HP Enterprise CEO Meg Whitman To Step Down (reuters.com) 101
Hewlett Packard Enterprise's Meg Whitman is stepping down as chief executive officer. Reuters reports: Whitman engineered the biggest breakup in corporate history during her 6 year tenure at the helm, creating HPE and PC-and-printer business HP Inc from parent Hewlett Packard Co in 2015. Whitman will be succeeded by the company's president, Antonio Neri, who takes over from Feb. 1. "Now is the right time for Antonio and a new generation of leaders to take the reins of HPE," Whitman said in a statement. Whitman, who will continue as a board member, had been steering the company towards areas such as networking, storage and technology services.
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I think it's copy-pasted from some of AmiMoJo's rambling.
Re:Let's be honest here... (Score:4)
Dr. Lisa Su is doing quite well.
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When Fiorina took over HP in the late 90's, the stock price was in the range of $160/share.
It split once which would bring it to $80/share.
Pre split, it was under $20/share.
Some looking out for the shareholder after four CEOs.
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When Fiorina took over HP in the late 90's, the stock price was in the range of $160/share.
It split once which would bring it to $80/share.
(should have been "pre company split" $20/share.)
Some looking out for the shareholder after four CEOs.
Ugh.. why can't we edit our posts, /. ?
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I'm not going to get in line with the idiots bashing women CEOs, but a large part of that valuation (maybe ALL of it, the rest of the business has been given a NEGATIVE valuation at points in the recent past!) is because of Yahoo's stake in Alibaba... which they bought into in 2005. That's neither a point for, nor against Mayer.
I honestly don't think anyone could have turned Yahoo around--male, female, or otherwise.
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Because Yahoo owned some AliBaba stock from before her time. If she'd found an unclaimed lottery ticket under her desk it'd reflect about as much on her ability.
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Extracted maximum shareholder value (Score:2, Insightful)
from a dying entity.
Congrats!
Re: About time (Score:1)
you need be numb, not psychotic (Score:1)
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It's a misinterpretation of something which I can't be arsed to look up, but if it was true corporations wouldn't support charities & sponsor cultural events, which they clearly do.
Re: you need be numb, not psychotic (Score:1)
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What's incompetent about any of them? Kalanick runs a company that sells a product that people want and keeps hitting both the news and thus bumps in the stock market. Shkreli got rid of his competition and got people to pay 1000s of dollars for medicine you can find for $10 in a pet store. Weinstein's company kept running for decades even though he's a big asshole and the Donald is the fucking president. I wouldn't call that a failure.
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A majority of American citizens would.
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The rest of the world isn't too chuffed either.
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Women just can't cut it as CEOs. Just look at Carly Fiorina, Marissa Mayer, or Elizabeth Holmes. Women just usually aren't fit to be in a leadership position like that. They get hired because of their looks, then promoted because they can't actually do the job and firing them would bring a discrimination lawsuit. That's how women work their way up the ladder.
Are you seriously claiming those 3 were hired for their looks? Have you looked at them?
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It's all you see everywhere these days. Fire a whole bunch of staff to cut costs, and the share price goes up. Temporarily anyway. Long term business plan? Pffft. Seems to be the M.O. of a lot of North American businesses these days. Is this what they're teaching in the Harvard MBA program now?
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Re:Time to cash out (Score:4, Interesting)
Know the situation well. Meg accomplished absolutely NOTHING during her tenure at HP. I got a kick out of her splitting off printers and PCs. Walter Hewlett proposed that before Fiorina ousted him from the Board of Directors. Meg does it and it's "visionary".
Let's face it. She ran a soap company, a toy company and occupied space at eBay.
HPE and HPinc are both circling the drain because the past four (count 'em, FOUR) CEOs were bean counters and had no ability to lead an effort to develop new products. They saw an easy way out by attempting to acquire companies and their products but absolutely NONE of the acquisitions have produced anything meaningful.
I'm hoping the new CEO of HPE will provide some direction as he is a technical person. However, most of what was HP management was displaced by Compaq "yes men" and cronies. Most competent technical people have left the companies or were laid off for "cost savings".
You can't "save costs" in to success. Actual innovation has to happen to provide value to a company.
This revolving door of CEOs at HP (yeah, it's "HPE" now) provided nothing except an excuse to "loot and scoot" by a procession of incompetent CEOs and their friends.
They really should take the founder's names off of the company. It's a disgrace to their legacy.
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And now she's on the board, where she can still, and with greater authority, cause people to be fired and the company to split, without actually having to do any work, while she skims the profit...rather than having to sort-of work for a living.
She's not really stepping down, she's pretty much stepping up.
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Meg's net worth is 3.1 *billion*.
I don't think she needs to work for a living. People at this level want power.
They already have money.
The Patriarchy Wins Again! (Score:1)
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Before I read the summary, I half thought that this might be part of the ongoing sexual harassment scandal...
Breaking Up (Score:1)
So maybe the next generation of leadership will separate networking, storage and technology services from the HPE. Lets call it the Hewlett Packard Periphery, or HPP. That leaves the integrated systems, servers and software. Break the software and servers to HPSO and HPSE incorporated, respectively. Then the integrated systems can buy all their components and services from separate corporations and the management overhead is getting maximized, as was intended. It's brilliant, isn't it?
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HP networking products are all but dead anyway. It's all arriba / arugula / whatever gear now.
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HP Cloud. Pronounce it like a spitting noise.
Where Next? (Score:2)
You better lock up your Unicorns, lock up your Blue Chips, 'cause she's rapin' everything up in here!
#dankmemes
Not surprising (Score:4, Informative)
Their OpenStack and cloud initiatives didn't really bring in a lot of new business.
HP hasn't been terribly innovative. People who were buying Cisco and other brand name servers are still doing it, and Amazon/Google/Microsoft are emerging as the major cloud providers.
The OpenStack philosophy essentially banks on hardware being interoperable and somewhat interchangeable, so competition is guaranteed. It replaces some proprietary software with FOS software. It's great that HP contributed, but there is no licensing revenue and no hardware lock-in. That puts some grit in the gears of corporate profiteering.
Then at the top, the huge enterprises like Google and Amazon have started using custom hardware. Others, like Facebook, are forcing commoditization of core infrastructure with Open Compute. Most of them are combining cheap x86 servers with custom hardware to some extent. Either way, the enterprise IT companies are forced to compete as components rather than drop-in "solutions" with support contracts, which is where the enormous profits have been.
I'm not sure what their strategy was. And regardless of what Whitman planned, HPE hasn't reestablished itself as the behemoth it once was.
Bad news for investors (Score:4, Interesting)
So the long and short of it, the stock price is dropping because she was never brought in to lead, she was brought in to part it out and sell things off! And they have no confidence the new guy can convince anybody to buy the lemons they have left, if she couldn't.
This means, if you didn't get out already, you missed the boat.
HPE will now stabilize and will have to live with a stock price that has less of a speculation bonus.
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Also remember. HPE is basically EDS.
There's only so much you can do with a _steaming_pile_of_shit_.
Not EDS (Score:1)
HPE is not basically EDS; DXC [wikipedia.org] is basically EDS.
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My opinion of Whitman just went up 10000%
What do you do with EDS? Sell that pigfuck for whatever you can get for it!
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What used to be EDS is now DXC.
Good! But... (Score:2)
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Spoken like you know what is happening within HP. (not making fun of you, you are telling it like it is).
Who would be your "dream CEO" for HP? (Score:4)
Who would you like to see become the new head of HP, if you got to choose from any acting corporate executive? Elon Musk? Jeff Bezos? Sergey Brin? Someone else?
Come on, guys, considering how bad HP's picks have been for the past few decades, I think that we can do better!
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Re:Who would be your "dream CEO" for HP? (Score:5, Insightful)
Unfortunately the real geniuses at HP left when they spun off Agilent... Test & Measurement was really the heart and soul of the company, and the real brains behind the operation.
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Even the test and measurement side, now called "Keysight", is starting to suck. They need to develop a new MegaZoom ASIC for oscilloscopes, for example, but instead just keep screwing around with stupid crap like adding a touchscreen.
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Ann Livermore should have gotten the job instead of Carly.
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HPE? The only thing EDS has ever known how to do is market (read 'blowjobs') to government and Fortune 500, while delivering absolute shit, late and over budget. They can't die quick enough.
HP? Low grade desktop and laptop vendor. Decent servers. Nothing special. Makes its money selling ink for gold prices. They can't die quick enough.
The 'good HP' is now Keysight, via Agilent. Conglomerates generally suck at everything.
Re:Who would be your "dream CEO" for HP? (Score:5, Interesting)
Low grade desktop and laptop vendor. Decent servers.
The ProLiant division lives with HPE... They're dead to me now that they started requiring you to have a support contract in order to get firmware updates. Otherwise, it's still solid, well built gear. Next time 'round I'll probably look at Dell or Lenovo.
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Who the fuck thought of that? You have to have a support contract, WITH EDS to get their servers? That should reduce their sales to zero in a second.
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HPE? The only thing EDS has ever known how to do is market (read 'blowjobs') to government and Fortune 500, while delivering absolute shit, late and over budget. They can't die quick enough.
EDS is part of DXC since March, but that division is getting spun off again next March....try to keep up.
HPE is basically DEC/Compaq as far as I can tell...they have server hardware, cloud, and some bits and pieces of software.
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It's like a nightmare game of three card monty.
Keep your eye one EDS...now: Which bid are you going to throw away unopened?
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I'd love to see Scott Forstall in charge of any company, including Apple, except for one concern: his personality.
Well, maybe working "for" Forstall with him as CEO would be better than working "with" him as a co-worker. If Forstall were CEO, then there wouldn't be arguing with him. (People wouldn't argue and say, "No Scott, I won't do what you want me to do.") So maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Elon Musk would be good, if he spent all of his time there, and didn't also spend time running Tesla and SpaceX, and
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Me. Fire all the CxOs and kick out the directors and axe the managers and drop all the failing foreign branches / brands that no one know what they even do.
Put all focus back on calculators, then go from there.
At the very least I figure we can get a decent calculator out of it. It's been decades.
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Tom Perkins.
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Steve Wozniak and John Draper. It's just crazy enough to work.
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Me, if they'll pay me the same as her. In fact, I'd take half.
And by doing absolutely nothing I'd probably do a better job.
Inevitable (Score:2)
worst CEO ever (Score:2)
Wrong trademark (Score:2)
The round and blue "HP" is not the company Meg works for.
Meg works for HPE which has the new and very innovate green rectangle as a trademark.
Indicative of her simpleton intellect.
I'd like to be the person they paid millions to for that wonderful and new moniker.
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Then there's the other HP logo [vox-cdn.com].
It's almost as if they're ashamed of the name and they're trying to hide it.
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