The Turbo Entabulator: A 3D-printed Mechanical Computer 83
An anonymous reader writes "Have you ever been sitting there, quietly computing something and thinking to yourself, 'If only this process were somehow billions of times slower, less reliable, and involved lots of physical labor?' If so, the Turbo Entabulator is the machine you've been looking for! It's a (nearly-entirely) 3D-printed mechanical computer. With three single-digit counters for memory, it's driven by a hand-cranked, Jacquard-style punch card reader. You can even download the files and build your own."
Oh sure, but... (Score:5, Funny)
it's not a turbo-encabulator.I've been wanting one of those for a long time.
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Yeah, I don't know how else you control side-fumbling.
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It will put all non-turbo interociters to shame...
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Yeah, me too. I need one to fix my chronosynclastic infandibulator; the space-time interociter I got from Tom Servo is totally shot and every time I try to send a .jpg of the turbo subsystem in to metalunan support it just shows black fog. Cheap Gizmonic crap!
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Dammit, I was hoping that somebody could print a simple Babbage machine
Yes. (Score:5, Funny)
"Have you ever been sitting there, quietly computing something and thinking to yourself, 'If only this process were somehow billions of times slower, less reliable, and involved lots of physical labor?'"
Yes. And then I switch to a Windows box. Mission accomplished.
Re:Yes. (Score:5, Insightful)
Which given how many times computers and cpus have been made in minecraft and dwarf fortress, explains a lot.
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... whilst playing in HardCore mode. Damn creepers keep exploding in the middle of the Level 2 cache! Half logic, half monster trap...
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Old times... Windows had upgrades that actualy improved it by then.
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Oh, relax. I was going for the +1 Funny, and Windows is an easy punchline on Slashdot. :-)
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No problem, I got your joke.
I just can't see a troll like that AC starve :) It hurts my feelings!
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No. I swore off on Perl years ago.
Good for teaching ... (Score:5, Informative)
So nobody is likely to use this for actual work, but as a teaching aid, it definitely goes a long way. Explaining with a working physical device the principles of basic computing and Turing machine type things is pretty cool
And, if someone has done this, it's only a matter of time before we start getting some super awesome 3d printed Rube Goldberg type or Steampunk-type of devices.
Re:Good for teaching ... (Score:5, Informative)
I was amused that he built it because his 3D printed Jacquard Loom was even less reliable.
3D plastic extrusion printing is fine for printing a pencil cup or a replacement game token, but a precision manufacturing process it is not. There's a reason machined parts have tight tolerances: without them, moving parts bind, jam, and break.
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As the proud owner of a 3D printer whose parts I am slowly replacing with homemade ones (as a way to learn, mostly) I have to disagree. 3D printed parts do end up being a bit melty, but the difference between printing a gear and sanding it to tolerance, and carving one from scratch is huge.
I honestly can't figure out why you would do that when you could laser-cut, water-jet cut, or CNC* some wood or steel and be done in 1 step. If you're going to all the trouble of having an electronically-positioned tool, why not just hook it up to an electric motor and buy some milling cutters? Water-jet and laser cutting is outside the realm of most hobbyists, but homemade CNC machines are probably simpler than a 3d printer. You don't have to worry about adhesion, bead size, etc. I guess if you have a
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[ Disclaimer: I spent several years working in a precision grinding shop, grinding machined parts to very tight tolerances, measuring them with carefully calibrated tools, and achieving accuracy that lathes simply are not capable of achieving. So what I consider acceptable accuracy and what you consider accurate will likely vary more than slightly. ]
A 3D extrusion printer is not exactly a precision tool. There is a limit to the precision of the parts it can print. That's neither good nor bad, it's simply
Re:Good for teaching ... (Score:4, Interesting)
people asking why bother (Score:5, Insightful)
We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
Hats off to the designer.
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Re:people asking why bother (Score:5, Insightful)
You can save some confusion and annoyance by just accepting that "on a 3D printer" is the latest "everything old is new again", just like "in the cloud", "on a handheld", "on the internet" and "on a computer" each were in turn. For each new engineering platform all the obvious stuff will be done for the first time on that platform, usually with some fairly minor cleverness involved. Easier just to accept the cycle of faux-new than to try to fight it.
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Quickly! (Score:5, Funny)
Fetch my sturdiest manservant and the overclocking whip!
Re:Quickly! (Score:4, Funny)
Yes sir, Mr. Burns. That would be Homer Simpson, sir.
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"One of the mouth-breathers from Sector 7-G"
I guess it fails Turing even if prog'd correcly. (Score:4, Funny)
Can you please not imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?
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Too late...
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It doesn't appear to have memory, just 3 registers.
Another step (Score:3)
..towards the singularity.
Terrorism! Murka! 9/11! (Score:3, Funny)
We have to put a stop to this dangerous movement of self-creation and innovation that is not under the protective regulation of government. We need common sense laws immediately that require all 3D printers to be registered, and licensure for their operators.
We cannot allow this threat to our national security to continue.
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Well I can deduce. (Score:2)
1) No kids.. Dad has way too much time on his hands.
2) Wife is a Librarian and makes a good clamp when needed.
3) was bored one day and decided to make something with that $3000 printer the wife got him at XMAS.
This is cool but man are we going to be inundated with every novelty item that is 3d printed now? This is neat but the Lego Turing machine was IMO cooler [vimeo.com]
it's 3D printers all the way down (Score:2)
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Worse yet, you'll need mindstorms
Maybe this was what Linus was talking about (Score:2)
when referring to the new kernel release which will involve more profanity use.
Does it use unilateral phase detractors? (Score:1)
Jacquard loom (Score:2)
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Do a web search for fluidics [google.com].
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I can make it steam powered for about double the cost.
Mechanical calculators (Score:5, Informative)
They can multiply and divide as well as adding/subtracting. The above link shows the result of doing 355/113: 3.1415929 with a remainder of 23.
The top left is an accumulator, the top right is a counter, and the lower register is the number you want to add/subtract (entry register). So to do 355/113, the procedure is
It sounds more complicated than it is, but really it's just long division. It takes about 20-30 seconds to do that division. That sucker works as well as the day it was built. I've looked inside; it's a mechanical marvel.
Oh yeah, those white slider tabs are for placing the decimal points where you want them
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That's awesome. How much mechanical force is needed? I'd worry about catching my wrist on the right-hand tabs while cranking, unless the crank was surprisingly easy to turn.
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Very little force is needed, and I've never gotten caught on those tabs. Actually, the force depends on how many numbers have to change: rolling over something like 999999 to 1000000 makes a noticeable difference in resistance. Really I should open it up and lube it.
I'm told you can still find these in remote villages in India and Africa and the like. They don't need electricity and are very reliable.
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I've always wanted a Curta [wikipedia.org] mechanical calculator conceived before WWII by an Austrian (but only mass-produced afterwards, I believe). It does more or less the same thing as the monstrosity that you linked to above (including multiplication and division), all in a hand-sized package. Now that's a mechanical marvel. I'd love to have one...
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Yeah, I suppose it's more or less like a slide rule. Kind of like how a Rolex is essentially the same as a sundial (plus or minus several hundred precisely machined moving parts, assembled with amazing workmanship).
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Slide rules give approximate answers. VERY approximate answers; their only advantage back in the day was that they were fast. These mechanical marvels give exact answers. Considering that when you divide it gives you a remainder that you can use to extend the answer to any arbitrary number of decimal places, they are in fact more accurate than a modern electronic calculator (apart from fancy ones like hp50g)
Anyway, why the negativity? Do you not appreciate well built complex machinery? My example was
Would be useful in Revolution the TV show.. (Score:2)
No electricity! (yes, the plot is insane) but this device would fit right into that world.
Turbo... (Score:2)
So... (Score:2)
Can 3D printers print 3D printers yet?
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Sort of. [tantillus.org]
I have in my posession (Score:2)
Solve two problems at once! (Score:2)
We will make the IRS and the NSA use these exclusively.
Here, have all our data. Let us know if you finish a search before the heat death of the universe.
Self-reproducing (Score:2)
Until now, RepRap have been stymied by an inability to print any of the systems that control the printer. But, no longer! Simply print a mechanical computer to drive your 3D printer, and the goal of a self-reproducing device will be fulfilled!
Might be large, though.