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Automakers Want Cars That Won't Start If You're Drunk (washingtonpost.com) 325

Since 2008, a $65 million program has been designing a sophisticated new "ignition interlock" system that would only allows cars to start if it detects that the driver is sober, the Washington Post reports: What's different -- perhaps even revolutionary -- is that the built-in ignition interlock would make an instantaneous and precise reading of every driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) level when the driver attempts to start the vehicle. Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. The device would take BAC samples in one of two ways. A breath-based system would gather a whiff of a driver's ambient breath. A touch-based system would analyze the touch of a driver's finger, perhaps from a vehicle's starter button or the steering wheel....

Officials behind the public-private effort to develop the technology -- known as the Driver Alcohol Detection System for Safety (DADSS) -- say the device will be ready for commercial fleets next year. Virginia's Department of Motor Vehicles became the first state agency to use it in its fleet last year, and a private company, James River Transportation, is road-testing them in its fleet of Ford Flex crossovers.... . Advocates say that if their work is successful, such a device -- which requires understanding complexities involving the science of biology, spectroscopy, electrical engineering, consumer behavior and even politics -- could save an estimated 10,000 lives a year.

"We intend to release by the end of 2020 a breath-based device for use in fleet applications and as a dealer-installed accessory," says the president of Automotive Coalition for Traffic Safety, which represents 17 automakers.

He tells the Post that the interlock devices now available are zero-tolerance -- "if any amount of alcohol is present, they will lock you out" -- and "are very difficult to use... Even people who use them regularly and are experienced in using them typically fail to provide a sufficient breath sample about 30 percent of the time... The other problem with those mouthpieces [besides some drivers seeing them as uncomfortable or intrusive] is they're plastic and you can only use them about five times... And then, the technology has to be recalibrated roughly every year, dependent upon usage. If you use it more, you have to calibrate it more frequently."

But with the new devices, "you simply sit in driver's seat and breathe normally. That's all that's required. There is no mouthpiece... We want to make a very precise very accurate measurement within a third of a second."
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Automakers Want Cars That Won't Start If You're Drunk

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  • by Jarwulf ( 530523 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @06:38AM (#58397750)
    v2.0 won't start if your credit score is too low, or you post 'fake news' or a hate opinion online.
  • misspelled headline (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 07, 2019 @06:46AM (#58397766)

    not 'automakers'.. but more like 'lobbyists', 'commercial interests', and 'investors', hyping the (currently flawed) technology to 'law enforcement', the 'insurance industry' and 'advocates'.

    automakers themselves wouldn't want this. the more accidents there are, the more parts and cars they sell; and this would be an aftermarket add-on anyway, not something installed at the factory on every vehicle that they could mark up 5000%.

    • Another proof Slashdot became another a click-bait website. It used to be different 20 years ago...
    • Automakers don't want more accidents. Think that through...

      More parts means more complex & inefficient supply chains and inventory costs. And most repairs are paid by insurance; and they don't just roll over on the bill. So low profits, higher volatility, and lots of wasted resources.

      Then there is the loss of resale value that will impact your brand and initial market price. Loss of customer satisfaction, etc.

      I don't think anyone but lawyers want more accidents.

      • Sure, but around here distracted driving is much more of a concern and dwarfs the alcohol-related accidents.

        So. That means that the car will have to shut down if it detects any sort of wifi device/LTE modem in the car.

      • Lower resale value? The ideal behind car manufactures (and video game manufacturers) is zero resale dollars. Difference in video game manufacturers are taking active steps to drive it to zero, and car manufacturers aren't... yet.

        And of course car companies make bank on replacement parts. That's a significant percentage of their income... I think in the 20% range, but I don't recall. It was double digits.

        And, you left out the followon effects. Dealers love repairs, because they charge to get it fixed.

  • by rally2xs ( 1093023 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @06:51AM (#58397780)

    Guy comes out of the bar because it closes at 2 AM, gets in his car, it won't start 'cuz he's lit up big-time, he can't run the heater, it's International Falls, Mn with a current temp of -35 degrees, there's no one around and he passes out and dies of hypothermia.

    Naw, never happen, eh?

    Why don't the car makers just make us those self driving cars where we can tell it to go home and then crawl in the back seat and sleep all the way into the garage, eh? Probably because they don't have a clue how to do that safely any more than they will have a clue how to do this and not kill anyone either.

    • by vux984 ( 928602 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @07:38AM (#58397858)

      Of course it will happen. But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

      And that's making a lot of assumptions -- a few years out from now even if the engine won't start, he's probably got an electric, so the heater will work just fine even if the car refuses to move. He'll also probably have phone with which he can call people for help. Even old cars will run the accesories without the engine running (although many old cars don't have electric heat as they just use engine heat). But seriously... I lived in manitoba. If your driving around at 2am in -35 below in the spaces without a lot of people without some emergency thermal gear in the car, blankets, candles, emergency lights/flares, maybe a even a little camp stove/heater ... then you are asking for trouble.

      Now If you are wandering around 'lit up big time' by yourself, at 2am, in that environment, *knowing* you own a car that doesn't start if you are drunk, and you don't have a backup plan and/or are too drunk to execute it... well... that's a darwin award candidate.

      I mean seriously... what happens in your world when at 2am, at -35 in winter he goes to start the car and then it dies half way home because he ran out of gas, because he was too lit to notice the fuel need was on empty, and nothing was open at 2am anyway...

      • <i> But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?</i>

        Indeed. This must have been a statement based on solid research.
      • by Solandri ( 704621 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @11:33AM (#58398494)

        But if 10 drunk idiots freeze to death and 10,000 drunk driving related deaths are eliminated, that seems a good trade doesn't it?

        Agreed, but there are actually three failure modes here.

        • Failing to stop a drunk from driving (can be ignored since it's no different from the current situation)
        • Stopping a drunk from driving, when it was the safer alternative (the scenario outlined here)
        • Stopping a non-drunk from driving because the car mistakenly thinks they're drunk.

        That last one is the big one, because the vast majority of trips are by non-drunk drivers. So a tiny false-positive failure rate can result in a large number of incidents. Typically, increasing the true-positive rate also increases the false-positive rate. That is, reducing the rate at which the system fails to stop a drunk driver also increases the rate at which it mistakenly thinks a non-drunk driver is drunk and prevents them from driving. You have to add the inconvenience and even deaths resulting from the false-positives to your tradeoff balance. Someone who is not drunk could be prevented from driving their car on a -35 F winter night, and freeze to death.

    • by whopis ( 465819 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @07:46AM (#58397872)

      Come on. Are you really trying that hard to be dense? You can envision that entire scenario, but you canâ(TM)t envision a system that would allow the engine to start but not put the car into drive?

    • Guy comes out of the bar because it closes at 2 AM, [snip] he's lit up big-time [snip] it's International Falls, Mn with a current temp of -35 degrees, there's no one around and he passes out and dies of hypothermia.

      Fixed that for you. I'm sure it happens all the time. Whether the car doesn't start because it was snowed-in, the battery has frozen or if he was just too rat-arsed to find the right car and get the key in the ignition - get too bladdered to save yourself in a region where it gets that cold at night and you can pick up your Darwin award on your way to the afterlife. As for the breath-test system - worked as intended and stopped an idiot driving while pissed. I'd hope that the population of Int Falls Mn. a

    • by Anonymous Coward

      Better scenario, woman running from potential mugger/carjacker canâ(TM)t start car fast enough because of breath test device, gets attacked and killed. Time then for surviving family to go after auto maker for liability.

    • by mvdwege ( 243851 )

      Middle of the night with -35 degrees frost and completely plastered? He's heading for a fatal accident anyway. Letting him freeze to death doesn't make a difference for him, but it does make a huge difference on the odds of him taking someone else along were he to have an accident.

      If you knee-jerk, you might find your analogies lacking a certain...analytical...aspect.

  • Can we not?? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Iamthecheese ( 1264298 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @06:52AM (#58397782)
    I have never, ever driven drunk. So this technology wouldn't directly impinge upon my personal freedom. Nevertheless I hate the idea. Why? Not because I want to drive drunk, or because I like drunk drivers, but because it places an entirely new control on us. This is the reason I hate CP laws and the banning of child-sized sex dolls despite not being a pedo. It's the reason I hate seat belt laws despite that I would wear one without them. The point isn't that we should have x. The point is that laws banning x always and inevitably expand until there's a broad, active social backlash. Two other examples are book banning in Europe and drug and alcohol laws. A recently proposed US law against child sized sex dolls would have created a whole new category of physical objects illegal to possess. Seatbelt laws created a new category of things police are expected to look at you doing inside the privacy of your car. CP laws created a new category of data the state may inspect, censor, and punish on every computer in the country. What, you won't let us look at your database? You're not a pedo are you? I digress. This technology introduces the active inspection of things inside the car and the idea that it's okay for your car not to start without someone else's permission. It's not the first thing, the first thing was anti-theft. This is the second item on the slope. I'm sure the third will be distracted driving. And on until yet another thing is put on your list of things you have to give a fuck about or lose real freedom. It's not that people should drive drunk, it's that my car belongs to me. And THAT is the real reason car manufacturers like this technology.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by Jzanu ( 668651 )
      Safety for everyone on the roads. Making it technically impossible for a drunk driver to drive is worthwhile because they have vastly increased rates of causing accidents and deaths. Making it so for every new car and future car forces people to call cabs when they drink. It keeps them from making a shitty decision to drive when they... can't make decisions, because they are drunk!
      • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

        by Anonymous Coward

        > Making it technically impossible for a drunk driver to drive is worthwhile

        That cannot be independent of the mechanism used. You could of course also achieve this by banning cars.

        The problem with outcome-obsessed people suchas yourself is that there are no red lines you will not cross regarding freedom, intrusiveness, and absolute government control.

      • by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

        Gonna have to have an exemption for some people though. Their medicine sets off the breath tests but doesn't impede their ability to drive.

    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by Phillip2 ( 203612 )

      There are many things about cars which you are legally obliged to do, or not do, despite you owning the car. It would be difficult to see how is significantly different.

      Cars are big, hard and move fast. It's not unreasonable that there are limitations put on these devices so that they are safe for everybody else.

      Drink-driving laws current exist and are fairly punitive; stopping it up front sounds like a good thing. Of course, the system has to work well, not be intrusive, not have false positives and so for

      • Re:Can we not?? (Score:4, Insightful)

        by jittles ( 1613415 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @10:09AM (#58398216)

        There are many things about cars which you are legally obliged to do, or not do, despite you owning the car. It would be difficult to see how is significantly different.

        I have never driven drunk. However, I dated a girl who had a boyfriend with an interlock and also have a friend that had an interlock. The technology is incredibly unreliable. And I don't mean unreliable from a BAC standpoint but from actually being able to start your car. And if the interlock device isn't working properly and you try to start your car? You get a huge fine and can potentially be thrown in jail. Not because you actually tried to drive drunk but because the device itself malfunctioned.

        Cars are big, hard and move fast. It's not unreasonable that there are limitations put on these devices so that they are safe for everybody else.

        Which is why we should make it more difficult to get a drivers license in the first place. I see hundreds of people on my commute every day that should not have a drivers license. I think they are a far larger risk to my personal safety and to society in general than the small number of drunk drivers, who, by the way, probably wouldn't have a drivers license in the first place if we made testing more difficult.

      • Re:Can we not?? (Score:4, Interesting)

        by Solandri ( 704621 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @11:47AM (#58398536)
        The reason this bothers people is because it violates to the presumption of innocence. You have to prove you're not drunk before you're allowed to drive. What's next - a sensor which detects that you have a valid driver's license on you before the car will start? (There's a small intersection with right-to-repair as well, as the manufacturer is exerting control over how you can use "your" product after you've purchased it from them.)

        I think the bigger take-away is that no ideological position is absolute - not even presumption of innocence. Reasonable violations are allowable as long as we remain vigilant against a slippery slope progression. e.g. We already require people to prove their age when buying alcohol.
      • by sjames ( 1099 )

        So you think it's fine that the vast majority of safe drivers including people who don't drink at all have to pay an extra thousand dollars on a non-optional device that reduces their new car's reliability? And they get to pay outrageous repair costs as well when the device inevitably prevents a totally sober driver from starting the car?

    • I have the right to do anything I want, as long as it doesn't impinge on others' liberties or wallets. In the case of things like seat belts and motorcycle helmets, if somebody chooses not to use them and is in a high-speed collision, who pays to clean up the mess? Is it the genius who believes a seat belt's only purpose is to keep you from getting "safely" thrown out the car? When the highway shuts down because road pizza has to be cleaned and the accident site inspected, Is it the freedom-loving bike r

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 07, 2019 @07:04AM (#58397802)

    Diabetics sometimes have sugary, alcohol-y breath depending on their condition and whether they are having blood sugar spikes. Does this "smart" technology take that into account?

    I can "have" "excessively high" alcohol on my breath if I have an orange or some other fruit directly before getting into the car. Will it not fall for that?

    What about you playing designated driver for a passenger who is totally sloshed but not driving, yet breathing normally? Or breathing heavily while talking in your direction? Does this shut you out of that?

    What happens if you are having a glass of wine at a meal and then your spouse / S.O. has a medical emergency and needs driven to the hospital? Is it, "sorry, no-go even for emergencies?"

    So many ways this can go wrong. So many ways this can go wrong without us knowing how bad it can be until we have a personal crisis cropping up in front of us.

    The instant this causes injury or death from any of the above scenarios or others we haven't imagined yet, you're going to see a veritable tsunami of lawsuits to get this junky "smart" crap out of the cars.

    • by Dunbal ( 464142 ) *

      Diabetics sometimes have sugary, alcohol-y breath

      The correct description is "fruity", and it's due to ketone bodies present in the blood, not sugar. The blood is chock full of sugar and yet without insulin (or the correct response to insulin), this sugar is not making it into cells, so the body is literally starving to death despite all that sugar. Ketone bodies are produced by fatty acid metabolism, a sign that starvation has been going on for a while...

      • by virve ( 63803 )

        I never, ever drive after having drunk any amount of alcohol the previous 12 hours. Not because I am a saint but because it is easier to get right than trying to judge state of intoxication.

        Yeah, I'm, by choice, in dietary (mild) ketosis so I am likely giving off ketone bodies in my breath. They are know to confuse breath-a-lyzers. Does that mean that I will not be to drive a car?

        Oh, and I have driven while tired and I bet that that is ten times worse than drunk driving so I don't do that either.

      • by sjames ( 1099 )

        Some breathalyzers mis-read the ketones as alcohol. To the point that there are videos showing how to use a cheap breathalyzer to monitor your progress if you're on a "keto diet"

        The ketones appear any time fats are being converted for energy, diabetic or not. If a diabetic injects late or not quite enough, the ketones appear even when they're not in metabolic trouble. It does become more pronounced when they are in metabolic trouble, but well before more overt signs appear.

        So expect incidents where a diab

  • Only because WP reports this, this doesn't mean crap.

    Moreover, the claim that such technology works is most likely BS. I am one of the most alert drivers, and yet while I drive my brand new Honda Pilot, I see a light flashing "brake! brake!, you will crash!!! or I will brake for you!", even though there is no one driving in front of me. So after getting about 5-10 of such false positives a day, I simply turned off this idiotic collision braking mitigation system BS whatever shit they call it, and I never us
  • by Dunbal ( 464142 ) * on Sunday April 07, 2019 @07:44AM (#58397868)
    Will auto-makers like it when they are held responsible when people inevitably find ways to cheat these systems?
  • Great? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by markdavis ( 642305 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @07:47AM (#58397874)

    >"Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. "

    Great- so even though I don't drink and nobody else ever drives my car, I would have to add yet another $500 or $1000 or something to the price of any car I want to buy, for yet another feature I don't want or need.

    Oh, and for those who do drink- I am sure that information about your "level" histories will be kept super-duper secret and never stored, phoned-home, or be accessible by other companies or government.

    Oh, and I am sure it will never fail or be inaccurate and lock me out of my own car AND create a lie record about my BAC. And I am sure it would never hold the owner responsible for something someone else did or a passenger.

    Oh, and I am sure it will stop with just BAC and not be enhanced with later models to detect other legal drugs, then illegal drugs, then prescription drugs.

    • Re:Great? (Score:5, Funny)

      by rmdingler ( 1955220 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @09:31AM (#58398122) Journal

      Great- so even though I don't drink and nobody else ever drives my car, I would have to add yet another $500 or $1000 or something to the price of any car I want to buy, for yet another feature I don't want or need.

      Right... not to mention the additional fuel cost of having to leave your vehicle running while you're at the pub.

    • by kent_eh ( 543303 )
      >"Eventually, the device could become standard equipment, just like air bags. " Will that "eventually" be before or after self-driving cars make it a pointless added expense to build into cars?
    • so just focus on the kinds of politicians who won't mandate the feature and you'll be fine.

      That's a little tricky though. What you've got to watch out for aren't bleeding heart liberals or puritanical right wingers, it's the corporatists. If the politicians do make these mandatory it won't be for safety, it'll be to line the auto company's pockets with extra cash from a useless "safety" feature.
    • Given how at least 40,000 die in the USA yearly and how we flip out over tragedies that amount to a rounding error... you'd think something would be done if any rationality was involved

      1) Drunk Driving is not the #1 cause. It's DISTRACTED driving. so now lets try to solve #4 rather than address the big elephant in the room?

      Require bluetooth linking that disables nearly all the phone's features. A century of cars without smart phones prove it's not necessary to use both. The brats can learn to sit in the ca

      • (2) Because we really want a fucking car that phones home to the government to verify our license whenever we start it, so some filth in the government can keep a database of our exact location whenever we start a car. Fuck that idea with a power saw.
        • It does not need to phone home. Do you realize you have a black box in your car already which can be used against you after a crash?
          Do you realize your cell info tracks you already which can be used against you... it is already SOLD by your cell company, and some keep your whole history years back.
          Do you realize the DEA has been gathering plate scans from police nationwide and building tracking data for any car they pick up on a participating scanner?

          This is just an idea similar to the chip credit cards an

  • States which have legalized marijuana have seen increases in automobile accidents [fortune.com] since legalization. Up to 6% more accidents.

    What about other drugs? Is this technology going to test for their presence as well?

    • More likely pot smokers are fooling with their phones or car electronics more carelessly and that is causing the accidents. Pot certainly is not making them into aggressive drivers; less stressed and worried by risks.

      Disclaimer: I've never tried the stuff.

      • Pot certainly is not making them into aggressive drivers; less stressed and worried by risks.

        Marijuana is a depressant. It dulls the senses and slows reaction times. In some people, marijuana has been shown to induce symptoms of paranoia [psychologytoday.com] as well as other conditions which can impair judgement.

        The results were clear: THC caused paranoid thoughts. Half of those given THC experienced paranoia, compared with 30% of the placebo group: that is, one in five had an increase in paranoia that was directly attributabl

    • States which have legalized marijuana have seen increases in automobile accidents since legalization. Up to 6% more accidents.

      Yes, but cannabis-involved fatalities fell in at least one case [reason.com]. Cannabis may turn out to be like roundabouts, increasing the number of accidents but reducing the number of fatalities.

  • Lets see... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mrspoonsi ( 2955715 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @08:31AM (#58397996)
    Non-drunk people in cold climates who are wearing gloves will have to take the gloves off to start the car? And what happens if you pickup 4 drunk people, I am sure there would be a strong smell inside the car, does the driver have a special pipe to blow in? This is a fail system.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 07, 2019 @08:35AM (#58398002)

    I do not drive drunk or after drinking... but one time I did. My dad and me was out fishing and drinking. He had a stroke and I had to drive him to the hospital even though I had drunk more than a few beers. They were able to save him because I made it in to the hospital in time. Were we live an ambulance takes at least 60min to get here. Now I got him to the hospital in under an hour.

    I will never get any transportation that will decide for me whether I should drive or not.

    How many lives will this new life saver cost? How many rapes, assaults and kidnappings will it cause because the car decides you should not be allowed to flee a bad situation?

    • This is a fair objection, and there are several more.
      I'm not an advocate of this law or anything,

      But these edge cases are nothing that can't be worked around. Just off the top of my head, one solution would be that even if the driver is drunk, the car would still start (maybe after a couple tries)?

      But while driving, maybe some lights keep flashing or the horn goes off continuously or something. Basically something to let people know you are driving in an emergency. If the cops see that, well you should be g

  • Emergencies (Score:5, Interesting)

    by indytx ( 825419 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @08:54AM (#58398022)

    That's just great. There's a forest fire or some other emergency, and I need to use my car, but I can't because it decides I've been drinking. Nice. Well, I had it coming.

    • Make the system easy to override with the implicit knowledge that the system will flag your vehicle for a "probable cause" stop. If you happen to then pass by any law enforcement, you will be stopped and queried.

  • Why would automakers want this? This sounds like something politicians and lawmakers want and are pressuring the auto industry to implement. From a purely financial standpoint, automakers make a lot of money off of drunk drivers. All those accidents result in lots of totaled cars that are replaced with insurance money. Looking at the DUI related stats, we're talking billions of dollars in losses each year because of this (although the majority of that would have to be medical expenses and liability type pa

    • Possible reason: More machinery in the car that all your competitors have to put in as well. Put a wrap-rate around it (remember, no competition here, so no reason not to) and more $$'s. Speculation, but wouldn't surprise me. If this thing has to be calibrated every so often, more $$'s for the service folks.
    • The reason is that safety features sell cars. Please like to feel safe and will purchase cars based on feature checklists.

  • by WCMI92 ( 592436 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @08:58AM (#58398030) Homepage

    They are worse than Cartman in his wildest dreams.

    So they will hit you over the head with a sledgehammer.

  • by sinij ( 911942 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @09:09AM (#58398048)
    Instead, I think automakers should focus on producing cars that won't allow you to drive slower than traffic in the fast lane. This is much more prevalent problem.
  • by speedlaw ( 878924 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @09:22AM (#58398088) Homepage
    If you don't drink, you don't want to pay for a device that stops you from drinking and driving. If you do drink, even socially (no not face-down or all day every day) you aren't going to want a car to decide you can't go home. Breath machines in a police setting are calibrated, and not portable. They are expensive and must be used in a certain way by a trained operator to be valid (the roadside handhelds are NOT enough, which is why you are dragged back to the station to blow). Lastly, a cop breath machine lives indoors, not outside in a car that will see -15F to +120F parked outside-think Montana to Florida. I know this is MADD's wet dream, and they tend to get whatever they want, including mandatory attendance at a MADD presentation (for which the offender pays MADD) as part of your Court Sentence, but this is a bit too far.
  • ...if the alcohol is coming from the driver or a passenger? Can the air flow be controlled so precisely it can tell when there's a designated driver?

    • I am sure there would be backup methods (e.g. ambient false positive? blow into the tube. etc)

      I am also sure that the system would be trivial to defeat by most monkeys but the notion here is that a log would be kept and that log could be critical in determining the cause of a crash after the fact. It would also prevent some deaths so the end effect is that it is better than what we have now.

    • Or the driver's clothing, if they've had alcohol spilled on them?

  • All these ideas ("great" and "not-so") involve more gadgetry that can go wrong. In this case, potentially leave you stranded. Clutch interlock? Well now that's broken so I can't start the vehicle--even though I AM stomping on the clutch. Low tire-pressure? Well that's broke (or dead battery), so I've got this stupid idiot light on all the time even though the tires are fine. (And, no it's not worth $400 a pop to replace them--electrical tape is cheaper.) Now if this stupid gadget breaks or gives a bad readi
  • by esperto ( 3521901 )
    I'll just leave this here, because this would be exactly what will happen QI S16E10 [youtu.be]
  • zero-tolerance (Score:4, Interesting)

    by epine ( 68316 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @09:56AM (#58398196)

    He tells the Post that the interlock devices now available are zero-tolerance -- "if any amount of alcohol is present, they will lock you out".

    10 Ridiculous Instances Of Zero Tolerance In Schools [listverse.com] — 10 October 2015

    In March 2013 at Park Elementary School in Maryland, an eight-year-old boy was suspended for ... biting his Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun.
    ...
    In 2010, a 12-year-old girl named Alexa Gonzalez was arrested for doodling [a short] message on her desk in green marker. ... Alexa Gonzalez was placed in handcuffs and marched out of school by police in front of her classmates and the staff of Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, New York.
    ...
    In 2014, at Stuart Draft Elementary School, a fifth grader was told that she couldn't use ChapStick because it was considered a medication, and she would need a prescription. While most of us wouldn't see ChapStick in this light, the school district saw it differently.

    Now you don't always know the context behind these things, but there's clearly something wrong here. Bottom line is that this kind of thing is used to bully the population, and isn't that different in spirit from the Chinese Social Credit System.

    One day, someone is going to eat a vanilla-extract flavoured pancake, and then his wife is going to give birth halfway to the hospital, because his car refused to start, and then it will be on Fox News for weeks and weeks, because of how the New Left is now horning in on their traditional territory.

    'Secret' Nuclear Missile Launch Code During Cold War Was '00000000' [huffingtonpost.ca] — 5 December 2013

    According to Blair, the White House ordered the codes be installed in 1962 despite objections from the U.S. Strategic Air Command, which worried the extra layer of security would delay launching missiles in the event of an emergency.

    SAC was so concerned the car wouldn't start at the worst possible time, they effectively flipped the bird to the Commander-in-Chief behind his back.

    "The locks had been installed," recalled Blair, "but everyone knew the combination."

    Nothing like a zero-tolerance giggle (times eight) at Kennedy's expense behind his back.

    Rule Makers, Rule Breakers (2018) by Michele Gelfand.

    The military is the iconic example of tightness. ... "The military is like a machine built out of hierarchy," American marine Steve Colley told me in an interview in 2017. "And if you break the hierarchy, you're breaking the machine." ... "We have standards for things as seemingly insignificant as how we dress and as complicated as how to maintain the most advanced battle tank in the world," described James D. Pendry ... "Meeting seemingly insignificant standards is as important as meeting the most complicated ones—meeting one establishes the foundation for meeting the other."

    I get making a big deal out of the seemingly insignificant (even the Pop-Tart gun). But what goes under the name "zero tolerance" typically involves horrifically disproportionate responses, while all the people paid to be in charge wander around vacuously explaining that their hands are tied. Inevitably, some ridiculous outcome arises that is not a good look for the human species.

    • This seems like a mega corp adding features to sell, probably because they think they can go to the government, give a few Senators some cash, and get a law passed. You do realize it's the left that would shut that kind of thing down? You do realize that the sorts of zero tolerance things you're railing against (like, say, mandatory sentencing, asset forfeiture, going to jail for years for a bit of pot or even some coke) are deeply opposed by the left.

      I'm so damn sick of folks saying "The Left" when wha
  • This whole spiel makes them sound like Theranos. They're just making a cash grab from M.A.D.D. and related groups.

    • If only ... having MADD go bankrupt would be a good thing. Maybe the US would be able to have some sensible alcohol laws without their Puritanical yammering, like setting the drinking age back to 18 in states that want it.
  • by sdinfoserv ( 1793266 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @11:13AM (#58398410)
    yet another expense dictated by the mast overlords proving
    1) Existing draconian criminal justice system is a complete failure
    2) nobody can give a drunk friend a ride home
    3) you can't wear too much perfume
    4) you just cant kill a bad idea
    rather than actually deal with emotional problems or have a public mental health system - lets remove more rights from people and force them to pay for unnecessary gadgets..
  • make a ... reading of every driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) level when the driver attempts to start the vehicle.

    It's called "drinking and driving" not "drinking and starting" so just remember to either (a) keep the car running before/while you drink or (b) start drinking after you start the car. Problem solved.

  • There is always a work around (and what a great defence in court for drunk drivers,"The car started so I thought I wasn't drunk"). You would have to imagine that the car will work if there is a passenger that is drunk. Otherwise, how exactly am I supposed to responsibly catch a taxi?

    Toyota Hilux has a system where if you have something on the passenger seat and you go over a bump it occasionally registers that there is a passenger and starts beeping as the seat belt isn't done up. The easy fix for this is

  • This is a non-starter (pun intended) until we have autonomous vehicles. Then it might be reasonable to make you pass such a test if you want to drive yourself, otherwise the car does everything for you.

    Automakers don't give a shit whether such devices are deployed or not. If they are legally mandated, then there's no competitive drawback.

  • by MpVpRb ( 1423381 ) on Sunday April 07, 2019 @12:38PM (#58398688)

    ..with lots of unintended consequences
    So called "smart" devices are often really, really stupid
    Can a device like this work perfectly every time?
    What about edge cases, like escaping from a forest fire, earthquake of volcano?
    What about all of the complex failure modes I, or the programmers who create it, am not clever enough to anticipate?
    What if you are hauling cargo that gives off an aroma that triggers the unit?
    What if there is some scent in the air that triggers it, like a train derailment or pipeline leak?
    I would argue that it's impossible to make it work perfectly, and I strongly oppose the idea
    And no, I don't drive drunk or advocate drunk driving

  • A friend of mine got convicted of drunk driving, and had to have one of these devices installed in her car for a year.

    They don't work.

    People who claim they do work are either idiots or paid liars who work for the companies supplying them. I spent most of that year waiting for a phone call to come and get her from wherever she happened to be when the device decided she had been drinking. On a couple of occasions, it would demand a random breath sample while she was driving (having decided minutes before she was fine to start the car and drive), and then it would knock out her ignition IN TRAFFIC! Another time, we ate a couple of pepperoni sausages at the local deli. The device decided pepperoni breath = drunk, and wouldn't let either of us start the car. On yet another occasion, it disabled the car and left her stranded on a major highway. The police arrived within minutes and gave her a breathalyzer test, which she passed with flying colours. So the cops stood there and watched while she blew into this fucking device and it said she was drunk.

    If I am forced to own a car that has something like this in it, I will find a way to disable it and escape the consequences (because you can bet your bum there will be consequences). But before things go that far, I hope enough drivers rise up in righteous wrath against this nonsense and summarily vote out legislators who allow cars equipped with such devices to be sold in their jurisdiction.

    And just for the record, the times I have come closest to being killed by a car involved drivers who were texting instead of paying attention to the road. I've seen drunk drivers. I've even phoned 911 on one. But statistically and anecdotally, they aren't the ones causing most of the carnage on our roads.

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