The Upcoming Windows 8.1 Apocalypse 293
arglebargle_xiv (2212710) writes "As most people will have heard, Microsoft will end support for anyone who hasn't upgraded to Win8.1 Update 1 on May 8. What fewer people have heard is that large numbers of users can't install the 8.1 Update, with over a thousand messages in this one thread alone, and that's for tech geeks rather than home users who won't find out about this until their PC becomes orphaned on May 8. Check your Windows Update log, if you've got a "Failed" entry next to KB2919355 then your PC will also become orphaned after May 8."
Apocalypse? (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't this happen every time they come out with a major update?
Re:Lamepocalypse (Score:5, Funny)
As far as apocalypses go, that's one lame-sounding apocalypse.
how many heads were on that beast in revelations? about 8.1?
VM (Score:5, Funny)
I run Windows 8 in a VM on Vista. It's like a layer cake of failure.
Re:Lamepocalypse (Score:4, Funny)
Nonsense! Those trumpets were playing "Hey Jude" over, and over, and over, and....
Re:Lamepocalypse (Score:5, Funny)
You obviously haven't been in a room with seven trumpet players.
Disclaimer: I'm a trumpet player.
Re:Lamepocalypse (Score:5, Funny)
When the Lamb opened the seventh seal, he was bound by the shrink-wrapped End User License Agreement.