McDonald's Hires Project Ara Design Team To Reinvent the Drinking Straw (fastcodesign.com) 102
An anonymous reader writes: McDonald's has hired the creators of Google's Project Ara to reinvent the drinking straw. Their new invention, the "Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal" (STRAW for short), is a J-shaped device that allows the user to drink both layers of the company's dual-layer Chocolate Shamrock shake simultaneously, receiving an optimal mixture of chocolate and, um, shamrock. McDonald's announced the new product at a Facebook live event yesterday, which included a keynote by McDonald's Senior Director of Menu Innovation Darci Forrest, a Silicon-Valley-style panel moderated by Austin Evans, and interviews with engineers from NK Labs and JACE. Computational fluid dynamics simulations, 3D printing, and extensive real-world testing (drinking shakes) were required to get the design ready for its eventual unveiling. McDonald's is producing a limited first run of 2000 of the straws for distribution at restaurants across the U.S. "My first reaction was, that doesn't seem too hard. We could have a double straw -- one longer, one shorter. No problem," says Seth Newburg, principal engineer and managing partner at NK Labs, which teamed up with JACE Design on the STRAW. "Then we immediately thought, once you get halfway down, one straw is going to start sucking air... It's one of those things that seems so simple, but as we got into it there were a lot more issues exposed. It turned out to present quite a few engineering and scientific challenges." NK Labs and JACE Design were the two companies who also worked on Project Ara together, the Google initiative to build a phone with interchangeable modules for various components like cameras and batteries. Unfortunately, the plans for Project Ara were scrapped late last year.
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The article was a response to the press release issued today, and has a clear "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!" type of statement in this.
Re:Irony (Score:5, Funny)
I can just imagine how the conversation went:
CEO: Why is no one buying our shakes?
Market Research: People say that our shakes are so disgusting that they can't even finish them. Perhaps now would be the time to start using better ingredients for a few pennies more per shake?
CEO: That's none sense. If people can't finish their shake, it must because of the straw, not because of the taste. Besides, our customers are like stupid little kids. If we show them a cool new design for our straws, they'll buy the shake just to get the straw.
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just sell me food that qualifies as food please
I don't think that's included in McDonald's business plan.
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For their stupid St. Patrick's Day shake. Is that even a holiday?
Apparently not an engineering grad.
MSM-UMR-MST
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if I'd gotten here soon enough I would have modded you up as insightful rather than funny. McDonald's shakes are gross - I don't understand how they sell any. Maybe the only people who buy them are those that have never had a real milkshake.
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I don't get on with dairy so I've never had one, but is it true that they supply forks on request?
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My impressions... (Score:5, Interesting)
First: That's incredibly stupid.
Second: Oh, wait, they actually came up with a clever engineering solution to the problem presented to them.
Third: Which would be far more efficiently dealt with by just blending the two drinks together from the start.
Still, the design of the straw is kind of neat even if the reason for developing it is stupid.
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The more I think about it (BTW, thanks for adding 'gedanken experiment' to my vocabulary!), the more it seems like there's no practical solution to the problem of a straw that draws evenly from two distinct layers of liquid.
The design in this ad campaign, for instance, would simply draw from the bottom preferentially over the end. You might mitigate that by having the hole sizes increase as you go along the straw, but you're never going to have a simple object that will pull anywhere near evenly from two s
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You put each ingredient in a beer bong. Adjust tube widths and system head to get desired flow ratio (based on fluid density and viscosity). Done.
Yeah the flow rates might vary a little, but if you're drinking a shake through double barreled beer bongs, brain freeze is going to happen, won't matter.
If you pause the flow, the timing will be off, fluid mass lost velocity. Even the silly solution is more complicated than first appears.
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>You put each ingredient in a beer bong.
Unfortunately, you just went outside the defined solution space. The idea is to have a single vessel with two distinct liquid layers, drawn from equally by one device.
I mean, the simplest solution (after just mixing the two drinks in the first place) is two glasses side by side with a straw in each.
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Re: My impressions... (Score:5, Funny)
You just _know_ the CEO of Burger King is thinking 'Fuck everything, we're doing a triple straw."
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You just _know_ the CEO of Burger King is thinking 'Fuck everything, we're doing a triple straw."
Quintuple, surely?
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'Fuck everything, we're doing a triple straw."
And an aloe strip for moisture. Fuck that, two aloe strips, and the second one lathers.
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the more it seems like there's no practical solution to the problem of a straw that draws evenly from two distinct layers of liquid.
Put the two layers side by side, instead of stacked vertically.
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http://www.per-better.com/phot... [per-better.com]
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If only McDonald's had a blender in the McCafe area.... hey, wait a second!
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Why go to so much effort, expense and time to design a straw for such a crappy, stupid drink?
Why not just come up with a rational idea for a new drink that is homogeneous?
They've created an unnecessary problem.
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>Why go to so much effort, expense and time to design a straw for such a crappy, stupid drink?
It's an advertising campaign, not an actual serious attempt at an engineering solution.
And a real engineer may never even have heard of this until the ad campaign was released - after all, there's no way that straw actually does what it's presented as having been designed to do.
It's actually very effective if you look at the real problem of 'how do we get people to pay attention to our ad campaign?', but that's
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You probably get some color that is completely unappetizing if you mix brown (chocolate) with green (mint).
Semi-liquid dog shit springs to mind.
Doesn't seem like it would work (Score:1)
I presume the problem is the two materials in the shake have a different density, so separate out even when mixed? The solution then is to eliminate that gravitational separation. Divide the cup in
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This sucks (Score:5, Funny)
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"Er... I dropped my straw on the floor, could I please have another one?"
"Sure, here you go. Have a nice day!"
"Err, sorry, no, I said 'straw', not 'straw', can I swap it please?"
"Oh sorry, yeah sure, here have one of these"
They came up with a (clever) gimmick, and the best name they could come up with was "straw".
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Wouldn't that be a job for a bull?
'All beef' means all beef and beef byproducts. What you're looking for is USDA prime.
shamrock shake time! (Score:2)
Thanks for reminding me that it's time to make my once-a-year trip to the golden arches for the somewhat bizarre minty goodness that is the shamrock shake.
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Details about the straw (Score:5, Funny)
The new straw runs Windows IoT embedded on an ARM Cortex A53 with 1GB of RAM. The straw contains 2 Festo 334-T3 pressure regulators that update 64,000 times per second to maintain an even flow of chocolate and shamrock. The embedded 802.11N connectivity will inform McDonald's immediately when your drink is done so it can automatically charge your credit card for another.
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Finally a windows machine, where the bugs will not make it suck....
PR Guy, please release your drones... (Score:2)
Any of the McDonald's employees out there able to step up and explain what was in the need-my-glasses press release this morning? We appear to have a CHOCOLATE Shamrock Shake this year....
As we used to say in censored chatrooms... (Score:2)
This straws! ("Suck" was a banned word there...)
Priceless (Score:3)
McDonald's doing a real commercial which is a parody of Apple's videos with Jony Ive.
Now THAT takes courage. On top of that, their new Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal is a real innovation.
Fail to remember history (Score:3)
Beyond tacky (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tans)
Those who fail to remember history are destined to really piss some people off - in this case in Ireland.
To some people it would be like having a joke of Ronald McDonald in blackface.
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https://www.fastcodesign.com/3... [fastcodesign.com]
It also appears they do remember history but are making an alt-right ethnic joke or something (what used to just be called being a prick)
Ara (Score:2)
Relevant XKCD (Score:5, Funny)
Overengineering (Score:1)
Why not mix the shake up in whatever proportion desired and just use a normal straw?
Lucky few? (Score:4, Insightful)
I realize that the point of this is to generate buzz, but what's the point of buzz if you're going to follow it up with, "Ha ha, just kidding. We're not actually going to sell you the thing we're advertising."
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I realize that the point of this is to generate buzz, but what's the point of buzz if you're going to follow it up with, "Ha ha, just kidding. We're not actually going to sell you the thing we're advertising."
The thing they're advertising is the shake, and they'll absolutely sell it to you. Now, you may not be interested in buying it if you don't get to try the funky straw, but advertisers know that a lot of people who see their ads won't be interested in buying the product. But some will.
And... would you ever have heard of this shake if it weren't for the straw? I wouldn't have. And neither, I'm sure, would many people who actually might be interested in a chocolate mint shake.
This is pretty much the defini
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How much engineering do you really think the space pen took? From this page [wikipedia.org]
"A common urban legend states that, faced with the fact that ball-point pens would not write in zero-gravity, NASA spent a large amount of money to develop a pen that would write in the conditions experienced during spaceflight (the result purportedly being the Fisher Space Pen), while the Soviet Union took the simpler and cheaper route of just using pencils. The Fisher Space Pen was actually developed independently and privately in
For non-USians (Score:2)
As a non-US, non-CA, non-IE and non-McD denizen, I am still puzzled about the nature of this "shamrock" component of the drink even after reading the Wikipedia article [wikipedia.org].
And can someone explain to me why one would want to go to McD to buy sham-anything while the real thing is to be had for next to nothing, and probably better tasting?
First World, First World Problems (Score:2)
More McDonalds genius marketing ideas (Score:2)
Candlelight dinner at McDonalds? Anyone remember this one? [foxnews.com] I remember them trying to his out in the late 80's and my Mom and I just bust out laughing reading the table mats thinking "Is this a joke?"
Or who can forget the "Make it Bacon!" campaign? They own the trademark. I can't find something to show it but McDonalds was test-driving a thing where you could add bacon to anything for a small extra fee. I used to be out on the road a lot and a buddy of mine and I rolled up to a McDonalds drive thru circ
When a shake, is not. (Score:2)
Perhaps what would be truly innovative is to listen to Common F. Sense and make a shake by mixing up all the ingredients equally for humans to consume it the same way we've been doing for the last century.
Boy, nothing quite like humans coming together to find solutions without problems. Talk about one of those jobs you leave off your resume...
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Mixing the ingredients wouldn't make it look as purty.
Someone else suggested a vertical divider to separate the flavours and two straws,
Talent well utilized (Score:2)
But What About the Wrapper? (Score:1)
IMO the straw went downhill not due to a change in its own design but due to a change in the design of the paper wrapper which has become too tight to provide any fun. I long for a return of straw wrappers that are loose enough to remove one end and shoot it across the room or scrunch it up to make a caterpillar that would "grow" when drops of liquid were dropped on them. Ah, the good old days!
Sure sure, obligatory The Hudsucker Proxy (Score:2)
Norville: [to Amy] Now let me ask you a question: Would an imbecile come up with this?
[shows Amy a picture of a circle]
Norville: You know, for kids.
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...you could simply mix the two flavours together and use a standard straw, the only difference being the two level shake would be a single chocolaty color