US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights Into And Out of the Country (reuters.com) 498
The United States might ban laptops from aircraft cabins on all flights into and out of the country as part of a ramped-up effort to protect against potential security threats, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said on Sunday. From a report:In an interview on "Fox News Sunday," Kelly said the United States planned to "raise the bar" on airline security, including tightening screening of carry-on items. "That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people." In March, the government imposed restrictions on large electronic devices in aircraft cabins on flights from 10 airports, including the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Turkey. Kelly said the move would be part of a broader airline security effort to combat what he called "a real sophisticated threat." He said no decision had been made as to the timing of any ban. "We are still following the intelligence," he said, "and are in the process of defining this, but we're going to raise the bar generally speaking for aviation much higher than it is now."
Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptops? (Score:5, Interesting)
That's about the only positive spin I can put on it. If they're worried about laptops with batteries, let me have one without; then I can just rent batteries when I travel, and the airline doesn't have to worry about it. It would be nice if the whole system could be more modular than laptops currently are.
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:5, Funny)
You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.
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You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.
No lie, when talking about batteries due to being stopped I asked if they removed pacemaker batteries, MP3 player batter--- she interrupted and said she unplugs the wires (headphones) from those. Pretty much shut me up on the spot as I had no idea what I was really dealing with before that.
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Small batteries don't have enough mass to pose a problem.
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The intelligence bar for the TSA is not very high. Best to avoid all conversation and try to get through the check without incident.
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:4, Interesting)
No, i don't mean that. I mean laptops with external batteries. Removable batteries means that you can't have a standardized battery, so there's no rental market.
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:4)
In the last 18 months there's been this external USB-C battery renaissance. As long as the seats have ~40w USB-C outlets you should be able to power most-all laptops
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, I think the whole idea is crazy. If people aren't allowed to carry them on, and they surely don't want to trust them to the baggage throwers, how are they supposed to bring a laptop with them on a business trip? Can people still bring their phones on the flight? How is a phone any different than a computer really? It's just a tiny computer. Can people bring phones, and bluetooth keyboards, and portable USB C monitors? You could basically bring all the components of a laptop on the plane without actually bringing any single item that actually qualifies as a laptop.
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:5, Funny)
Size matters... I mean, that's what I've heard..
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That's why the external battery. You just don't bring a battery. Then you can carry it on, because there's no battery, so you don't have to worry about getting ripped off.
Phones are okay because the battery doesn't have enough mass to be replaced by an explosive that can damage the airframe.
Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:4)
It's allowed in checked baggage.
Apparently the amount of explosive they're worried about laptops containing would only be enough to break the fuselage if held against it. Such a laptop bomb exploding within the cargo section would only damage luggage.
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Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop (Score:5, Interesting)
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Now, if I ever fly out of the country again, it's going to be to Mexico or Canada, then to my destination. I can read a paperback until I get my
More security theatre (Score:5, Insightful)
Meanwhile terrorists are using trucks and going to concerts, not targeting planes. Naked flights coming soon.
Re:More security theatre (Score:5, Insightful)
Terrorists are using trucks, going to concerts, *and* targeting planes. Obviously. This is a separate issue from whether the response is either proportionate or effective.
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That. For some reason planes are to be safer than a mother's lap, no matter the direct and indirect cost, the inconvenience and stress generated. But if you are in a metro car, in a concert, in a convention, you are on your own. For all places except airplanes, cost and convenience are a deterrent for more intrusion/security. But not for planes, no. There you have the big line in the sand. We'll protect that 1% of transport (or whatever), and leave the rest to the wolves, but that 1% will be secure, no matt
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Taking down an airliner costs about a billion bucks when the final bills are paid. Driving over a few people in the street... doesn't.
Re:More security theatre (Score:5, Informative)
Except that you're wrong because the American tourism industry has already taken a divebomb, and is sure to continue even further if you can't take your laptop on a flight.
https://www.independent.co.uk/... [independent.co.uk]
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So what if it's theater? It's very effective theater.
If it's theatre then by definition it's not effective unless by effective you mean "fools people into thinking that travel is safe". Security theatre by definition means that it's pretend security that really doesn't make people safer.
Re:More security theatre (Score:4, Interesting)
I am Canadian, spent most of my life within easy reach of the border. But ever since 9/1 and all the subsequent security nonsense, I have pretty much boycotted the US. I used to go over at least weekly. Some of the enhanced security at the border, as it applies Canada's aboriginal people, Canadian and British citizens, arguably violates those peoples rights under the Jay Treaty. Since the wording is "that it shall at all times be free to His Majesty's subjects..." I would further suggest that it might be construed to apply to all citizens of Her Majesty's Commonwealth Realms and Territories. (not the original intent, I grant you, but law rests on the actual wording, not intent.)
Free laptop rental service! (Score:4, Interesting)
So, I now bill my clients for "useless" travel time, no big.
Also, to avoid laptop damage, I use the free BestBuy/Target/Walmart laptop rental service. They do require a full deposit, but it's a free laptop rental for up to 14 days, usually covers it.
The trick to traveling to/from third world countries is to have nothing more than clothes or electronics worth more than say $40, otherwise some down on their look third worlder will steal it.
I have a compute stick, it's all I need, snagged it on ebay for $40. Perfect for thirld world countries. Or even raspi's. They work on third world televisions that have only composite in.
Re:Free laptop rental service! (Score:5, Insightful)
Reading between the lines, I infer that you're buying a laptop and then returning it. Besides the ethical issues, I've heard that some stores catch on to this and refuse to sell you stuff after a few times.
What you seem to have mastered that others could learn from is working from a generic system, keeping all your data separate (flash sticks and such).
Re:Free laptop rental service! (Score:5, Insightful)
Separation of data is essential, especially in third world countries.
Yeah, especially in third world countries that have "United" in their name. I heard about ones with "States" or "Kingdom", go figure.
Re:Free laptop rental service! (Score:5, Insightful)
You say: "I "rent" one. Not my problem"
It should be MADE your problem. Abusing return privileges at Best Buy, Target, WalMart, or other stores to get a free "rental" (when you never intended to buy anything in the first place) is completely unethical, and offloads the costs of YOUR use into the store and its customers.
If your intent is to rent, you should go to a store that RENTS laptops and PAY THEM for the temporary use of their equipment. Not sponge off the rest of us!
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Buying and returning items has not a thing to do with ethics. Bigger stores offer returns as a competitive advantage because it's good for their bottom line. 'Working' that system is no more unethical than buying items on clearance.
Congratulations on admitting don't understand what ethics is; that's the first step towards learning. Here's an initial hint: ethics is not about finding loopholes in other peoples' business models and then exploiting them for financial advantage. What you're advocating is not only unethical but fraudulent [wikipedia.org].
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Third world country, so I have no "ethical" qualms.
The fact that you believe this says volumes about you as a person as well as your "ethics".
The solution: the cloud!!! (Score:2)
Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops. When they get to their destinations, they should go to the office/conference they're headed to, log into any of the conference laptops there, and pick up work where they left off. Everything is on the cloud, so lugging around laptops is akin to days when trade happened by camels travelling hundreds of miles.
And in the event of an internet outage, back up everything temporarily
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Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops.
Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox
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Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox
Surely the implication is that the data was encrypted first. You can (and should!) encrypt your data before putting it up in the cloud.
Ruining it for everyone... (Score:2)
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Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem.
What else are they supposed to do? Any effective effort is blocked by activists.
The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries. Yet any effort to more closely look at who we let into our countries or reducing the amount of people we let in unchecked is being brigaded by a hysterical media and liberals who throw around -isms all day.
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Yes. Blame the judges who refused to let the government take effective action against the people who would make these kind of attacks.
If you want to let terrorists into your country, you can't really complain when the government starts treating everyone like a terrorist.
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We (United States) should dial back our involvement (interference, imperialism) in the Middle East.
Subjugated people fight back. Funny how Middle Eastern terrorists aren't attacking China, Africa, and South America, isn't it? They are attacking the countries that subjugated them, and continue to be a lightening rod in that area of the world.
It's a cycle, and assholes on both sides keep feeding it - the bombings (jihad and airstrikes), fake news, lying politicians, dehumanization, religious extremist, etc.
Un
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Apparently you haven't heard. The definition of terrorism specifically excludes anyone with white skin. If they aren't muslim it's just "crime" or a "tragedy" only foreigners are "terrorists"
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You claim the Orlando nightclub shooting is an "angry Republican type" and get modded up? That was perpetrated - not surprisingly to anybody paying attention - by a Muslim, like almost all terrorist attacks are. We just had another smaller incident that the looneys are trying to pin on right wingers - turns out it was a Jill Stein supporter.
Sorry, narrative fail.
Not really taking this seriously are they (Score:2)
or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"
eg smart phones.
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or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"
Not at all. Smartphones are good at catching fire, but not so good at exploding with force to e.g. knock a hole in the air frame. Even if the insides were replaced with explosives. That's kind of the point here. They are only banning items with large batteries in them as there's more potential for larger explosive devices to be planted in them.
Samsung Note 7s a good option for terrorists (Score:2)
Speaking of which, why don't the terrorists simply stock up on the Samsung Note 7s?
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If I'm a suicide bomber, why shouldn't I simply swallow it?
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Or surgically implant it. Last time I flew out of the US, they only used the backscatter body scanner, not a metal detector. It would have been easy to walk through with an implanted bomb.
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Oh god, don't give them ideas, before mandatory exploratory surgery becomes the next requirement!
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If you put the cargo in blast resistant containers, packed with other luggage, you'd need a much bigger explosive to do serious damage.
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You'll never get that elephant on the plane.
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If you managed to swallow it, then it's small enough to be irrelevant. You could just take a gun to your head in the privacy of your own house. It would be far less painful than dying of a ruptured gut.
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I could think of a few substances where maybe a kilogram would already be sufficient to at the very least cause the people in your vicinity to suffer serious injury along with you. Swallow a few ball bearings, too. Or hey, how about going nuclear? It's not like you're too keen on surviving anyway, so dying in about 5 hours from radiation poisoning shouldn't be a problem.
I'm fairly sure that a skilled physician could time your PU-intake in such a way that you are subcritical before boarding but go supercriti
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Wait.... I think I saw that TV show... from 2014 as I recall.
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Because bodies are pretty good shrapnel shields. A suicide bomber going off inside a packed crowd will not really kill more than the maybe 5 or 10 closest nearby. The blast might injure a few more, but who cares about almost-deads, only complete success counts.
And when it comes to that you can't really beat blowing up a plane that takes down 300+ people in one go.
Flying to the US keeps getting funner (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, what the hell are you guys doing to your country?
Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner (Score:4, Insightful)
The more interesting question is, who the hell would want to go to that country anymore?
Right. Fewer and fewer people [slashdot.org]. But it is because of Trump. Not because flying there has become a ridiculous jump-the-hoops game that no self respecting person would ever subject himself to if he has any choice.
Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.
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Just remember: we only have one road, but it goes both ways: east to west and west to east!
I say that because my nephew visited last year and he was forced to take his vacation in Gaspé.
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No, watching people flying to the US is getting funnier. Flying to the US is getting more burdensome.
Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner (Score:5, Insightful)
My concern isn't with what the US decides to do to people flying in and out of their country. There's no way I'd subject myself to that anyway.
My concern is that these horrible policies tend to be adopted by everyone else shortly afterwards. It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids. (though at least I can keep my shoes on...)
Security theatre started in the US, and spread quickly to pretty much everywhere else. I just don't want to find that my own country is next with these stupid rules.
Credible threat. (Score:3)
It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids.
There *IS* a credible threat related to liquids...
...a threat to the profits of the businesses selling liquids at a steep price on the other side of the security checks.
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Not just us. A few weeks back when the initial ban went into effect, the UK enacted nearly the same ban on laptops flying into the country (though only from 6 countries, rather than the US' 8) at the same time the US did. This isn't just a US thing, sadly.
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We are. And your tourism sector is already lamenting and crying over the lost dollars.
So I guess SOME are missing us. Or at least our money.
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Speak for yourself, bub.
Worse Than Security Theater! (Score:3)
I guess the TSA is just too incompetent though as every other place people have tried lining labors with explosives it has failed. Yes, I know the UK started this stupidity!
Oh well, I guess we'll just have to live with multiple ticking time bombs on every plane. I wonder when the first plane will crash from this idiotic policy?
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People use the word "idiot", "idiotic" and "idiocy" at a 8532% higher rate than 25 years ago. Pre-cursor signs of the era of idiocracy and yet nobody is trying to change the future.
Steve Austin, 2142, Logging off.
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Minor correction: cargo holds are pressurized at cabin pressure. The whole plane is a giant cylinder. Having two diffent pressure zones or even just an oddly shaped cabin is more dangerous than just pressurizing the whole thing.
Remember: animals travel in the cargo hold all the time.
-Chris
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Maybe it's a good thing. It will force computer manufacturers to start making laptops with removable batteries again. After that, maybe they'll just say "fuck it" and give us back RAM slots too.
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/... [kym-cdn.com]
Rental electronics (Score:2)
When they banned bringing water through security, the sales of water bottles inside the security area. This will create a huge demand for rental businesses. You can already rent portable DVD players that you return at your destination airport. This could be expanded easily to laptops and iPads.
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This will create a huge demand for rental businesses....rent [and] return at the destination airport....This could be expanded easily to laptops...
I'm not sure how that helps people who want a laptop to use after they leave the airport. Like most, I take my laptop on business trips, because I'm going to use it to work at my destination.
I actually almost never use my laptop on board the plane. And I don't trust leaving it in checked baggage.
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What happened to the sales of water bottles inside the security area? Don't leave us hanging, man!
Define "easily". Unless people start bringing all their accounts, programs and media/files/etc with them on a USB drive,
Real Test: Other Countries (Score:5, Informative)
It seems that the current breed of terrorists might be playing the same game. Talking about a laptop device to bring down a plane when they think it is likely to be picked up simply to cause widespread disruption while sticking to bombing open venues, driving lorries through crowds or whatever similarly evil but security avoiding schemes their warped minds can come up with.
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Australia will. They blindly follow Americans to the point where they are already basically the 50th state of the USA.
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While 9/11 was a well-coordinated and spectacular attack... I'm just a normal non-fanatic, non-obsessed guy who can come up with a dozen better ways off to terrorize a population just off the top of my head, none of which involve me dying while implementing them, though I suppose after the first or second go they'd carry a small risk of capture and incarceration.
When you think about it from that perspective, it's extraordinarily pathetic just how little they've achieved. Despite all the cloak-and-dagger, t
The terris have won (Score:2)
While we're at it, let's ban all carry-on luggage, handbags, phones, etc.
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I have a much easier solution (Score:2)
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Idiocracy (Score:2)
I Call Bullshit (Score:2)
So, this is either an ill-thought-through remark that has either been mis-represented by the press [or will be withdrawn by the spokesperson]; or in the alternate, it is a legitimate statement of intent for which the underlying desire is to squeeze competing airlines out of the routes that fly to and/or from the Unit
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It doesn't prove anything. You could easily replace parts of an old laptop with explosives (ex: remove the optical drive, replace the 2.5" HDD with a small compact flash card with IDE adapter, use a smaller battery, etc). It will still work anyway.
Hell, you could put liquid explosive into shampoo bottles, paste explosiv
US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights... (Score:2)
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Superb! I hadn't even thought of Trump trumping the bureaucrats!
You voted for him (Score:2)
https://i0.wp.com/thisishistor... [wp.com]
No more flights to the US then (Score:3)
The ban apparently also includes cameras, and I will not (ever) put my camera in my (for all intents and purposes unlocked) hold luggage.
No matter visiting national parks or interesting cities, and no more doing business in that country.
Well, I suppose I could fly into Canada and cross the border by car. Or are laptops also forbidden on those borders?
This isn't about the laptops (Score:2)
Catch fire in the baggage compartment? (Score:2)
Isn't it more dangerous to check a laptop and put it in the baggage compartment?
I thought the most likely hazard of a laptop on a plane is the battery catching fire due to a defective design.
People have had their laptops catch fire in the passenger compartment. That seems safer, because they can see it on fire and put the fire out.
If the laptop catches fire in the baggage compartment, isn't it more likely to burn without anybody noticing it and lead to a bigger fire?
Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? (Score:5, Insightful)
Some airline pilots and safety advocates have questioned putting more electronics into checked luggage. In rare circumstances, lithium-ion batteries spark fires, which could go undetected in the cargo hold.
After reports the U.S. would expand the laptop ban to Europe, the British Airline Pilots’ Association said May 15 that the risk would be greater with electronics in cargo than in the cabin.
“Given the risk of fire from these devices when they are damaged or they short-circuit, an incident in the cabin would be spotted earlier and this would enable the crew to react quickly before any fire becomes uncontainable,” said Steve Landells, a flight-safety specialist for British pilots. “If these devices are kept in the hold, the risk is that if a fire occurs the results can be catastrophic.”
Kelly told reporters Friday that the Federal Aviation Administration tracks safety issues while he oversees security, but he’s been told that batteries in electronics should be safe in checked luggage so long as they are turned off and not rattling around loose.
So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.
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Bureaucracies are Inept at Solving... (Score:2)
...problems like these.
Why not just go "whole hog" and ban international flights??? That's the absolute way to prevent any bombing of airline flights!
Ban laptops (which removes another several hours of productivity for some folk), and attackers will use luggage. Ban luggage and they will use pants made of fibers with the requisite explosive materials that can be reformed in the lavatory on-board. Ban pants and they will insert them in their own body cavities, or have them surgically implanted.
At root, bu
Fly in via Canada... (Score:2)
I guess my one overseas international trip a year is going to require me to return via Toronto or Montreal... West coast-ers can use Vancouver. Even though it's just a chromebook I use the flying time to organize all the pictures I took while on vacation. Not cool TSA, not cool...
Tyarnny of the minority? (Score:2)
For those not in the know (Score:3)
Re: For those not in the know (Score:2)
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If you can make a charge that can get past security and is only the size of a laptop battery, there are an almost infinite number of things you could hide it in. And laptops would probably be the LAST thing to bother with because they are oddly-shaped, have to work, are often separate in scanning, etc.
At that point, you could just put it in a small statue and carry it in your overhead luggage.
Again, security through "imaginary" scenarios.
If someone can get an bomb through security onto a plane disguised as
future pre-takeoff announcements (Score:2)
The way government run airline security is going, this is what the future holds:
Pre-takeoff announcement, around 2030: "Please remain in your seats and place your hands and feet into the shackles. We will take off after the cabin crew has secured all passengers. Please use the blowtube in front of your face if you need to use the facilities. Please note that there is a $150 fee for each bathroom trip and you will be accompanied at all times. Cabin crew of an incompatible gender and sexual orientation is ava
It is time to build a railway to the USA (Score:2)
No security checks, beautiful nature, arriving into a city center, no baggage limit, free WiFi, etc.
Foreign or domestic (Score:5, Interesting)
the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people
So what is it about already being in the US, that would make it impossible for a baddie to put a bomb in a laptop and board an internal flight ... on a US carrier ... full of US people?
Once the individual has gained entry to the country (or done so by being born there), is there any special difficulty with sourcing the materials needed. Or is it just that internal flights from every little two-bit airport has so much better security than ANY of the major hubs in any country you care to mention?
How do they justify this? (Score:5, Informative)
Here are some reference pages on various types of death in the US:
So, your chance of dying of various things in the US is:
The TSA failure to find weapons and explosives rate is 95%. IE, they only find 1 out of 20: https://www.theguardian.com/co... [theguardian.com]
It looks like you could show a decrease in deaths by shutting down the TSA and spending the money on all kinds of other things. For example, you would probably save thousands of people every year, if you took the TSA's budget and used that money to give a daily carrot to everybody in America.
Of course, the future of the KID (Karrot Issuance Daily) agency is not all shiny orange. The yearly number of carroticides might even exceed the number of US people killed by terrorists. But, even factoring in the increase of death by carrot, there still would be tremendous net positive benefit.
Another odd aspect of these proposed changes (Score:5, Informative)
Lest we forget, it bears remembering that the hijacked flights that took down the Twin Towers were domestic ones... why would a terrorist only take his explosives on to an international flight? If they enact this ban, it would have to be on every flight, domestic or international.
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Nah, how could you then justify buying more nudie scanners?
Say what you want about our government, but it doesn't back stab its owners. Once bought, it stays bought.
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I am rarely on an airplane with someone I would rather see naked.
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Any type of clothing you wear.
I'm ok with that as long as you discriminate about gender, and restrict this to ages 18-36 and BMI below 26.