Harvard Scientists Invent Cigarette-Smoking Robot For Better Lung Disease Research (ieee.org) 46
the_newsbeagle writes: Harvard scientists have invented a nifty lab robot that can smoke 10 cigarettes at a time, lighting up for the benefit of medical research on chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD). The bot channels smoke into a "lung on a chip," a small device with microfluidic channels lined by human lung cells. This setup enables researchers to realistically replicate the action of taking regular pulls from a cigarette, and to watch the effects on the lung cells. Researchers can't achieve the same realism with cells cultured in a petri dish or with lab mice -- which, interestingly, are "obligate nasal breathers" that typically take in air through their noses. The invention was announced yesterday by the Wyss Institute for Biologically Inspired Engineering.
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scrotum sack on forehead
Your yoga instructor must be so proud!
A little more flexibility and you'll never leave the house again.
Also you're going to want a gigabit connection for the webcam business...
Not as a show, for private lessons.
You are gonna be so rich!
Missing some featurs (Score:2)
OK they invented a robot that will smoke cigarettes but will it also walk by coworkers to gather fellow smokers every 30 min during the work day?
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OK they invented a robot that will smoke cigarettes but will it also walk by coworkers to gather fellow smokers every 30 min during the work day?
Shitty genes are shitty bro. Don't be mad if someone who smokes like a chimney outlives you by 40 years. I do not promote smoking btw. Just don't be an ass.
Guess I'm failing to see how genetics has fuck-all to do with smoker behavior that has been known to be a detriment to productivity, but hey, feel free to keep reaching. I do not promote smoking either, nor do I want to support the companies who have legally killed millions of humans with their one and only product.
Oh, and I'm not being an ass, I'm merely stating the shitty facts behind one of the worst products humans have ever invented.
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Education.
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Re:Again? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Because there are still anti-science jackoffs who try to say smoking is just fine.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-... [vox.com]
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Because there are still anti-science jackoffs who try to say smoking is just fine.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-... [vox.com]
I have no desire to come to the defense of Mike Pence. However, it should be noted that he didn't say smoking is "just fine" -- in fact he said "smoking is not good for you." But in the same piece, he also said that "smoking doesn't kill." And well, facepalm.
Maybe he was just nostalgic? [forgottenhistoryblog.com]
Futurama (Score:2)
And, once again, real life is striving to catch up to Futurama.
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He's referring to this guy [wikia.com].
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Have to wait 18 years (Score:2)
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Why don't they just pass out cigarettes to kids at school? The kids who want to smoke will be delighted, the researcher will get real useful data they need. No need for expensive robots. win-win.
For what purpose. (Score:2)
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Already done (Score:2)
A colleague of mine was working on cigarette particulates for her PhD research about 10 years ago, and used the smoking machines from Labstat, Canada:
http://www.labstat.com/equipme... [labstat.com]
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This idea dates back to the '60s, I watched a documentary that demonstrated dozens of cigarettes being "smoked" at the same time through some cloth filter that was then analyzed (it was still the time when tobacco companies pretended to be interested about your health). It was a simple timed vacuum pump, they were not replicating patterns, but the basic idea has been there for decades.
Robots taking our jobs (Score:2)
Well shit there goes another career path which from what I can gather many Europeans and Americans seem to be aspiring towards.
I've such a robot at home (Score:2)
I call it 'Dad'.
Outdated (Score:2)
Futurama... (Score:1)
AI Winter over (Score:2)
With this breakthrough, robots are cool again!