Meet the Guy Who Holds the Guinness World Record For Collecting Spreadsheets (fastcompany.com) 113
harrymcc writes: Ariel Fischman, a financial advisor in Mexico City, has been using spreadsheet software for 30 years. And in recent years he's been collecting it: VisiCalc, 1-2-3, Excel, Quattro, and lesser lights in their once-familiar boxes, in a dizzying array of variants stretching back to the 1970s. Last year, Guinness World Records certified that his collection is without peer. I recently spoke to him about it -- starting with the obvious question -- Why spreadsheets? -- for Fast Company.
I had to collect them! (Score:5, Funny)
Else they'd have spread!
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
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Sadly, he'll have no one to leave this collection to when he passes on... since he's obviously going to die a virgin.
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That, and I am sure that the EULA for most of the software forbids transfer of ownership.... ;)
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All that software, with dozens of different EULAs... it's surprising he can legally even say "good morning" to anyone.
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Re: Wow (Score:2)
Impressive, not even slightly.
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Re: Wow (Score:5, Informative)
The person who wrote this article does not know what a spreadsheet is. What he has collected is about 800 copies of various versions of applications that create spreadsheets.
The person who wrote the article gets it correct once:
Fischman collects spreadsheet software - boxes full of disks, manuals, and other accoutrements that were standard fare in every office until we started downloading most of our apps.
It goes downhill from there:
Why don’t we start with the most obvious question. Why spreadsheets?
Once one sets out to collect spreadsheets, where does one get them?
How many spreadsheets do you have?
Is there such a thing as a valuable spreadsheet?
VisiCalc, the PC spreadsheet that started it all.
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His article would tend to suggest otherwise. The terminology he is using does not make him sound intelligent.
Are you the person the article is about? Do you refer to Microsoft Excel as a spreadsheet, or a program (or software)? It's not a spreadsheet, it is an application to produce spreadsheets. Powerpoint is not a slideshow, and Word is not a document. These are all programs, they are software.
If you understand all of that, and I can't imagine that you wouldn't, then how did the questions that I quot
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That's numberwang!
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Do you know about the 1929 US Kansas-Nebraska overprint stamps? It was an experiment to overprint stamps with the name of the respective state to help combat thieves who would steal stamps in one state and sell them in another.
Or about the various experiments with different adhesive types? You see,
[fifty minutes of dullness about postage stamps omitted to save the brain cells of the readers]
so I don't really know why you'd think stamp collecting is "geeky". I just don't see it at all.
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The US government collects lost causes. You know failed regime change operations, that it is now tied to but can not govern, that eats money and people. No one is a bigger collector than the US, heading into the double digits territory, the forever wars.
Re: Wow (Score:2)
Dunno. I collect spices,herbs and any sort of chilli you can imagine. So my wife moans that kitchen is cluttered...BUT i am a very good cook, so she is fine with that. Depends on what you collect.
And I know a guy who collects antique cars. Sure his missus moans, but she also drives them.
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He's not collecting spreadsheets (Score:5, Informative)
He's collecting spreadsheet software.
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He's collecting spreadsheet software.
Who cares? Ladies, he's single!!
No mention of GEOS for the 64? (Score:3, Interesting)
Bringing a graphical spreadsheet with graphing capability on a 64 was a tour de force. Not mentioned in this article?
Here's a weird little web page about it
http://geowriter.blogspot.com/... [blogspot.com]
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enquiring minds want to know (Score:4, Interesting)
So, which spreadsheet program does this guy use to organize and manage his collection?
Re:enquiring minds want to know (Score:5, Funny)
He uses 3" x 5" cards.
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I hope he uses a database. Just for the irony of being the only one who doesn't try to use a spreadsheet as a database.
Argh! You bring back memories of a former job I had. The upper management at that place all wanted to do everything out of spreadsheets. I offered to write programs for them (these were clearly appable use-cases), but they liked spreadsheets, they had always used spreadsheets, they didn't want to know anything but spreadsheets.
I ended up writing all sorts of crazy complex add-ins for MS Excel that really should have been separate applications, because I couldn't convince the CEO, CIO, COO, or CMO to give
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vi
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In the article it says he prefers Excel for doing work - so I assume he uses that.
Re:Oblg. Hobby (Score:4, Insightful)
Because its tech related. Because a Guinness Book record is interesting in a light-hearted way. Cause the guy could actually speak intelligently about his hobby and tie it to the history of the mundane yet important market of consumer software?
Exactly how much time does it take for one to ignore a slashdot article?
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/sarcasm Silly me, I forgot digital hoarding is "news."
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Clearly he does it to impress the ladies
The sad thing is, some of them probably get excited when he offers to pivot for them.
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The Nerdiest Man In The World! (Score:2)
He doesn't always drink Beer but when he does he drinks Dos Equis!
If suites counted... (Score:2)
You could then add Lotus Jazz. Underwhelming box, underwhelming product.
But a retailer in my home town had the ultimate product box in the window for years, fading into violet obscuring - Modern Jazz.
They got the box for display, but the product never shipped. that's a rare item.
People collect rocks... (Score:2)
People collect rocks, so why not spreadsheets?
You can't do this with modern software. (Score:2)
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How is anyone going to be able to do that with anything released in the past decade or so
Good Old Games seems to do a pretty good job of it. GOG.com
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I worked with someone like this once (Score:3)
Spreadsheets...everywhere. Of all kinds, doing all kinds of evil. There are still some embedded because no one can figure out how they actually work or what the numbers actually mean, only that they need to compare new numbers against old numbers in one capacity or another.
I drink a lot.
I once looked upon spreadsheets with scorn (Score:2)
There are all kinds of uses for a modern spreadsheet program, even for an engineer -- producing tables and figures for reports, formulating budgets.
My main use is for quick data visualization. Run a program in Eclipse that generates tab-separated numeric output, paste the numbers into Excel, select columns of data and view the resulting plot. The flexibility of such software saves having to write a GUI for every program that generates engineering data.
Re: I once looked upon spreadsheets with scorn (Score:1)
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What's wrong with Eclipse? OK, OK, it is not yet compatible with OpenJDK 11, but I was able to scrounge up OpenJDK 10?
I supposed... (Score:2)
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... someone has to do it.
No. Nobody had to do it. Nobody is harmed by him doing it, but nothing important would have been lost had he chosen not to do it. We still could have read about these older programs (by his own admission he doesn't run most of them, and many are likely inoperable due to the media they are on) and been just as well off. He does comment about how much he loves the documentation; likely the most useful thing he could do then would be to scan the documentation (and maybe the boxes as well) and post the sc
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Kudos to him (Score:5, Interesting)
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it all started with the headline not being more accurate; had it been worded correctly (this is a *tech* site, after all) and pointed out it was software and not spreadsheets, the crowd in the nosebleed section would have been more forgiving and less mocking (one can only hope).
How to Avoid Huge Ships (Score:3)
I concur with you entirely, but I think there is a snicker-and-giggle factor here for this guying specializing in collecting spreadsheet programs.
John Trimmer self-published the book How to Avoid Huge Ships and every online reference to this rare book is filled with jokes. How do you avoid huge ships? Simple, don't cross their paths, and so on. Trimmer's book, however, was pitched towards the captains or operators of small vessels such as fishing boats and pleasure craft, who indeed give gray hairs to
Re: Kudos to him (Score:1)
Let's encourage him to help us all in freedom. (Score:2)
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Yes. FTR, I am the one of the two people that "certified" his collection for Guinness. And I know Ariel since we were both kids. When he first told me about this project of his, I just snickered. Until... Well, I started realizing he is really into it, and has nontrivial knowledge (operative, historical, social, even technical) about the evolution of such an important kind of software, instrumental for the universalizaiton of computer use in the office.
Let me tell you, I spent eight hours counting boxes, fi
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That may just be your specific combination of OS, browser, plugins, network architecture and configuration.
I had no ads and no issues viewing the web page.
Now I'm off to see if I can find out the 40+ architectures Multiplan ran on.
Boxed spreadsheet software (Score:5, Insightful)
Ok, the Guinness World Records have become a bit ridiculous, registering records for some very trivial things, but at least this guy is not collecting "spreadsheets", but boxed spreadsheet software. He has over 500 according to the "strict" record parameters, or 800 otherwise.
It's still rather trivial of course, when I was a kid (almost 3 decades ago), I had asked for the Guinness Book of records for christmas and enjoyed reading about the tallest man, the fastest animal etc, but the biggest spreadsheet software collection is nothing like that. I mean, you could have thousands of records under the category "biggest xx software collection", or things like "biggest kellogs cerial box collection" etc. Maybe I should also apply, I have the worlds biggest "software written by myself" software collection...
Image that media or lose the software! (Score:2)
Unless he images that software to durable media like archival DVDs it can be lost as the floppies deteriorate. Lose one of a set and you're screwed.
Back in the proverbial day we used Winimage which is (amazingly) still available. https://www.winimage.com/ [winimage.com]
Of course Linux users have other options like dd.
If you collect old software do yourself a favor and image it immediately so you'll have more than the packaging and a useless floppy in the future.
Let me guess (Score:2)
He made his shopping lists with them for 40 years, like most users.
Too bad (Score:2)