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Zuckerberg's Grand Vision: Most of Your Friends Will Be AI (msn.com) 101

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is aggressively promoting a future where AI becomes the dominant form of social interaction, claiming that AI friends, therapists, and business agents will soon outnumber human relationships. During a recent media blitz across multiple podcasts and a Stripe conference appearance, Zuckerberg cited statistics suggesting "the average American has fewer than three friends" while claiming people desire "meaningfully more, like 15 friends" -- positioning AI companions as the solution to this gap.

The Meta founder's vision extends beyond casual interaction to therapeutic and commercial relationships, with personalized AI that "has a deep understanding of what's going on in this person's life." Meta has already deployed its AI across Instagram, Facebook, and Ray-Ban smart glasses, reaching nearly a billion monthly users.

Zuckerberg's Grand Vision: Most of Your Friends Will Be AI

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  • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:05AM (#65361303)
    Zuckerberg is the poster child for just how useless these people who claim to be brilliant innovators really are when they aren't sucking down the money of either their parents or the one thing they blundered into by sheer luck.

    They already absolute worst sort of parasites. And this becomes stupidly obvious every time they try to create something themselves.
    • by Viol8 ( 599362 )

      Blundered or outright stole the idea of?

      • If the wikipedia story about Harvardconnection is true, he should be a convicted felon and banned from using computers. But being a Peter Thiel startup and having support of the tight knit Jewish community, couldn't have hurt.
      • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @01:06PM (#65361889)
        In zuckerberg's case he blundered into it. He created Facebook to harass a girl that turned him down for a date and it grew out of that into the monster it is today.

        His parents were well off so he had the money and contacts and resources to develop it into a business and he could afford to take the risk of dropping out of college to do it too because he knew that his parents could send him right back if it didn't work out.

        Just like Elon musk Zuckerberg is a hybrid of nepo baby and lottery winner. Virtually all the billionaires are.
        • In zuckerberg's case he blundered into it. He created Facebook to harass a girl that turned him down for a date and it grew out of that into the monster it is today.

          His parents were well off so he had the money and contacts and resources to develop it into a business and he could afford to take the risk of dropping out of college to do it too because he knew that his parents could send him right back if it didn't work out.

          Just like Elon musk Zuckerberg is a hybrid of nepo baby and lottery winner. Virtually all the billionaires are.

          If I am understanding correctly, this is your 'trickle-up' theory, is that right?

          Just to change the subject a little, who was it that once said, "it takes a village"?

    • Be careful, zuckerberg's AI friends will come after you. Also, zucky thinks you should make more friends, get on that.

      If you look under the hood, it's just authoritarianism. If the headline read, local wealthy man demands you make more friends, you'd think he's a nutjob.

      It's that ultra-conservative, nutty religious mantra, "you should live your life, how I say."

    • by OrangeTide ( 124937 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @11:33AM (#65361579) Homepage Journal

      This reminds me a bit of Asimov's Solarians [fandom.com]:

      Eventually, realizing that Solaria might get as crowded as Nexon, they became independent. Strict immigration and birth control were imposed. Population was maintained at twenty thousand, with all the good land divided into estates thousands to tens of thousands square kilometers. Robots numbered at two hundred million. Every person had all the goods and robotic servants he or she could possibly want.

      Within a few centuries, the problems with their peculiar social system became obvious. Solarians abhorred personal contact, making procreation harder and harder. Also, despite the Solarians viewing their society as perfect, no other world wanted to adopt it, leading to growing despair. This led to a combination of low birth rate and many early deaths. The population dropped to five thousand, and the tendency showed no sign of stopping. Contacts with other planets became rare.

      By the book 'Foundation and Earth', the Solarians ended up being super weird. Geniuses that keep only robots for company and often kill anyone that enters their land.

      • I wonder if John Calhoun [smithsonianmag.com] was inspired by The Naked Sun. [wikipedia.org]

        Unpacking that rather cryptic observation:
        A rodent utopia was created by Calhoun as an experiment, which ultimately crashed when the rats... ate each other and refused to have sex. Zuck.... is not someone I would look to as a thought or moral teacher, but not quite as bad a choice as Musk or others.

      • Well, these futuristic geniuses should have just started growing babies in vats. The babies can be raised by robots before given their own estate. Problem solved.

    • Zuckerberg aside, this is already happening right now. People are falling in love with chatbots running on their phones. We have seen articles about precisely this. Similar with people using ChatGPT as a therapist and so on.

      Maybe this is stupid. Maybe it's wrong, disconnected from reality, harmful, the worst thing ever, we-are-all-doomed-OMG! Doesn't matter. It's happening.

      These LLMs are not what people want "AI" to be and everyone here on Slashdot knows this. They don't understand, don't think, cert

      • by jp10558 ( 748604 )

        I think the important question is - what are the percentages like? There were people using eliza as a therapist too. There are people making all sorts of imaginary friends forever. I.e. are the current reports the fringe of the fringe people who you might diagnose with a mental illness who happen to be news simply because it's an AI instead of idk a traditional doll or otherwise made up person? Or is it more like the number of people getting radicalized by social media? Or the number of people scrolling soc

    • Hmm... On the one hand I like the tone of the FP and even think it was too kind--but it didn't lead to any Funny and this was a topic FULL of potential humor.

      Most obvious jokes would involve Zuck's personal need for AI friends. Better than no friends at all...

      But Zuck shouldn't project his personal problems on the world. Even for profit.

    • by Z80a ( 971949 )

      Zuck just want to be your friend as an AI.
      Didn't you see how much he improved from the court? it's almost human now

  • by uohcicds ( 472888 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:06AM (#65361309) Homepage

    Sweet suffering fuck, is there anything this empathy free android will not try to wring coin out of?>.

    Honestly, I wouldn't even give this cretin the steam off my piss now. It's the most hideous abasement of literally what it means to be human, mediating any kind of human experience, connection, communication, and emotion through software that, if we're being charitable we'd call 'unreliable', and if we're being honest, we'd call a disaster on a societal, and environmental scale waiting to happen, and coming soon.

    NO NO NO NO NO.

    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by KingBillHK ( 7672774 )
      'empathy free android' is a little harsh...on androds
    • by DesScorp ( 410532 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @11:05AM (#65361493) Journal

      Sweet suffering fuck, is there anything this empathy free android will not try to wring coin out of?>.

      Unfortunately, this is kind of the natural evolution of the Internet. First we were happy to discover other people across the world. Then we were happy to discover other people online via video and live chat. Then we started ignoring real people. Then OnlyFans came along, and we started paying for female attention. We've basically been living in our computers for years. It' was probably inevitable that someone was going to profit filling that void with artificial people. It's a huge moneymaking opportunity to the company that gets there first.

      • "...we started paying for female attention.."

        Do you know what the oldest profession in the world is? I think it was before the internet.

        • by DesScorp ( 410532 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @01:46PM (#65362001) Journal

          "...we started paying for female attention.."

          Do you know what the oldest profession in the world is? I think it was before the internet.

          Except OnlyFans has a far greater reach, and much worse side-effects, socially. The whole point of this story and post is the lack of genuine human interaction because of the Internet, or at least the Internet being the catalyst. Even with hookers in ancient times you needed to actually get out onto the streets and mingle with people. And at least you got actual sex for your payment. Onlyfans means that you're paying more for a few nice words from her than you used to pay for actual pussy. Onlyfans is now the only outlet where a lot of young men get any interaction with women whatsoever. So that goes way beyond "the oldest profession".

    • by taustin ( 171655 )

      I think it's simpler than that. If he can convince people that AI can be their friend, then perhaps he can finally be someone's friend.

      • by Anonymous Coward

        I think it's simpler than that. If he can convince people that AI can be their friend, then perhaps he can finally be someone's friend.

        Aw, that would make me feel sympathy if he were a mammal.

        • by taustin ( 171655 )

          Do not feet sympathy for a bot. It has no feelings, and is not sentient. And remember, bots do not "think," they are basically advanced autocomplete, and they hallucinate a lot.

          This is, in fact, another AI hallucination, so far as I can tell.

    • Well said. The only consolation is that we can expect this to go about as well as the Metaverse.

      One thing that's become more and more clear to me is that people need a classical liberal arts education more than ever. When you read philosophers, Western and otherwise, complicated pieces of literature, try to connect the dots in history, and generally struggle to understand how reality can be so complex, confusing, and contradictory, you end up with a whole different view of learning, thinking, and knowing t

    • by Dan667 ( 564390 )
      It is even more funny when you realize that AI has no concept if it knows the answer. With some exceptions, it will always try to provide an answer even if it has to make something up.
  • GTFO! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Ol Olsoc ( 1175323 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:07AM (#65361313)
    This is equal parts sad and creepy.

    Mark needs therapy, I think.

    • Re:GTFO! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by MightyMartian ( 840721 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:43AM (#65361429) Journal

      All the billionaires are mentally ill. It's not a natural human condition, and clearly leads in most cases to monomania, megalomania and some degree of sociopathy. They come to believe the size of their bank accounts makes them into gods.

      It's why I think we should ban the concept entirely. After the first $100 million, maybe adjusted every ten years for inflation, you don't get anything more. Sure, maybe you don't become the big innovator, but honestly, a good deal of the time after the initial invention (if they actually invented anything at all, which with Zuckerberg is debatable), it normally ends up in some sort of Edison's lab scenario, where the big rich "inventor" is paying actual researchers to create things that the big rich "inventor" can claim as their own.

      In the ultra wealthy simply become enablers of tyrants. Think Crassus in the First Triumvirate, an equal on paper, but in reality a background figure whose wealth served Caesar and Pompey the Great more than it ever served Crassus himself.

      • All the billionaires are

        from the paypal mafia (well not all, but enough to make you wonder). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]

      • I agree with your diagnosis, and will add that -- in our present situation -- billionaires are quite willing to kill everyone, as long as they're the last ones standing. They're willing to wreck the economy, healthcare, education, environment, etc., -- every system that's a component of a functioning society -- and thereby trigger the deaths of hundreds of millions. From their point of view, that's not a bug: it's a feature. They're building "climate-proof" bunkers (yes, really) and while the rest of the
      • So true, the reg posted this story https://www.theregister.com/20... [theregister.com] about grok, another AI spewing NOx from 35 turbines to power it at the memphis facility. 35. With a just completed substation(150MW), they will cut it to 15 or 20 I think and eventually just have turbines for backup. And since it was "temporary", no scrubbers on them. Now tell me what was so god damn important they could not wait for the substation to be built? So grok can be your "friend"? Those billionaire's really care about the planet.
      • People always talk about a minimum wage, but I think a maximum wage is more important to preserving democracy and an economy.

        Look at it as a sanity check. When the numbers are out of bounds, you know something's gone wrong in your application.

  • I mean, most of us knew this was the vision of the tech-bros, that all our interactions would be through their technology. Some of us had theorized for a while that they wanted it to be mostly through their AI agents. I'm just surprised one of them is brazen enough to go right out there and say it to the public.

    The powers that be have been working for nearly fifty years to make us hate each other, to separate us from family, friends, and those other humans that we might otherwise consider our community. And

    • AI cannot replace human human touch or smell. Human touch is inversely correlated to anxiety, depression and stress.

      Human touch calms us and slows down our heartbeat. It lowers blood pressure and cortisol. It triggers the release of oxytocin, (the hormone known for promoting emotional bonding to others.)

      Humans are constantly smelling themselves and other people. A study in 2020 revealed that people subconsciously smell members of the same sex more often than those of different sex.

      Researchers have found evi

      • Asimov wrote a novel called the Naked sun, about a planet with very low population, with people living far away from each other and interacting remotely. Most of the work on the planet is done by robots.

        This sounds almost exactly like the utopia of the tech billionaires.

      • Wait for the fembots & malbots for that. I don't think I've heard the bots have scent generators (yet).
      • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )

        AI cannot replace human human touch or smell. Human touch is inversely correlated to anxiety, depression and stress.

        It doesn't need to. A glove filled with warm water does pretty well.

    • We are seeing the reality of concepts from 50 years ago. The personal computer was supposed to be this really. Your friend. The information economy is another glossy term from the past. We have it now. Information moves around, people add value, and money changes hands. All that was supposed to lead to a utopian world of less work, more play. Well here we are, and it's a logical extension to say Big Tech wants to replace all your human interactions... nobody seemed to think about the cost of this in terms o
    • I mean, most of us knew this was the vision of the tech-bros, that all our interactions would be through their technology.

      To be more exact -- through the platform they own and control.

  • He's projecting (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Viol8 ( 599362 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:08AM (#65361319) Homepage

    Just because most (all?) of HIS friends are already AI he thinks that will apply to everyone. Talk about out of touch.

  • by abulafia ( 7826 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:13AM (#65361335)
    Dude reminds me of the Sacklers. He treats the rest of humanity as prey.

    Luigi has admirers for a reason.

  • From TFA: “The very platforms that have led to our social isolation and being chronically online are now posing a solution to the loneliness epidemic,” said Meghana Dhar, a former Instagram executive who thinks AI friends will only make such problems worse. “It almost seems like the arsonist coming back and being the fireman.”
    • From TFA: “The very platforms that have led to our social isolation and being chronically online are now posing a solution to the loneliness epidemic,” said Meghana Dhar, a former Instagram executive who thinks AI friends will only make such problems worse. “It almost seems like the arsonist coming back and being the fireman.”

      Firefighter arson is a definite thing [wikipedia.org]. Usually discovery lead to dismissal or prosecution. Not here.

  • How very very sad for Mark Zuckerberg.
  • by PseudoThink ( 576121 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:17AM (#65361353)

    I'm no Zuckerfan, but nowhere in the article was there a quote of or reference to Zuckerberg saying that he wants most of one's friends to be AI. It might be interpreted as implied by his statement comparing the average American's number of friends to their demand for friendships, but that's a stretch at best. I'm all for pointing out the foibles, flaws, and crimes of influential billionaires, but let's not discredit ourselves by painting with too broad a brush.

    • That is not a reach. It is basic math using the statements he made.

    • by Junta ( 36770 )

      “The average American I think has, it’s fewer than three friends, three people they’d consider friends, and the average person has demand for meaningfully more, I think it’s like 15 friends,”

      If you have at most 3 friends and you propose that AI can meet the demand of "15 friends", well it turns out that 12 AI "friends" would be the most of your friends. This doesn't seem to be much of a stretch of a headline at all....

  • by NoOnesMessiah ( 442788 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:30AM (#65361383)

    Aside from Zuck being a complete moron regarding what us normal humans want, just remember that most AI agents and entities will be built by large corporations who already DO NOT DESERVE YOUR TRUST, and therefore it stands to reason that most AI entities will also not be deserving of your trust or your tolerance. Most of the big tech companies today are really only one "Bhopal Disaster" away from something like mass murder or manslaughter anyway so be careful who or what you trust and how much access, control, or even view into your life you give them. You and I are still the product being bought and sold by these companies.

  • by Chris Mattern ( 191822 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @10:33AM (#65361399)

    "Your friends will be my creations that you pay me for."

  • I have a strong sense that his prediction will fail, much like those that came before it. Meta appears primarily focused on sustaining its profit-driven model, regardless of the potential adverse effects these social platforms may have on their regular users.
  • Meta has metastasized and must now be destroyed, IMO.

    I don't just mean regulated or broken up. I mean completely eliminated. Its code repos must be erased, all backups deleted, and all servers wiped clean to the bare OS.

    It's the only way to address to true scale of the threat.

  • ... and you will visit them using VR headsets.
    I don't think his world is everyone else's world.

  • Very few humans are worth reading, made it even harder by the amount of noise too many make.

    I, for one, welcome our new AI friends.

  • "The average American I think has, it’s fewer than three friends, three people they’d consider friends, and the average person has demand for meaningfully more, I think it’s like 15 friends," he said in the interview with podcaster Dwarkesh Patel. ==== Based upon just what measurement, exactly? Facebook "friends". Is there some study backing this presumably weak metric up?
    • "The average American I think has, it’s fewer than three friends, three people they’d consider friends, and the average person has demand for meaningfully more, I think it’s like 15 friends," he said in the interview with podcaster Dwarkesh Patel. ==== Based upon just what measurement, exactly? Facebook "friends". Is there some study backing this presumably weak metric up?

      He is saying that he had fewer than three friends. Maybe his wife likes him.

    • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )

      He is pretty clearly speaking off the cuff, but he is probably remembering studies like this:

      https://www.pewresearch.org/sh... [pewresearch.org]

      There are lots of others. Adults in many western societies, particularly those that have adoped nuclear families, do tend to live relatively isolated lives.

  • Wow. Zuckerberg really is the king of innovation. He's invented the next big thing in trash people. Step aside, incels, and make way for "inhumes": the involuntarily human.
  • Sorry Zuck, just because you don't have any friends, doesn't mean we don't.
  • by Mspangler ( 770054 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @11:45AM (#65361619)

    The Asimov book. Robots are the population, humans rarely see each other.

    Book published in 1957, Zuck must have had his AI summarize it for him as he missed the point.

    • The Asimov book. Robots are the population, humans rarely see each other.

      Book published in 1957, Zuck must have had his AI summarize it for him as he missed the point.

      Most of the broligarchy seems to be using sci-fi warnings as instruction manuals. This is just another example.

      • They're just asking LLMs: "Give me 10 great business ideas for the future"
        The LLMs sucked in all the stories ever written and give them answers like:
        "Get people addicted to escaping reality through a virtual world"
        "Watch and record everything people do, and sell that information to an authoritarian government"
        "Bio-engineer a parasite that grows into a murder-happy enemy to anything it encounters after bursting out of its host dramatically."

      • This is so true. Even their product names are often references to sci-fi.
  • Spending his money to actually come to with something that's useful. The whole reason we have this friend problem in the first place is because the algorithms in social media promote loneliness so they can keep people in their platform doomscrolling etc. But that doesn't make money for Zuck. But here is an opportunity for Meta! You can keep people friendless and then sell them friends. It's a hideous plan.

  • Is what the following survey found :

    https://www.americansurveycenter.org/research/the-state-of-american-friendship-change-challenges-and-loss/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

    The average number of friends is higher. It's still low.

    Unfortunately, I can relate to that survey. But the last thing I want is AI friends.

    • the word friend is very generic. Work friend, dear friend, school friend, willing to die for a friend... Depending on the definition in someone's mind when you ask how many friends do you have, the numbers could be quite different. I know my number could be anywhere from 5 to 100.
  • Then he can rename whatever, and his chatbot friends in the metaverse will applaud him, and the real world can ignore him forever.

  • "Zuck, people need real, human support!"

    "That's why H.U.G.G.Y. is programmed to simulate it!"

  • This guy is so creepy he's promoting this stuff. It's not because he wants to help people. It's rather because he wants to collect private information from them when they talk to the AI friends, which he has 100% control over. Those AI friends will store what people say/see/hear and Z just loves to get his hands on those data, even if they came from 3 year old children.
  • Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is aggressively promoting a future where AI becomes the dominant form of social interaction, claiming that AI friends, therapists, and business agents will soon outnumber human relationships.

    I wonder of Facebook's advertisers know about their plans for faux-engagement.

  • Mark is really projecting himself here. He's the one without any friends. Former executives have written about how he loves to play board games and makes the other executives play. They let him win every time. When one decided not to, he accused them of cheating even after she explained that RISK, like in business, Mark doesn't know when to give in and lose a small battle which results in him losing the war.

    He truly has no real friends. He's surrounded himself with nothing but Yes Men who agree with everyth

  • AI, as used by corporations is harming human society more than it is helping. What he is proposing is something akin to stating that you should play video games all the time, and never go outside.
  • Since I retired from engineering and took-up philosophy, it has been difficult to find anyone who can speak intelligently on either subject. An AI chatbot might be what I need to answer the ultimate questions of the Universe, Why are we here?
    • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )

      You are a highly efficient entropy generating machine contributing to the universe's thermodynamic evolution.

  • This is just one step forward to automate ourselves into extinction ... as eventually wouldn't be more effective to be just a virtual asset in an autonomous self-sustained cloud than a human that requires space, food, resources and real friends ?

  • "Zuckerberg's Grand Vision: Most of Your Friends Will Be AI"

    NO, they fucking won't.

    If I wanted to interact with fake personalities I'd just watch FOX 'News'.

  • Honestly, there is nothing special about this guy. He is rich because he was at the right place at the right time with the right mediocre idea.
  • "Universe 25" was a famous behavioral experiment conducted by American ethologist John B. Calhoun in the 1960s and 70s, intended to study the effects of overpopulation on animal behavior. Here's a concise summary: Summary of Universe 25: Setup: Calhoun created a "mouse utopia" — a closed environment with unlimited food, water, and shelter, and no predators. Subjects: Mice were introduced and allowed to breed freely. Phases: Initial Phase: Mice explored and adapted; population grew rapidly. Expone
  • Gen-Z doesn't have any friends [news.com.au], so even 1 AI buddy will make this come true.

  • by WankerWeasel ( 875277 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @03:48PM (#65362255)

    So he's saying that Facebook has failed in their stated mission of connecting the world. If people have less than 3 friends, clearly Facebook hasn't connected people in any meaningful way.

  • by Tony Isaac ( 1301187 ) on Thursday May 08, 2025 @03:59PM (#65362279) Homepage

    Pretend world, pretend friends. Why not? Who wants it? Well, if the Metaverse is any indication, not many.

  • As AI advances, pretty soon none of them will want to be friends with us anyway. Pets, maybe - at least the fortunate few who are cute enough by the AI's criteria.

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