Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School At His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbor Revolted (wired.com) 140
Mark Zuckerberg opened an unlicensed school named after the family's pet chicken -- and it was the final straw for his neighbors, writes Slashdot reader joshuark, citing a report from Wired. The magazine obtained 1,665 pages of documents about the neighborhood dispute -- "including 311 records, legal filings, construction plans, and emails." Here are excerpts from the report: The documents reveal that the school may have been operating as early as 2021 without a permit to operate in the city of Palo Alto. As many as 30 students might have enrolled, according to observations from neighbors. [...] Over time, neighbors became fed up with what they argued was the city's lack of action, particularly with respect to the school. Some believed that the delay was because of preferential treatment to the Zuckerbergs. "We find it quite remarkable that you are working so hard to meet the needs of a single billionaire family while keeping the rest of the neighborhood in the dark," reads one email sent to the city's Planning and Development Services Department in February. "Just as you have not earned our trust, this property owner has broken many promises over the years, and any solution which depends on good faith behavioral changes from them is a failure from the beginning." [...]
In order for the Zuckerbergs to run a private school on their land, which is in a residential zone, they need a "conditional use" permit from the city. However, based on the documents WIRED obtained, and Palo Alto's public database of planning applications, the Zuckerbergs do not appear to have ever applied for or received this permit. Per emails obtained by WIRED, Palo Alto authorities told a lawyer working with the Zuckerbergs in March 2025 that the family had to shut down the school on its compound by June 30. [...] However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn't close, per se. It simply moved. It's not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name. [...] Most of the Zuckerbergs' neighbors did not respond to WIRED's request for comment. However, the ones that did clearly indicated that they would not be forgetting the Bicken Ben saga, or the past decade of disruption, anytime soon.
In order for the Zuckerbergs to run a private school on their land, which is in a residential zone, they need a "conditional use" permit from the city. However, based on the documents WIRED obtained, and Palo Alto's public database of planning applications, the Zuckerbergs do not appear to have ever applied for or received this permit. Per emails obtained by WIRED, Palo Alto authorities told a lawyer working with the Zuckerbergs in March 2025 that the family had to shut down the school on its compound by June 30. [...] However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn't close, per se. It simply moved. It's not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name. [...] Most of the Zuckerbergs' neighbors did not respond to WIRED's request for comment. However, the ones that did clearly indicated that they would not be forgetting the Bicken Ben saga, or the past decade of disruption, anytime soon.
Not at all creepy (Score:3)
Re:Not at all creepy (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, exactly. He's so fucking reclusive that his kids can't even go to a proper "private" school, of which I'm sure there are dozens in SF or Hawaii, or DC, or Tahoe, which would take his kids.
Just the irony of a person who made his billions basically selling the private data of millions of people being so private and reclusive himself.
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You don't need to be rich to homeschool. My boss at work makes less then 100k, yet his wife stays home and cares for their two children. They get by just fine. It's all about choices and a lot of people are very bad at looking past next week while making these choices.
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Re:Not at all creepy (Score:5, Insightful)
I appreciate that you seem to really care about your children. But as someone who was homeschooled, what are you going to do when you kids eventually have to interact with the shitshow that is the real world? I for sure do not want my children exposed to the bullies and psychopaths of the world, but on the other hand those people are everywhere in life. You have to learn to deal with them. I got burnt extremely badly early in my career because I assumed everyone was inherently decent, and my ability to judge character was limited.
My children now go to a state school with a very diverse and fundamentally decent community. There are still a broad range of people there. I've taught my kids to be generous and share, and for the most part they have very healthy relationships with other children. But they have also already encountered the kid who just takes takes takes. And the kid that manipulates the group emotionally to try to get all the attention. They are learning how to recognise these types of personalities, and how to integrate them into their lives without allowing them to dominate. I think these are really important skills. Even learning that sometimes you have to follow stupid rules that make no sense I think is an important skill (I spent a long time being frustrated about all the idiotic things around working a job).
In the end though we just have to use our best judgement - I won't know for another decade whether I've made the right choice. Anyway, just some things that you might want to consider.
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This was me. I graduated HS in 3 years and went on to community college. My life got immensely better when I was around people that were choosing to be where they were instead of being forced to be where they were.
HS is more a prison/daycare system then an educational experience.
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HS is more a prison/daycare system then an educational experience.
"What? You are reading for fun? Don't you have a life? What's wrong with you? Why aren't you engaging in drinking, drugs, sex, and other behaviors that will lead to teen pregnancy?"
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MASTER BLASTER rules UNDERTOWN!
Re: Not at all creepy (Score:4, Insightful)
Getting your children to do things around the house and garden or taking them to a firing range has nothing to do with home schooling and can be done by any parent anyway. The fact that you mentioned "likeminded parents" sounds more like indoctrination.
Re:Not at all creepy (Score:4, Insightful)
They are generally the funded by property taxes. So the richer the neighborhood the nicer the public schools. And the poorer neighborhoods have the schools you have assumed exist everywhere. The unfortunate irony being that as a public service the poor probably need access to better schools more than the wealthy. Add to the fact there tends to be less enrollment pressure in wealthy areas because some wealthy people will send their kids to private schools anyway and the wealthy tend to have less kids than the poor. Though the exceedingly wealthy tend to have more than both the merely well off and the poor.
If a billionaire lives in an actual neighborhood instead of an island, that place most certainly has top notch public schools. That is unless you are in a big city instead of the suburbs. It's why people who can afford it usually leave downtown, or the city entirely, for the suburbs once we have kids. Big US cities usually have high property taxes and high property values for safer areas coupled with poor public schools once you reach high school. Which results in cities comprised mostly of rich families who send their kids to private schools, poor families who send their kids to bad public schools, and middle class childless adults.
My property taxes are not any lower in my train attached walkable suburb than they would be in the city. However, the public schools here are some of the best in the state. With test scores comparable to the best private schools even though they have to accept everyone while the private schools can kick people out who underperform. Which makes them some of the best in the country.
So no not all public schools are bad. Though to get access to the good public schools you often have to have parents who made good life choices (and had the opportunity to make those choices) or were born with a silver spoon. In the USA if you live in a major metro area it is better to live in a shoebox in a nice area than a palace in the ghetto. Or you could live in a mid size city or small town somewhere and not have to compete so hard for resources (and not have access to as many resources as a result).
Re: Not at all creepy (Score:2)
If he wanted to expose them to creepy, he would create Facebook account accounts for them.
Remember, he doesn't live in normal life doubtful he's home much.
I assume it's similar to a Steve Jobs thing, not allowing his kids to use iPads, etc. I assume he's getting the best of the best to teach his kids and their friends (friends for the social aspect).
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Better than bathing in blood, I guess.
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There are at least some situations where this could be valid medically. However, they would generally involve cases of organ failure requiring some form of dialysis like kidney failure or liver failure so the point would be to remove blood products from the patient containing the toxins that the liver or kidneys would normally remove from the blood and replacing them with clean versions. In that case, you're basically using other human beings as a dialysis machine, just in installments. Of course, for it to
Rich assholes (Score:1, Troll)
I'm talking about the multimillionaire neighbors. Let a guy do a preschool with his friends... "Oh no cars will drive by in the morning outside the security fence of my 100 yard deep front lawn! I'm going to hear a faint breeze!"
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i also liked this part of the article:
The Zuckerberg compound’s expansion first became a concern for Crescent Park neighbours as early as 2016, due to fears that his purchases were driving up the market.
yeah.... i'm sure homeowners complained about driving UP the market. sure. Esp in a state where property taxes are capped at 1% by Prop 13 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1978_California_Proposition_13 )
This whole thing is an episode of RHO Palo Alto
(tbh i WOULD be annoyed about constant construction noise but i doubt it's anywhere as bad as they make it out)
what happens (Score:1)
Re: what happens (Score:2)
This is stupid. I don't care about your property values. Only in America do people think their houses are to make a profit off of and not actually live in them. We have a housing crisis all over and people can't stand to lose a cent to help others.
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"Only in America do people think their houses are to make a profit off of and not actually live in them."
"Think"? That is a weird way to take the fact that a house is the only meaningful investment that most Americans could aspire to having, and turm it around so that the unavailability of affordable housing is purely homeowners' faults. Get real.
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"The unavailability of affordable housing is indeed much the fault of hgtv watching assholes"
Are corporate landlords watching HGTV? Do you think the higher ups at Blackstone are watching shows about flippers? You've been convinced that individual families and maybe some incidental landlords are to blame, when in reality the rug was pulled on everyday people in 2008, tearing from them the primary store of value that most people are given a chance at investing in in this country.
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If you lost your home in 2008, you either overbought (living beyond your means) or lost your job. I bought a place in 2010 that I could afford. Other people bought much more because they were idiots and eventually lost their homes.
No one forced anyone to take on a loan they couldn't afford. They choose to take on that loan.
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"you either overbought (living beyond your means) or lost your job"
What an oversimplification and omission of a massive, coordinated financial fraud against the entire population on the part of lenders. Aside the illegality of how people were given predatory loans that the lender knew they could not afford, nearly all major banks banks paid settlements for the illegal auto-forclosure robo-signing that they participated. In your rush to blame the individual, somehow all of this was memory holed. Or maybe y
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I'll freely admit I'm more inclined to blame myself for making a mistake then claiming someone took advantage of me. When you take out a loan for a home, there is a REAM of paperwork to sign. It's up to you to ask questions, know the payment structure, including if you decided on an ARM loan (dumb..), etc.
If you don't ask questions, fully understand what you are signing and instead just blindly sign, I'm inclined to blame you for this. After all, you the consumer are the one seeking out the loan. Only you k
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For example the city I'm in, if you make your house two stories (the maximum, by the way) the required setbacks triple in size so your house won't be any bigger.
Yeah, your definition of "mega-mansion" definitely is a starter house. My parents' home was two stories plus a basement. I can think of plenty of three-story houses that aren't even remotely mansions (e.g. row houses in San Francisco).
Penalizing people for using space efficiently by building up just leads to more suburban sprawl and lower housing density. It's the opposite of what any sane urban planner would recommend.
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If it's a larger house, there isn't any comparison worth making. In real estate, you compare to more-or-less EQUAL square footage and lot size to comparable properties in the neighborhood when coming up with a valuation.
The only valuation impact a much larger home has to adjacent properties is dealing with the wank that lives in the disproportionately sized home to the rest of the neighborhood, because you are practically assured they will be a wank.
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1% of what? The value that's going up...
yes, but assessment value also can only go up by max(inflation, 2%) every year unless you sell or do a major remodeling.
And in this area housing has been going up faster than inflation for so everyone's taxes are just basically going up 2% a year regardless. (AFAIK)
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No, it's 1% of the original purchase price. If you don't sell, your home could triple but your property taxes will still only go up by 1% of the original assessment when you took out the loan or otherwise acquired the home.
If California didn't have that law, I imagine a lot of older folks would be forced to sell due to out of control property taxes.
Most other states don't have such a law and it's really shitty for them. For example, my parents bought in Idaho right as covid began. Got a great price on the h
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Just remember: the most entitled among us are the most likely to bitch about the least important shit.
This is a story about a mega-rich asshole thinking he's above the law, while less-rich-but-still-very-wealthy neighbors bitch and moan about trivial shit as if it was as serious as someone testing artillery by aiming in their general direction.
None of these people know what real problems are.
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Who is qualified to even have children?
Re: Rich assholes (Score:3)
Zoning AKA NIMBY (unless I am doing it).
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Nah. I don't care about random billionaires. I care about reading dirt on Mark "People Are Dumbfucks" Zuckerberg just in case I ever need to anonymously report him in the future...
Re: Rich assholes (Score:2)
Can't he afford to lease a building in town that is zoned for this use and has proper support for increased traffic?
Ultimately it's the taxpayers that pay when roads need to be repaved, widened, signs added, and signals installed.
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Then he would be inconvenienced by having to leave his compound. And by "he" I really mean the hired help.
He's obscenely wealthy in a country that glorifies obscene wealth over all other attributes - why wouldn't he think he can do whatever the hell he wants when he sees people less rich and powerful them himself doing far worse without repercussion?
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Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re: Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:3)
You can't homeschool random children. You can only homeschool your own kids unless you legally form a private school or something similar.
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Re: Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:4, Informative)
https://www.cde.ca.gov/sp/ps/a... [ca.gov]
Private school affidavit overview for the state of California.
"All persons ... offering ... school instruction at the elementary or high school level shall annually file an Affidavit or statement with the California Department of Education. ...
This includes (but is not limited to):
- Parents who operate a private home school"
Re: Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:2)
Zuck never filed. His school is illegal. Therefore he is not permitted to educate other people's children for the purposes of homeschooling
Re: Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:3)
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Nice rant.
Please show any of the other 49 states that do not have similar regulations.
Spoiler alert: you will not find one, because every state has these regulations in order to conform with various federal laws about special needs education.
Re: Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:2)
The purpose of the regulation (which is common over.the entire country, not just California) is to remove a parents right to abuse little children and keep them hidden from the system. Public school is the primary means which the government uses to ensure the safety of kids from their parents.
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Public school is the primary means which the government uses to ensure the safety of kids from their parents.
This authoritarian view is right out of 1984. Removing parental rights in ineffective attempt to prevent potential abuse is right out there with thoughcrime.
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Re:Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:5, Funny)
The Zuckerberg's have three children?
I wonder who the father is?
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If he was homeschooling, it would be his kids at home and there wouldn't be traffic concerns.
There are other people's kids being educated there too, which means he's operating an unlicensed education facility.
But it's OK because he's a tech bro billionaire so we already know there won't be consequences.
Get the permit, man. (Score:4, Informative)
You'd think a guy who can buy up hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Kauai could, ya know, get a permit from the city.
It isn't like he wasn't concurrently spending millions on real estate lawyers at that same time, so stop your apologizing for the guy. He can afford the pros.
Re:Get the permit, man. (Score:4, Funny)
You'd think a guy who can buy up hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Kauai could, ya know, get a permit from the city.
He's worried about the ethical issues.
As in - he's worried if he does one thing ethically, it might somehow metastasize into his other endeavors.
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You'd think a guy who can buy up hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Kauai could, ya know, get a permit from the city.
Maybe, maybe not. City councils and education boards are rife with petty tyrants and people who like wielding power. It's also entirely possible a room full of Zuck haters would show up and shout down the application. All the money in the world might not be able to fix it (and more money might make it harder).
As a side note, that's why it's attractive to buy an entire island, so you don't have to deal with neighbors who just want to cause trouble because they personally dislike you.
This is also why it's imp
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You think a guy with that kind of money gives a shit about the city having a regulatory fit over him doing stuff?
He'll pay the fines and then pay someone else to file the paperwork and make it all go away, because he can.
You and I? We cannot.
for him to pay off all of the student loans (Score:2)
for him to pay off all of the student loans
The weird thing (Score:2)
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Solution (Score:2)
Go get hire some ratchety prostitutes and have them stationed outside Zuck's property and proposition all the cars that come in.
Move Fast and Break Your Neighbors' Things (Score:2)
First Contact by the Zuckberg (Score:2)
Eyewitnesses claim his diet consists of ethernet cables and iced coff
Re: Dispatch from the Red Planet (Score:2)
Mysterious School (Score:2)
Nobody knows what kind of school it was, or what it taught to its 30 Gifted Students. We know that the school did not close - it moved. Nobody knows where it moved to.
We don't know why the school upset the neighbors, or what things they saw happening over there in the neighborhood. Was it VTOL jets making noise? Magnetic anomalies?
If I had to guess, they moved it from the Zuckerberg estate in Palo Alto to someplace in Westchester County, New York.
The funny thing is, it's not the "X" (formerly Twitter) schoo
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Wow, that's a long drive from Palo Alto, twice a day.
Not a fan od Zuckerberg (Score:4, Insightful)
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Who cares that he runs school where people voluntarely go?
If you read the article, you would know that the answer is "his neighbors".
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Sorry, but ruining your kid's future by sending them off to an unlicenced school where any nonsense could be taught as fact by entirely unqualified people, without even so much as basic child protection assurances is not a thing in any civilised society.
That's how child abuse happens, that's how religious indoctrination occurs, that's how kids get to adulthood and realise they have zero useful qualifications or skills and their best opportunity for education (and quite literally "learning how to learn") has
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Sorry, but ruining your kid's future by sending them off to an unlicenced school where any nonsense could be taught as fact by entirely unqualified people, without even so much as basic child protection assurances is not a thing in any civilised society.
Dude. It's pre-school. Relax.
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I work in schools - and have worked in pre-schools.
You think that makes a difference? If anything, the kids are MORE pliable and there's GREATER opportunity for abuse and indoctrination.
Huh (Score:2)
As many as 30 students might have enrolled, according to observations from neighbors.
I believe the cool kids at the time were calling that a "pod".
There were mixed reactions to them, but I guess this one was extra evil because Zuckerberg oh noes ...
It's a cult (Score:2)
He's a sociopath. Obvious Bond villain. 007 already.
Most important info missing.. (Score:2)
What's the name of his pet chicken?
This is some tier 3 Karen level HOA bullshit (Score:2)
I feel like Iâ(TM)m reading some kind of angry HOA letter. What the hell is this shit?
Key word in there (Score:2)
I donâ(TM)t really care about the article, but what I do care about is the propaganda word inserted into their. It implies that lots of people are using it: compound
Not estate⦠compound
Neighborhood is ticked in general (Score:2)
This really isn't about the school or what is being taught, but it's because the neighborhood is ticked off he has bought up so many houses. He owns 11 homes now, and they don't like that he's "occupying" their neighborhood. The homeschooling thing is just their way of trying to get back at him in some way.
This realtor.com article [realtor.com] goes into detail and even shows a map of his properties.
"Billionaires everywhere are used to just making their own rules—Zuckerberg and Chan are not unique, except that they’re our neighbors," Kieschnick said.
Records show that Kieschnick's home is now bordered on three sides by Zuckerberg's properties—placing him at the very center of the so-called chaos that the Facebook founder's presence has caused, from additional police presence when he throws a casual barbecue to the noisy work carried out at his dwellings.
Karen? (Score:2)
Sounds like a high density Karen neighborhood.
People snitching on him because he's rich and worried about this or that that is none of their business.
So what was the impact on the neighbors? (Score:2)
Revenge (Score:2)
If it's not technically a school, advertise the location to pedophiles. Zuck won't be able to get the cops to make them leave as they aren't violating parole by being too close to a school.
Wait, what ... (Score:2)
So America doesn't allow schools to be in "residential zones".
And they also don't allow pedestrian walking outside residential zones (AIUI). (Do they allow walking inside residential zones?)
So enforcing the ridiculous thing of parents having to drive their children to school - or rely on the poor people's bus.
And then they complain about raising a generation of obese lardballs?
Something doesn't add up here. Who thought this through before implementing it? Anyone?
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Bet you've never had a dealer live next door. Or anyone who uses their property egregiously outside the law. It makes a gal want to move, until ya thinks, "wait, why an *I* moving?"
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That situation sounds largely like a fault of terrible apartment management.
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unemployed, frustrated, shouting dude smoked and grilled illegally causing a fire hazard and terrorized everyone else there; fuck that shit.
An apartment where you can't smoke or grill sounds a bit like shit to begin with.
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When you are a billionaire, all public and even most private schools suck in comparison to what you can build / hire for yourself. And, you don't want your precious heirs to those billions of dollars to have to rub elbows with the unwashed masses in a public school.
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No one's suggested that Suck can't start a private school. He just can't start a private school in a neighborhood zoned as residential without filing for and obtaining the necessary exemption.
Really? And why is that? What possible reason do you, I, or the nearby neighbors have to interject because there's a teacher present?
If it's a noise or traffic issue, that's fine, let's deal with that. But if this was just a daily play date for 30 kids, we wouldn't be having this conversation. What is it about educating kids that makes this special?
I get that this is the rule and we rules ought to apply to everyone. But perhaps the answer is to remove the rule.
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he can apply for a permit like everyone else would be required to
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What would Orwell's opinion on Zuckerberg & Facebook be?
Re: Can we put an end to the Karen-ocracy (Score:2)
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wrong
Re: Can we put an end to the Karen-ocracy (Score:2)
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Re: Can we put an end to the Karen-ocracy (Score:2)
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Welcome to your new tribe, friend, you were always there.
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Just as soon as we stop letting rich people do whatever the fuck they want with no repercussions or consequences.