Apology After Japanese Train Departs 20 Seconds Early (bbc.com) 215
Several readers share a BBC report: A rail company in Japan has apologised after one of its trains departed 20 seconds early. Management on the Tsukuba Express line between Tokyo and the city of Tsukuba say they "sincerely apologise for the inconvenience" caused. In a statement, the company said the train had been scheduled to leave at 9:44:40 local time but left at 9:44:20. Many social media users reacted to the company's apology with surprise. "Tokyo train company's apology for 20-second-early departure is one of the best things about Japan," a user wrote. The mistake happened because staff had not checked the timetable, the company statement said.
Japanese train departs 20 seconds early (Score:5, Funny)
Is it a coincidence it happened only three days after Pocky Day? I think not!
Good and bad (Score:2, Informative)
Tokyo train company's apology for 20-second-early departure is one of the best things about Japan
And reinforces one of the worst things about Japan.
This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.
Re:Good and bad (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good and bad (Score:5, Informative)
The conductor will now commit hara-kiri after apologizing for shaming his family.
That would be seppuku, not harakiri. The two are closely related, but harakiri is just suicide by disembowelment, while seppuku is the ritualized form done to spare others shame.
Re: Good and bad (Score:5, Informative)
I see that a lot on the Internet, but I don't think that's actually true.
The two mean the same thing, seppuku is just based on the chinese reading.
Same as ninja and shinobi and all that jazz.
Re: Good and bad (Score:5, Interesting)
Not quite. There are two good reasons why trains need to run on time in Japan.
1 - They are so many of them that small delays can snowball into major delays across the network.
2 - Trains leaving early is bad because you make people who are on time miss their train, and then make them late.
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I seriously doubt that. Citation?
Re:Good and bad (Score:5, Informative)
This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.
There is more to it than that. In Japanese culture, suicide is often perceived as honorable. So that makes it a more acceptable way to deal with problems.
The suicide rate in Hungary, Poland, and Russia is higher than in Japan. Even in America, the suicide rate is nearly twice the homicide rate.
List of countries by suicide rate [wikipedia.org]
Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? (Score:2)
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Well, if you lived on a Caribbean beach, would you want to commit suicide?
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Wow, it says in Antigua and Barbuda the suicide rate is zero.
Since the last hurricane, the population in Barbuda has fallen to zero:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/... [zerohedge.com]
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So, did the engineer go home and commit Sudoku?
Re:Good and bad (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, he wasn't allowed back to work until he completed this [kristanix.com].
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More Americans try to kill themselves, its just after a couple of hours lying on the track waiting for the train to show up they give up.
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This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.
It's also entirely incorrect unless you're a time traveller from 2013 (in which case welcome but you may not like the world as it is).
The suicide rate in Japan is not only lower than the combined rate of suicide and homicide in the USA, it's actually not very different from the USA rate by itself.
Additionally fastidiousness contributes more to the USA suicide rate than Japanese's. The Japanese are a hard working culture which emphasise face and respect. Committing suicide due to stress and overwork is quite
Obligatory (Score:2)
So how many posts until someone makes a harakiri joke?
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Seppuku
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Two.
https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11367009&cid=55564745 [slashdot.org]
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
...the company announced that the train engineer will commit seppuku.
[Just kidding ;-P]
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...the company announced that the train engineer will commit seppuku.
Stop being culturally insensitive! They commit Sudoku. ;)
Re:In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
*commit sudoku
That's a rather puzzling self-punishment...
Appology Accepted (Score:5, Interesting)
Meanwhile other suppliers were apologetically late for no good reason.
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Meanwhile other suppliers were apologetically late for no good reason.
*unapologetically* late. stupid auto-correct...
Re:Appology Accepted (Score:5, Funny)
Hello,
I represent a Canadian supplier which has no contract with you at the moment.
We apologize for not being one of your suppliers.
Re:Appology Accepted (Score:5, Funny)
Canadian Apology Explained (Score:5, Interesting)
The Canadian apology is part de-escalation, half social signalling (and part programmed reflex). When I apologies for someone else bumping into me I'm avoiding a fight and I'm showing confidence that I'm big enough not to be offended. Call me an idiot, I'm not going to take the bait and get a penalty. I will let you go first through the door to show I'm organized, and not in a rush. (yes, I'm guilty, I've been in a few Canadian standoffs) .
In work, if something goes wrong, I'll take the blame and then work on the solution. This is doubly effective in some cultures as I'm remembered as the one who took charge and solved the problem and also saved someone else embarrassment.
One last note. I did find the people of the American south the most friendly, open and genuine people I've ever met. They will always start a conversation and will tell you anything you want to know.
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No doubt, that is what Trump is referring to when he talks about other countries' unfair business practices. How can any US company be expected to compete with that kind of service?
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...Captain Needa.
Watch the timer, step on the train (Score:5, Interesting)
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"Go to Berlin" she said, "that's a really great train service, cheap fast and clean".
Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.
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I raved about how great the London Underground is to my wife's cousin when I was there, and she laughed at me.
"Go to Berlin" she said, "that's a really great train service, cheap fast and clean".
Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.
Ah just like in America where people praise the New York subway system for it's cleanliness and lack of tardiness my dear sir.
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Ah just like in America where people praise the New York subway system for it's cleanliness and lack of tardiness my dear sir.
The only problem we had travelling by train in the UK was on the privately run South-East service, which was an absolute shit-show.
Pro-tip: Do not try to travel anywhere from Bank station at 5 o'clock during the week.
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I've been to all three countries...
Japanese precision > Deutsche Gründlichkeit > British punctuality.
By the way, if you plan to visit/stay in multiple cities and are visiting as a tourist, I can recommend you to buy a Japanese Railpass for the weeks you want to travel. Do that BEFORE you go to Japan, as they are (usually) not sold within the country. The Railpass is valid for all normal JR rail lines, some JR ferries and many JR shinkansen (except for the fastest variants), either as a regional p
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Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.
What wowed me about the first time I used Tokyo network was despite all signs being in Japanese and all staff speaking Japanese, and me not understanding any of it, it was easier to move around the city than my own local system. Hong Kong and Singapore are also world class.
Out of all the major global cities I've been to, the US is still stuck in the 1970's by comparison.
Re:Watch the timer, step on the train (Score:4, Interesting)
I watched a documentary about the drivers. They calculate there speed to make up for a single second of delay.
Re:Watch the timer, step on the train (Score:5, Funny)
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I have to say that the food on Japanese airlines is substantially better than the British ones, but that could just be because British food is awful and for some reason British Airways insist on inflicting it on you.
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I thought the digs at English cuisine were just jokes... until I went there last summer.
Dear lord. Everything is boiled, bland, and mushy (unless it's supposed to be mushy, in which case it's lumpy and/or chewy)
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That's why we mostly eat Indian food.
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Whooosh! That comment just flew over the international date line....
It would be a better joke if the direction were chosen correctly. Going from the US to Japan means losing a day. It is going the other way that it is possible to land on the day prior to when you took off. Going West it is (in principle) possible to land earlier in the day than you took off but it would be earlier in the next day because you crossed the date line.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org] joke, probably
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Not even German trains are as punctual as Japanese trains.
German trains stopped being punctual AT LEAST 25 years ago. I remember the stories about my punctuality when I was a boy. Then I met my german wife, and both had great laughs at that notion as we traveled through her country.
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Yes, they have lines for everyone to wait and be ready... and as soon as the doors open it's a free-for-all. I use my larger American frame to knock people out of the way in Japan when they decide to cut in at the la
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In four years of riding the Ginza line, Tokyo's oldest subway, to work every morning I encountered a mechanical breakdown exactly once. There was a ten-minute delay in starting from the Shibuya terminal.
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Re:Watch the timer, step on the train (Score:4, Funny)
Washington, DC sees your MTA and challenges you with Metro!
When was the last time an MTA car caught on fire?
Canadians in Japan? (Score:2)
That's one explanation for this behavior . . . .
An apology WELL DUE! (Score:2)
Meanwhile in New Zealand (Score:5, Informative)
No trains were running in the capital yesterday due to industrial action. The French and Korean companies that run them have been trying to claw back conditions from employment agreements they agreed to when they won the operating contract, so the workers went on strike after 6 months of failed negotiations.
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No trains were running in the capital yesterday due to industrial action.
Didn't NZ kill off all their trains other than Auckland-Wellington and Greymouth-Christchurch years ago?
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Commuter trains. It's how 30,000 people get in an out of Wellington city every day, nearly 10% of the regions population.
Those 30,000 people either worked from home yesterday or added to the traffic that has to crawl down 3 lanes of motorway.
Thanks a lot Transdev.
Totally different model of behavior (Score:5, Insightful)
During normal operations, I did notice Japanese trains run to the second when I was there a while back. There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US.
I don't know if a society so focused on punctuality is a good thing though...not being allowed to be late (or early) means that there's no room for error in other parts of one's life either. I imagine it's very difficult to come back from a personal failure in Japanese culture. In the US, it's certainly not impossible...I know tons of people who just weren't ready to grow up when they turned 18, and they either drifted or joined the military and grew up, then got their lives on track. That must be way harder in Japan if you can't even leave 20 seconds early without triggering an apology.
Re:Totally different model of behavior (Score:4, Interesting)
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Is that a tacit argument for bringing back il duce?
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Here in the US, if I'm at the bus stop at 15:13, it probably left at 15:10 or 15:11. If I get there early, the bus won't get there until 15:20 or 15:25. Where's Mussolini when you need him?
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In Italy, the trains are on time most of the time. That 15:13 train might be 15:14 or so.
Or they might just totally screw up, change the wrong sign on the platform, and a dozen people find themselves on an express train traveling the opposite direction from where they need to go. It happened to me, so you have a lot more faith in Italian trains than I do.
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Not giving people second chance, making their lives stressful to the point of driving them to suicide and other self destructive behavior is bad for the individuals. Society, like evolution, does not give a damn. There are enough people who do not need the second chance, it is worth the trade for the society.
Re:Totally different model of behavior (Score:5, Interesting)
During normal operations, I did notice Japanese trains run to the second when I was there a while back. There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US.
In Hong Kong there is no timetable. The trains run so frequently and reliably that you just turn up at a station a train is either there or will be in 2 minutes. That is how public transport should be done.
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In Hong Kong there is no timetable.
The entire country also has no train line longer than 40km, and the majority of the lines are a fraction of that length. The train network in HongKong is less complicated than the metro system of many cities, which also have no timetables.
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If it leaves 20 seconds early, that means that I may have to wait on the platform for an hour (or whatever) til the next train, because I was going to be there on time. It's way worse than leaving 20 seconds late (which can be made up in transit).
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The Shinkansen typically runs every 15-20 minutes or so. On the busiest lines (Tokyo-Osaka) at peak times there's a new train every five minutes. You just show up, get a ticket atthe vending machine and step on to the next train.
Flying may be cheaper, but the trains are just so much faster and more convenient. I love them.
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Okay, so 15-20 minutes late. And then that can make you miss another connection or something. My point is that 20 seconds early can be the difference in like 30 minutes in someone's life.
I wish my wife... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wish my wife... (Score:4, Funny)
What did she do with the other eighteen seconds?
Why thank you dear Timothy (Score:2)
The professionalism here on slashdot is outstanding! On this date 11/16/2017 I shall always remember where and when I first heard this vital life changing news of a train departing 20 seconds early in my memories.
It's expected (Score:3)
As many people note, you can set your watch to arrivals/departures of trains in Japan - but I'm amazed at how much the Japanese take it for granted.
They don't see it as anything special, this is a service, like always getting a dial tone when you pick up a phone in North America.
I'm wondering how this could be translated to Canadian culture - I don't think the Toronto subway system (http://www.ttc.ca/) could ever get their collective heads wrapped around the idea that they MUST be on time, ALWAYS & FOREVER.
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>I don't think the Toronto subway system (http://www.ttc.ca/) could ever get their collective heads wrapped around the idea that they MUST be on time
It's also pretty popular in the GTA to jump in front of trains. Something like a dozen people a year jump in front of a TTC subway, and another dozen decide to use the GO train instead. That's an average of twice a month a rail line is stopped because of a suicide attempt.
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Know what i love about the GO train.. their "service guarantee" with so many exemptions it is difficult to collect.
Often they simply cancel the entire train and then dont issue refunds because cancelled trains cant be late???
A week or so ago someone jumped in front of the GO train near guildwood. I left the train at my home statoins because they were communicating outright incorrect information on the train and figured it would be hours before it started moving again.
I asked for a refund since i never took
Amagasaki rail crash (Score:5, Interesting)
Amagasaki rail crash [wikipedia.org]
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Casey Jones was making up for 2 and a half hours of delay. On a steam locomotive. After a 12 hour shift.
He did not make up for it. But at least he ended up on ballads for 100 years.
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http://lyricsplayground.com/al... [lyricsplayground.com]
Privately-owned competing railroads (Score:2, Insightful)
Privately-owned, competing railroads provide good service. Wow. Who knew...
Meanwhile, government monopoly NJ Transit would not only can leave 1-2 minutes early sometimes (when they aren't 20 minutes late), they would kick a passenger off the train for pointing it out...
Re:Privately-owned competing railroads (Score:5, Informative)
Sorry to blow away your whole point, but this railway is owned by a "company" which is actually owned by a number of Japanese governments.
Metropolitan Intercity Railway Company ownership (all government bodies): Ibaraki Prefecture, Tokyo, Chiba Prefecture, Adachi Ward (Tokyo), City of Tsukuba, Saitama Prefecture
No competition involved either on this route.
Seems to be well-managed, in spite of this. But your whole premise is blown away, you don't know what you are talking about.
May favorite aspect of this story (Score:4, Insightful)
...is that the rail company apologized even though nobody actually complained about it - now that's honesty!
What motivated the apology ? (Score:2)
I would not be surprised if the apology was a stunt by the railway PR department: a way of saying ''look how punctual we normally are''.
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You would only say that if you have never been to Japan.
All trains run on time. From all the different operators. Tokyo itself has an absolute myriad of train operators and the standard level of service is that all trains are on time, always.
In most of the US... (Score:3)
Damn you Japan! (Score:2)
Trying to overtake us Canadians as the nice folks on this planet!
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You're language, both profane and lack of a concurrent French translation, offend me. Please apologize, eh?
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Eek, I apologize to all for the use of "you're" when I clearly intended "your".
Re:Here in Denver (Score:5, Funny)
I'm surprised. I mean, how do you make out what the operator is saying over the static and the noise?
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Yeah pretty much. Trains here seem to leave whenever the fuck they want to , and if you complain you'll just get a big ol "So what?".
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That's not a train leaving 2 minutes early; it's a train scheduled 20 minutes ago leaving 18 minutes late.
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Or you have a train at all. Here in Austin, there is a rail system... with one route that stops by a downtown hotel, and no other relevant spots in the area. You have buses that run... sort of. Cycling? If you can use the Greenbelt paths, you are A-OK, but if not, better get a cycle cam for front and back, as hit and runs are extremely common. So, you pretty much take your car places. The local council is divided into districts, and none of the districts have any interest in doing anything for the bet
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Amtrak train - scheduled to leave around 10, give or take an hour.
That's exemplary service for Amtrak. The last Amtrak experience I had was when the train I was dropping someone off for was four hours late.
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Ever take the Connecticut/New York trains?
They are dual power, and antiques on wheels.. Complete with original bathrooms :(
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Are you kidding? Those people don't ride trains! They ride Greyhound!
Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! (Score:5, Insightful)
Look at it this way : the Japanese apologize for trivialities but they NEVER apologize for the real crimes. Such as war crimes and other such niceties. Trump compared to the Japanese is a baby.
Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! (Score:5, Informative)
The Japanese apologize for 'trivialitities' because they are often insults - leaving early is an insult to those who missed the train. Insults are not trivial things in Japan. The Japanese never apologize for the 'real crimes' because they don't believe they have insulted anyone. Commiting war crimes during WWII was not an insult to the American soldiers, those were honorary executions of the enemy.
Not right or wrong, just a different point of view.
Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! (Score:4, Insightful)
I am sure the "Comfort Girls" would disagree.
Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! (Score:5, Informative)
The Japanese never apologize for the 'real crimes' because they don't believe they have insulted anyone. Commiting war crimes during WWII was not an insult to the American soldiers, those were honorary executions of the enemy.
(1) To deunk with reality : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
(2)One of the well-travelled young (still in 30s) Japanese I used to work under had this assessment:
Not only had they apologized to so many people, everytime the Chinese and Koreans asked for one more apology it is ususally another ruse for Asking compensation yet again
(3) Disclaimer : I'm an ethnic Chinese and the following said will, in no way, lessen the Japanese atrocities during the war:
Quite a significant portion of the very organized, politically-backed South Korean Comfort woman (that is still living is strangely large number) protesting in 2017................are also actually not comfort woman from more than 72 years ago, but rather prostitutes (admitedly, "forced" by every tough situations and war and post shoartages. Post-war ones are total frauds) that was allowed to tag on to the grievance seeking team because
(a) The vastly missing or non-existant records after multiple changes of adminstration within 10 years
(b) compounded with Korean war around 1951 that turned SK into a rubble (figuratively)
(c) Anyone whose records are stored north of 38th parallel north being totally inaccessible,
As a result people just had to take everyone's word for it. when a woman claimed that she was a comfort woman and she's with the team. And despite of previous compensation to the SK administration decades ago ( when it was still military-ruled - seems like money went straight to the army and the victims didn't get them), South Korean comfort woman, who have a significant voice internationally as a humanitarian issue, did a great job in reinforce in people's minds the factually incorrect "Japan never apologizes, Japan never compensate" "common knowledge".
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Trump compared to the Japanese is a baby.
A man-baby to be more precise...
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1. Shielding a Nazi Officer Wanted for War Crimes
2. The Internment of Japanese Citizens During World War II
3. The Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii
4. The Tuskegee Experiment
5. An Apology for Slavery and the Jim Crow laws
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/five-times-united-states-officially-apologized-180959254/ [smithsonianmag.com]
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