.
How realistic can it get? (Score:4, Funny)
Will it pretend to ignore you while hitting on a co-ed at the end of the bar? I really won't feel comfortable unless it tries to short me change and hope I'm too drunk to notice, then give me a dirty look when I skimp on the tip.
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Hitting on the coffee machine, maybe.
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Will it pretend to ignore you while hitting on a co-ed at the end of the bar?
pretend?
Drinks for the ladies (Score:5, Interesting)
so how does it know that that drink you just ordered did not get handed to your new friend?
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Holding? Why would they put it in the cup when they can put it in the drink and track you for a period of time after the bar as weel. Extra add on to the app for an additional fee. Know who went home with who last night.
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I assume that v2 will include facial recognition cameras, a body-tracking kinect-style sensor, and full integration with facebook so that the entire internet can know who you are hitting on before the drink has even finished changing hands...
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so how does it know that that drink you just ordered did not get handed to your new friend?
It pre spikes it for you.
It does work... saw it at Google I/O After Hours (Score:4, Informative)
One of these systems were in action at Google I/O After Hours Party last night. Pretty neat.
Can it do a age check? (Score:2)
Can it do a age check?
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but can it spot a fake ID / useing some ID who does not look like you?
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Just have a bouncer at the door and disallow underage patrons.
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How is it going to check the picture on your license with your face? I doubt its going to have CSI style facial recognition.
Can I ... (Score:2)
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yea but unfortunately all of the hookerdoids look like jude law
Sounds Arab (Score:1)
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that's pretty ignorant
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ignorant on multiple levels.
seemingly random malicious hate is pervasive.
people make hateful comments without considering their impact.
others do it deliberately, but it's pretty much impossible to tell which is which.
are you innocently posting something inappropriate, or are you a racist with an agenda?
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Names ending in -akr (Score:2)
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I think "Makr Shakr" might not be the right name for an alcoholic beverage-related product. It sounds vaguely Arabic, and the Arab world still has Prohibition.
That's OK, we're planning to sell them the militarised version of this robot, the Mastr Blastr.
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I thought the last story said we had 30 years before this happens.
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For someone living in the past, it has been 30 years.
Welcome to Relativity.
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I have some friends who are chefs. Have gotten comps from the kitchen.
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I like the my-family-member-owns-this-bar experience. They make you think you're going to actually get to pay one of these days, but PSYCHE! Dropping another free meal on you.
Comprehension (Score:2)
As long as it understands "Keep 'em coming".
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As long as it understands "Keep 'em coming".
Leave Bottle?
(Abort | Retry | Fail | Ignore)
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no thanks (Score:2)
That's quite a dystopia you've got there. (Score:5, Funny)
Jesus Christ on a stick! an iPhone app? Who the fuck wants to order drinks with a motherfucking iPhone app? What's wrong with using my god damned voice to order my fucking drinks? Who wants to know how many other drinks and in the fucking queue? Do you really think I want to know what horse piss the other doucebags are putting in their drinks?
What makes you imagine I want some machine tracking my drinking habits, much less to be made aware of it?
# profanity off
Why would I want to go to a BAR to avoid SOCIAL INTERACTION with OTHER PEOPLE?
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Why? You pay so much more than if you just drink at home.
The extra paid is a finders fee to meeting other similarly buzzed people, and perhaps some of them would want to have sex with you before your night is over.
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Why? You pay so much more than if you just drink at home.
The extra paid is a finders fee to meeting other similarly buzzed people, and perhaps some of them would want to have sex with you before your night is over.
So why not talk to them? This is my main point. You are at the bar for the social interaction.
But the robotic bartender is all wrong for this purpose. Instead, it should be telling you how drunk the OTHER people in the bar are, so you can hit on the chick that's three sheets to the wind and will be easy to talk the underwear off of. A bartender might give you hints about that, but then he might have a conscience. The robotic bartender won't. It can be programmed to sell creeps Coca Cola and that info in
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What's wrong with using my god damned voice to order my fucking drinks?
siri, please get me a rum and coke. OK! I have found 12 places named Rumco, 3 of which are fairly close to you. would you like me to get directions for you?
Sounds like a dystopian nightmare (Score:4, Interesting)
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Liability (Score:2)
I'll take the bartender I know, who pours me a beer the moment I walk in the door and makes sure I have a ride on the rare occasion when
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lets hope the hackers don't get into this (Score:2)
"lets you influence drinking trends in real-time by incorporating your suggested tweaks on popular recipes."
Roofie for the cute blonde girl
Can I? (Score:1)
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MOOLTIPASS (Score:1)
Not a replacement for a bartender... (Score:2)
...just an augmentation. And it neatly avoids the uncanny valley by not even remotely resembling our upright, bipedal, bi-laterally symmetric physiognomy. My friend owns three bars here in the old pueblo -- a college-centric meat market within stumbling distance of the UofA campus, a Cheers-type bar&grill in one of the most affluent residential districts in the city, and a trendy techno bar on 4th Avenue, which is Tucson's own Haight-Ashbury. The reception this system would get would largely depend o
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Umm, god doesn't exist, so your statement is null.
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I don't blame god for anything as he's clearly some kind of fairy story to scare kids - similar to the boogeyman.
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It's like the garden of Eden: eat whatever you want, but not THAT tree over there. That tree - the one I'm pointing at. It's got the most delicious fruit that will immediately give you knowledge, but I forbid it. No, not the one on the left - this one here. It sure looks tasty,
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Yeesh. Sorry I broke it guys. I was just joking when I asked for: 3"; DROP TABLE DRINKS olives.