Bus-Melting Jet Cars Are Getting Scarce (wsj.com) 78
As racetracks close and old aircraft engines get harder to find, the crowd-pleasing spectacles are endangered. From a report: Magdatude is a 1946 Chevy pickup modified with a jet engine. It wasn't put there for speed. On a rainy September night, the truck rumbled onto the infield of the Rockford Speedway in Illinois, stopping with its business end about 10 feet from a junk minibus. The engine whined to life and shot a blast of fire from its afterburner, engulfing the bus until it was reduced to a charred metal skeleton. "There's nothing left of that thing!" the announcer shouted. "Holy cow!"
It was a textbook jet car meltdown, once a common spectacle at racetracks and drag strips. The fiery craft has become endangered as venues close, spare parts grow scarce and practitioners dwindle. "I think realistically there's going to be a few people that keep it alive," said Josh Baumgartner, Magdatude's owner. "We're hoping to be among them."
A former Navy mechanic named Doug Rose helped to popularize meltdowns after he created a dragster using a jet engine from a scrapyard. According to his widow, Jeanne, he conducted his first fire show around 1968 with a car he named the Green Mamba. Over the years, he honed his craft until he could torch a half-dozen vehicles at once. "Doug's objective was to please the people," she said.
It was a textbook jet car meltdown, once a common spectacle at racetracks and drag strips. The fiery craft has become endangered as venues close, spare parts grow scarce and practitioners dwindle. "I think realistically there's going to be a few people that keep it alive," said Josh Baumgartner, Magdatude's owner. "We're hoping to be among them."
A former Navy mechanic named Doug Rose helped to popularize meltdowns after he created a dragster using a jet engine from a scrapyard. According to his widow, Jeanne, he conducted his first fire show around 1968 with a car he named the Green Mamba. Over the years, he honed his craft until he could torch a half-dozen vehicles at once. "Doug's objective was to please the people," she said.
Gay clickbait (Score:1)
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News for rednecks, stuff that burns.
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Re: Gay clickbait (Score:2, Insightful)
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i am gay and i resent that statement, gays are environmentally conscientious and do not condone wasting fuel to amuse a crowd of beer drinking idiots
I don't know what it's like elsewhere, but here in Florida we most certainly do get coal rollin' redneck gays, too. It's almost as if the whole same-sex attraction thing is really only one aspect of a person's personality.
That being said, this gay dude still isn't going anywhere near a burning bus because there's no way I'm exposing myself to all those damn cancer fumes.
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Oh dang... (Score:5, Funny)
I guess you will have to fall back to just torching busses with flame throwers... What a sad era we are marching toward...
Re:Oh dang... (Score:4, Funny)
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I guess you will have to fall back to just torching busses with flame throwers...
Or sidewalk weed burners with a gun-shaped housing to make it look more like a flame thrower.
Re: Total Waste by Rednecks with no intelligence (Score:5, Interesting)
There's no shortage of destruction porn videos on YouTube. It's not a phenomenon limited to rednecks. You'll find things being microwaved, shot with guns, set on fire, frozen, smashed, crashed, dropped from altitude, crushed with a hydraulic press, zapped with high voltage, burned with lasers, blown up with high explosives, cut apart with angle grinders, and dropped into acid.
If you can think of a method of distraction and a thing, someone has probably done it. I heard this one time a certain rich guy even launched an electric car into space. Humans are weird.
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"Destruction" not "distraction", damn phone. Although watching things getting destroyed does seem to be a popular distraction.
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Great point. How is it that racism and sexism are so out of vogue, but social class discrimination seems to be fine among the asshole community?
I'd be willing to ban oversized trucks from urban streets, but still secretly love me a Demolition derby. [wikipedia.org]
The popularity of BBCs Top Gear, and the posh accents of the presenters, show that combination of cars and destruction has mainstream appeal.
"Destruction" not "distraction", damn phone.
We have phones too, so no need to explain obvious and amusing typo :-)
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I don't see any mention of "Will it Blend?" https://www.youtube.com/channe... [youtube.com]
I had the same thought, except with a vision of a huge blender that would fit a car.
Re: Total Waste by Rednecks with no intelligence (Score:4, Interesting)
I agree with you that this is not a highbrow form of entertainment. But that's a matter of taste. Some people think television and Hollywood movies are also lowbrow entertainment. You don't have to be inbred to enjoy Adam Sandler movies, or jet engines destroying buses.
Re: Total Waste by Rednecks with no intelligence (Score:5, Funny)
You don't have to be inbred to enjoy Adam Sandler movies
...but it certainly helps.
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I can't resist: Adam Sandler for the whole family. [youtube.com]
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I agree with you that this is not a highbrow form of entertainment. But that's a matter of taste. Some people think television and Hollywood movies are also lowbrow entertainment. You don't have to be inbred to enjoy Adam Sandler movies, or jet engines destroying buses.
Agreed. Highbrow no, but as others mentioned there's no shortage of YouTube channels with geeky guys destroying things. The difference between the two forms of spectacle isn't the height of the brows but the associated culture.
The jet engine trucks aren't my cup of tea, but I won't look down on folks for being fans.
I'm over here riding a bicycle (Score:5, Funny)
so you can burn buses for show with my CO2 budget, and now you can't because you're out of jet engines. Commiserations.
Old Turbojets are becoming rare. (Score:5, Informative)
This phenomenon thrived off of war surplus turbojets, now more museum pieces than kinetic art. Mechanics and parts are also becoming scarce likewise are the venues for contraptions that marry an old GE J47 with a School Bus or a tube chassis-based flamethrower. We should also consider it a sad loss because we lose people willing to take the risk. Not long ago, one of the crowd-pleasing favorites, Shockwave, suffered a massive crash killing the driver. [wikipedia.org] My sons used to love watching that truck go past as it raced some old warbird or stunt plane down a runway. Yes they're dinosaurs, they burn tons of fuel in a spectacle that most don't understand and that's a sad thing too.
Re:Old Turbojets are becoming rare. (Score:4, Insightful)
This phenomenon thrived off of war surplus turbojets, now more museum pieces than kinetic art. Mechanics and parts are also becoming scarce likewise are the venues for contraptions that marry an old GE J47 with a School Bus or a tube chassis-based flamethrower. We should also consider it a sad loss because we lose people willing to take the risk. Not long ago, one of the crowd-pleasing favorites, Shockwave, suffered a massive crash killing the driver. [wikipedia.org] My sons used to love watching that truck go past as it raced some old warbird or stunt plane down a runway. Yes they're dinosaurs, they burn tons of fuel in a spectacle that most don't understand and that's a sad thing too.
It's rather odd that some here on /. considers this not only not news, but have a rather bigoted response regarding the people who do this sort of thing - perhaps they might do a little introspection.
Yes, there are indeed some idiots at the drag strip - well, there are some idiots everywhere.
However, as a person who rode motocross, and drag raced both motorcycles and cars, I have to note that it's just another form of entertainment, and very technical entertainment at that. And trying to put it as gently as possible - those people that work on and maintain these vehicles - well, most are pretty darn adroit, and I've known plenty pf programmers that aren't all that. So not many here should feel too superior, because they aren't.
Anyhow, it was very fascinating to see these jet cars go. One of my favorites was the race-offs between a jet engine on wheels, powered by thrust only, and one that was attached to a transmission. The trannyjet would be a good way down the track, and the pure thrust jet was just moving, but accelerated like crazy. They were pretty evenly matched, so it was never a given who would win.
I recall that the first time the thrust jet kicked in the afterburners while I was near, I actually experienced synesthesia - I saw concentric rings as my aural systems were overloaded. That was the last time I was around them without ear protection.
Otherwise, I just stuck to my N-stock car, and had fun with my nitro-bike.
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Anyway, near my house there's a small ice racing circuit, it used to be packed with people during the short racing week. But 2 or so years ago they shifted to electric car racing. This year there were NO spectators. At all. So it means that the spectators don't come for the actual racing but just for the noise. This might explain some of the disdain you see on this site. While I can certainly respect the highly skilled mechan
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I don't know how they expected large truck tires to withstand speeds of 500km/h... Anyway, near my house there's a small ice racing circuit, it used to be packed with people during the short racing week. But 2 or so years ago they shifted to electric car racing. This year there were NO spectators. At all. So it means that the spectators don't come for the actual racing but just for the noise. This might explain some of the disdain you see on this site. While I can certainly respect the highly skilled mechanics who work on those vehicles, I don't have much respect for people who just come to hear the wroom wroom. Synesthesia or not ;-P
Could mean a lot of things.
But sound is a big part of the experience, kind of like how going to a concert. So yes, Electric cars will change the experience.
Perhaps a more apt comparison is rocket launches. Imagine if they were silent or nearly so. When I've been to Canaveral for launches there is a whole spectrum pf people in attendance to watch and listen. A lot of engineers, and those low class people you have no respect for.
And each launch is different. Falcon 9's with their yellow exhaust flame -
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As for rocket launches, yes I totally wish I could see (and hear) that. I was somewhat near to sitting *in* one, once being in the 30 finalists for astronaut selection...
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I was just trying to put into words the 'why'. As for rocket launches, yes I totally wish I could see (and hear) that. I was somewhat near to sitting *in* one, once being in the 30 finalists for astronaut selection...
Bummer on not getting to the final group. I'll bet it was an experience of a lifetime even as such!
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What pissed me off was that the 1st call was for a 30 to 40 age range and I was too young (28 or 29), the 2nd was the same range and I was 41, and the most recent was 30 to 50 and guess what, I was 51. Still was al
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This phenomenon thrived off of war surplus turbojets, now more museum pieces than kinetic art.
I was wondering about this. Thing is, I can find lots of YouTube videos of model aircraft people making jet-powered F-14 models and the like. I get the impression hobby-scale jet engines are relatively straightforward to buy (they're about the size of an oatmeal canister).
You're not going to set anything on fire except your garage. Not a bus. But dang, they sound amazing
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You won't find a lot of "how-tos" on plumbing a war surplus engine, control mechanisms, fueling, how not to blow yourself up, etc. It was done because Harry down the street used to be a mechanic on F86s and B-52s. To be sure, there are manuals in the Smithsonian and on Archive.org GE J47 Manual circa 1955 [archive.org] if you want to scale up that F14 model you have in the garage. Oh and have really deep pockets for starters.
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You won't find a lot of "how-tos" on plumbing a war surplus engine, control mechanisms, fueling, how not to blow yourself up, etc. It was done because Harry down the street used to be a mechanic on F86s and B-52s.
Interesting point. Is it the engines or engine mechanics which are the limiting factor?
However, my point was really that at least hobby-scale jet engines are relatively easily available. I would have thought larger (albeit perhaps not bus-melting scale) ones would be too. And yeah, if you want a cheap hobby, buy a vineyard in Napa.
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Hobby jets are more akin to a 1950s early turbojet. They aren't axial flow engines like a modern jet engine and no-one sells one with reheat or an afterburner because of the complexity and the fact it would gulp fuel so fast to make it pointless.
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Hobby jets are more akin to a 1950s early turbojet. They aren't axial flow engines like a modern jet engine...
Are they? Not being an aerospace nerd, I wouldn't notice the difference. I'll have to go back and check. From what I remember (I saw them a few years ago), they looked axial to me.
..and no-one sells one with reheat or an afterburner because of the complexity and the fact it would gulp fuel so fast to make it pointless.
Is that what you need to melt a bus? I could believe that. I can also believe no one in the hobby world wants or needs that. Well, I'm sure some whack job with too much money and time wants to make an afterburning F-16 model just to say they did. And I totally want to see the video.
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> war surplus turbojets...parts are also becoming scarce
They only have to run say 10 minutes per show. That shouldn't wear them out too quick. Are they pushing them beyond a natural range? If so, just dial back say 15% so it lasts longer.
Darwin award. (Score:2)
>> Shockwave, suffered a massive crash killing the driver.
Did this guy get a Darwin award ?
Re:Climate Change? (Score:5, Funny)
EVs will solve this problem. Soon, they will be parking Teslas next to buses. Which, when they catch fire, will melt the buses just as effectively.
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Hey, maybe THAT'S what made Musk decide to sell flamethrowers!
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He probably just remembered this [wikipedia.org] invention [youtube.com] from his native country.
So this means only one thing. (Score:2)
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I'm amazed they used the classic DIGITAL logo on the PDP-11 story the other day. That just shows how long slashdot has been around, Compaq bought DEC back in 1998.
Re:So this means only one thing. (Score:4, Insightful)
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We have plenty of bogans already, cheers.
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https://www.wcia.com/news/rockford-speedway-to-close-after-76-years-being-sold/#:~:text=(WTVO)%20%E2%80%94%20The%20Rockford%20Speedway,decision%20to%20sell%20the%20Speedway.
/. promoting paywall subscriptions? (Score:2)
So I'm seeing A LOT of content being posted that's behind subscripting services. This WSJ article, NYT and Financial Times and others. Can we please stop posting any thing that links to a paywalled article? Otherwise it really feels like /. is just an advertising medium for these places.
Nice healine that I couldn't give two crps about (Score:1)
Super fun until you get cancer 20 years later... (Score:2, Informative)
Despite all the smart-ass replies here? (Score:4, Interesting)
I agree that this is one of those things that's sad to see disappearing, if only because it means we're finally running out of still-operational wartime surplus jet engines usable for projects like this.
I've been a long-time performance car enthusiast, yet I never really got that interested in the commercial races on tracks. I finally attended my first Indy race back in August because the car dealer gave me some free passes. First thing to note? Free tickets don't mean it'll be anywhere near free to attend! Parking in a dirt lot, far from the track, cost me $20 cash (no cards accepted). But yeah - whole thing was, honestly, a little boring. I always heard the stories of how it was "one huge party" with crazy drunk people all around, etc. I think that might still be the case for the people who opt to camp out nearby or in the spaces they let people rent for the weekend inside the center of the track. But in the stands, it's mostly families with a lot of people taking their young kids. The cars go by so fast, it's hard to keep track of who is in what position without consulting the boards displaying the stats. And sadly, the only thing that really breaks the monotony of all of them zipping past you in the oval they're going around are the wrecks. Some of the die-hard enthusiasts rent out scanners so they can listen to the drivers talking to the pit crew, and I can see how that makes it a little easier to get into it. But all in all? I completely get how most people would be more entertained by a spectacle like a rocket car burning up some "destined for the junk yard" scrap vehicle, or doing interesting stunts.
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I went to a NASCAR race once. Never felt compelled to go back.
I go to local track races. $30 for everything all day including the parking, close-up action, actual "huge party" atmosphere, you can often talk to drivers and other crew members about geek stuff, and there's usually more than one race event on the schedule. Small tracks often finish up with a demolition derby or other novelty events, too. Great fun!
No worries! A new Cold War is coming! (Score:2)
The New Cold War between the US and China will solve this by funding vast investment in exotic weapons technologies, most of which will be completely impractical, leaving a new set of cool surplus equipment for 21st century tinkerers.
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"RocketGPT burns woke EV bus and electric stove using hypersonic missile engine from Wuhan Labs!"
Red staters would pay big money for that.
Invent a new meltdown (Score:2)
Get a junkyard Tesla, charge it up, puncture the lithium battery with the redneck weapon of your choice (50 cal would be awesome), let the meltdown commence and watch the crowd go wild. Offer a raffle for the one that gets to "pull the trigger". Yeehaw!
No shortage of racetrack excitement ... (Score:2)
In the meantime, there's no shortage of racetrack fun, like this [youtube.com] of a Mustang GT hitting the wall while trying to race a C7 Corvette. Noting one sarcastic commentator, "Wow I've never seen a Mustang lose control."
Associated article: Ford Mustang vs C7 Corvette Drag Race Ends, How Else, With the Mustang in the Wall [thedrive.com].
It sounds like a lot of stupid fun (Score:2)
I'd love to see a jet burn a bus up, but what an environmental disaster that is. I'm surprised it's allowed at all. Not something I'd pay to see or would want to be downwind of.
If I had known that was a career... (Score:1)
> as venues close, spare parts grow scarce and practitioners dwindle...
WTF is on their business card? "School Bus Fryer"? Try to get past airport security with that. Even if you show them a video to explain, they'll still probe your rump for safe measure.
Green destruction (Score:1)
Land d
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>> the race tracks shuts down.
Nobody cares.
Life Pro Tip (Score:3)
Safety, not scarcity. (Score:1)
There were multiple racing outfits chasing jet cars a few years back.
They stopped after a rash of deaths in the field.
A couple of which pulled out when a common company rep DIED during competition.
Here's one groups.
https://youtu.be/5jjq07vmB0o?s... [youtu.be]
Other scarce things (Score:2)