ISIS Help Desk Assists In Covering Tracks (cnn.com) 145
An anonymous reader writes: The ISIS terror group appears to have 5 to 6 members offering 24-hour support on how to encrypt communications, hide personal details and use apps like Twitter while avoiding surveillance. It's kind of like a 'help desk,' though not an actual call center hiding in the hills. It is a group of IT specialists answering questions from locations spread out all over the world, according to Aaron Brantly at the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point. It has been find out that the advice is largely being relayed on an ISIS channel on Telegram, a messaging app that has become popular among members of the group because it allows for special secret chats. The jihadi help desk has lengthy training manuals, and Brantly has reviewed over 300 pages of training documents and roughly 25 YouTube videos that provide tips to evade intelligence agencies and law enforcement.
ISIS help desk prompts (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome to the Daesh hotline. Please listen carefully to the following message as our options have changed.
Press 1 for information on how to encrypt messages sent to members of your terrorist cell
Press 2 if you're a suicidal bomber and are having trouble detonating your device
Press 3 if you're an oppressed female who would like to sign up for our next Perl Programming Bootmap
Press 4 for tips on how to write terror and/or hate messages in 140 characters or less
Press 5 to voice your displeasure with systemd
Or Press 0 to speak with a member of the Bush family for further assistance
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Please wait while we remotely access your devi
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It would depend on if we're hearing the caller's end, or the help desk's end. The caller's end probably wouldn't make it to the ^%E$^ part if it had detonated.
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Re:ISIS help desk prompts (Score:5, Insightful)
would have modded you up if you had written something like devi^%E$^ instead of just devi
Modern digital protocols don't generate static or line noise. This isn't 1992.
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I have a mod point to spare, and would have modded you up if you had written something like devi^%E$^ instead of just devi
Or that old chestnut, devi^%E$^ NO CARRIER
Windows 8, caliph 8 (Score:2)
I suspect they are Microsoft Support.
It would explain quite a lot.
Re:ISIS help desk prompts (Score:5, Funny)
"My name is Brad. First, let me say I'm sorry that you're having trouble with our service today. To whom am I speaking?"
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Why do you even bother spamming that shit? He is not even going to participate in the election.
The hell he isn't. Why do you think he goes on TV and derides the field of republican candidates? ("Oh, Poor babies, you having trouble with the debate moderators? How you going to rule the world?".... OR the "You guys afraid of a few Syrian refugees? Scared of your own shadow too?" ring a bell?) Like it or not, he's participating in this election.
Look, I don't think he intends to stay in office by force, marshal law or what have you, but I also think he's VERY involved in this election if for nothin
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Look, I don't think he intends to stay in office by force, marshal law or what have you, but I also think he's VERY involved in this election if for nothing else but to pad his "Legacy" by getting someone into office to carry on his policy (I.E. Hillary Clinton).
Ah yes, I also live in the fantasy land where Reagan clearly showed no thought to his "legacy" when he endorsed Bush Sr. for president, Bill clearly showed no thought to his "legacy" when he endorsed Gore, and Bush Sr. never endorsed Jr. or Jeb.
I also don't expect he will go quietly back to Home in January 2017 and spend the rest of his days relaxing and building his library like past presidents, this guy is going to have his fingers in politics
So I guess this is also the fantasy land where Carter and Clinton didn't go on stumping for years after their presidencies ended and Bush Sr. didn't handpick half of his son's cabinet.
ISIS fighters can get paid up to 700 USD/month (Score:2)
They get free housing, food, a full on welfare system... These guys are running a solid business.
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Maybe I probably should mention that they are paid in US dollars, not local currency. You know, just in case that point is important to anybody. Maybe it's nothing.
USD green backs (Score:2)
Wait till they found out that money is actually North Korean super notes...
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That's because the CIA and Halliburton (/Backwaters) only accepts US currencies for their weapons drops.
Re:ISIS fighters can get paid up to 700 USD/month (Score:5, Insightful)
These guys are running a solid business.
The overwhelming majority of their revenue is acquired through theft. [newsweek.com]
I'd hardly call that a "solid business."
Re:ISIS fighters can get paid up to 700 USD/month (Score:5, Funny)
These guys are running a solid business.
The overwhelming majority of their revenue is acquired through theft. [newsweek.com]
I'd hardly call that a "solid business."
Wall Street would beg to differ!
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Re:ISIS fighters can get paid up to 700 USD/month (Score:4, Funny)
OTOH, their contributions to the pension fund tend to run a little light.
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OTOH, their contributions to the pension fund tend to run a little light.
Perhaps, but they pay survivor benefits to the families of killed fighters.
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I'd call that straight-up Corporate.
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It makes no difference. I'm just saying to set the bullshit ideology aside and realize these guys are in it for the money. Tactics are a separate issue.
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From your referenced article "The ISIS economy and its fighters predominantly rely on the production and sale of seized energy assets"
Which begs the question of why they still have ANY drilling or production capability at this point, as rigs and refineries are stable, visible targets.
"Grossing as much as $40 million or more over the past two years, ISIS has accepted funding from government or private sources in the oil-rich nations of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Kuwait—and a large network of private donor
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Where do you think the US government's revenue comes from?
Yeah, but when the US government does it, it's *different*.
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They get free housing, food, a full on welfare system... These guys are running a solid business.
Easy to find free housing when you kill or kick out the people who were living in said housing. Next you are going to say ISIS is full of ladies men because it's so easy for them to get a wife....
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Just ask the people in the Israeli settlements.
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History is your friend. The settlements were abandoned once and it did little other than allow rockets to be launched closer.
The situation is more complex than the settlements. They might be part of it but not as much as you might think.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
As i said history is your friend. Israel has already attempted ending the settlements and it ended up with rockets being launched deeper into Israel because of the more close proximity and lack of civil control.
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1. "History" is not factual lore. It is - literally - 'his story' - written by the so-called victor in a conflict. It is one-sided, biased and very often incorrect.
2. Wikipedia is a very tainted, unreliable source of information. Quoting Wikipedia is lame.
3. Israel has not made any serious effort to end the settlements. If they did there would not be an issue. It is because Israel has stolen and illegally occupied Palestinian land that these problems continue. Israel simply refuses to
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"...because the land already is illegally occupied by the Jews"
FTFY.
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What exactly is illegal about it?
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Seriously? Are you trying to be flamebait or you really don't know?
Israel has been terrorizing Palestinians and stealing their land for decades. They have committed massive human rights violations and indiscriminately murder Palestinian citizens - including women and children - whilst trying to portray itself as the victim to the rest of world. Of course, nobody is buying it. It is really quite disgusting.
As a result, Israel has begun isolating itself from the
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Easy to find free housing when you kill or kick out the people who were living in said housing.
Whole countries were built following this model...
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They get free housing, food, a full on welfare system... These guys are running a solid business.
Maybe, but once you are working for them, there is no leaving. Oh, and the retirement plan sucks because it is always blowing up.
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Who do you think staffs Dell's helpdesk now. Many of the members have regular jobs.
so true on many levels... (Score:2)
H1Bs are the real fifth column!
We need an excuse to outlaw encryption again? (Score:5, Insightful)
I bet my rear end that no later than tomorrow we'll get to hear about how we have to outlaw telling people how to use encryption and how to avoid being tracked on the internet.
I am confident that we can rely on Cameron to not disappoint us.
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We need an excuse to outlaw encryption again? (Score:1)
by Opportunist (166417)
I bet my rear end that no later than tomorrow we'll get to hear about how we have to outlaw telling people how to use encryption and how to avoid being tracked on the internet.
I am confident that we can rely on Cameron to not disappoint us.
Username checks out.
The trouble is they're right (Score:5, Interesting)
What I've found is that it's mostly right wing folks who want these laws. In America the solution is to point out that encryption control and gun control are basically the same thing. They don't like gun control, so it shuts them up. I'm largely indifferent either way. I'm more concerned about economic issues like H1-B and guest worker programs and the high cost of my child's education.
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encryption control and gun control are basically the same thing
Except that the Constitution is quite clear that Americans have certain rights with respect to Arms, backed up by hundreds of years of case law supporting those rights, but it is silent about the question of rights to use ciphers and codes. So when talking about laws they are very different things entirely.
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I was going to bring up the 4th amendment, since encryption and ciphers are certainly part of being secure in one's person, house, papers and effects, but it does explicitly say you're protected against unreasonable search and seizure--not ALL search and seizure. I couldn't confidently argue one way or the other about what the founding fathers' opinions on effectively-unbreakable encryption would be.
Then again the 2nd amendment also talks about guns in the context of well-regulated militias, so who even kn
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How dare you use facts to get in the way of a good meme.
However, that same Constitution allows you to also be allowed Free Speech (First Amendment) making your encrypted speech still yours in freedom.
Then there's that pesky Fourth Amendment which requires security, as in "secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures" including the ability to reveal your assets, which I'll cover next.
Ok, head-desk time, that old Fifth Amendment, which among other things, "n
I don't think we're debating the law here (Score:2)
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Many variables here, including whose context you're speaking from, e.g. the government, the opposition, or others. The classicist view becomes increasingly meaningless, as much is the result of SCOTUS precedent, if/where available.
With no explicit right to privacy, and the other amendments including the 14th, encryption is vulnerable in terms of mentality. Where a court order exists, and doesn't violate the 5th, I see the mandate to turn over keys. Lacking that, I'm in favor of co--opting memes, like confla
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What I've found is that it's mostly right wing folks who want these laws.
Bollocks. The biggest war on anonymity is being waged by the social justice left. They can't live with the idea that people can shoot holes in their gibberish with impunity and not have their personal data on public view in order to contact employers and get them fired.
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But as has been shown recently, such misuse of information can backfire badly. The internet is not totally populated by self-flaggelants, and some do stand up.
Btw, my employer is a misogynist. If anything, it would make me look better to him. Bring it on, bitches!
And the problem is that terrorist dont encrypt (Score:2)
we'll get to hear about how we have to outlaw telling people how to use encryption
If we're going to have a world where the conversations of private citizens cannot be eavesdropped on then it's a natural by product that criminals and terrorists will also benefit from this.
And the weirdest part is that, as Schneier has written on his blog ("Paris Terrorists Used Double ROT-13 Encryption") [schneier.com], the terrorists don't even use encryption to begin with.
It's not a case of secret services complaining "Oh my god, the terrists use unbreakable encryption! And Tor!!! We can't do nuthin' !!"
It's a case of terrorist operative having such a horrendous track of information security (actually good for us!), that some less stupid guys in ISIS decide that maybe it would be a good idea to give some
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Hopefully it's an excuse to outlaw foreign help desks.
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"Yo, these dudes are killing billions of people and using secret encrypted messages*! I bet if we outlaw encryption, they'll stop using it! Clearly they won't want to break the law."
*I'm well aware that they weren't all encrypted.
Experience (Score:2)
I wonder if they can help me get the snoopware out of Windows 10. Sounds right up their alley.
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https://www.safer-networking.o... [safer-networking.org]
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Stern riffed on this yesterday... (Score:2)
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yep. Howard Stern out scooped the "news for nerds" website.
Tomorrow on slashdot, How to carve a pumpkin for the upcoming Halloween festivities!
Encryption is a weapon (Score:2, Interesting)
Libertines and Libertarians fighting the notion of "encryption is a weapon" are wrong. It certainly is a weapon — and their fight should be targeting attempts to take (all) weapons away from citizens instead. There is no meaningful difference between an "assault rifle" and strong encryption — both have ample legitimate purposes and both can be used to perpetrate heinous acts.
We all may want to study ISIS videos to learn both the actual techniques as well as how to better find and kill these ass
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I've never seen anyone bled out from being shot by PGP.
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Have you ever tried to compile it from source? :-D
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The entire FA is about ISIS using encryption... They use it. It is true.
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SARKASM
To demonstrate to one the difference between the meaningful kill potential of an assault rifle and encryption would be a crime! And from your POV it would be two!
And I hope that you have read the news that the french/belgium ISIS-terrorists used unencrypted communication to execute their plan.
Using your rational unencrypted communication would therefore also constitute as a crime. Because of no meaningful difference.
I hope you somehow begin to understand the real differences between things and come d
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Their most effective "technique"? They pay their fighters in US dollars.
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Dear dumbshit,
You may have heard the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword". It is very common for people to hear this and then go onto the battlefield mistakenly believing that their pen is some sort of weapon. It never works out well for them I'm afraid. One guy tried cutting an "H" in a man rather than an "I" thinking that by encrypting his pattern the damage would be worsened, but al
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Ho Le Fook, I can't believe someone is this fucking stupid.
**EVERYTHING** can be _misused_ as a weapon, dumb@$$. You don't ban tools simply because a few retards mis-use them. i.e. Cars cause more death then guns, or drinking too much water causes poisoning, etc.
Encryption was NOT designed to kill people, only facilitate communication.
Unlike assault rifles whose sole purpose is to kill, maim, or cause fear.
If you want to shut ISIS down then shut down the profit. Beat them at the financial war and educatio
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Uhm, hello? I'd like to report a Bias Incident...
False. You don't need encryption to communicate. You need encryption to hide your communications — and/or their contents — from others. Yeah, one of us is "fucking stupid", but it ain't me.
I can think of a number of situations, where killing, maiming, or frightening ca
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Encryption is a weapon the same way a lock on my front door is a weapon.
I'm sure law enforcement would love it if every door was unlocked (except their own, of course) granting them free access to walk in, mosey through your home and check out the contents of your refrigerator and/or gun safe without your consent or knowledge.
Likewise, I'm sure the TLAs would love it if every communication channel was unencrypted (except their own, of course) granting them free access to scrape, sort and log every word you
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Obligatory...https://xkcd.com/504/
is Telegram any good? (Score:2)
to take a nerd detour since the official reporting is all half-truths and lies anyway - is Telegram any good? Solid crypto? Apparently the usability is sufficient.
Must protect Big Ben at all costs... (Score:2)
Can't let the Terrorists get a hold of the Internet, the Elders of the Internet would be very displeased!
I can only wonder how many times Terrorist IT has asked someone "Have you tried turning it on and off again?"
"Remember, without 'IT' all you have are errors..." :) --- I should win the internets for that one I think.
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Just wait until Daesh outsources their tech support to a Bangalore call center.
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I can only wonder how many times Terrorist IT has asked someone "Have you tried turning it on and off again?"
Ok, now try pressing the button again...
[Loud sound, then Line goes dead]
Thank you for calling ISIL Technical Support. Have a good day. If you would like to participate in a survey of your experience today, please stay on the line
Hello?
They hung up.
So no desk for the helpdesk? (Score:2)
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These guys apparently actually know what they are talking about.
How is it ranked? (Score:1)
I'd bet their customer service satisfaction would be ranked higher than Comcast...
ITCrowd (Score:5, Funny)
ISIS Hotline: "have you tried to turn it off and on again?"
ISIS member: "no, wait----" BOOOOM
ISIS Hotline: "God dammit, everytime..."
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A) It should be Allah
B) The desired result was achieved, so he would be praising Allah.
My name is.... (Score:3)
Hello "Fellow Jihadi warrior of peace"! My name is Peggy, how can I help you with your terror related problem today?
In order to better serve your Jihad needs, please make a selection from the following menu of options....
Press 1 if you would like to suggest an evil plot to frighten the world. (Note, we are not accepting ideas involving Paris at this time due to local personnel availability)
Press 2 if you need help with communications, configuring computers, finding a place to charge your phone or getting a cell signal.
Press 3 if you need help with explosive devices, destroying alarm clocks or need to schedule detonation call time.
Press 4 if you would like to enroll in Obama care, pay your IRS fines, or file your taxes.
Press 5 if you need help submitting pictures and video (staged or real) of collateral damage to Al Jazeera and other sympathetic media outlets like ABC, CBS or NBC or getting advice on how to artificially inflate casualty counts, civilian deaths or harm to women and children.
Press 6 if you would like to report a violation of sharia law, including women driving, tight fitting clothes in public, bare ankles, eating during Ramadan or desecration of the holy book by your neighbors.
Press 7 if you need the locations of your nearest Jihad training/testing facilities, schedule your next jihad certification test session or check on your certification status.
Press 8 if you need advice on how to avoid Russian, French and other country's activities including bombs, leaflets and laser designators.
Press 9 if you are a useful idiot, US citizen, or other foreign national who wants to throw their life away on a war that will never be won and save us the trouble of killing you ourselves...
Press 0 to hear this list again in Arabic, Farsi or Russian.
Or stay on the line to be connected to your nearest CIA operative acting like an agent of Jihad. Please be prepared with your exact location, including latitude and longitude good to at least 4 decimal places, full name, photo and desired emergency contact for BDA assessment purposes.
How we can ultimately destroy ISIS (Score:2)
Anonymous (Score:3)
Now, Anonymous should be finding these 5-6 guys, discovering their true identities and sending that information to the CIA while knocking them off the internet and locking them out of their account (while turning over their account credentials to the CIA as well.)
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Why get rid of them when they can be a honeypot?
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Now, Anonymous should be finding these 5-6 guys, discovering their true identities and sending that information to the CIA while knocking them off the internet and locking them out of their account (while turning over their account credentials to the CIA as well.)
Yes, yes, no, no and yes.
Finding the accounts is not useful if they can't be monitored and monitoring isn't useful if the supposed ISIS user been locked out of the account.
Also, there's the question of how sure Anon can be about any given user, not to mention the question of potential for abuse by Anon, anyone claiming to be Anon or the police themselves.
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Well it's certainly better than shutting down their twitter accounts..
My point was more that the CIA/FBI could potentially take over the accounts and impersonate them. If they can't then yes, they should just monitor (which is probably more practical.)
Hmmz (Score:1)
I guess the backdoor in Telegraph is well-disguised by now, they're * REALLY * pushing this "terroristssss use this encrypted messaging thingie" agenda ** BIGTIME **
Drug money finances the development of darknets (Score:3)
As long as drugs remain illegal there are people with deep pockets developing methods to communicate while avoiding police/government interception. These same methods can be used by groups like ISIS.
Just wanted to throw that out there for people to think about.
Anatomy of HATE; (Score:1)
If you're not from my caste/religion, you're non-human to me; https://wh.gov/iyhMK [wh.gov]
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Can't be. From all accounts, these guys are helpful. Have you ever tried to get tech support from an Israeli?!?