The GMC Hummer EV Could Pop Wheelies Before Engineers Intervened (thedrive.com) 99
New submitter X2b5Ysb8 shares a report from The Drive, written by Peter Holderith: Driving a 2022 GMC Hummer EV prototype back in Oct. 2021 was an eye-opening experience. [...] I did a fair amount of driving and some riding along with the vehicle's chief engineer, Al Oppenheiser. During one of our chats, Oppenheiser shared with me some of the trials and tribulations his engineering team went through while developing the vehicle. This included one unexpected capability that had to be tuned out before the massive truck was delivered to customers: wheelies. After a launch in WTF mode on the steeply banked test track at GM's Milford Proving Grounds, I told Oppenheiser that I was impressed how the truck could spin all four of its tires as it fired off the line like a shot. He went on to explain that was actually a preferred scenario as far as launches go. They used to be even more interesting when the tires came off the ground.
"In the early days when we were just trying to balance the front and rear torque, I got the front end to lift," he told me. As it turns out, so much of the car was developed digitally that, when it came time to do real-world testing, there were a few unexpected quirks. "We had to back off the torque on the front end," he added, just as he prepared the Hummer for another launch. After our final sprint to highway speeds in WTF mode, I clarified with him that the Hummer would indeed do a wheelstand if it was tuned correctly. He reiterated his point, saying "originally" that was the case, and you could theoretically still make it do so "to prove that you can." However, when it comes to the production versions of the hefty 4x4, he made it clear that for "functional safety reasons," that wouldn't be in the Hummer's big bag of tricks. Talking about feeling cheated. So yes, the Hummer EV can do wheelies, just not in stock form.
"In the early days when we were just trying to balance the front and rear torque, I got the front end to lift," he told me. As it turns out, so much of the car was developed digitally that, when it came time to do real-world testing, there were a few unexpected quirks. "We had to back off the torque on the front end," he added, just as he prepared the Hummer for another launch. After our final sprint to highway speeds in WTF mode, I clarified with him that the Hummer would indeed do a wheelstand if it was tuned correctly. He reiterated his point, saying "originally" that was the case, and you could theoretically still make it do so "to prove that you can." However, when it comes to the production versions of the hefty 4x4, he made it clear that for "functional safety reasons," that wouldn't be in the Hummer's big bag of tricks. Talking about feeling cheated. So yes, the Hummer EV can do wheelies, just not in stock form.
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Wait for the aftermarket Rolling Coal kits. You'll feel better then.
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They will add a BBQ smoker on the tail.
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You kid, but this is a genius idea that needs to be installed on more vehicles.
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The first Hummer I ever saw had a built-in stove.
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Every traffic jam is a chance to check on your brisket.
The slogans for this one come way too easily.
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I honestly wouldn't put it past some people to rig an oil spray on a heater coil not unlike the way old electric trains were made to smoke.
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It's also essentially how some military vehicles create a smoke screen, although they have a hot exhaust and dump oil in/on it.
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Rolling Coal in an EV? Not sure how that's gonna work, but I'm intrigued.
Rednecks will find a way.
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And at some point, duct tape will be used.
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Rolling Coal in an EV? Not sure how that's gonna work, but I'm intrigued.
Rednecks will find a way.
I am just imagining red neck coders, though that seems like an oxymoron, since large amounts of sunlight and coding don't seem to go hand in hand.
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Hold my beer...
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I remember the very first Humvees back in the early 1980s. The zero-to-sixty time was so pathetic that we don't measure it with a stopwatch. We used a calendar.
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Maybe that was for the best. I'm not sure giving people massive Hummers that can launch 0-60 in seconds is a good idea. It has no practical purpose, but is extremely dangerous.
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Road deaths are going down in most of the western world and have been constantly for many years. We need some way to counter that trend, don't we?
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The 6.2 Detroit was an acceptable engine for its day. The 6.5 was a fucking turd compared to its contemporaries. They should have used the Cummins ISB instead of that utter shitpile. The last year of civilian H1 used a Dirtymax, that was at least a halfway decent motor, though if you really want to get it up to where it matches the vehicle you have to go to fairly extreme lengths like upgrading the crank to change the firing order because if you tune it up without doing that you'll grenade it. Whereas the I
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So the designers took away one new way for owners to be fuck-heads on the road? Damn, I feel so disappointed! ;( qq
They're probably more worried about all the "warranty" claims for broken suspension when it crashes back down again.
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Any car can do it if you modify it enough, even long, front-engined cars like Corvettes.
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Corvettes aren't front-engine anymore . . .
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Sadly, they aren't available in manual transmission anymore...so, they're dead to me now too.
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Automatics win races.
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I'm buying my sports cars to be FUN to drive.
I'm not quite as concerned about getting off the line at the traffic signal 0.1 seconds slower....and it isn't going to make that much difference speeding up on the on ramp to merge into highway traffic, you know?
Shifting is fun...I've never owned an automatic transmission, all my cars have been 2 seater sports cars and they've all been fun to drive.
Every time I get in the car and start it....I'm off on a new adventure.
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Hah! Say that to some rich cunt's bumper as he blows past you. Not that it'll matter for long, since electrics don't even have transmissions. Enjoy your "fun" while it lasts.
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Hah! Say that to some rich cunt's bumper as he blows past you. Not that it'll matter for long, since electrics don't even have transmissions. Enjoy your "fun" while it lasts.
I'm not that shallow. Why would I care if somebody managed to get past me?
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If you want to row gears, get something lesser. A good slush box is better at shifting than any human; a good DCT is even better. GM wants their car to be the fastest it can be, and as simple as possible.
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Well, as I'd mentioned before, I buy my sports cars for FUN.
Driving and shifting is fun...I'm not going to miss the 0.1 seconds off the line at the stop sign.
If they would just still offer the option, those that want the fastest, would get the auto.
There's still a sizable number of people that buy these
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Same. Everyone is all about practicality until I ask to get 0.1 tenth slower rowing my own so I can *smile* and *enjoy* the experience.
Can't do that. Can't have a transmission that can outlast an auto, be push started, be engine swapped without TCM programming, have gear ratios and final drive ratios changed easily, be rebuild by a mere mortal in their garage.
Nope. Have to give all that up to go a teensy bit faster.
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Ford bronco of EVs? (Score:2)
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I think having all the batteries in the floor will add a lot of stability and solve most of the stability issues these kinds of vehicles used to have.
The release of this vehicle is a huge win for everyone - obviously the manufacturer, but also anyone who likes over sized over powered trucks, people who care about the environment, and especially for Elon Musk personally, who set the electrification of the world's auto industry a main goal of starting Tesla - even if it's not necessarily the best thing for Te
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The supercharged version of the Tundra might hit those numbers. However, I agree with you, it was an absurd claim.
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Easy, fill up the gas tank, *light it on fire*.
Boom. Well over 1000 horsepower worth a fuel spent in an instant. It will pop more than just a two-wheeled-wheelie. Should go a few stories up which is higher than the latest F150 will go if you explode it's fuel tank.
Electric having high power means nothing. It's just able to burn it's entire fuel supply in a short burst. Not impressive.
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The release of this vehicle is a huge win for everyone
Except other people on the streets. I don't want some asshole in a 9,000lb truck that can barely see over the hood doing wheelies at me as I'm riding my bike or walking my kids to school.
Wheelies (Score:2)
There's a threshold we've crossed we might've imagined was not a hurdle in the path of the evolution of electric vehicles... a trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
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I'm not getting in that [youtu.be]. It looks like a schoolbus for 6 year old pimps [youtu.be].
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Motorcycles did it a long time ago, production electric motorcycles have been capable of popping wheelies for a decade and a half, let alone custom built race bikes. I assume the criteria you're using here involves production vehicles.
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The fact that you call it a "regional bubble" is proof enough. Around here, it's "regional tetrahedrons", thank you very much!
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Hummers were never cheap cars.
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It's cheap for what it does, although pretty much no one needs a vehicle that does those things. Ironically the only people who would really benefit would be troops. Less ironically, GM is a major military manufacturer and has been working on fuel cell vehicles similar to this for military use, presumably in Africa where many think the next slew of proxy wars will be fought. In that environment the ability to produce clean water (which their fuel cells will do) is extremely useful. So this vehicle is really
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what car are you referring to? GM's hummer was a massively overpriced Chevy with an ugly body kit. It couldn't do anything a $35k Chevy Tahoe couldn't do.
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what car are you referring to?
I'm obviously talking about the new Hummer given the talk about FCVs.
GM's hummer was a massively overpriced Chevy with an ugly body kit.
False. That was the "H2", which was sort of based on the Tahoe. Except it had its own fully boxed frame where the Tahoe had a C-frame, longer wheelbase, wider track, shorter overhangs for superior approach and departure angle, heavy skid plates that can handle the full weight of the vehicle... In short, it is not only not a Tahoe, but it's a much more capable vehicle and if you took your Tahoe to an off-road shop and said "make this equiva
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It couldn't do anything a $35k Chevy Tahoe couldn't do.
Not true. It could make your penis much longer than a Tahoe.
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It's cheap for what it does, although pretty much no one needs a vehicle that does those things. Ironically the only people who would really benefit would be troops.
Yeah, charging points are common out in the deserts and jungles of this world.
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Yeah, charging points are common out in the deserts and jungles of this world.
Hey, why not try reading the entire comment before replying? That way you can try to make sense. You'll probably still fail, but at least you'll have a chance.
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The H2 is a Chevy Tahoe with a body kit.
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The H2 is a Chevy Tahoe with a body kit.
No, in fact it is not. They share some parts, but notably share neither frame nor body panels, and thus are conclusively not the same vehicle. I thought the same thing until recently, when I actually looked it up
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If a hummer didn't weigh 8-9k lb then I'd love to drive one, after some serious seat and suspension mods. But there's just no way to make that efficient. An EV truck might weigh that much but the structure is way lighter.
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I worked for a Silicon Valley start-up around the turn of the century that got a Hummer with the logos painted on it. At the time, road side signs for companies was out of their league price-wise, and theyâ(TM)d also park it at the entrance to trade shows when they couldnâ(TM)t afford an appropriate booth. It was an employee benefit too and people could take it home for the weekend! The things companies felt they had to do to attract job candidates.
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And, maybe some Americans just find having fun today to be...well, fun.
There's a lot out there that enjoy shooting guns, recreationally.
There's a lot that like to go off roading or driving a big truck for whatever reason.
Geez, are people so serious and think you have to have a reason for everything, etc...?
There's a lo
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I mean, no one really "needs" a Porsche or Corvette....they're just really fun for some people.
Same with the Hummer EV...
Yeah, and they need to be made sustainable, same as the Hummer EV, or literally anything else. This is a step in the wrong direction for that.
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I did have to laugh seeing a commercial for the new 2022 Jeeps with the tiny American flag badges they come with now. Decades ago Jeep was an American company that was tossed around to many owners including Fiat-Chrysler. Now Jeep is owned by Stellantis. An international conglomerate with a bunch of brands under their name. God bless the tiny flag on your vehicle engineered in Europe and assembled in Mexico.
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Hopefully, the tiny American flag itself is made in the U.S.A. and not in China.
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I really don't get how Americans like it. Most Europeans will tell you they can't think of an uglier car, at least at anything close to its price range. And it makes sense, it was designed for the army, hence looks were of zero concern.
I guess it might look sort of fitting if you are carrying assault riffles etc maybe...
Presumably you hail from the continent which brought us the beautifully styled $150K G-Wagon.
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No sir. El Vocho was a fine platform and could be modified to do almost anything, from track racing to dune hopping.
https://www.hemmings.com/stori... [hemmings.com]
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Didn't need modification (Score:2)
Right after the transmission was rebuilt on my '74 super beetle, there was a chirping shifting to second and third. Turned out to be the tires cutting loose.
And I apparently *did* pop the front wheels off the ground from a start. I thought it had just bucked, but those outside said otherwise.
I had had to gradually adjust how I used the *so* far while the transmission was failing that using it the way I had become accustomed to caused these oddities.
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Why didnâ(TM)t they allow it? That would feature would be badass and help them beat the Cybertruck.
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I'm sure the aftermarket mod that allows wheelies will be available about a week after deliveries commence.
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Anybody who has watched a few drag races would not be surprised at this. Those cars have plenty of torque too, and ride the razor's edge of delivering as much torque as they can through big, fat grippy rear tires while trying not to lift their front tires off the strip too long, because they'd lose control. Since they're slamming it in a straight line in a controlled environment, they can lose the steering for part of the run because angular momentum and other forces will keep them running straight, but i
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OTOH in theory they could detect this condition and both torque vectoring and the rear wheel steering if necessary to keep the vehicle going straight
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On a street vehicle, yes. On a dragster is may or may not be cheating to have an automated system installed, depending on the rules for that particular competition.
Eco way to waste the Earth's resources (Score:2)
America is always at the forefront of technology when it comes to wasting energy pointlessly. The electricity to run this brick of a vehicle has to come from somewhere, and right now it ain't from windmills.
Why anyone who doesn't feel insecure around the crotch area would want to drive something like this, I'll never know.
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Why anyone who doesn't feel insecure around the crotch area would want to drive something like this, I'll never know.
Well, you already think of dicks when you see cars, so you're part of the way there. Keep going. You'll never explain it to anyone else's satisfaction but, perhaps you will attain the enlightenment you seek.
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Where is your proof that the energy powering a particular vehicle is not coming from windmills? Making unsubstantiated claims without supporting proof only makes you look like an imbecile.
The proof is the existence of fossil fuel power generation on the same power grid that is charging the vehicle. The power grid is really just a big pool of energy that has several producers (some green and some not) and many consumers. All of the consumers create a total demand which must be filled. Any consumer of electricity that is "wasting" energy is wasting both green energy and fossil fuel based energy.
Unless you are on a power grid that consists solely of wind power (or other non fossil fuel based e
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The soft tires are necessary for maximum grip off-road, they need to conform and not destroy their internal structure when aired down. You can't optimize for both off-roading and on-roading in the same vehicle, they are in general diametrically opposed and one compromises the other. Even excessive rigidity will make a vehicle a less capable off-roader, while you want as little flex as possible for on-road handling. The only thing that's a benefit to both really is mass reduction, which is a place that EVs s
Thank God! (Score:1)
Who thought this was a good idea? (Score:1)
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The fine people at GM thought it would be a good revenue producer and also halo car. These are their only real goals; making sustainable vehicles for example is not even in the picture.
The good news is that it can slow down a lot quicker than any ICEV Hummer because of the regenerative braking. It offers better ABS than any pure-brake ABS implementation because the regen can be shifted many more times per second than the ABS can be modulated.
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Electric motors develop full torque at zero rpm. So, who cares?
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