Nissan Creates the Ultimate Distracted Driving Machine 140
jfruh writes: More and more research is suggesting that it isn't safe to text or even talk on our phones hands-free while driving, but one brave car company is pushing full-speed in the other direction. Nissan has created a concept car in which every surface, including the entire dashboard and even the seats, is a display device. The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
Selfies! (Score:2)
Woo, Now I can get even MORE distracted while driving.
Re: Selfies! (Score:5, Informative)
The summary misleadingly forgot to mention that
"The display function only works when the car is parked. In drive mode, all the driver can see are the various meters and controls necessary to drive the car and any maps that might be needed. "
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I really like the planning of the vehicle. Like the part were displays are on the backs of the chairs, but the chairs all turn inward to allow group communications.
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According to the pictures, the chairs in the Nissan are quite solid and stationary (and without any sort of cushioning, apparently). The picture at the bottom of the article that shows the inward-facing seats is the Mercedes F015 [mercedes-benz.com].
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"The display function only works when the car is parked. In drive mode, all the driver can see are the various meters and controls necessary to drive the car and any maps that might be needed . . . "
. . . until you pay a local teenage hacker $20 to re-flash the firmware to enable the display all the time.
What's wrong with kids and their parents talking with each other, and sharing experiences when out on a drive . . . ?
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What's wrong with kids and their parents talking with each other, and sharing experiences when out on a drive . . . ?
Because that would require actual human-to-human interaction, you sick bastard.
Far better that we all be gazing lovingly into our New Shiny(tm) rather than actually be talking to people (ewwwwwwwww!)
Why, the very thought makes my skin crawl, echhhh.
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What's wrong with kids and their parents talking with each other, and sharing experiences when out on a drive . . . ?
You'd have to forcibly remove their headphones and iToys for a start, and therefore have them sulk for the rest of the journey.
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The summary misleadingly forgot to mention that "The display function only works when the car is parked. In drive mode, all the driver can see are the various meters and controls necessary to drive the car and any maps that might be needed. "
Common F. Sense has a thought on this. The display will be one of the first things that gets hacked on this new UberHipsterMotoHicle.
Of course, insurance companies will quickly follow suit with rates given the obscene death toll, but hey fuck safety for a YouTube minute, let's ask the fucking YOLO generation how to design a car. Yeah, that'll be safe for the rest of us, I'm sure.
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The summary misleadingly forgot to mention that
"The display function only works when the car is parked. In drive mode, all the driver can see are the various meters and controls necessary to drive the car and any maps that might be needed. "
So this means we'll have more people putting the car in P at the lights, getting distracted and not realising the light has gone green until someone a few cars down the line beeps them.
Nissan, stop making gimmicks that will never be permitted on the road in most countries and give us what we've been asking for, for the last 15 years... The S16 Silvia (and possibly another turbo straight 6 whilst you're at it).
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Don't get in one unless you plan on being an attentive and respectful driver.
What about the bored passengers? Don't they deserve to be more than an attentive passenger staring at the road for no particular reason?
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Because Bored passengers are a high priority when dealing with distracted drivers!
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If my kids aren't bored in the car, they aren't a distraction to me as the driver.
But I guess it is inconceivable that someone would have a passenger, so the screens should all be locked out when in motion (including the ones on the backs of the front seats where the driver cannot see).
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Don't get in one unless you plan on being an attentive and respectful driver.
What about the bored passengers?
They're there to distract the drivers.
If you need entertainment. (Score:5, Insightful)
If you need entertainment you aren't driving fast enough.
Re:If you need entertainment. (Score:5, Insightful)
Any entertainment that takes away focus from the ability to drive and monitor the driving conditions is a problem. Most people don't seem to have a problem with the radio playing, music or news or talk radio doesn't seem to require attention that is normally focused on the road. Visual indicators do take away that attention though, and interactive means, even if just audio like making a handsfree phone call also take away that attention.
Modern controls that require the operator to look to make a change or to navigate menus to make a change are a terrible idea.
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Most people don't seem to have a problem with the radio playing, music or news or talk radio doesn't seem to require attention that is normally focused on the road.
My completely uneducated guess on this one is that listening to the radio requires very little mental bandwidth. If you're listening to music that you hear frequently, your brain isn't doing any processing because you already know the song. For news or talk radio, your brain probably isn't spending the extra processing time needed to commit to memory anything that's said.
In contrast, conversations with other people (whether on the phone or in the car with you) require enough processing for you to be able
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You're completely uneducated guess is correct - people's brains often tune out the radio when the road requires more attention. Radios are not problems unless some idiot is trying to impress the neighborhood with it instead of just listening happily to their own tunes, in which case they can no longer here emergency vehicles or even people honking at them to stop playing with the dial and go because the light turned green 10 seconds ago!
You are absolutely right about having a conversation with someone in
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I only have my own experience (and those of other drivers I knew), but from what I can see, talking on a hands-free device isn't really dangerous, at least for an experienced driver.
The part of your brain that makes you go straight down the road, alerts you to potential problems, and keeps track of traffic and obstacles around you isn't the same part of the brain that gets involved in a phone conversation.
What does get affected:
Ability to maintain a constant speed
Ability to notice informational signs (i.e.
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Driving down a highway or interstate is fine - you're just as alert to potential danger, because the part of your brain doing the driving kicks alerts up to the thinking part of your brain immediately when something happens. Cruise control will keep your speed steady, so no worries there. You will miss the occasional exit, though.
Sorry, but if you're missing exists, then you are definitely not concentrating hard enough on driving.
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There's a big difference between "miss the occasional exit" and "hit the occasional car."
An experienced driver drives subconsciously. Watching for exit signs is a conscious thing.
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But I found slammers have poor wi-fi
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I was just making a travesty on the following quote by Mario Andretti:
Obligatory Farnsworth (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Farnsworth (Score:4, Insightful)
I used to say that. Now I just don't want certain OTHER people to live on this planet anymore.
Re:Obligatory Farnsworth (Score:5, Funny)
I used to say that. Now I just don't want certain OTHER people to live on this planet anymore.
MOST other people.
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ALL other people including YOU! Actually, I don't want any humans on Earf. :P
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Ob. Sartre:
Hell is other people.
It's certainly other drivers. ALL other drivers.
I'm sure I'm not alone in noticing that everyone except me drives either too slowly or too fast.
Self Driving Cars (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Self Driving Cars (Score:5, Insightful)
No, what this really makes sense is as a self driving TAXI. You can be bombarded with ads until you reach your destination. In fact, if you haven't watched enough ads, the doors stay locked until you do.
Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, where are you?
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You're obviously one of the many that didn't look at the article.
Sadly, the car looks awful and is nowhere near the "ultimate" distraction it could be. I expected some actual coverage of the dash, console, steering wheel, projected heads up display, etc. Instead, it's one of the most boring looking designs I've ever seen. The only innovative coverage was the seats.... but why in the world would they put displays on the only parts that are likely to be covered? They even put big rectangular white things on t
Obvious outcome (Score:3)
1. More Distraction
2. More Accidents
3. More car buyers
4. PROFIT!
I welcome our robotic driver overloards (Score:1)
Yes, PROFIT for Google. The bottom line is that driving is a boring time-pig. We've outgrown it. If a google-like car can automatically take us through our usual routes such that we can surf the Interwebs during that time, that's a great thing as far as I'm concerned.
Let the robots do the grunt work!
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If everyone drove Google Cars (and equiv), that wouldn't happen. A robot car wouldn't typically be programmed to be rude (or the vendor will get sued).
But even before that, I suspect the average Google reflexes are faster than the average human driver's. People's attention tends to come and go.
Plus, if the auto-car has a cam, then you have evidence of the "other guy" driving like a loon. Enough get sued that way and you get fewer loons.
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Meh. They still need to be moved around, so more cars/vans/trucks/busses.
Win, win win! Well, except for the crippling. But that's their fault.
Self-driving car, OBVIOUSLY (Score:2)
Concept car == who cares? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Concept car == who cares? (Score:4, Funny)
I don't pick on fashion shows because the dresses wouldn't hold up to actual wear (although they wouldn't). I pick on fashion shows because the dresses are butt ugly. [wikimedia.org]
(I didn't even have to work for this shot. It is literally the first image Google threw up for "Fashion show".)
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I pick on fashion shows because the dresses are butt ugly. [wikimedia.org]
(I didn't even have to work for this shot. It is literally the first image Google threw up for "Fashion show".)
That looks like a promo shot for the Zoolander 2 movie they are making....Almost like a Derelicte Carnivale line.
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Nope. That is a bona fide, you're-supposed-to-keep-a-straight-face-somehow, fashion show. Moscow, 2007. Designer's name is Slava Zaitsev.
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Damn it, man! You could have linked to goatse, it would have been less disturbing.
When they see their insurances rates skyrocket... (Score:2)
...young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."...
When they see their insurance rates skyrocket due to all the accidents they cause, the "young people" surveyed may come to a different conclusion. (and I'm not even going to mention the number of innocent people who are killed due to these distracted drivers. OK, I did mention it.)
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Best Use of Displays (Score:4, Interesting)
Once they are hacked to work while the vehicle is in motion, mount cameras on the front and bottom of car and display real-time onto dash and seats. You can pretend you're hovering!
What experiences? (Score:2)
The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
When all you're doing is sharing and connecting, when do you have time for experiencing?
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while you're not in motion, I suppose. Which means missing some beautiful landscapes... but also some really boring timesinks (west texas on I-10 comes to mind...)
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Funny, that's the only part of Texas I like. Don't drive 380 - I imagine it'd be even worse from your perspective. The Guadalupe mountains are really cool, though.
(Of course, my main problem with Texas is all the Texans. The driving culture there is horrible. I10 out in the horn doesn't have as much traffic, so it's a nicer drive from my perspective.)
If I had to pick a boring area of Texas, I'd say I40 through the panhandle. That place is so flat is makes Kansas look like Colorado.
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Expect the others to follow (Score:2)
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Backup cameras should be mandatory...
That being said, the sat nav systems are a pile of crap, we all know that... Give me a Google maps interface with a capacitive touchscreen and that's a good start.
I'd love to be able to talk to my car, if it was decent at it. Siri and Cortana understand me amazingly well, my truck, less so.
The Reggie-Watts-Mobile! (Score:2)
Huh? (Score:3)
Time in my car is spent going from A to B. Any other idea is just stupid.
You want a concept car? Give me one that drives itself everywhere and gets good mileage whether it be gas or electric. If I want to connect or share experiences, I have devices already capable of doing it.
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Remember the 'concept cars' of years ago? All sleek and shiny and completely impractical. The closest you ever saw to them on the road was the Batmobile.
Same here. Not designed to be even remotely practical. They're fun experiments and advertising bits. They also serve as conceptual trial balloons to gauge broad acceptance.
Does anybody think that future cars won't have lots of display panels and cameras? Smile for the camera!
(As an aside, how would you make out with your girlfriend (or whatever) in on
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(As an aside, how would you make out with your girlfriend (or whatever) in one of these things? Do younger people still do that or do they just fuck in their bedrooms? Did I miss it, again?)
This happens over facetime or skype if your dirty.
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Does anybody think that future cars won't have lots of display panels and cameras? Smile for the camera!
Absolutely. I want a recording camera forward, aft, and some hidden ones in the rear view mirrors.
But sharing them on Instagram? Hell no! They are there to collect evidence.
As for display panels - we tried that once. one light goes out, and it's 20 percent of the value of the car to repair it.
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(As an aside, how would you make out with your girlfriend (or whatever) in one of these things? Do younger people still do that or do they just fuck in their bedrooms? Did I miss it, again?)
Boy did you pick the wrong forum to ask that question.
No it isn't (Score:1)
More and more research is suggesting that it isn't safe to text or even talk on our phones hands-free while driving,
No it isn't. Plenty of research is showing that driving distracted can lead to worse driving, but there is no data to suggest that this is leading to more accidents. This is basic statistics. If you want to show talking on phones hands free while driving is contributing to accidents, you need to compare the four cases {distracted, not-distracted}X{journey-completed-without-accident, journey-ended-with-accident} over many journeys randomly selected from the population of all journeys.
The so call 'research' i
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Hmm. Modded down for pointing out basic statistics. Perhaps people want reality to line up with their received wisdom.
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I've owned plenty of cars since 1984 prior to cell phones being common {within the past 15 years} I never had a car hit while parked I am now up to six times, three I know where texting and three hit and runs. One I believe was a drunk driver because it happened about 30 minutes after the bar closed and they drove across the neighbors lawn prior to hitting the car then backed up into the neighbors house. The other two happened during the day and I'm guessing they were texting.
Plus a woman rear ending me at
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Another behavior that would confound the inference that is being asserted.
Young people? How about soccer moms? (Score:1)
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young people insurance rates
Insurance rates are a better indicator of risk than anecdotes. What they show is that inexperience and the "arrogance of youth" is deadly on the roads. Australian stats show that the day a kid drops the 'L' plates and goes solo the risk of them causing an accident goes up 50X (5000%) and stays that high for the first six months. I taught both my kids to drive in an empty car park. Having attempted to teach my son to drive on the road, my advice is to hire a professional who has a brake pedal on their side o
This is a taxi (Score:2)
Taxis and busses are already covered in ads, and some of them are now animated. With its solid (i.e., easy to scrub down), this car seems like it's ready made to be a taxi.
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No! (Score:2)
The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
No, it shouldn't! It should be a time for concentrating on driving. What the fuck is wrong with you???
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Any chance they were assuming they were not the driver?
When my son is in the car, he spends his time either talking with me, or with the world through his phone.
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This. Mod up.
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They're too used to get tons of attention from Helicopter parents and always getting a trophy just for participating and think the world revolves around them.
If they only killed/maimed themselves that'd be just fine, but they hurt others with their narcissistic stupidity...
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You're one of those morons texting while driving, aren't you?
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You're the fucking moron advocating distracted driving. Please die soon, and try not to take any innocents with you, loser.
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Note to self... (Score:2)
Do a little profiling during the daily commute. If I see a "young person" behind the wheel of a Nissan, give them a wide berth as they're likely to be causing an accident any moment.
(WTF was Nissan's design team thinking? Were they even?)
Sigh (Score:1)
Your friends can wait to learn that your balls are itchy, or to ruin rour life via Twitter.
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It's a beautiful world out there. Look out the goddamned window millennials.
Your friends can wait to learn that your balls are itchy, or to ruin rour life via Twitter.
Opps, looks like I insulted a millenial. But seriously, for the generation that was raised where on on family trips where you would tour through the Grand Canyon, or Mount Rushmore, with your parents watching the scenery, while you were in the back of the van watching Spongebob SquarePants on the DVD player - try it. There's a whole world out there that isn't on an LCD screen. And it's pretty darn cool.
All it should take... (Score:2)
...is a few multi-million dollar judgements against the drivers and Nissan plus plenty of jail time should fix this problem...
Distracted Drivers (Score:1)
Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live Paradox (Score:4, Funny)
Female Voiceover: Paradox..
Announcer: Introducing the all-new Lexon Paradox. Smaller than the competition, yet bigger.
Female Voiceover: We are through the looking glass..
[ show two groups of Lexon engineers standing on opposite sides of the screen ]
Announcer: This remarkable automobile is the synthesis of the work of two teams of Lexon engineers. Team A was asked to decrease the size of Lexon's most popular model.. while Team B searched for ways to make it bigger.
Announcer: While one team made Paradox the most expensive car in the world.. another made it the most affordable.
Announcer: One designed the Paradox to be an elegant, white luxury Sedan.
Female Voiceover: White Sedan..
Announcer: The others, a sporty red Coupe.
Female Voiceover: Red Coupe..
Announcer: One team gave it incredible stopping power.. the other gave it no brakes of any kind.
Announcer: One team was asked to give the Paradox four doors.. another designed it to have only two.. while still another gave it six doors.. and the final team, one gigantic all-purpose door.
Female Voiceover: One.. big.. door..
Announcer: And, while one team gave the Paradox dual airbags.. another designed it to shatter on impact, throwing passengers up to 300 yards.
Female Voiceover: Very, very dangerous..
Announcer: The new Paradox. The best car money can buy.
Female Voiceover: Or is it.. the worst?
Better Title (Score:2)
Nissan does silly marketing gimmick, and it works.
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You saying we're all cows?
Well.. that's a little over the top (Score:2)
Does this remind anyone else of the Wall-E chairs [mergy.org]? Maybe this is BnL's first prototype?
What happened to down time, to just relax and ponder things quietly? I miss down time, like the quiet before movies with boring classical music and still ads on the the screen. I miss the timeouts at sporting events that didn't have every second filled with shiny screen and blaring music. I miss conversations in rooms where over half of the occupants in a room are not holding a screen in front of them. The simple things i
This car has only one problem. (Score:2)
It still has a set of driving controls - it would be fine as an autonomous car.
That`s a good idea (Score:2)
Why not ask average drivers what they want from a car?
I'm sure you'll get some great results from that [wikia.com].
Nooooooooo (Score:3)
Maybe I'm just old and cranky*, but I would hate the living shit out of this if I was a passenger or a driver.
Honestly, this thing should be marketed as "The Ultimate ADHD Inducer".
"Hey kids! Feel like you can focus on things for too long? Thanks to our advanced technology vehicle, we have the solution!
Just spend 24 hours in our Mobile ADHD-O-Matic and never again will you be plagued by long, useful attention spans!
Just one short exposure, and you too can have the long term memory of a goldfish! Never be forced to concentrate on anything ever again!
Another fine product brought to you by RonCo(tm), makers of.... HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
* Okay, so there's no "maybe" about it, but still...
Looks like a car from Idiocracy (Score:1)
The customer is always ... (Score:2)
You know that line about "the customer is always right"?
well, sometimes the customer is just fucking wrong. and a moron.
Fuck this shit! (Score:2)
I just want my phone to call people. I just want my car to go. I want my refrigerator to be cold inside. I want my computer to communicate via email, www, viewing YouTube, online shopping other bullshit, and sometimes to actually compute shit. Why can't things just do what they are for instead of all sorts of other stuff?
I do not want a beer can refrigeration compartment on my phone, a TV in my car, an internet connection on my refrigerator, or my computer to have an engine, wheels, and able to take me
Whats the difference between talking.... (Score:1)
on our phones hands-free while driving and talking to someone that is in the same car? I see the risk as the same
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What?!?! (Score:2)
Who are the bigger idiots here, Nissan or "young people"?
Ms. Puffdoll (Score:1)
Well, that's gonna make an eye-catching air-bag.
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> surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people
> "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
It's kind of obvious, since these young people ARE IN THE BACK SEAT, texting and sharing with friends.
don't forget the horn emoticon... (Score:2)
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha'
-- from the Book of All Wisdom, 03x24
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There is no way talking on the phone with hands free is any more distracting than talking with someone sitting in your car. If that is the case than you may as well make it illegal for anyone to talk in a car while driving, this is just stupid.
Of course it is much more distracting to talk hands free than with someone in the car. With someone in the car, you can hear the entire audio range of what they are saying and it is far easier to understand what they are saying. With a voice over a hands free set, you are limited to the frequencies which are passed through by the cell phone carrier. If the person on the other end is also on a cell phone, then you are probably also fighting with a microphone that is not in the proper place for picking up th