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Microsoft Exec Tells Staff There Won't Be an Amazon-style Return-to-Office Mandate Unless Productivity Drops (yahoo.com) 56

Microsoft won't impose a new return-to-office mandate unless management concludes that productivity has dropped, a high-level exec has reportedly told workers. From a report: The software and cloud-computing giant currently allows employees to work remotely, with many new hires promised the flexibility of working from home at least half the week. But that isn't written in stone. According to two anonymous sources that spoke with Business Insider, executive vice president Scott Guthrie recently told staff at his Microsoft's Cloud and AI group, which includes Azure, that a policy change isn't on the cards at present -- so long as workers stay productive.

While no statement has been provided as of press time, Microsoft told Business Insiderthat the company's work policies have not changed. Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's bombshell decree has roiled tech employees across the sector, many of whom dread a return to hours wasted in traffic jams on the long daily commute.

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Microsoft Exec Tells Staff There Won't Be an Amazon-style Return-to-Office Mandate Unless Productivity Drops

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  • by Pascoea ( 968200 ) on Tuesday October 01, 2024 @02:06PM (#64831825)
    Next weeks headline: "Microsoft management determines productivity has dropped, announces return-to-office mandate."
    • by zlives ( 2009072 )

      beat me to it.

    • Next weeks headline: "Microsoft management determines productivity has dropped, announces return-to-office mandate."

      This. The influential power of the middle-earth management cube farmer, cannot be ignored.

      Many of the elder farmers retired with COVID. But as the return to office slowly happened for most they were replaced with a different breed of managementae, belonging to the sub-species of mega-ego-strokers.

      The good news is cube farm walls will be 2 feet shorter, but will come in limited edition baby-shit-seafoam green and anti-gun grey. Furniture orders will drop at midnight, open for 3 minutes via Ticketmaster.

    • The weird thing is Microsoft is one of the more remote-friendly tech companies. How did that happen?
    • by leonbev ( 111395 )

      Microsoft isn't that crazy... they'll wait for at least a couple of quarters before they "announce" their lower productivity numbers and force more people back to the office. They will have poached whatever Amazon talent they could have by then.

  • by peterww ( 6558522 ) on Tuesday October 01, 2024 @02:17PM (#64831853)

    "Unless productivity drops" - so workers will now fear for their remote work, and push themselves harder to keep productivity up. Now he can gain a bump in productivity which may help improve the next quarter or two, and *then* dump the return-to-office mandate on everyone. This guy knows how to executive.

    • "Unless productivity drops" - so workers will now fear for their remote work, and push themselves harder to keep productivity up. Now he can gain a bump in productivity which may help improve the next quarter or two, and *then* dump the return-to-office mandate on everyone. This guy knows how to executive.

      It is called "carrot & stick" motivation management; a variation of "manage by objective" or MBO. Tell people what you expect of them. And tell them what will happen if they don't achieve it.

      The /. slacker / whiny mob would simply call it a different version of "The beatings will continue until morale improves." /s

      • Not sure you can call it "carrot & stick" if the "carrot" consists entirely of "we won't apply the stick".
        • Ya- bingo. Carrot and stick is a euphemism or corporate doublespeak. It's really just selective application of stick.
    • "Unless productivity drops" - so workers will now fear for their remote work, and push themselves harder to keep productivity up. Now he can gain a bump in productivity which may help improve the next quarter or two, and *then* dump the return-to-office mandate on everyone. This guy knows how to executive.

      (The Executing Executive) ”The fuck do you mean our best workers quit?! Dammit, we have deadlines!”

      (HR) ”Well..the competition is still fully supporting WFH..”

    • by khchung ( 462899 )

      "Unless productivity drops" - so workers will now fear for their remote work, and push themselves harder to keep productivity up.

      Do you think that knowledge workers are like digging trenches, where one can simply "push" themselves and productivity can go up? You have the makings of a PHB.

      Remote workers have better productivity because they avoided roughly 2 hours of exhausting commute everyday, and can have a nice and fresh homemade lunch in their own kitchen instead of whatever junk food is available near the office.

      Not to mentioned that even if you are working in office, you could be fired if your productivity drops, so you are th

  • Are they suggesting the Amazon back to work BS isn't about productivity, culture, and "working together"? Shocked I tell you. Shocked. As you know at Amazon they have a bar raiser. They only hire people that are good enough to raise the baseline. (AKA dealing themselves out of high worker liquidity) - part of that important culture of constantly having a start-up mentality and raising the bar is doing shitty 70s management style things like insist against all data (due to ulterior motives and stupid over
    • by tlhIngan ( 30335 )

      RTO is code for silent layoffs these days. Basically they're just culling people and doing it by calling RTO to get people to quit so they don't have to pay for them.

      Of course, it has the effect that people in hot fields, like AI, know they can quit and be hired 5 minutes afterwards by competitors.

      Microsoft is trying to pick up Amazon's AI people - Amazon's AI group is getting poached by companies like Microsoft and OpenAI.

  • by Spinlock_1977 ( 777598 ) <Spinlock_1977.yahoo@com> on Tuesday October 01, 2024 @02:49PM (#64831947) Journal

    10 years ago, I interviewed with Amazon in Toronto. They had a bunch of floors high up in an expensive tower overlooking Lake Ontario. When I entered they gave me a little gift bag with a notepad and pen, some breath mints (honestly), and a bottle of water. I interviewed with with 3 different groups. 2 came into the room, the other came in remotely on the big-screen. (A little ironic in this context, but not really). At the time, there was lots of talk about the great salaries at Amazon. During my process, I learned a bunch of that awesomeness came in the form of benefits, so it's wasn't quite as amazing as I had hoped. Some colleagues who worked there also told me they put in a lot of hours and worked very hard. In the end, I took a position elsewhere.

    Today, the word on the street is that the salaries are awesome only if you're a superstar, but the hours are still long and a lot of hard work is still expected no matter who you are. And now they're doing the Return To Office silliness.

    I've come to three conclusions:
        - working at Amazon isn't the awesome thing it used to be
        - they're confusing "on-site" with "productive"
        - Microsoft is probably receiving applications today from Amazonians looking to bail

    • 10 years ago, I interviewed with Amazon in Toronto. They had a bunch of floors high up in an expensive tower overlooking Lake Ontario. When I entered they gave me a little gift bag with a notepad and pen, some breath mints (honestly), and a bottle of water. I interviewed with with 3 different groups. 2 came into the room, the other came in remotely on the big-screen. (A little ironic in this context, but not really). At the time, there was lots of talk about the great salaries at Amazon. During my process, I learned a bunch of that awesomeness came in the form of benefits, so it's wasn't quite as amazing as I had hoped. Some colleagues who worked there also told me they put in a lot of hours and worked very hard. In the end, I took a position elsewhere.

      Today, the word on the street is that the salaries are awesome only if you're a superstar, but the hours are still long and a lot of hard work is still expected no matter who you are. And now they're doing the Return To Office silliness.

      I've come to three conclusions: - working at Amazon isn't the awesome thing it used to be - they're confusing "on-site" with "productive" - Microsoft is probably receiving applications today from Amazonians looking to bail

      Can confirm. I interviewed and thought they were a total shitshow...they were offended when I didn't want to go in for a follow-up...sorry...someone else made a better impression on the interview, has a better reputation, and is offering me 25% more pay...so...kindly kick rocks.

      I have a few friends who went there and said it's not as bad as everyone says....so...not sure what to believe. They don't "seem" happy...but can't tell if that's because they're working at Amazon or merely getting older...age mak

  • ...And that "until" is some hacker breaks the encryption used by Cisco AnyConnect, especially if that hacker is a "state actor." Just that would cause so much panic that you could see a large fraction of remote work disappear almost overnight because if someone can hack AnyConnect, they could easily hack all of its competitors out there, too.

  • If you had a choice between making $20,000 more at the office instead of WFH, you would actually make about $7,000 *per year* in your pocket after paying federal and local taxes, social security taxes, and the costs of working (gasoline, extra miles on car, eating out for lunch, "feel good" products like starbucks, dry-cleaning).

    Plus the risk of getting into car accidents (1 per 8 years on average). So that's about $28 dollars per day in exchange for 2 hours per day of your life.

    And it doesn't include nee

    • I suppose each case is going to be different. Owning a car may be required whether you WFH or not - I am told many people in the US live in suburbs so a car may be a necessity already. I do not have kids, so take this with a pinch of salt. Children are needy creatures and distract you from work all the time. You probably want to pay for childcare if you want to be productive.
      • by kalpol ( 714519 )
        Every case is indeed different. It's interesting to explore the variations. For instance, yes, most in the US own a car. The US is *gigantic* compared to lots of places in other countries with better public transport, so between the size and the general desire to keep the taxes low, you don't get really usable public transport in most areas except the really dense ones. And people working from home don't usually live in the dense areas due to cost and lack of space. As for kids, yes, child care no matter w
      • Oh, I wasn't talking about owning a car. I was talking about how frequently you had to replace the car.

        For most folks, if you work from home, you will likely drive 4,000 to 6,000 miles per year. Your car will *easily* last 20a years.

        If you drive to the office, you will be using 8,000 to 12,000 more miles per year. And I'm being conservative... for many jobs, 18,000 more miles per year. Your car will last between 6 and 8 years. That's an extra $36,000 ... twice over 20 years (replacing your car every 7

      • Also... many routes to work now have tolls each way. So that's another $4 per day to drive to work.

  • Hey Microsoft. All your stupid cloud products don't fucking work. Is that considered a drop in productivity or are you cool with that level of service?

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