'Subscription Captivity': When Things You Buy Own You (motherjones.com) 126
A reporter at Mother Jones writes about a $169 alarm clock with special lighting and audio effects. But to use the features, "you need to pay an additional $4.99 per month, in perpetuity."
"Welcome to the age of subscription captivity, where an increasing share of the things you pay for actually own you." What vexes me are the companies that sell physical products for a hefty, upfront fee and subsequently demand more money to keep using items already in your possession. This encompasses those glorified alarm clocks, but also: computer printers, wearable wellness devices, and some features on pricey new cars.
Subscription-based business models are great for businesses because they amount to consistent revenue streams. They're often bad for consumers for the same reason: You have to pay companies, consistently. We're effectively being $5 per month-ed (or more) to death, and it's only going to get worse. Industry research suggests the average customer spent $219 per month on subscriptions in 2023. In 2024, the global subscription market was an estimated $492 billion. By 2033, that figure is expected to triple.
Companies would argue these models benefit consumers, not just their bottom lines. For example, HP's Instant Ink program suggests you will never again find your device out of ink when you need it most. The printer apparently knows when it's running low, spurring automatic deliveries of ink to your home for $7.99 per month if you select the company-recommended plan. But if you cancel the subscription, the printer will literally hold hostage the half-full cartridges already sitting in your printer. The ransom to use it? Re-enroll... The company has added firmware to its technology that deliberately blocks cheaper, off-brand cartridges from working at all...
"There's even a subscription service that enables you to track and cancel your piling subscriptions — for just $6 to $12 per month."
"Welcome to the age of subscription captivity, where an increasing share of the things you pay for actually own you." What vexes me are the companies that sell physical products for a hefty, upfront fee and subsequently demand more money to keep using items already in your possession. This encompasses those glorified alarm clocks, but also: computer printers, wearable wellness devices, and some features on pricey new cars.
Subscription-based business models are great for businesses because they amount to consistent revenue streams. They're often bad for consumers for the same reason: You have to pay companies, consistently. We're effectively being $5 per month-ed (or more) to death, and it's only going to get worse. Industry research suggests the average customer spent $219 per month on subscriptions in 2023. In 2024, the global subscription market was an estimated $492 billion. By 2033, that figure is expected to triple.
Companies would argue these models benefit consumers, not just their bottom lines. For example, HP's Instant Ink program suggests you will never again find your device out of ink when you need it most. The printer apparently knows when it's running low, spurring automatic deliveries of ink to your home for $7.99 per month if you select the company-recommended plan. But if you cancel the subscription, the printer will literally hold hostage the half-full cartridges already sitting in your printer. The ransom to use it? Re-enroll... The company has added firmware to its technology that deliberately blocks cheaper, off-brand cartridges from working at all...
"There's even a subscription service that enables you to track and cancel your piling subscriptions — for just $6 to $12 per month."
Subscription is a non-starter for me (Score:4, Insightful)
Something you have to buy and then continue pay in perpetuity instead of a fixed cost only of buying outright? No. Something where they can just raise the monthly price at their own discretion? No. Something that they can stop supporting and cut off at any point in the future, or go bankrupt and no more support? No. Something where they can introduce unwanted features or reduce functionality with updates? No.
There is nothing attractive about that.
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It's not even about the subscription fees for me. This produce (like virtually all internet connected appliances) simply does not do anything I want done. What the hell is wrong with people who want "special effects" on a fucking alarm clock?
special effects on an alarm clock (Score:1)
What the hell is wrong with people who want "special effects" on a fucking alarm clock?
I have an alarm clock that lets you set multiple alarms and choose the special effect you want when it goes off. The choices are 1) blaring noise, 2) play what's connected to the audio-input jack (designed for CD-in), 3) play one of the many available AM or FM broadcast radio stations. You may know it by its common name, "radio alarm clock."
But it doesn't have a network connection. It doesn't need one. I wouldn't use it if it had one. If I was forced to use it, I would get a different alarm clock.
Oh, i
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By setting the criteria you may be setting yourself up for a greater expense, especially given some content. Sure something physical like your security camera not working is one thing, but something such as entertainment consumption is quite another.
Take Spotify for example. With its library of 100 million songs you would have to put together a considerable expense to purchase it outright. And if the breath of the library isn't a metric for you, then how about the fact that a Spotify subscription costs abou
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Well, in theory, your town/county/state/etc is providing services in exchange for those property taxes. If you feel like you're not getting value from paying those taxes, you always have the option to either: 1. vote for people who promise to lower/remove them or 2. move somewhere with lower taxes or 3. rent your dwelling and pay the taxes indirectly by passing the funds through a landlord.
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Actually, even if you burn the house down you will still be paying taxes on the value of the land, hence the name "property tax". The value of the house increases the value of the property but the taxes are tied to the land plot, not the "house".
Property taxes pay for police departments, fire departments, emergency medical services, and infrastructure. That's a pretty benign protection racket.
So I could jack up my house, put it on caterpillar tracks and drive it off into the sunset to avoid property taxes? Sweet!
Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2)
Is it most efficient (in a common-sense way) for me to have a CD player in a new car, but is it more economically efficient for car companies to eliminate the CD player (and make it so you have to resort to using an antenna to send a radio wave if you want to use the car's built-in speakers) so I have to subscribe to Sirius XM to get any kind of swing jazz, which doesn't even play the best stuff like Lunceford and Jelly Roll Morton and Louis Armstrong?
Why is economic efficiency so often at odds with enginee
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Why is economic efficiency so often at odds with engineering efficiency?
I'm not sure that they are at odds in your example. What you're asking for is not efficient by either measure, if most people want (or are willing to accept) streaming. It's not efficient for anybody to cater to esoteric tastes, even if they're good tastes.
Re: Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2)
"It's not efficient for anybody to cater to esoteric tastes, even if they're good tastes."
Remember when the promise of technology was the long tail? Why is it economically inefficient yet engineeringly easy to put CDs in new cars?
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Why is it economically inefficient yet engineeringly easy to put CDs in new cars?
What does "engineeringly easy" mean exactly? I mean the construction of CD players is certainly a solved problem, but so is the construction of 8-track players. CDs aren't quite 8-tracks but they're well on their way in that direction.
Is it engineeringly easy to make 8-track players an option for new cars? What would be involved in maintaining the supply chain for 8-track players and all the parts that go into them, at sufficient scale to make it cheap enough to be worth founding a company to market them
Re: Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2)
What if an 8-track enthusiast engineer designed cars such that 8-track users could plug a player in to use the car's speakers?
Why ignore the article which is about pushing consumers away from standalone tech like CD players (still popular and significantly more so than 8-track) to force subscriptions on us? Why deliberately make it hard to plug a CD player in to the speakers, if they refuse to provide CD players like they got us used to?
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Ok I'm still working to figure out exactly what you're on about... my example was simply pointing out that just because a technology is established from an engineering perspective doesn't mean there's sufficient demand to accommodate it in the design of a large monolithic product like a car. In fact the more "established" a piece of engineering is, probably the older it is, probably the less demand there is for it. But these are generalities.
Why not include an audio jack in every car? They could but they
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Both of my family's cars are 2012s. So, both have CD players. I have never used them.
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Re: Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2)
How can I rip CDs to a phone? Why isn't it more efficient, except economically, to put a CD player in new cars? Is there really no demand or are they forcing subscription audio on us like it was AI?
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What if my computer has no CD drive? Do you see how inefficient, expensive, and impractical this is becoming?
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What if my computer has no CD drive?
Buy an external one for $20. That's probably one month of your internet music subscription.
expensive
The word you are looking for is cheaper
inefficient
You could have ripped 5 albums whilst reading this article and comments. Just do it each time you are sitting down to read Slashdot and it will be done in no time.
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If you don't have a CD drive, then you don't get to rip CDs. You'll have to acquire your files some other way. And/or buy a CD drive.
Re: Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2, Insightful)
As a nomad traveling around with a phone and ancient Surface I hardly use, do you see how having a built-in CD player like cars used to have and which I got used to is much more convenient, and the decision to take it away seems much more to do with power and selling subscriptions than practical engineering capability?
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Ugh, I think no matters what happens, you lose. If your car has a CD player and is the main place where you usually listen to music, then it seems you would need to keep your CD collection in the car too, and that puts an upper limit on its size. Between the back seats and trunk, I could maybe fit a dozen or two beer-cases-repurposed-as-CD-boxes, but it would completely take over those spaces. And keeping even that small of a subset of the collecti
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You don't. You rip them to your fileserver at home, and run a subsonic-API server on that. The phone connects to it over a VPN, and a subsonic API player plays it to the car with bluetooth.
Re: Is capitalism efficient, really? (Score:2)
What if I live out of my car?
Capitalism is breaking down (Score:1)
Billionaires have dominated our economy and they do not like capitalism. They do not like it one bit.
So you have a lot of trust and duopolis and monopolies. You have six or seven companies that make basically everything you buy except a handful of silly artisanal crap.
Under Joe Biden in America Lina Khan was working on multiple antitrust cas
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You keep saying that, over and over without providing the slightest bit of evidence to back your claim up. But has it ever occurred to you that capitalism is what allowed them to become billionaires in the first place?
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What did you think I was actually going to treat a comment is stupid as yours with the slightest bit of respect?
If you are too soul searingly stupid to use Google long enough to find the damage billionaires are doing to your life then frankly I do not know how it is that you've gotten this far without being eaten alive by puppies.
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Sorry, but you're the one making the claim that billionaires hate capitalism, so it's up to you to provide the evidence, not me. And, even if you're right that they're damaging my life (And that's another claim that you need to provide proof for.) that's not proof that they hate capitali
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He's basically leaning into classic Maoist thought: If any person isn't useful to him personally, then they're either a counterrevolutionary, or at best a distraction from the revolution. Either way, they need to be flogged in public, if not executed, and have all of their stuff taken away.
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Prove that Trump keeps fucking kids. Or are you just lying again per usual?
It's called projection.
Do you even understand (Score:3)
Just the fact that I need to explain to you that Amazon has a practical Monopoly on online shopping and online marketplaces...
And they didn't get there by accident. They went around buying up potential competitors.
Just because somebody in China can dump their goods on Amazon after giving Amazon a large cut of their profits doesn't mean you have competition and I cannot believe I have to explain th
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Alarm clocks are everywhere. Best Buy still sells them. You can get them from Walmart. You can even find them at the dollar store.
Since this is a technical forum, you can even write one up yourself in your language of choice - even the most inefficient code will still fulfill the basic function of an alarm clock, ignoring the dozens that already are installable and working for your OS of choice. Ubuntu probably ships with a dozen different apps that work as an alarm clock.
Of course, the best alarm clock I h
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What about a generous inflation-proofed basic income so engineers could design things they wanted to use themselves instead of subscription services and obstacles to stand-alone solutions?
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It is convenient for a person whose audio collection is still primarily on CD, but it is not more efficient. Common sense dictates that the most efficient approach is to focus on what the bulk of consumers will be using, and that will be streaming, radios, and things connected via bluetooth.
No More HP (Score:1)
And this is why I will never again own an HP printer. I just bought a Canon printer after decades of owning HP products.
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There's like a dozen different ink cartridge gimmicks HP uses to fuck over consumers. In my case one had to press a "confirm" prompt every time one printed if the color cartridge was past an alleged expiration date even if I was only printing in black-and-white.
HP used to have a good reputation, then seemed to turn evil on a dime. Was there a board meeting where they had a "let's be evil" vote and it passed?
Re:No More HP (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, in 1999. The immediate result of this vote was hiring Carly Fiorina as the CEO.
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I few weeks ago my HP OfficeJet 8720 ran out of ink. Replacing the cartridges was going to cost more than $200 for the "XL" size. I said NO.
Instead, I bought an Epson tank inkjet printer, and love it. It works just as well as a regular inkjet, but ink costs less than 10% compared to cartridges. Consumer Reports has a nice writeup. https://www.consumerreports.or... [consumerreports.org]
I'm not going back.
Victim mentality (Score:1)
Ah, the “I had no choice but to buy this thing and pay this subscription” victim mentality rears its ugly head.
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And this hasn't been news for at least 10 or 15 years. Must have been a slow day with a deadline.
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It's the same for folks that whine about paying for those "extras" subscriptions for their fancy new cars. I would never agree to such a thing and won't buy a car I can't drive without paying an ongoing tithe to the manufacturer. I won't buy a car that I can only be maintained at a dealership either.
As for the printer example, I switched to a Brother printer years ago and have been able to purchase cheaper aftermarket toner without a hassle.
Best,
Re: Victim mentality (Score:2)
Why do so many engineers who should know better build the subscription software for thoughtless finance guy bosses focused on revenue stream over something the engineer himself wants to use? Why do engineers so eagerly toss common-sense efficiency away to do whatever their greedy, selfish bosses tell them?
Caveat emptor (Score:2)
Buyer beware.
The whole consumer economy is turning into sticky snare traps everywhere, and it won't stop until people start refusing to buy these items.
And, it's going to get worse with the current regime in power. We're going back to the wild west in the consumer marketplace.
Find and read those user manuals before you by items such as these. If you can't find a user manual, don't buy the product.
Seek out real user testimonies, avoid the SEO-placed crap at the top of the search results.
Buy plain-jane produc
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Buyer beware.
Or if, despite due diligence, what you buy has this crap, return it for a refund.
When to rent and when to buy (Score:2)
When the company has an ongoing cost - such as they have to make new content every year, then it makes sense for you to pay an ongoing cost each month.
But when the company has no mandatory ongoing cost it makes ZERO sense to pay them rent.
And fixing the mistakes in their software is not a mandatory ongoing cost. It is at best an optional one - and by some standards should be free. When you are fixing your mistakes you do not charge others for it.
The issue is that crappy companies that made sucky products
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I subscribe to almost nothing by design. I try to only use what I can self-host or provide.
The idea of a music subscription or a heated seat subscription is insane to me; like you I'd buy a heated seat cover rather than subscribe.
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When the company has an ongoing cost - such as they have to make new content every year, then it makes sense for you to pay an ongoing cost each month.
But when the company has no mandatory ongoing cost it makes ZERO sense to pay them rent.
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Yep, like BMW charging to use your heated seats.
Just send it back (Score:2)
Don't buy it or if when you receive it it requires an account send it back.
car, flashlight, smartphone, much more (Score:1)
Cars require you to buy gas or electricity. Flashlights require batteries (especially pre-LED ones). Smartphones require you to buy connectivity (or mooch for it). The list goes on.
The main difference is vendor lock-in. I can buy gas or electricity from a company other than the one that sold me the car.
Either way though, if I don't pay up every month, my device is pretty useless except as an paperweight or status symbol.
Protocols, not platforms (Score:2)
Exactly. Gasoline, mains power, and batteries are standardized. So are LTE, 5G NR, and Wi-Fi. Compare what Mike Masnick of Techdirt and other Internet user freedom advocates have called "protocols, not platforms." [knightcolumbia.org]
Though even if there were no cryptographic lockdown of these "smart" devices' system software to interact only with the vendor's server, one big obstacle to running your own server (with proverbial blackjack and hookers) is that so many Internet providers nowadays block inbound TCP connections. T-M
Re: Protocols, not platforms (Score:2)
A bare bones gcp server with low ram and a shared CPU is free. Works great as a ssh bridge.
And this is just Explicit subscriptions. (Score:5, Insightful)
There are also stealth subscriptions.
Example: Google arbitrarily bricking Nest thermostats 1st and 2nd Gen to encourage purchase of Updated version (while the old devices still do go online in order to upload your data; they are artificially rendered useless). . That new hardware cost is a disguised subscription.
IoT hardware vendors have been doing this for quite a while -- often by discontinuing updates to Fix security defects their product was shipped with.
Or pushing out a deliberately customer-hostile update to lock features the product had been sold with.
Potentially illegal (Score:1)
If ending support violates an "implied warranty for fitness" the seller or manufacturer could owe you a refund depending on what legal jurisdiction you are in.
Arbitrary bricking or arbitrarily removing features that were marketed at the time you bought it could also be grounds for damages, depending on where you live.
Arbitrartion requirements notwithstanding, the companies could still be on the hook for lawsuits from goverments on behalf of their residents, particularly if a state Attorney General thinks he
After expiration of warranty (Score:3)
If ending support violates an "implied warranty for fitness" the seller or manufacturer could owe you a refund
Which is why Google waited several years to brick early Nest and Revolv thermostats: the factory warranty had expired.
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You don't rely on their generosity for the warranty, you rely on the law.
I'm the UK it says that things must last a "reasonable length of time". For a thermostat you would be looking at at least 10 years, arguably more due to the high cost.
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For a thermostat you would be looking at at least 10 years, arguably more due to the high cost.
Well, the Nest 2nd gen thermostat was sold from 2012-2015 (when it was replaced by the 3rd gen), and support ended in 2025, so, 10 years.
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If ending support violates an "implied warranty for fitness" the seller or manufacturer could owe you a refund depending on what legal jurisdiction you are in.
So far We don't see any lawsuits against the manufacturers doing this that have done this, And they keep getting more and more brazen.
However, in most cases they do this on units they have already stopped sales for, and the products come with express warranties that have expired.
The warranties have "expired" as far as they are concerned a certain numb
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There's nothing arbitrary about this. The API was depreciated, the data sent online isn't anything to do with the API. And above all, precisely zero Nest thermostats have ever been bricked. None. They all continue to work just fine as a thermostat even if you can't control them with your phone. They even retain their smarter features such as person detection. The core functionality is run locally. And given the current thermostats support Matter they also can't be discontinued remotely since Matter works lo
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They all continue to work just fine as a thermostat
They do not continue to work "just fine". The product you bought was called a Nest Learning Thermostat. The remote control function by app was always a critical part of the product, and the reason you paid $300 for a Nest instead of $10 for a mercury switch t.stat.
An API change is an arbitrarily unnecessary change specially designed to create incompatibility to use as an excuse.
As noted: the functions of a thermostat have not changed. And if in fact an
It’s not nothing. (Score:2)
Cellphone (2 lines, unlimited data): $145
Home internet: $88
Streaming video: $55
Online newspapers: $45
Audio books: $12
Total: $345/$112 per month; or $4140/$1344 per year
The second figure excludes Internet. It could be argued cellphone and home internet are necessary instead of discretionary since I work from home. But those other subscriptions use them too. The internet obviously isn’t used solely ju
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That's a ridiculous amount to spend on phone service. There are prepaid plans with unlimited data for a fraction of the cost. And unless you're tethering or streaming, you probably don't need unlimited.
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The plan also includes HBO Max and the cost of a new iPhone pro with a TB of storage over 3 years at zero percent interest. Take those out and it is would be more like $95/month for two lines. I am sure even cheaper exists. But the speeds and coverage are likely to be less too.
I like to go out to the middle of nowhere from time to time. The major carriers have way better coverage in remote areas. I switched to a major carr
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duh ... (Score:2)
What vexes me are the companies that sell physical products for a hefty, upfront fee and subsequently demand more money to keep using items already in your possession.
really? doesn't vex me at all. abstaining from buying such shit just takes a handful of braincells and nobody ever forced me to do so. that these products thrive just speaks of the geographic concentration of suckers in the world.
Opting out (Score:2)
I've reached the age and mental state where I can fully opt out of anything that asks for a subscription. I have only one exception - seamless cloud backup. That's it. No car features, no smart IoT, no printer ink that I can't third party... if my laser printer fails I'll buy a used one that takes knock off toner. If new cars all demand subscriptions them my subscriptionless 2019 Camry will be my last new car.
The world can swing in that direction, but I don't need to stay in the seat. Nor does anybody else.
I will not rent software. (Score:2)
Caveat emptor (Score:2)
Seriously. If you do not actually look at what you buy before doing it, you will get shafted at least on part of your purchases. That insight is as old as humanity. I see some are still ignorant regarding that issue.
Captivity? (Score:2)
Never buy any device (Score:2)
...that requires access to a server in order to function
The cloud is a trap
Run away
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You mean, like a computer or a smartphone?
They are basically useless without a connection to the cloud. Every website and most apps, depend on it.
You get what you buy (Score:2)
>"A reporter at Mother Jones writes about a $169 alarm clock with special lighting and audio effects. But to use the features, "you need to pay an additional $4.99 per month, in perpetuity."
Yeah, and who is stupid enough to buy it?
>"Welcome to the age of subscription captivity, where an increasing share of the things you pay for actually own you."
Not me. I don't buy junk like that. Never. And once consumers eventually wise up and stop buying such junk, it will stop. They will start reading specs a
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Agreed.
Maybe after being burned enough times, consumers will start to learn to research and ask questions first.
But I do believe that products for sale should be required to fully disclose all "subscriptions" and what features are dependent on them and costs on all marketing/advertising/box/etc.
It might be a Bait and Switch dream (Score:2)
If they're not making it clear to people at purchase that the advertised price is not the full price, it's straight up bait and switch (the advertised price is the bait; the subscription and additional revenue stream is the price switch).
I don't buy Subscription-based things..... (Score:2)
Add Arlo to the enshitification list (Score:3)
"in perpetuity" ... or their servers shut down (Score:2)
"Thank you for your subscription but we got sold, bankrupt, or disinterested."
Re: Bad example (Score:3, Funny)
What kind of moron buys an internet-connected alarm clock at all?
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Someone will always sell a basic $20 alarm clock and there's little need for anything beyond that. I refuse to fe
Re: Bad example (Score:1)
Speaking of...remember the Juicero...which literally advertised itself as refusing to squeeze packages past their arbitrarily set use-by dates?
Some people actually seek out the nickel-and-diming as a status symbol. Black cards, subscription boxes, all of it.
Fuck, Bernie Madoff had people begging him to handle their money knowing full well the cut he took.
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I recently bought a Fitbit, and one of the best features is the smart alarm clock. Instead of just going off at a particular time, it waits until you are naturally awake in the half hour leading up to the designated time. Much gentler and I greatly prefer it.
So there is a reason to pay more for a simple alarm clock, but mine does not require a subscription. If they start requiring one, I'll return it immediately.
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I use my iPhone or my HomePod when im actually home.
But your iPhone clock and alarm function doesn't depend on internet connectivity. Sure, it's nice to get it to sync its time, but the alarm function itself is an internal timer and you can set the time manually.
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Free software hasn't altered the deal. Perhaps it's time for more people to hop off the treadmill and vote by withholding their wallet.
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I didn't buy one, but I did build one with a Pi Zero W and an LED matrix display.
The reason it's Internet-connected is to sync its time using NTP. It's the one clock in my house (other than computer or phone-based ones) that I don't have to reset after a power failure or adjust for daylight saving time.
As for the subscription crap: Just don't buy products that use these shenanigans. Vote with your wallet.
Re: Bad example (Score:3)
Many clocks can synchronize their time through radio signals. I own multiple Marathon clocks with large displays, placed near areas such as showers, where I don't normally use my phone. They are not alarm clocks, though, but there is no reason they couldn't be if the manufacturer chose to do so. Most importantly, these clocks don't need time to put together, or ongoing software updates, network connectivity, etc.
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Sure. I just happened to have an unused Raspberry Pi Zero lying around, and the LED display was about $5, so meh... decided to do a little project.
Re: Bad example (Score:2)
How do you time-synch to the 60 hz line frequency?
You are describing a device that has a "line frequency" disciplined oscillator, and it makes sure every second is exactly one second long, one minute is 60 seconds long, every hour is exactly 60 minutes long, and so on, but the accuracy of the displayed time is contingent on the owner manually setting the time.
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Fair enough. In a line-disciplined clock, the accuracy is contingent *only* on setting it correctly *once.*
I think you forgot to add: "... after every single power outage."
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Wives radio/alarm clock died, replaced with another $20 one. It is surprisingly complicated to do anything with it as it only has a couple of buttons and had to keep the instructions and refer to them to do basic things like set the time or tune in a station. Fucking volume is also in discrete steps and too low or too high.
At least could add a button battery to it and it has survived a couple of power outages without losing time. The old one took a 9v battery and kept terrible time without the 60Hz signal.
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What kind of moron buys an internet-connected alarm clock at all?
Guilty as charged. My smartphone is intent-connected.
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What kind of moron buys an internet-connected alarm clock at all?
Guessing it's the moron still wondering what an alarm clock is. Other than the one on the internet-connected smartphone.
You act like offline is a huge seller among Gen PhoneBorg.
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This comment is correct. TFA got the facts wrong.