Your Brain Waves Are a Password: How Your Next Car Will Check You're Not a Thief 169
cartechboy writes "And you thought stealing cars was hard today? You're facing locks, kill switches, LoJacks, OnStar, and more. But there's worse on the way: Engineers at Japan's Tottori University have developed a prototype theft-prevention system that uses brain waves to identify drivers. That's right: The system samples your brain waves, stores them--and actually shuts down the car if the driver's EEG signals don't match what's on file. It also busts drunk and sleepy drivers, because their brain waves differ from those when you're fully awake and totally sober. One non-Tron downside: If you want to drive, you have to wear a scary-looking set of sensors on your skull so the car can constantly reads your brainwaves."
About face! (Score:5, Insightful)
"One non-Tron downside: If you want to drive, you have to wear a scary-looking set of sensors on your skull so the car can constantly reads your brainwaves."
In other words - none of this will ever actually see the light of day.
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Don't worry, the SQUID mesh will be cleverly disguised as a stylish iHat.
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God, if they were to implement this....98% of the cars in New Orleans would never start again?!?!?!
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Which may be a good thing. What if you are sick and need to drive yourself to the doctor. Car won't start. "I'm sorry Dave, I cannot let you operate the vehicle at this time." The lawsuits will make the accelerator cable mess look like peanuts.
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"One non-Tron downside: If you want to drive, you have to wear a scary-looking set of sensors on your skull so the car can constantly reads your brainwaves."
The bigger downside: anything that changes your brainwaves, like alcohol, stress, exhaustion, anger, or even intense conversation, may prevent your car from recognizing you. Now, shutting off your car whenever a little road rage creeps in is not going to endear this technology to anyone.
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Re:About face! (Score:5, Funny)
Advice to developers: Contact NSA. They'll be happy to provide unlimited funding for this.
Null program, there, AC.
Like the NSA hasn't had their own at-a-distance bi-directional systems for years, in fac&2@Y&UIjoi)(*vhMPYyNM^thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog@t4%*(5GUJ[Hj9}8.Ruy45YCv
#NO CARRIER
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#NO CARRIER
Ah. Remember way back when? When internet connections turned off.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to check on my 1984 torrent.
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False negatives? (Score:5, Insightful)
What if I'm hugely stressed out because a tsunami or forest fire is coming or my critically injured child needs rushing to hospital or some such? If that changes my brain waves enough to prevent me driving, it would be unfortunate.
(To be fair, TFA says they're looking initially to use it on buses and armoured cars. I wonder if "masked man is pointing gun at my head and ordering me to drive" sufficiently alters the brain waves.)
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What if I'm schizophrenic?
What if I'm schizophrenic?
Re:False negatives? (Score:5, Informative)
Then you'd probably know that schizophrenia is not what they used to call Multiple Personality Disorder.
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I knew that!
...no I didn't...
Yes I did!
No. I Did Not.
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Don't worry, the tinfoil in your hat will short it out.
And yours, too.
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What if I'm schizophrenic?
Just let the person sitting next to you who is not there drive.
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I bet they never tested it on injured or or emotionally stressed drivers. Not to mention that even if they get the driver identification piece exactly right, it will still make it hard to sell your car, hard to lend it to a friend or relative, unserviceable and useless in an emergency. And if you drive it to the bar and you want your designated driver to drive it home because you're wasted? It drastically reduces the utility of the car, plus make a completely fucking the user interface. Great idea guys!
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I was wondering something similar... What can cause changes in an individual brain waves that are either benign or reasonably common place?
Borrowing Cars, and Panic Detectors (Score:2)
Sure, a device like this could easily act as a "panic detector", failing to operate at the times you most need it.
It also makes it really hard to lend somebody your car.
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Simpler than that, how the hell does your mechanic test-drive or even move your car within his shop?
And if he's got an override gadget... soon enough so will the bad guys. (Define 'bad guys' however you wish.)
Good idea (Score:2)
Some of the maniac's I see driving around here are beyond comprehension.
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Actually, that's a really good point. Having a car that could detect when a person had fallen asleep and automatically hit the brakes could save lives.
Unfortunately, I think we'll have self driving cars before we can have a car that can detect if it's being driven by an idiot.
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Personally, I want the driverless cars. A bad driver is a bad driver no matter how much automation they have at their disposal. In fact, I would say that more automation makes a driver worse if the driver is st
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You don't think that can be solved? There may need to be a revision to the MUTCD to accommodate that, but it's not that tough. Just put traffic cones out to indicate the lanes as is. And I'm sure there's a way of updating the maps about where the exits have moved.
In most cases though, the only reason for a human to take over is if the AI has conked out and the car is still moving. Chances are good that these cars will be programmed in such a way that unless they're deactivated, they'll just come to a stop a
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"my little town of 5 million"
That's not a town, that's a country. My small town of about 100 is more like it. The main streets are somewhat paved and the rest are gravel. I doubt self-driving cars would have much of a chance here with the lack of clear marking on the road to reference.
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The point is that robots don't tailgate unless they're programmed to do so, they can maintain a safe distance under the visibility conditions and the robot doesn't get tired.
The bottom line is that by the time these things are permitted on the roads they'll know how to handle all the conditions that human can handle. They might have trouble under some conditions, but most of the traffic crashes aren't the result of conditions, they're the result of human error.
Personally, I don't find it to be an acceptable
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Once the robot have been taught how to handle itself in snow, it will always remember it, in contrast to humans that takes some time remembering how to compensate for skidding if they are not used to it.
Humans generally suck at updating their model of the world if they don't believe it is necessary. Robots will thus be better equipped to handle changes in entrances, e
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Where I live, the main highway has been under construction for the last 3 years, and the entrances, exits, and lanes aren't in the same place two weeks in a row. And it rains a lot. And it snows in the winter. How's your robot car gonna handle that?
Much better than a human. Often the driver cannot figure out ahead of time what lanes are closed or open because the visibility is poor. But a robot would simply receive a RF signal from the work site, and that signal would contain all the relevant informatio
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Reply: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Huh? What?
SMASH
What about people with migraines? (Score:2, Interesting)
"Hi Boss, I can't come to work today. I have a migraine. Yeah, my car refuses to start until I'm well again. I might be in this afternoon."
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Wonder how well it would work on those of us with cluster headaches/migraines and so on. Those rare days when it's only a headache would make thing implode.
How your car thief will will steal your cars. (Score:3, Informative)
By bypassing this system entirely.
IANACT.
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Actually... you've heard of criminals cutting off a hand (Red Dwarf) or gouging out an eye (Avengers) to thwart biometric security. Now they'll be cutting people's heads off.
Re:How your car thief will will steal your cars. (Score:5, Funny)
I believe brain patterns typically alter when the head is separated from the body.
Your milage may vary.
Re:How your car thief will will steal your cars. (Score:5, Funny)
I believe brain patterns typically alter when the head is separated from the body.
"Typically" implies you think that's true for more than than 50% of the population.
I dunno, either you're an optimist or I'm a cynic.
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* I don't have a clue how long the brain can generate brain waves after decapitation. If the system can read them, you'd think it would translate into nothing but "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK".
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* I don't have a clue how long the brain can generate brain waves after decapitation. If the system can read them, you'd think it would translate into nothing but "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK".
Only if the electrodes can reach the back seat.......like on prom night.
Also, avoid having a stroke. (Score:1)
especially if you are out in the woods, you would have to walk home. (with your thirteen year old son by your side since you can not imprint a car with an illegal driver)
Personally I would prefer my car being stolen while I'm not using it than me not being able to use when I really need it. What I do to reduce the risk of theft is buy a cheap car. (well no car is cheap... less expensive)
Re:Also, avoid having a stroke. (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally I would prefer my car being stolen while I'm not using it than me not being able to use when I really need it.
Winner, winner! That's exactly why I have insurance on my vehicles. I'm paying someone else to accept the risk of theft. And they're gambling that I won't be a victim.
Sure, I don't want my nice new car stolen, nor even my old truck. I take sensible precautions, such as protecting my keys and always locking the vehicles when I leave them, no matter what. But if despite my best efforts, they are stolen, hey, there's some measure of reimbursement. Will I be happy? No. Will the reimbursement get me the same vehicle? Probably not. But will I be without a vehicle for too long? No, the insurance company is well-paid to get me back into a similar vehicle.
Might the insurance company decide to offer me a discount should I wear this stupid hat? They offer discounts for LoJack systems and other anti-theft measures, so they might offer one for a brain-scanning helmet. Will they someday require them? Probably not unless people really like and accept them.
Interesting (Score:2)
I was a mechanic for years and got tired of joking how I could fix a car just by showing up. In contrast, my X would make things go haywire. Whenever she went out shopping, her friends would always get in another checkout line or make her last since they knew something would go wrong with the register once she got near it.
Re:Interesting (Score:4, Interesting)
Reminds me of the studies that show how some people's presence can make machines work properly, while other's makes them malfunction.
This might stop joy riding, but it won't stop professional car thieves. It goes a little like this... carefully remove the head lamp cover, remove the lamp, stuff a bunch of tin foil in it. Then kick the bumper. *HONKKkk--zrrrrcccch....* Now pull up the short truck, hook the wench up, drag it up the ramp and into the back, hop out, close the door, drive off. With slight modification to the inside, it forms a perfect Faraday cage for the car's electronics... then drive it to the chop shop... also in a nice big metal cage, chop everything up... remove any tracking devices such as OnStar that weren't disabled when you shorted the battery. Total time from capture to parted out: 2 hours. Which is right about the time you finish filling out that nice long form at the police station about how you had your fancy car parked out front for "only a minute" while you ran inside.
Guys... I don't know how much clearer I can make this; Criminals already just don't fuck with car alarms or ignition interlocks... they just load the car up wholesale into another vehicle. It's only the gang-bangers and joy riders that mess with that.
This technology will slow down a car thief for exactly... zero seconds. They don't even need to get in the vehicle to steal it. It doesn't happen like in Grand Theft Auto or like those crime dramas that seem to be clogging prime time TV. In the real world, a team of six professional car thieves can move a dozen cars in a night.
Oh, I know what you're thinking -- you'll just canvas the local junk yards or ebay and find someone selling your car parts. Yeah, no. Your parts are loaded into large crates, and shipped overseas. Your car is sitting in a dozen different shipping containers a few days after it's stolen. No serial numbers on the parts; Those are just discarded. Don't worry though, when they come back into the country 4--6 months from now, it'll be from a salvage title with new VINs and engine serial numbers. Next time you see a hurricane or a major flood somewhere in the world, think of all those delicious salvage titles being sold off for a few bucks each. Their only value is a new set of serial numbers for a stolen car that was nowhere near the disaster area.
Money laundering is hard, but laundering car parts? Dead simple. It's a multi-billion dollar industry. But if wearing a silly cap with electrodes in it is what it takes for you to feel like car theft is something that only happens to the other guy because you've got the latest car alarm or interlock system, well, okay.
But the thieves don't care. Chances are, your car will be in a hundred pieces before someone asks... "Hey... what do we do with this stupid-looking cap?" ... and it winds up in a dumpster somewhere a few hours later, having performed its only real function: Making you feel better.
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I think it's mostly things that aren't properly shielded and are particularly sensitive to magnetic interference.
I know I'll get crap about it, but for some reason my nervous system is capable of polarizing metallic wires. Causing them to cross and uncross in response to my thoughts. It's not particularly useful as a trick. Unfortunately, I still can't do telekinesis. Which would be cool.
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OK, then how do you explain it then? Something causes the wires to cross and it sure as hell isn't shaking hands, I hold the wires as tightly as possible.
I always love the way skeptics manage to come up with ridiculous explanations for something that's happening. And have no problem with an explanation that's even more convoluted and questionable than the original assertion. Or hand wave it away as coincidence, which is to say have no plausible explanation either way. But, somehow because they're "skeptics"
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In contrast, my X would make things go haywire. Whenever she went out shopping, her friends would always get in another checkout line or make her last since they knew something would go wrong with the register once she got near it.
And for the record, this is a classic example of observational selection bias. Get a new car? Suddenly you notice that same car everywhere. Everyone bought the same car you did! Except they totally didn't, it just seems that way. How about one a little closer to home -- ever had that friend that claimed they could turn off street lights? Or that the traffic signals "have it in for you"? More observational selection bias. Humans have this tendancy to see patterns where none exist -- like seeing faces in clou
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My wife can't wear wristwatches. Mechanical or electronic, they stop working after a very short time. The watch repair guy finally gave up, suggested she just ask me what time it was.
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I call bs on this. However, I'd love to be proven wrong.
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Are you also one of those people still waiting for the SNES cdrom to come out?
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Of course it would. How very convenient.
So why aren't you out there getting rich and famous with this ability of yours? You could make $1,000,000 [skepdic.com] if you demonstrated your powers to this guy [randi.org].
My guess is you won't make $1,000,000.
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What are you waiting for? go collect your million dollar [randi.org]!
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Will write a book about better cellular reception through aura mastery $$.
-the warlock
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LOL DAMN! my plan is foiled !!!
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Realistically, though, it is probably a case of confirmation bias.
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Anything that involves an aura is bullshit.
Unless it's a migraine then its just shit.
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For example, I saw a bright "aura" around my headmaster when I was in grade 3. That was close to 50yrs ago but I still remember it clearly because it was the first and by far the brightest aura I've seen, hot Aussie summers day, assembly yard was giant concrete oven, the sun was high in the sky with heavy shade forming a backdrop to the podium, I wasn't the only kid to see it and I believed I had s
no, no, no no. (Score:3, Insightful)
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Like that matters - the nanny state needs to keep you safe from yourself.
Now just wrap yourself up in nerf foam, and lay back and watch reality TV.
There's a good prole.
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> Now just wrap yourself up in nerf foam, and lay back and watch reality TV.
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Better call an ambulance and get the help to you... safer and quicker.
Maybe. In the USA, first off, ambulances are not free, and, second, they may not be close. If someone out in the country lives an hour from the nearest ambulance, they might not want to wait and they would certainly dispute the "quicker" part.
Ambulances also have a substantially higher rate of accidents and fatalities [cdc.gov] than the average driver, so they might dispute the "safer" part as well.
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What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2)
Let's see. My wife goes into labor at 4:00 AM*, and sleepy and excited I get into the car to drive her to the hospital... only to have the car refuse to start, as my brain waves don't match its stored template. Oh, yeah, that will go over well.
* That was, in fact, when my wife went into labor.
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Let's see. My wife goes into labor at 4:00 AM*, and sleepy and excited I get into the car to drive her to the hospital... only to have the car refuse to start, as my brain waves don't match its stored template. Oh, yeah, that will go over well.
* That was, in fact, when my wife went into labor.
Yep, same here. I think they do it on purpose.
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Super computer in your car? (Score:2)
Enter the stolen car and get your computer working on the theft-prevention system over a few hours, days...
Your car turns up tracker free in another part of the world with a compatible new entry system.
Trusted bodyguard/driver are now the new theft-prevention system.
Teenagers? (Score:3)
Bah. (Score:2)
Just a trick by the NSA to collect mind-reading data.
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I'm going to need 7 extra keys... (Score:2)
Stealing brainwaves (Score:2)
So now instead of cutting off your finger so they can open the fingerprint locks, which involves physical assault, the thieves can just slap an EEG on your head for a few minutes, splice into the wiring and play the recording back after bypassing the sensors. Or they could take advantage of the ability to record more than one person's brainwaves to make themselves an authorized driver (cars will have to allow this because more than one person drives a given car). Or they could use the bypass built-in for le
sure it will (Score:2)
so I can't lend my keys to a friend. and when I have had too much to drink, even if I'm still within legal limits, I can't let my sober friend drive. and I can't drive my own car whenever my brain waves -- which ain't under my control -- are unusual. So if I'm the wrong kind of sick, or if I'm scared, or if I'm in love. If I'm nervous, or if I just lost my job or if my wife is in labour, or if I just learned that she's pregnant, or if my child is injured, or just about any emergency situation that I int
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not sleepy / fully awake? (Score:2)
It also busts drunk and sleepy drivers, because their brain waves differ from those when you're fully awake and totally sober.
And that equates to how many cups of coffee in the morning?
At last... (Score:1)
So what you do... (Score:4, Funny)
Designed For Multiple Drivers? (Score:3)
The real difficulty is going
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well the point would be that while sober you wouldn't record a drunk state. of course it would have a master password for recording a new allowed pattern. and guys with dui's would have to not have the master password.. but for those just alco lock might be better.
you see, there's a saying that's not entirely false that goes like this "nobody would drunk drive if they decided it while sober".
MiG-31 (Score:3)
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firefox ftw..
Rick Perry (Score:1)
Error: no signal found
EKG (Score:2)
Supposedly an EKG can also be used as a unique biometric identifier. There’s a device [getnymi.com] under development with a release target of “early 2014” that uses it for authentication, and it’s just a slim bracelet rather than a crown of wires.
I have no connection with the company and absolutely no idea if the thing can or will work as advertised, I just happened to be reading about it right as this was posted.
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Immature... (Score:1)
unless.. (Score:2)
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Then it will check your... (Score:1)
... Mood, Stress level, etc. If your hungry and so on.
And if your hungry it will start carpet bomb you with burger adds.
Great (Score:2)
I just can't wait til some article comes along describing a new technology that allows someone to make an ATM wit
Anti-theft (Score:2)
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Easier method: drive a manual (Score:2)
Jalopnik has accumulated plenty of evidence that driving a stick foils car thieves, simply because they never learned to drive a stick.
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For vehicles equiped with the 'choke' feature, I think just the fact that they have to press the gas pedal down and release the idle cam would be enough. Interestingly what they don't need to do is hold in the clutch....
drm for your vehicle (Score:2, Insightful)
Hey Bob can I borrow your truck this weekend? Sorry Fred, it only allows my brainwaves and I don't want to pay $2000 additional brainwave license.
get that fellow out of jail (Score:2)
It also busts drunk and sleepy drivers
I'm betting that poor fellow who's in jail for teaching people how to beat polygraphs can teach us how to beat the "drunk brainwaves" sensor too.
Just like fingerprint readers on guns (Score:2)
It's not that we can't make the technology, it's that because it's not intrinsic to the actual inner workings of the device, it will always be possible to remove it - and it's likely that it'll be easier to do so than to either put it in or protect it from removal. After all, you can have the most complex lock in the world on your ignition, but if the car thief just pops the plastic case on the steering trunk open, they can hotwire it. Why would this be any different? It may very well defer casual theft,
Classic device (Score:2)