Musk Promises Tesla Design Overhaul, 'Ravecave' At Berlin Plant (reuters.com) 64
Tesla CEO Elon Musk said the company will use its plant in Brandenburg, Germany to demonstrate a radical overhaul of how its cars are built, as well as making electric car battery cells and battery packs. Musk also said he has plans for a "ravecave" on the roof of the new factory, which would make it a "real fun place to work." "I think a ravecave is culturally necessary," he adds. Reuters reports: Tesla plans to manufacture a new version of its Model Y crossover vehicle, and possibly even battery cells at the site. "It will be the first time that there will be a transformation in the core structural design of the vehicle. It's quite a big thing. Both manufacturing, engineering and design as well," Musk said in the video. Tesla wanted to help accelerate a transition to sustainable energy, not just build cars, Musk said. "The three elements needed for a sustainable energy future are sustainable energy generation, energy storage, and sustainable transport, electric cars."
Musk's comments come after Tesla acquired a license that will enable it to trade electricity across western Europe and started surveying customers in Germany about potentially using Tesla electricity in their cars. "I think we will be building some batteries and cells and other things here. That will be good for stationary storage of wind and solar," Musk stated. Musk, who said he was pleased with the progress being made on the plant, told the bystanders that "Deutschland Rocks" and praised the availability of local engineering talent, saying that Tesla would need to make lots of hires. "We will start off with the factory but we will also do some original engineering and design work. It is going to be, actually to be totally frank, better than the one in the U.S."
Musk's comments come after Tesla acquired a license that will enable it to trade electricity across western Europe and started surveying customers in Germany about potentially using Tesla electricity in their cars. "I think we will be building some batteries and cells and other things here. That will be good for stationary storage of wind and solar," Musk stated. Musk, who said he was pleased with the progress being made on the plant, told the bystanders that "Deutschland Rocks" and praised the availability of local engineering talent, saying that Tesla would need to make lots of hires. "We will start off with the factory but we will also do some original engineering and design work. It is going to be, actually to be totally frank, better than the one in the U.S."
Ravecave FTW (Score:3)
WTF is a "rave cave"? (Score:2)
Not familiar with the term rave cave....
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Might want to get out more...
well maybe next year
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Not familiar with the term rave cave....
I've never heard it before either, but it's one of those times when the meaning should be immediately apparent to any English speaker, native or not. Demonstrate adaptability.
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How much do you have to smoke before you think that you're in a cave when you're actually on a roof?
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How much do you have to smoke before you think that you're in a cave when you're actually on a roof?
Exactly the amount you're required to smoke before entry.
You must be new to this scene.
Whatever it takes. If you're not there yet, stay home.
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This is the only correct answer.
Meanwhile, ravecave everybody!
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Exactly the amount you're required to smoke before entry.
Exactly the amount you're required to smoke to crash Tesla's share price. [theguardian.com]
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That's hilarious, because $420 is what I had my TSLA alert set to yesterday right before I bought shares.
You understand that story is two years old, and the stock price went up? The story you linked is the context for the ravecave comments; he won. He says even crazier shit now. And he does half of it. He's a crazy asshole, but news flash; that doesn't affect the stock price. It does make the business page, as you already know.
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If this means I have to buy a Tesla, worth it.
I'm not ready to go all in on a new car yet, but I did get excited and buy a couple shares of TSLA today to celebrate.
It'll be (Score:2, Insightful)
the best factory in the world, in history, it will be so terrific that no other factory ever will even come close to being so great, the greatest factory ever.
Re:It'll be (Score:5, Insightful)
Company founder makes optimistic forward-looking statements. Check. That's one of his jobs. This particular founder is showing up the entire global automotive industry, so he's got some justification for strutting.
And it's not the only industry he's disrupting. How many industries have you disrupted lately? Not just Tesla and SpaceX, but if you count PayPal, Musk seems to have a bit of a knack for it.
Your memory is fuzzy (Score:3)
Musk did not start Paypal or Tesla. Musk and his partner had one of many many many many online payment systems back in the 90s and PayPal was formed by buying all those itzy bitzy companies to put them out of business and grab their customers.
Musk just won the dot.com lottery is all.
1999-01 - Musk founds x.com
1999-09 - Confinity launches Paypal
1999-12 - x.com adds payments
2000-03 - Confiniity and x.com merge, adopting the name x.com.
2000-04 - Musk becomes CEO
After that, x.com changed its company name to Paypal, eBay buys out the company, and then eBay goes on a buying spree of itzy bitzy payment companies.
That's hardly the story of an itzy bitzy company being lucky enough to be swallowed up by a massive competitor. What actually happened is two one-year old companies merged and grew en
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> Musk just won the dot.com lottery is all.
That's like saying the KC Chiefs "won the NFL lottery."
Beating all other competitors is not the same as winning a random drawing.
I'm no Musk worshiper -- the man is objectively a lousy human being. But he's also objectively very successful, and his (considerable) ambitions align significantly with what's best for, quite literally, the planet and everyone on it.
Dismissing Elon Musk is either extremely petty, incredibly naive, or both.
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This particular founder is showing up the entire global automotive industry, so he's got some justification for strutting.
Both in terms of market share and profit, Tesla is barely a rounding error in the automotive industry.
Tesla is the future (Score:1)
Both in terms of market share and profit, Tesla is barely a rounding error in the automotive industry.
Tesla is the leading producer of all electric cars [statista.com], which is all that matters for the future.
You are like they guys whole claimed Detroit had nothing to worry about when Japan started making cars seriously.
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Sorry your pee pee is so small
Re: Tesla is the future (Score:5, Insightful)
And that's why Musk is a visionary instead of a bean counter.
There was essentially zero demand for electric vehicles when he started. He created the demand from nothing, and now, in less than 20 years, Tesla is more valuable than Ford, GM, Honda and Toyota.
If we had waited for incumbents to develop EVs we'd still be waiting.
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And they produce zero ICE cars, which are the vast, vast majority of cars produced and sold.
You are like the guys who claimed soccer would be the biggest sport in the US because LOOK HOW FAST THEY ARE GROWING!!!
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Hmm, you think he's practicing to become president someday?
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Musk is an immigrant from Africa. Unlike with Obama he WAS born on that continent.
Austin got ripped off (Score:2)
Damn smart negotiator.
And it sucks for Austin.
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Austin doesn't need a "rave cave" they have the lake front, a bridge full of bats and all manner of craziness already. They mean it when they say "Keep Austin Weird."
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Austin doesn't need a "rave cave" they have the lake front, a bridge full of bats and all manner of craziness already. They mean it when they say "Keep Austin Weird."
Austin has several 'Bat Bridges' the one on town lake is just the most scenic one(but not the largest in the city: https://www.pbs.org/video/the-... [pbs.org] ).
Although admittedly the weird quotient did go down a bit when Leslie died.( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org] )
At least we still have our colonies of wild parrots ( https://www.austin360.com/arti... [austin360.com] )
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It sounds like they are going to try to use different jurisdiction to make profitable cars. Instead og]f getting people to work all night by giving away rave parties, which is insane giving COVID
It may be profitable to sell electricity.
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Your implied calculation ($600M in credits > $400M in profit) only makes sense if the cost of the revenue is $0. It's tempting to think that, but Tesla wouldn't be able to sell ZEV credits to GM if they didn't sell enough of their own vehicles. So the cost of the $600M in revenue is production of a fleet of ZEV vehicles that they sell to customers. Otherwise, GM wouldn't need to buy ZEV credits from Tesla. They could just start up a shell company and buy the ZEV credits from them instead. So, the correct
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Tesla had a gross profit of $1.3B on their cars in Q2 2020, a 25.4% margin. Their operating expenses are still high relative to gross profit, but they are reducing. $300M of their operating expenses was for R&D. They are a growing company and are spending their money on growth.
Just because you don't like how a business makes some of its money doesn't mean it's a bad business. Printers everywhere are almost universally sold at a loss. The printer companies profit from selling the consumables. Car dealers
Ravecave? (Score:1)
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very old then, there were rave caves in the early 90's
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I have some experience of Germans, and they seem to like to take their clothes off, which can either be great, (really, really great in fact) or slightly frightening depending on your perspective.
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I must be old, what the hell is a "ravecave"?
A rave is a party and a cave is a place which is usually dark. So a ravecave is a dark party place. Think of a geek party, where they "party" and "engineer" at the same time while having all the trappings of a Geek playground, pinball, game consoles, and all sorts of what we would have called "cool stuff to play with" if we where young. the theory is that folks are more creative when they are having fun and it's easier to keep talent when they find their work engaging.
I think it goes a bit too far at tim
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Musk calls people 'pedo' but really is this an appropriate environment for a grown man? Such an odd person.
No, it really isn't. Slashdot is definitely not an appropriate environment for supposed adults. But here we all are... Such odd people.
Fit and Finish Improvements (Score:3)
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Most vehicles have a shitload of orange peel. The very highest-end vehicles are hand painted. Everything else gets rolled past sprayers as a BIW and then rolled into an oven where the paint gets baked so hot it reflows, so that it dries rapidly and assembly can commence as soon as it cools.
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What bullshit. I've been buying vehicles for the last 40 years and have never had any with orange peel.
I don't believe you, and I can walk onto any car lot and point out orange peel everywhere.
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How about making them have the fit and finish of at least a $20k vehicle?
yes, but decreasing panel gaps (manufacturing refinement) is way easier than platform creation/development, which they already excel at.
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My 3 doesn't have those issues. /.-ers have those issues ?
Any other Tesla-owing
Just curious.
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Generally not a good idea (Score:2)
Generally not a good marketing plan to announce that you have a revolutionary redesign of your core products coming "soon" - it tends to lead large numbesr of people to not buy the current generation simultaneously.
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This is for the Model Y in Europe. It's not now available in Europe. Can't buy it if you wanted to.
Elon "EDM" Musk (Score:1)
German working conditions (Score:5, Interesting)
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To be fair, those other German car brands have had to cheat on some regulations because otherwise they cannot be massively profitable for their owners. All the German brands have been implicated in emissions cheating. They may not cheat on the labor rules designed to benefit employees, but they do cheat on the rules designed to benefit all humans by preserving the biosphere.
Tesla, of course, doesn't have to worry about that... because they make ZEVs. The fueling pollution is someone else's problem.
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30 days holiday is standard in Germany, but it needs to be approved and can be mandated by the employer when the employees take it.
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I'm 6.2ft and i fit in my 3 just fine.
A 6.5ft coleague also tried my 3 and he fit just fine (but with the chair pulled all the way back)
Useless article (Score:2)
Headline talks about "design overhaul", but TFA offers no information beyond that quote? What kind of journalism is this?