Google Offers On-Campus Hotel 'Special' To Help Lure Workers Back To the Office (cnbc.com) 151
Google is hoping to lure workers back to the office with a new on-site hotel special, but some workers aren't convinced it's a good deal. From a report: The company said full-time employees can book a room at an on-campus hotel in Mountain View for $99 a night in what it's deeming a "Summer Special," according to materials viewed by CNBC. The description states that the special will run through Sept. 30 in hopes it'll "make it easier for Googlers to transition to the hybrid workplace." Since the promotion is for unapproved business travel, the company will not reimburse their stays, but will require employees to use their personal credit cards, the special's description states.
"Just imagine no commute to the office in the morning and instead, you could have an extra hour of sleep and less friction," the description reads. "Next, you could walk out of your room and quickly grab a delicious breakfast or get a workout in before work starts." The ad goes on to say that after the work day ends, "you could enjoy a quiet evening on top of the rooftop deck or take in one of the fun local activities." The Google-owned hotel is situated on a newer campus in Mountain View, California, that it opened last year. The 42-acre campus is adjacent to NASA's Ames Research Center and has capacity to house 4,000 employees working on its ads products, the company said upon its opening.
"Just imagine no commute to the office in the morning and instead, you could have an extra hour of sleep and less friction," the description reads. "Next, you could walk out of your room and quickly grab a delicious breakfast or get a workout in before work starts." The ad goes on to say that after the work day ends, "you could enjoy a quiet evening on top of the rooftop deck or take in one of the fun local activities." The Google-owned hotel is situated on a newer campus in Mountain View, California, that it opened last year. The 42-acre campus is adjacent to NASA's Ames Research Center and has capacity to house 4,000 employees working on its ads products, the company said upon its opening.
going back to the company store days! (Score:5, Insightful)
going back to the company store days!
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Ummm, no. Spending your company-issued scrip at the company store was required in "the company store days.". This seems to be optional. Not quite the same.
Google employees are not slaves. It's embarrassing seeing so many act like they are. They're free to work for whoever they choose that will hire them.
Re:going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Insightful)
I think the gist is, as time goes on, the world is turning into a company town. The fear is these big companies start enabling the same shoddy practices at the same time. The barrier to entry is insurmountable for a new contender, and the old contenders have all been starved out, and no one without 50 billion to gamble on a 1 in 100 shot has a chance of making a new big tech company, top it off if you do go to a smaller tech company, in the chance that it doesn't implode, it's probably going to get bought out by one of the giants
It's roughly the same problem that say people who don't want to buy from amazon and walmart have. You don't want to buy your toys from amazon that's fine, just go to toys r us... and buy your electronics from circuit city and your books from barns and nobel and... well you get the idea. Anyway even as I'm sure you are going to say the other guys are imploding from their own decisions or people making choices. But they weren't MY choices, and no matter how you look at it our choices are disapearing faster and faster. More and more businesses are consolodating and the barrier to entry is constantly getting larger.
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The company town will be far more insidious than the old one. Instead of forcing you to stay because you owe your soul to the company store, they will just make it really, really, REALLY inconvenient to leave. I mean, you can of course quit, but you lose your house and you might have a really hard time meeting up with your friends inside the company because, well, it's a gated community (for your security) and non-corporate people are not allowed in here, which is also why you don't really have a lot of fri
Re: going back to the company store days! (Score:2)
That's pretty much what many Japanese companies did for a few decades; they would encourage marriage between employees and provide housing so your entire life was devoted to them. Even your own wife (who stopped working) would push you to stay loyal to the company. Obviously that model fell apart once Japanese companies started to fire people...
Re:going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Funny)
Google employees are not slaves.
Too bad. I heard somewhere that they could learn some desirable skills, like being a blacksmith. :-/s
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So what's the digital equivalent to 16 tons of number 9 coal?
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TPS Reports, and a bunch of unreasonable software development sprint tasks that no human could reasonably complete in 2 weeks.
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Re: going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Insightful)
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because changing jobs sucks (Score:2, Insightful)
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base presumptions:
The company is NOT on your side. Period.
He/She IS a psycho and the processes ARE unfair.
Anything that comes along after that is gravy or something to be dealt with as needed
Job done
Re: because changing jobs sucks (Score:2)
Your âoejob doneâ entirely misses that the person probably does understand the current state at their current employer. This, assuming the worst about every possible future employer may prevent disappointment, but hardly leads to useful decision making.
Re: going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Interesting)
Mostly laziness and the fear of the unknown.
Same deal we have here with waitstaff. Before Covid, waiters and cooks had crappy pay, crappy hours, crappy workload and a mostly miserable job. The main reason most stayed was that they were worried to not find anything else.
Then Covid came and they got fired because the restaurants they worked at had to close down. Waiters and cooks were forced to find something else and, lo and behold, they did. Better pay, better hours, less workload and generally better conditions.
Restaurants have a REALLY hard time right now to hire anyone. They're getting pretty desperate (don't worry, not desperate enough to actually pay more), but a lot of restaurants now open only on a few days a week because they simply don't have the staff for 7 days of business.
Same deal here.
Re: going back to the company store days! (Score:2)
I cam answer that: Learning the ropes at a new place is stressful.
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Have you been to Google's campus in Mountain View? Google is across the road from Google :^)
Re: going back to the company store days! (Score:2)
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Very true :^)
Re:going back to the company store days! (Score:5, Insightful)
Google is hoping to lure workers back to the office
Show up for work, or you're fired. Problem solved. No "luring" needed. It's time for these pussies to grow a spine and put a stop to this nonsense.
I completely agree with that. Google could say "show up or you're fired". It's their right as a business.
On the flip side, employees can say "I'm not working in an office. If I am required to, I quit."
That's what I did as an employee (not for Google) about 10 years ago. My employer caved and allowed it for a year. Then they said "come back to the office because we just purchased a larger office". I said "no", they said it wasn't optional, and I quit on the spot.
Now I run my own business and 100% of our employees work from home with the rare (maybe one day every 3-4 months) client-site visit.
Why spend hundreds or thousands (or in Big Tech's case probably hundreds of thousands) per month on office space and forcing employees to waste hours every day being unproductive behind a windshield? I happily work 4 12-15-hour days every week...because I can live in the middle of nowhere and it's still costs me less time and money than when I used to drive 50 miles to work every day....no having to leave early for the inevitable 15-20 minute traffic jam, no parking meters, no tolls, decreased vehicle maintenance costs (bought a car in 2017 and it's still under 60k miles), etc...
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Why spend hundreds or thousands (or in Big Tech's case probably hundreds of thousands) per month on office space and forcing employees to waste hours every day being unproductive behind a windshield?
Possible answer: Control. Forcing the Plebs around gives those in upper management woodies knowing they have so much control over other peoples lives.
Another possible is it gives upper's a "home court" advantage in any ordering people around. A person in their home is more likely to say "No" to an onerous request than if they are in their Bosses office. Which is also an aspect of "control"
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Possible answer: Control. Forcing the Plebs around gives those in upper management woodies knowing they have so much control over other peoples lives.
Another possible is it gives upper's a "home court" advantage in any ordering people around. A person in their home is more likely to say "No" to an onerous request than if they are in their Bosses office. Which is also an aspect of "control"
Maybe so...but maybe it's the quality of the employees they are hiring. I'm willing to do just about anything that isn't illegal, immoral, or unsafe as long as I keep getting a good paycheck. I mean...if I were earning $15/hr at a gas station and they decided they wanted me to start cutting down brush and felling trees on their property in 115 degree heat, I wouldn't be interested....but if I were making $150k/year at some tech company and they asked if I could help clean the bathrooms because all the jan
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This is probably one of the reasons why Google is investing so much money in self-driving vehicles. Sure, the primary reason is that automakers want that feature to sell more cars. That said, if Googlers start buying self-driving cars, they can put that 10 hours a week wasted sitting in traffic to use by making them work remotely from the car.
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You're thinking like someone who works for a living. Stop that. Start thinking like someone who owns for a living. What George Carlin called in his rants "The Owners". Their interests are completely disconnected from yours and mine.
Interesting thought....but I *do* work for a living. Even though I'm a small business owner, I'm never going to be part of that in-group that is investing in trying to keep people in office spaces in order to make returns on investments in other nearby companies or profit off being some restaurant across the street from FBHQ.
Maybe I've misunderstood what you're getting at...
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You're not a capitalist. You remember of the working class not the capital class. If you want doing work for your small business it would go away. Paris H
Re:You spend the money on the office space (Score:5, Insightful)
I start to care about their failed investments when they start to care about my mortgage.
In other words, I don't give a fuck they tied that boulder around their neck. If that company sinks, I'll find something else.
What if you can't? (Score:2)
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I'd probably just stop working. I'd miss it, but there are limitations of what I put up with.
I should have enough money to keep going 'til I croak. As stated before, I don't really need much.
Re:going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Insightful)
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Meaning you don't have a better argument. ;)
I get the "be better than the competition" philosophy but it meant something different when a minimum wage worker could own a house.
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time for these pussies to grow a spine and put a stop to this nonsense
ad hominem
And attaching some the implication that yielding to market forces and allowing your workers to work from home is some form of weakness associated with femininity is a much better class of argument?
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Show up for work, or you're fired. Problem solved. No "luring" needed. It's time for these pussies to grow a spine and put a stop to this nonsense.
Yes, I'm sure Google having to cancel projects due to staffing shortages would be considered 'problem solved'... by Apple, Google, Microsoft...
Re:going back to the company store days! (Score:4, Funny)
Dear boss,
I found something new.
More money
Less YOU
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What's the benefit? (Score:5, Insightful)
> of sleep and less friction," the description reads. "Next, you could walk out of your room and
> quickly grab a delicious breakfast or get a workout in before work starts."
I don't understand the benefit of this. I can do this currently when working at home. I don't have to spend $99 on top.
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Re:What's the benefit? (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't understand the benefit of this. I can do this currently when working at home. I don't have to spend $99 on top.
Yeah, that's the weird thing - and what struck me right away as I read the summary. Why are they charging anything? If it were free, some people might consider it an incentive.
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It would be a taxable benefit, and I'm sure they'd rather hand out benefits which don't increase their tax bill.
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A taxable benefit increases the employee's, not the employer's, tax bill.
There is a minor exception to this in that the company would be responsible for their half of the payroll tax on that benefit -- but any employee at Google who would likely qualify for this benefit is already above the Social Security cap so Google would only be responsible for the 1.45% Medicare tax. I.e., if they gave the room away to the employee and it was worth $99, the cost to Google in payroll taxes would be less than $1.50 - fa
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Would those who instead bought or rented a home nearby get a $99/day raise? If not, this could result in a morale problem with the "in office" employees who are paying big bucks out of their own pockets to live nearby because they find "in person" work is more productive for teams.
It likely wouldn't be a problem for a few days a year (just as paying to put a remote employee up in a hotel and pay for their travel expenses for a couple trips a year to the "mothership" isn't likely to cause a morale problem) b
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I don't understand the benefit of this. I can do this currently when working at home. I don't have to spend $99 on top.
I see a benefit to Google: about $3, 000 per month paid by each employee to the Google-owned and no-doubt under-booked silicon valley hotel.
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Or - hear me out... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Is it really "free", though? Silicon Valley rents are insane, mortgages even more so.
Unless you took the opportunity that the COVID lockdown provided to move to the boonies, you might actually be better off living at Hotel Google.
dystopian nightmare (Score:4, Insightful)
dystopian nightmare
is there really anything else that needs to be said here?
Re: dystopian nightmare (Score:2)
Once you step inside, you find out there are no handles to open the doors back up.
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It is the Hotel California.
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Does the Google Hotel include that warm smell of colitas?
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More a roach motel.
Working from home is free (Score:4, Interesting)
What the..? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Geez, Google is simply offering an employee discount on a hotel room and you're all acting like they're putting you in chains.
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Geez, Google is simply offering an employee discount on a hotel room
From the summary:
at an on-campus hotel in Mountain View for $99 a night
If they were booking a nearby Marriot, you might have a point...but they're not.
Google is charging Google employees to stay in a hotel room that Google owns, which exists on Google property, as a means of "easing a transition" that is demonstrably unnecessary.
The issue isn't the discount, it's the principle.
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Imagine you're a Google employee. During the pandemic when you started working from home, you bought a house in a way more affordable area, perhaps even out-of-state. Now you're being required or pressured to come to the office every once in a while. This would be the most convenient thing in the world, fly/drive in and stay at the hotel for 4 nights and then drive back home for the weekend. As the article says, they're reducing the "friction" of employees coming back to the office if they've already pl
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Well, if you can get classified as a 1099 contractor rather than a W2 employee....you could write off all this expense on taxes.
Also hosed if they sold their Silicon Valley home (Score:2)
Imagine you're a Google employee. During the pandemic when you started working from home, you bought a house in a way more affordable area, perhaps even out-of-state. Now you're being required or pressured to come to the office every once in a while.
Also: If they had a house in Silicon Valley and sold it they're hosed for buying back in. Prices have continued to climb, supplies to dwindle, and they may have paid substantial taxes on the sale of the old place. They spent a bunch of that money on the new p
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Imagine me saying "LOL, no. I can do my work from here just as fine".
insert signature here
Stop insisting employees come back! (Score:5, Insightful)
When companies force employees back to the office, they're stating several realities:
1. Your time has no value.
2. Your productivity is worthless.
3. We're unwilling to adjust and evolve.
4. You're not worth any value to us.
Unless you have an excellent reason for demanding a return, such as, your productive can be shown to be practical, or you're known to be goofing off, doing other work, missing meeting, and so on, then you have no case.
The other reality is, are you going to duplicate or improve our home offices at the office? Are you going to give me a 10k budget to design and outfit my private and personnel office? No, then why should I come back?
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While I sympathize with where you're going with this....your questions are a bit rhetorical in nature.
The answers are:
1. No.
2. If you want a job you will, if not, you quit / are fired.
Pretty simple really.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of work from home, but it is a business rela
Re:Stop insisting employees come back! (Score:4, Interesting)
If you need your developers in the office, you either don't understand their job, or you're on a power trip. If you require HR in the office, then you don't understand the job, or you're on a power trip. How many roles can I repeat that for? I understand that security guards need to be on sight, and IT to some level should be on sight, but outside of that, you require office support, and that's it.
Come back to the office? Why, I save ~10 hours a week in commute time, and I save ~$70 in gas, so I'll put that towards my work environment. Instead of you having to buy chairs, desks, pens, pencils, paper, etc... let me cover that, and you let me work at home.
I have known people to goof off and get nothing done, but those are rare occurrences, and sure those people should be in an office, but most people, no.
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I'm in security. It's near impossible to actually measure productivity in this field. I have no choice but to trust my people. Whether they are in office or at home, because if they really wanted to goof off, they easily can. Whether in office or at home.
If you don't trust your employee, fire them. Just plain and simple. If you have reason to assume they're goofing off, fire them. Because a "professional" goof will be able to do so whether he's in the office or at home. If you think you have more "control"
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If you want a job you will, if not, you quit / are fired.
Then why doesn't Google do this? Maybe because they know it would backfire spectacularly. Cry wolf and lose your voice. Its like the Russians who have threatened to use nuclear weapons in Ukraine 57 times so far during this war. Nobody even listens anymore, it doesn't even make the news. That's the thing about bluffing, sometimes, you actually have to be holding the winning cards.
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In the eternal words of my drill sergeant, never draw a gun if you're not also absolutely willing to use it. If you draw a gun and you are not willing to use it, you're putting yourself in mortal danger because the other party will act in the assumption that you will use it and will use any force necessary to ensure you don't.
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Same sentiment, more on the nose.
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Of course they were damn good engineers. The damn good engineers don't have to put up with that kind of bullshit, they already found something else before that order was officially handed to them. What you're now likely stuck with is the duds that have to grin and bear it and accept the terms because they could not find something else.
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Works for me.
I'm old. Which entails that I have quite a bit of money stashed simply by virtue of, well, being old and having worked a long time. Also, I have a skill set that is in incredibly high demand an in equally incredibly short supply.
You will cater to my whim. If you don't, the next company does. I know how this game works and I know how to play it. Here's my demands, take it or leave it.
I'm done playing that corporate game. I simply and plainly don't want to anymore.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of work from home, but it is a business relationship between employee/employer and either party are free to disagree and part company.
Sure, but it goes both ways. If you want employees, then you'll have to find a way to make them happy.
One way or another, if Google truly thinks that employees are more valuable when they come into the office, then they will have to pay for that extra value. Either explicitly, with perks or bonuses for those who come in, or silently, in general salary.
What, No Wife? (Score:3)
For $99, I'd want a lot more than a bed and breakfast:
1) A couple of kids for my emotional health
2) A wife to tuck me in (nudge-nudge-wink-wink)
3) A well-stocked fridge and pantry, and midnight snacks too!
4) A well stocked bar (at least 1 single-malt scotch please)
5) All my favorite streaming services on a big screen TV. With surround-sound, and a Roku stick, and an XBox, and a PS5.
6) A dog with big floppy ears
7) I won't ask for an en-suite BBQ, but it sure would sweeten the pot.
I'm sure I missed a few, but man, they missed a lot!
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[BAEG]
If permanent that is a good deal (Score:2)
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The hotel room also gets cleaned daily for you. And dealing with a fault it just going to the front desk, nt arguing with the landlord.
I wouldn't do it, but I can see it would have value to some. You pay rent-ish prices and just everything is taken care of automatically.
More managerial delusions (Score:2)
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With hookers and coke (Score:2)
Just imagine... (Score:2)
Just imagine spending most of your earnings on a $99 a night place to sleep on campus, essentially giving your salary back to the company. One step closer to conscripted labor.
Can some explain this please? (Score:2)
Why does google, a company that is all "online", need people in physical offices?
I am a technologist working in a manufacturing research organisation. I have to visit customers sites to understand their manufacturing challenges, but the rest of the time, apart from a few rare "we need to whiteboard this together" scenarios, I work from home. I basically work from home all the time. How could an online company need on-site staff? Is it just so they can physically abuse them to work harder? (Yes, I've been th
A slight coupon ?! (Score:2)
If anything, Google is SELLING hotel space to its OWN employees !!
Looks like a major fail in incentivization there.
Back in college ... (Score:2)
This has to be some kind of joke (Score:2)
Let me get this straight...Google is asking people to pay $99/nt to stay in a hotel to avoid traffic jams from driving into the office?
How about I just keep working from home, avoid the traffic and you can keep your $99/nt hotel?
So we have gone from free pizza and massages to ME paying for a hotel so that YOU can see me sitting in a cubicle? How about YOU pay for the hotel and I'll think about it? Or better yet, I'll just take my talents elsewhere.
Lure (Score:2)
Google is hoping to lure workers back to the office....
Okay, let's see what it has to offer for a hundred bucks a day.
Just imagine no commute to the office in the morning....
They already have that at home, but for free.
...instead, you could have an extra hour of sleep and less friction....
They already have that at home, but for free.
Next, you could walk out of your room and quickly grab a delicious breakfast or get a workout in before work starts.
They already have that at home, but for free.
...you could enjoy a quiet evening on top of the rooftop deck or take in one of the fun local activities.
They don't have that while working from home, but I'm sure they have equally appealing (to those for whom stuff like it is appealing), or better, alternatives at home, but for free.
My verdict: Google's fucking insane if they think people want to spend $100 a day to get nothing they're not already getting at hom
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Google could read the room, let people work how they want to work and let them save 100 bucks by, you know, not going to a building for no reason?
Seriously, all the tools are there for effective distributed software development. The days of the super expensive workstation and fast internet only at a office are long, long gone.
Just write off the office space, sell it for mixed use and housing, save the gas and stress on the infrastructure already.
Dorms! (Score:2)
I wouldn't mind this to avoid long commutes like I did during my college days.
$99 /night is just an promo rate full rate is high (Score:2)
$99 /night is just an promo rate full rate is higher
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Rent for an apartment like that in Mountain View is maybe $2500/month now? Could even be a few hundred cheaper if you're lucky, eg. https://sfbay.craigslist.org/p... [craigslist.org] is "only" $2,295 for a 1 bedroom.
So while the two are close, an apartment is still cheaper (vs. about $3000/month for the hotel).
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Are any employees forced to stay at "the company hotel"? The entitlement some of you people display is really off the charts.
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This is Google. The employee is the prostitute.
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I was more thinking of some stand-in that pretends to be me so I can work from home while they think I'm in the hotel.