

Google Forcing Some Remote Workers To Come Back 3 Days a Week or Lose Their Jobs (cnbc.com) 83
Five years removed from the onset of the Covid pandemic, Google is demanding that some remote employees return to the office if they want to keep their jobs and avoid being part of broader cost cuts at the company. CNBC reports: Several units within Google have told remote staffers that their roles may be at risk if they don't start showing up at the closest office for a hybrid work schedule, according to internal documents viewed by CNBC. Some of those employees were previously approved for remote work.
Yeah it kind of is. (Score:4, Insightful)
This is basically a way for them to fire you without severance or without unemployment insurance.
A friend of a friend who smokes a little weed just lost their job to random drug testing. He'd been working for that company for something like 10 years.
Doesn't really matter anymore everything's just going to shit because people need jerk reactions are always dumb shit like getting mad at people who don't have to drive into the office instead of mad that they have to drive into the office.
It's that stupid lizard brain we've all got. The one thing it comprehends is unfairness. If I've got to go into the office so do you. If I have to be miserable so does absolutely fucking everybody else. At no point am I going to question why I am miserable. I'm just going to drag everyone down with me.
My mom used to do that. Hell she did the thing where she would actively sabotage herself to prevent herself from being successful too. all sorts of nasty little mental behaviors that can be exploited by the ultra ultra ultra wealthy to screw us over.
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These are always stealth layoffs.
The company makes their employment rules (as is their right). Those that don't like those rules are always free to take their talent to another company that matches their goals and aspirations (whatever those might be). Some companies may not be the right fit for everyone, and Google is not exempt from that reality.
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> The company makes their employment rules (as is their right).
They don't have to make this rule. Sometimes being unnecessarily cruel to your workers is just being evil.
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You are taking the attitude that people MUST come to the office because....of no real reason. If you were hired with the clear terms being that the entire job is remote, then changing that is actually a violation of the employment agreement made between employer and employee. Now, for SOME things, being in the office is needed(equipment maintenance positions for example). But for others, there is ZERO reason to require that people come into the office. If there are not enough desks, or even enough p
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Having worked in a big city downtown all my career, I know that very few employees there were ever given parking by their employer. Everyone else paid for parking or took public transportation. (Actually, I knew a few that lived close enough to walk or take a bicycle.)
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Record profits every quarter since working from home and it's suddenly a problem?
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Asking your employees to work at a specific location that you know will cost them more, cause them more stress, result in them spending more hours away from home without those extra hours being spent working, etc, for no apparent reason is cruel and shitty, the only way it wouldn't be is if you're a corporate bootlicker who thinks that because corporations can do things that they should do them, and who takes joy in others misery.
Also, let me get another thing out of the way: a "DEI hire" is someone who wo
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"That means a DEI hire is almost always better than a non-DEI hire"
maybe in your dreams.
you have two candidates for a job, a qualified one and one you are hiring for marketing and quota.
and you are saying that the one hired for marketing an quota is almost always better.
yeah sure.
Re: Yeah it kind of is. (Score:1)
surprised pikachu (Score:2)
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> The company makes their employment rules (as is their right).
They don't have to make this rule. Sometimes being unnecessarily cruel to your workers is just being evil.
It's only cruel for those who aer misanthropic.
Your logic is weird. I work half at home, half in person - there is no choice other than I can work all onsite if I like.
So is my employer, wonderful half the week, then cruel the other?
And what about all those jobs that are inherently onsite? You aren't going to run a nuclear plant from home, or drill for oil, or smelt iron, from home.
So you can quit anytime you like and find a job where you have to WFH, then you will be fulfilled.
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These are always stealth layoffs.
The company makes their employment rules (as is their right).
The point is they *changed* the rule, and for no apparent reason except to make their employees miserable.
Yeah, we all know Google is evil already.
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They changed the rule in the first palce in the face of a global pandemic... the "apparent reason" to change it back would be "the distributed workforce is no longer necessary."
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These are always stealth layoffs.
The company makes their employment rules (as is their right).
The point is they *changed* the rule, and for no apparent reason except to make their employees miserable.
You must be a joy to work with. If you are miserable, it is because you are miserable. But if you worked for me, I'd insist that you work from home, because you shouldn't be around other humans.
Re: Yeah it kind of is. (Score:1)
"Mmmm I love the taste of boot, yum yum"
This is the sort of person who would just follow orders
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The company makes their employment rules (as is their right).
The employees can form a union and tell the corporation to shove their stupid ass rules (as is their right).
Well, depending on who is running the government. I know a few presidents that would make unions illegal if they could and let corporations do whatever they want.
Re:Yeah it kind of is. (Score:4, Insightful)
I would still file for unemployment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constructive_dismissal [wikipedia.org]
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I know the rules around constructive dismissal pretty well, but I went back over your link anyway.
You would have a devil of a time convincing an arbitrating body or court that this constitutes constructive dismissal.
The better course of action would be to address it as a change to the terms of employment, and that would generally only fly if you were hired after the lockdown and under remote work norms. Otherwise a return to the former standard is probably going to be seen as acceptable, unless the employme
Re: Yeah it kind of is. (Score:2)
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That's what happens when the CEO spends most of his time orbiting Neptune on ketamine...
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I don't think zawarski was implying that people should be able to be high on weed at work because being drunk would be worse. I'm pretty sure zawarski was pointing out the ridiculousness of society vilifying weed while accepting a more impairing drug.
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More than that, if it's legal where he lives, and he's not as high as a giraffe's ass while at work, what fucking business is it of the company's?
Is there a legitimate safety issue here?
Is there a legitimate legality issue here?
Re: Three days in the office (Score:2)
If people are living a significant distance from any office, the requirement to move to keep your job could indeed be terrible.
Re: Three days in the office (Score:5, Interesting)
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But it made me wonder if there's opportunities to exploit time zone differences to increase productivity that everyone is missing.
I've been exploiting time zone differences while working remote for about 10 years now. Those hours where my coworkers aren't present are my most productive hours due to less context switching and interruptions.
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It is absolutely fantastic!
Every weekend is a three day weekend (end work around midnight Friday night, start work Monday at 7 PM).
Every day I have tons of time to do whatever I want.
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Losing an hour of your life per day on traffic is pretty terrible.
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This is the Bay Area we're talking about.
If they're only losing an hour per day on traffic, then they must live really close to the office. My bet is that anyone trying to get to Mountain View is losing much more than that.
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The Google shuttle buses all have WiFi. If I'm not mistaken, for that reason, you are allowed to count time spent working on the bus toward your workday.
Poor Long Covid patients (Score:1, Troll)
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Re:Poor Long Covid patients (Score:4, Informative)
You do realise there are people living outside of the USA?
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There is a lot of Long Covid patients hanging on by a thread using remote work to stay in work who are unable to go into the office. The numbers now suffering are truly ridiculous and only getting worse. We were talking 400million in 2023 but its only grown since then and most of the studies in the past year are absurd numbers. This is going to cause a lot of disability issues for people who need that remote work as an accommodation. So far every company that has tried to force this has backtracked because the consequences have been severe in loss of staff to competitors and ultimately widespread ignoring of the policy.
A growing problem that has hardly captured a headline? How do 400 million simply slip under the radar? Haven't hardly heard a word about the long COVID problem getting worse. But the amount of spoiled insufferable idiots raised with participation trophies instead of father figures who have demanded an entire neurodivergent movement be created to bend and warp the “modern” world to meet every introverted desire? Yeah that got worse. A LOT worse.
Am I denying people are suffering? No. Is soc
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A growing problem that has hardly captured a headline? How do 400 million simply slip under the radar? Haven't hardly heard a word about the long COVID problem getting worse.
Is it possible that yours is one of the few radars it's slipped under? I can help you with that. [yalemedicine.org]
That's not to say that there aren't a lot of whiny, helicopter-parented ex-children out there who believe they merit special treatment because they've always received special treatment. From my own personal observations, they aren't very successful when released into the wild. But long COVID is a real thing, and it's pretty nasty.
Google is a terrible company (Score:3, Insightful)
In case being a privacy invading advertising monopolist wasn't enough...
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Alphabet is no longer Google.
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Work ethic issues. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Work ethic issues. (Score:4, Insightful)
Most software development is done by ultra-remote workers in India.
Good luck getting them to come in to your office 3 days a week!
But somehow execs are rewarded for using those remote workers?!
Re: Work ethic issues. (Score:3)
Iâ(TM)ve seen the same. Some people are very productive from home, others get very little done. Most managers hate firing people and slackers can get away with minimal work for a long time. (But word does get around).
Of course many people have jobs that canâ(TM)t be done from home, so to them people complaining about 3 days a week at work donâ(TM)t get a lot of sympathy.
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Of course many people have jobs that canâ(TM)t be done from home, so to them people complaining about 3 days a week at work donâ(TM)t get a lot of sympathy.
Different jobs have different conditions, things you should have considered when choosing a career path.
Also for those who do still have to travel, removing millions of unnecessary commuters makes the journey a lot better - its the difference between an hour in traffic or a 30 mins easy drive, or having a seat on the train instead of having to stand for an hour. Long term it also serves to rebalance property prices so that you don't have to pay exorbitant prices to live close to your workplace.
Three days vs
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Iâ(TM)ve seen the same. Some people are very productive from home, others get very little done. Most managers hate firing people and slackers can get away with minimal work for a long time. (But word does get around).
Take out "from home"...
Some people are productive, some people are not. The location where they work has very little impact on that, it's just attracted more scrutiny and forms a convenient excuse. Those people who slack off at home were almost certainly slacking off in the office too only you were using a flawed "attendance" methodology to measure productivity.
I've encountered MANY people who arrive early, spend all day in the office and then leave late, but still don't get much done. If HR are measuring a
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There are work ethic issues associated with some people. These people will slack off wether they're in an office or not. I've known countless people who spend an entire day in an office and still fail to get their work done, just as i know many people who work remotely and get their work done reliably.
If someone is just going to slack off then they need to be fired irrespective of where they work, removing or limiting remote work for everyone is just bad all round (extra costs for the company, extra costs a
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Also many kids hate school because they suffer bullying and peer pressure there. Having remote schooling completely eliminates that.
US schools seem to encourage bullying and other poor behavior. Having gone through multiple school systems, both me and immediate family, US schools are the worst, hands down.
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>There are many people who are incredibly dedicated to their jobs, even while working remotely. I truly feel for these people and hope that they are identified and given exceptions where appropriate. But there are also clear work ethic issues associated with remote work.
They won't get exceptions. Just went through this at my employer.
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CEO Arvind rejected the plea. I was laid off for being more than 50 miles from an IBM office. I had started during COVID-19 and had a written and approved 100%
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do the absolute minimum to not get fired I don't understand the problem. That sounds like they're meeting the requirements of the job then.
Yes, they're meeting the minimum requirements of the job, which in general means doing the minimum to do what you've been directed to do and nothing more. I've worked with drones like that. Don't take any initiative. Don't identify any issues. Avoid acquiring new skills. Don't seek interesting assignments. And don't complain when you get the absolute minimum pay raise at review time, or no raise at all. You can always leave and get a job somewhere else, and you're sure to get glowing references. Sounds like
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Alternately you can be a high performer and still get no pay raise. Having nothing to do with your performance, company says no raise because we don't have it in the budget. We promised to buy back a certain investor's stock, and that's where your raise went. Why make the effort if the rewards for hard work keep decreasing, and each year you see your compensation decrease because the company shifts more benefits costs to employees? Why does everyone try to look like they're doing 110%?
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Fact is, there ARE a lot of people who love remote work *specifically because* they can practically ghost their job and always do the absolute minimum to not get fired. It's a lot easier to get away with this when you aren't in an office with other real people.
Hahaha, somehow, this wasn't even a consideration when outsourcing jobs to India. But it became very important when it comes to American workers, including those who originally came from India.
Umm... does that mean Indians in India have great work ethics, but somehow lost it all after coming to America? Or was work ethic not a real reason at all and just an excuse to force American workers to suffer so they will quit on their own?
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There are many people who are incredibly dedicated to their jobs, even while working remotely. I truly feel for these people and hope that they are identified and given exceptions where appropriate. But there are also clear work ethic issues associated with remote work. Just another one of those issues where a group of people trying to exploit the system end up ruining it for everyone. Fact is, there ARE a lot of people who love remote work *specifically because* they can practically ghost their job and always do the absolute minimum to not get fired. It's a lot easier to get away with this when you aren't in an office with other real people. Just like all of the kids who loved remote schooling during covid, because for all intents and purposes, it was like having a year (or more) off of school.
The thing I can't really wrap my head around with this shit is why the corporate world is so enamored with the idea that they need to enforce the same rules on *EVERYONE* when they have clear indicators that some individuals are flaunting the current arrangement. I know at my workplace we had a lot of remote work during the pandemic, and *EVERYONE* was recalled when two people were caught during logged-in hours posting their outings on Facebook. They had proof who was fucking it up, and proof that work was
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there are also clear work ethic issues associated with remote work
We have a real problem with "work ethic" in general in the United States. Let me tell a quick story.
A hotel hires a room cleaner. They tell her the expectation is that each room cleaner will clean 6 rooms each shift. She starts her shift at 8 AM, and works hard, and fast, and efficiently and effectively cleans 6 rooms. She works very hard because she, as a single mom, wants to be home to care for her young children when they get home from school at 2:30. She goes to her boss at 2 PM and tells the boss she
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It's a lot easier to get away with this when you aren't in an office with other real people.
Because nobody ever figured out how to look busy while doing jack shit in an office in the last 50 years.
You sound like someone with control issues.
Don't like it, get a new job. (Score:1)
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Let's see if anyone can get close to my 35 years. Wimps...
Close to? I can beat it - over 35 years in my current job
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You make the point for why what Google is doing is wrong very well. Because you had a job that didn't allow you to work remotely, the very idea of working remote is alien to you. The very idea that you can work outside of a company office and still be productive might shock you. You must have known about people who get paid to take clients out for meals, or even for entertainment, it's a part of the job, and it's not all done in the office. So, what if you can do your entire job from outside of the
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Not all humans are extroverts (Score:1)
Carrot rather than a stick... (Score:2)
One way to handle this situation equitably is to allow high performers to work at home and require low performers to come into the office n days per week. So, say a company rates people on a 1-5 scale, with '1' being an underperformer, '3' being average, and '4' & '5' being outstanding performers, anyone with a rating of '3' or less has to come into the office. That gives the average and low performers an incentive to improve to gain the perk of working from home.