Commercial Flamethrower Successfully Crowdfunded 181
ColdWetDog writes: You've always wanted one, of course. Zombies, the occasional alien infestation. The neighbor's smelly roses. You just need to be prepared for things. You can get freeze dried food, AR15's, enough ammo to start a small police action (at least here in the U.S. -- YMMV), but it has been difficult to get a modern, portable flamethrower until now. CNET has a brief explanation on the XM42, which doubled its Indiegogo funding target in just a few days.
Merchandising, Merchandising (Score:5, Funny)
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I like how also it has nothing to do with the movie, except that it's shown in the movie as something available as a movie tie-in. Reminds me of that Spock helmet.
I prefer the George Carlin angle to issue... (Score:2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Too late (Score:2)
The snow season is almost past us.
Re: Too late (Score:2)
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Flamethrowers aren't very good for removing snow [xkcd.com], even though they're better than microwave ovens.
Legality... (Score:2)
Chris Byars, CEO of Ion Productions, the company behind the XM42, told me: "It is legal where there are no laws or codes written against such a device."
Incoming legislation in 3... 2... 1...
definitions (Score:2)
There are different types of flamethrowers. Agricultural flamethrowers are legal but have a range of inches to over a foot. A military flamethrower throws a fuel gel mixture tens to hundreds of feet. Stage flamethrowers are for special effects and also have short range and non-sticking fuel. This article's device seems to be trying to extend the ag and stage effects end a little bit.
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Total cost? $0.00
Does that include medical bills?
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is there an app for that? (Score:2)
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Using the flameCloud4000 app, you can quickly access your flamethrower controls from around the world. Do you not want to to put a cloud-controllable flamethrower on top of your roof, to get rid of stupid flanders neighbours showing up, or pidgins shitting onto your roof? Using our patented BirdAway algorithm, the cloud-connected camera quickly scans for birds on your roof and roasts them with the remotely controllable 360 degrees flameWielder flamethrower[1]. With the flameCloud4000 app, you can access you
Mr President we have a flamethrower gap (Score:4, Insightful)
On a more serious note but nonetheless just as funny, the liability suits from this should be hilarious.
Loadsa uses! (Score:3)
Such as erm...... uh....... well... bonfire lighter! Er, and you know.......... other things!
Now this [amazon.co.uk] on the other hand....
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I use my flamethrower for gardening - my back yard has a strip of asphalt for parking, but all the rest is gravel, so it's easy to keep the weeds down by hosing the place down with fire every now and then. It's a great way to start fires in the firepit - no need to mess around with kindling and wait an hour for the flame to really get going; just toss in some logs, torch 'em for a minute, and you're set. Beyond that, it's also a great way to grill vegetables - hold a bell pepper or an ear of corn in a pair
Re:Loadsa uses! (Score:4, Insightful)
Gravel may be all you can grow, but that isn't a garden. That isn't even a rock garden.
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You are correct sir, and that is all thanks to my flamethrower.
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And you live in Indiana? Because you just sound like my colleague from Terre Haute.
OMG america is stupid (Score:2, Insightful)
If ever there was a weapon that would be classified as only a weapon of terror with no practical application beyond fear.
This is it.
I hope this fails, and i'm an NRA member who is often caught saying things like "from my cold dead hand"
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As someone else pointed out far above, there is actually a variety of legal uses for flamethrowers. I've seen them used by landowners to conduct controlled burns to keep underbrush down and help prevent wild brush fires.
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If ever there was a weapon that would be classified as only a weapon of terror with no practical application beyond fear.
Well, fear and burning people to death so they're no longer a threat. Not very efficient, but effective.
And I guess the "practical applications" of your guns, if they don't involve fear, involve gunning people down, right? Don't bother with scaring them off, just kill them.
Between you and me, it seems like the practical application of creating fear is working just great on you, quick-draw.
Re:OMG america is stupid (Score:4, Insightful)
If ever there was a weapon that would be classified as only a weapon of terror with no practical application beyond fear.
This is it.
I hope this fails, and i'm an NRA member who is often caught saying things like "from my cold dead hand"
The only time I ever used a flame thrower was to put out a forest fire. I don't doubt that the deer were frightened of me, but in my defense I was trying to protect their home.
Why are NRA members so dim-witted? Do you even understand your own propaganda, or do you just spew it like a mindless zombie? It isn't the flame-thrower that scares people, it is the asshole waving it around.
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No. No, it really is the flamethrower that frightens me. If the asshole didn't have a flamethrower, I wouldn't be frightened.
Right, but if he puts it down and picks up a pointy stick, the fear of him remains. The flamethrower won't look very scary just sitting there unless you're exceptionally fearful. It is certainly still something to be concerned with regarding safety, just like a pile of dynamite or a propane tank.
But even if the flamethrower remains a safety concern, getting poked with the stick is much scarier. And that too goes away as soon as he puts it down.
Attaching the fear to the tool instead of the operator is pretty
Re:OMG america is stupid (Score:4, Funny)
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Likely to be hot burning hands. An ex-army guy I know who got to play with military flamethrowers before training on them became limited noted that they are tempremental things that don't just roast the thing you are pointing them at unless you are out in the open on a perfectly calm day. Such weapons are "on the backburner" due to it being a real bitch if the bad guys have them, it looking really bad in the press to roast kiddies with them an
Welcome to the USA (Score:2, Insightful)
Sorry to the 90% U.S.ians here on /. for my upcoming rant, but bear with me please:
WTF? I mean, seriously, WTF??? Who in hell would think that what the world needs now is a small concealable commercially available *FLAMETHROWER* ?!??. This is so bizarly US american, words fail me.
When's the first one going to run amok with one of these? Who's gonna pay the medical bill of the first rampage victims with 80% burnt skin for life? The people who built this thing? ... I hope as soon as the first one falls victi
Welcome, Permanently Afraid Euroweenie (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's be clear, absolutely no-one is going to be using this as a weapon. It's not even a "last line of defense" weapon for home invasion, because while some may want to watch the world burn, they have different feelings about their own home specifically.
There are actually some pretty valid uses for this thing - farming an pyrotechnic displays being just two. There are a lot of people in the U.S. with large properties that could have very good uses for these things.
But basically, this is just fun, because
Re:Welcome, Permanently Afraid Euroweenie (Score:4, Insightful)
If you want to be afraid of something, worry about ladders - those fuckers are dangerous. If you want a rational view of danger, then statistics, not imagination, is your friend.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Re:Welcome to the USA (Score:4, Insightful)
While you're linking to youtube, you might checkout the homemade flamethrowers [youtube.com]. I can't claim to have made one but plenty of my friends have (including my school physics club). The mechanics of a flame thrower is just a squirt gun + a match. I can buy propane "flame throwers" as is at the local hardware store (used for burning weeds).
Why are people making all these flame throwers? Because something that shoots jets of flame is freaking cool. As far as I could discern on a quick google search, none of them have been used to commit murder.
What I personally find horrific is the idea that anyone would be so afraid of their fellow citizens that their first assumption on hearing they have access to a projectile shooter/flame maker/etc. is "OH GOODNESS HOW ARE THEY GOING TO USE THAT MURDER ME?" I realize unhinged people are out there, and will do bad things, but there are also bears in the woods which could find their way to my house and easily maul me to death. But the statistics are low enough that I don't worry about. I suppose my luck could run out some day, but trusting my fellow citizens not to murder me has worked so far, and I wouldn't care to live any other way. I like the idea of a society and a government that assumes I have good intentions until proven otherwise and I consider it worth some risk to have it even if I am not personally a person who is interested in owning a weapon.
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Get the fuck off your moral high horse. What was Churchill trying to communicate with Dresden?
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Yep, that Brit must have Churchill genes or something, so he should be held directly responsible for Dresden.
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What was Churchill trying to communicate with Dresden?
I understand this comment is actually a rhetorical question to comment on the morality of the Allies in the Dresden firebombing. (BTW, Dresden was never intended to be "Dresden." It was an area bombing with incendiaries and was thus expected to cause indiscriminate damage to civilians alongside the military targets; but nobody involved had any clue it would turn out to be the indescribable charnel house it became.)
But in case anyone is interested in the actual question for purposes of historical context: th
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(firebombing was in effect since 1942 on major German cities).
War has never been a place for ethics, ashing thousands of (civilian) people and claiming to save humanity is a fucking joke.
It didn't work either, because Japan had to be nuked twice afterwards.
“Dresden, the seventh largest city in Germany and not much smaller than Manchester, is also far the largest unbombed built-up the enemy has got. In the midst of winter with refugees pouring westwards and troops to be rested, roofs are at a premium. The intentions of the attack are to hit the enemy where he will feel it most, behind an already partially collapsed front, to prevent the use of the city in the way of further advance, and incidentally to show the Russians when they arrive what Bomber Command can do.” RAF January 1945
Re:Welcome to the USA (Score:5, Interesting)
2. The "clearing snow" thing might be a reasonable usage case. Depends on the efficacy.
3. Regarding deadliness, there are flamethrowers and then there are flamethrowers. Glancing at the pics and vids, I'm not seeing any burning fuel on the ground. If this thing spews a fireball that burns itself out instantly without coating anything with the still-burning fuel, it's probably not something you can accidentally maim someone with. Singe their hair off and give them second degree burns, sure, but it's not napalm. Barring fuel tank rupture, I'd say this thing appears to be significantly safer than a gun.
4. I appreciate the desire to stop bad ideas before they snowball, but having a society based liberty (and generally averse to the idea of a nanny state) means asking "why not?", not "why?" Europe is safer in a lot of ways, but there's a reason why it's not the main driver of innovation despite having a higher GDP and a population 50% higher than the USA. The side effect of letting people innovate is that sometimes someone goes and starts selling flamethrowers. Oh well.
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Allow me to take a moment to mourn what Slashdot has become as many of the interesting people have left for other pastures.
There was a time I'd come to an article about this and learn all sorts of neat details, such as why flame throwers existed, the mechanics and challenges involved with producing something like this, why it hasn't been done before and speculation as to how this is working... along with stories of where their usage has gone wrong by those with interesting backgrounds, and yes, a healthy do
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More seriously, the decline to shit here coincides with Slashdot Beta and the rise of Reddit. Of course, that place has spiraled into a corrupt cesspool of censorship and social manipulation.
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It's not a practical weapon, and no one sees it as a threat, hence the almost complete lack of laws in the U.S. Even in WWII, it had limited use. No one wanted to be the one carrying either, since you became a target of enemy fire with an explosive backpack on. This thing is also incredibly dangerous for the user as well; just look at the protective gear in the video. Sure, it's whacky and unnecessary for most people (some people need a portable flamethrower for clearing land on large properties, but that doesn't seem to be the marketing here). But some people might say the same about your hobbies and spending habits. Let bygones be bygones.
Nobody said that "it's a practical weapon", just that it's incredibly dangerous. It's perfectly suited to kill, mail or deface for life a busful of random people. In this case not even the "if we outlaw handguns, only outlaws will have them"-argument flies, because you don't protect yourself from a flamethrower with another flamethrower. In fact, a flamethrower is not suitable for self-protection, only for attacking large numbers of soft targets. It's the perfect mass murderer's weapon.
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It's the perfect mass murderer's weapon.
Then why isn't it already used for mass murder? It's apparently widely legal.
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Can you carry a car into an area surrounded by walls?
Stupid much?
Gas is good, liquid bad (Score:3)
We played around with what were known as 'Flame Effects Generators', also known as 'Fire Cannons', for years out at Burning Man. We even shot them directly at people, clad in fire suits of course (search YouTube for 'Dance Dance Immolation'). As far as I know no one ever got hurt, or even burned a little, and we compared notes a lot. But these were all pressurized propane. The subject line above was something of a motto. These things use liquid, and the potential for an accident is pretty high. I've used FEGs for years, but I wouldn't want to be within a city block of a liquid based flame thrower.
One early year a guy had a kerosene-based torch, a big one. I heard him tell the Black Rock Rangers, "You know, if anything goes wrong here you're gonna have to move 2,000 people 100 yards in about 20 seconds".
Awful choice of weapon against zombies!! (Score:2)
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OK, OK. Alien infestations and smelly roses then. Two out of three ain't bad.
Geez. Tough crowd.
ATF says hello (Score:2)
... how could this have any hope of not being classed as a destructive device?
I'm waiting for the flame mine (Score:2)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
For when you really want the kids to stay off your lawn.
Any of these guys named Calvin? (Score:2)
Calvin Bambi eyes. . . [pinimg.com]
Would anyone really want to use one? (Score:3)
I love the smell ... (Score:2)
Obviously (Score:2)
It needs a sayhellotomylittlefriend tag.
Betting Pool (Score:2)
Anybody want to buy a date? Drum up enough interest in the pool and you could make a killing.
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The criminals figured our really quick that torched paint on their cars was highly suspicious.
Not to mentioned the blackened corpses in the rear seas from the guys in the front seat using the flamethrower. Wind matters...
Re:Legal (Score:5, Insightful)
I know from Myth Busters they are not legal in California.
Is anything legal in California these days?
Re:Legal (Score:4, Informative)
I know from Myth Busters they are not legal in California.
Is anything legal in California these days?
Idiot politicians who waste taxpayers' money are legal in California.
Also, idiots who make frivolous lawsuits against their former employers
appear to be legal.
All in all, it is a good place not to live.
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Good we don't want any tea-baggy cry babies here anyway
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Medical marijuana, gay marriage, conceal/carry.
Say you're not really pissed that fucking flamethrowers aren't legal there, are you? I don't know if you've gotten a look at your fellow man in the United States lately, but are these really people you want to be able to have flamethrowers? Geez, louise, there can't be more than maybe 1 in 100 that I think should be allowed to drive a car. Maybe 1 in 10 should be allowed to have shoelaces for chrissake.
Although I'm
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Hehehehe...and there are two congresscritters who want to do away with Wash. D.C. gun laws. There are only several killed every week using guns in D.C., of course they can always walk them over the border from Virginia which is awash in guns and dumbfucks toting them around to make their dicks look bigger. Wait until one of those congresscritter's loved ones get whacked, we'll see how enthusiastic those dimbulbs will be then.
Oh, and say away from Republican candidates for president, they are all packing gu
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exactly. the criminals get them anyway but the innocent civilians cant protect themselves. do away with the gun laws and let people arm up to protect themselves and their families.
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half hour if you're lucky. theres a lot of black men to beat first!
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Well naturally. Once the owner burns the store down deterring shoplifting, nothing left to steal == no crime.
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Is anything legal in California these days?
California is a nutjob of a state, but I have to say, I don't really see a problem with them outlawing flamethrowers. I mean, vast portions of the state are hot, dry, and pretty much a tinderbox waiting to be ignited. What could possibly go wrong?
Of course, they probably weren't considering this aspect when they outlawed them. They were thinking "ZOMG! Flamethrowers?!? We're going to see DRIVE-BY-FLAMINGS if we don't outlaw these things!" I'd guess it was just a happy coincidence that they banned some
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no, there are different types of flamethrowers with differing fuels, see my other comment.
The Geneva convention only forbids flamethrowers in certain situations, look it up. Two armies roasting each other in a field is perfectly fine by the GC
The U.S. military still has flamethrowers and practices with them
Re:Bad name (Score:5, Informative)
A flamethrower is primarily useful for clearing bunkers.
Squirt a jet of flame through the firing slit on a concrete bunker, and it quickly ceases to be a threat to the guys on the outside.
Like a demolition charge, it's utility is pretty limited, but when the right (or wrong, depending on perspective) situation comes up, there's no substitute....
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don't forget trench cleaning
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[fearing the worst].
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Er, when you say "clearing".....? [fearing the worst].
Burned the people inside to death or near enough so they stopped fighting. What do you think the flamethrower did? Spewed chocolate bunnies inside to make the enemies lapse into a diabetic coma?
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Spewed chocolate bunnies inside to make the enemies lapse into a diabetic coma...
I think that's a wonderful idea. Say, I've been looking for a potential Kickstarter for some time now...
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ag flame thrower is a very different thing, just a torch with flame inches long to maybe a foot
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Reminder that 'flame *throwers*' throw *napalm*, which, I'm pretty sure, is illegal even for governments to use since the Geneva convention.
I think you can make your own napalm-like substitute out of gasoline, styrofoam, and benzene. Apparently it works almost as well as the real thing, but I've never tried it myself.
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Oh come now folks, just look it up [instructables.com].
It's practically on Recipes.com.
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Gasoline and vaseline.
Gasoline mixed with powdered laundry detergent also works fairly well.
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Well, if you have a shotgun that you don't care much about, you can buy some "Dragon's Breath" shells for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D... [wikipedia.org]
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The Geneva convention does not apply. Neither am I going to war, nor are any of the affected parties non-combatants. I do not plan to use it on POWs or on shipwrecked people.
Not to mention that I never signed it and I, as a person, cannot become a signing party considering that only nations can.
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How about flamenwerfer [kym-cdn.com]
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"illegal even for governments to use since the Geneva convention."
Who takes notice of the Beneva Convention these days?
Many of the current groups of combatants (ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, Hamas, Houthis, Hezbollah etc) never signed the Geneva Convention, and certainly don't follow it.
Others have had a change of Government since back then, )like Russia and Iran, so don't feel bound by it.
And if you're a state fighting against such people (Like Israel) you realize that you're fighting at a severe disadvantag
Re:as usual faith in humanity is gone... (Score:4, Interesting)
Having fun isn't necessarily stupid. Having fun with flamboyantly dangerous things isn't necessarily stupid. It's endangering unwilling bystanders that's stupid.
Some people like to build and shoot powerful crossbows, or even replicas of medieval siege weapons. These are extremely dangerous and useless things. The dangerous power of a trebuchet to throw an upright piano 150 yards is part of the charm.
But a trebuchet is something that takes certain amount of thought and sacrifice to obtain and use. This flamethrower thing is more like a powerful handgun. There's been a recent fad for ridiculously overpowered handguns, which pack superfluously fatal power into a convenient, affordable form factor. The recent brouhaha over "armor piercing" ammunition was a side effect of a manufacturer selling a cut-down semi-automatic carbine as a "handgun", even though if you look at videos of people using them they're obviously terrible as handguns. This raised the question of whether 5.56 NATO ammunition should be regulated as "handgun ammunition", and in the end I think the decision not to was reasonablee. These aren't cop-killing or military handguns. They're extremely dangerous toys designed to get your rocks off.
There are some who'd say that because these guns are dangerous and impractical they should be banned. But I don't agree. "Impractical" isn't the same as "useless" because getting your rocks off is a legitimate use for a thing. I think people should be able to enjoy their ridiculous firearms as long as they do it at some kind of appropriate range. I also think there's a real danger though from stupid people who will go plinking in the woods with the things like they were BB guns.
That's really the only problem I have with this flamethrower, whether it's gold, chrome, or gunmetal gray. Any idiot can buy one, but it'd take someone reasonably intelligent and determined to find a place where it can be used safely. I'm not against people buying them, but I am for coming down hard on people who use them where they're a danger or public nuisance.
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They're extremely dangerous toys designed to get your rocks off.
Must resist "living Darwin" comment. Aww screw it!
Re:Better fund water wells than flame throwers (Score:5, Funny)
Killing isn't bad when it's mosquitoes. You've supped your last on me you little bloodsucking bastards!
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The best way to deal with a mosquito is to give it just what it wants. At about 5x normal pressure/flow rate.
IOW you wait until the little bastard lands on your arm, give a little squeeze, and--boom! No more mozzie.
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I'm not sure how you do it where you're from, but up here in the North we generally don't barbecue from 30 feet away.
Re:Better fund water wells than flame throwers (Score:5, Funny)
Says you.
I've been itching to whole roast a deer mid jump.
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OK, when you put it like that it sounds pretty awesome. And delicious.
I'll bring the sauce, aloe vera and skin graft kit.
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I'm not sure how you do it where you're from, but up here in the North we generally don't barbecue from 30 feet away.
Ha, suuuurrree... next you'll tell me you light all those candles on the birthday cake one at a time rather than all at once. From across the room.
Re: Better fund water wells than flame throwers (Score:4, Funny)
That sounds a bit like claiming to be celibate while boasting that you've the neighbourhood's biggest and best porn archive.
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Concealed flamethrowers in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]