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North Dakota Law Included Fake Critical Minerals Using Lawyers' Last Names (northdakotamonitor.com) 53

North Dakota passed a law last May to promote development of rare earth minerals in the state. But the law's language apparently also includes two fake mineral names, according to the Bismarck Tribune, "that appear to be inspired by coal company lawyers who worked on the bill." The inclusion of fictional substances is being called an embarrassment by one state official, a possible practical joke by coal industry leaders and mystifying by the lawmakers who worked on the bill, the North Dakota Monitor reported.

The fake minerals are friezium and stralium, apparent references to Christopher Friez and David Straley, attorneys for North American Coal who were closely involved in drafting the bill and its amendments. Straley said they were not responsible for adding the fake names. "I assume it was put in to embarrass us, or to make light of it, or have a practical joke," Straley said, adding it could have been a clerical error.

Agriculture Commissioner Doug Goehring questioned the two substances listed in state law during a recent meeting of the North Dakota Industrial Commission, which is poised to adopt rules based on the legislation... Friezium and stralium first appeared in the bill on the last afternoon of the legislative session as lawmakers hurried to pass several final bills... The amended bill is labeled as prepared by Legislative Council for Rep. Dick Anderson, R-Willow City, the prime sponsor and chair of the conference committee. Anderson said the amendments were prepared by a group of attorneys and legislators, including representatives from the coal industry...

Jonathan Fortner, president of the Lignite Energy Council that represents the coal industry, said it's unfortunate this happened in such an important bill. "From the president on down, everyone's interested in developing domestic critical minerals for national security reasons," Fortner said. "While this may have been a legislative joke between some people that somehow got through, the bigger picture is one that is important and is a very serious matter."

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North Dakota Law Included Fake Critical Minerals Using Lawyers' Last Names

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  • In Germany (Score:3, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:01PM (#65901993)
    Our politicians are engineers and scientists. In USA they're all lawyers.
    • Re:In Germany (Score:5, Informative)

      by ArchieBunker ( 132337 ) on Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:39PM (#65902071)

      The president of Mexico has a PhD. Best we can do is a guy who threatened to sue the school if they released his grades. Plus he’s a pedophile and convicted felon.

    • Re:In Germany (Score:4, Informative)

      by jythie ( 914043 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @01:14AM (#65902357)
      Lawyers? Depends on the party. The Democrats tend to have a lot of community activists and lawyers. The republicans prefer CEOs and media personalities.
    • Not true. Most politicians in Germany are lawyers as well.

    • Re:In Germany (Score:5, Informative)

      by test321 ( 8891681 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @04:50AM (#65902529)

      Composition of the Merz Cabinet and their initial studies:

      Friedrich Merz: Law
      Lars Klingbeil: Political science
      Alexander Dobrindt: Sociology
      Johann Wadephul: Law (health&social)
      Boris Pistorius: Law
      Katherina Reiche: Chemistry
      Dorothee Bär: Political science
      Stefanie Hubig: Law
      Karin Prien: Law and political science
      Bärbel Bas: vocational training programme to become a social security specialist
      Karsten Wildberger: doctorate in theoretical solid-state and computational physics
      Patrick Schnieder: Law
      Carsten Schneider: Public policy
      Nina Warken: Law
      Alois Rainer: Master butcher
      Reem Alabali Radovan: political science
      Verena Hubertz: business administration
      Thorsten Frei: Law

      Law: 8, political science: 3, sciences: 2, vocational training: 2, other social sciences: 2, business: 1

    • Our politicians are engineers and scientists. In USA they're all lawyers.

      Usually failed lawyers, or lawyers that were so shitty at following the law they couldn't hack it even in our corrupt legal system.

    • Who of our polititians is an actual engineer? Merz is a lawyer, Dobrindt a sociologist, Wadephul is a lawyer, Pistorius is a lawyer, Bär (research and technology[!]) is a politologist. Reiche is a chemist, and that's about it.

  • by david.emery ( 127135 ) on Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:03PM (#65902001)

    But the lobbyists who wrote the bill thought this might be a bit much...

  • Reminds me of that time I tried to buy a laen knife.

  • by Anonymous Coward

    As a potential poison pill.

  • No Easy Solution (Score:5, Interesting)

    by dohzer ( 867770 ) on Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:38PM (#65902067)

    There's no easy fix. If laws need to be properly reviewed, they won't be able to sneak in the corrupt parts!

    • LLMs seem like they would be a goo way to shed light on long, complex texts like this. Not saying you would rely on them completely, but it would be a good first pass to see what major points are in the bill.

      It seems like we are well passed the point where people can claim that they didn't know what was in the bill they are signing on to.

    • by Targon ( 17348 )

      Make this crap something that will get them put in prison for a few months for a first offense, and that might help. Eliminate Citizens United and that would also help. Both of those things SHOULDN'T be difficult if we had anti-corruption rules and laws actually being enforced.

  • by quenda ( 644621 ) on Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:59PM (#65902107)

    (from Claude)
    Actual Purpose (The Legal & Practical Impact)
    While the stated goals focus on "security" and "waste prevention," the primary practical function of the bill is to resolve ownership disputes and expand the rights of coal operators at the expense of general mineral owners. Key "actual" functions include:

    - Granting Automatic Mineral Rights to Coal Lessees: The bill effectively changes the default terms of any coal lease, "whenever granted." It stipulates that a lease for coal is now deemed to include all critical and rare earth minerals contained within that coal unless they were specifically excluded in writing. This retroactively grants coal companies the right to valuable minerals they may not have originally paid for.

    - Protecting Facility Owners (Coal Ash Ownership): The bill clarifies that coal ash and byproducts resulting from combustion or gasification belong to the owner/operator of the facility, not the original mineral owner. This secures the "downstream" value of these minerals for the utility companies.

    - Limiting Liability: It includes language protecting facility owners from being held liable for "waste, conversion, or destruction" of minerals during the combustion or gasification process.

    - Legal Retroactivity: By making these changes retroactive, the bill seeks to bypass potential litigation over existing contracts where the ownership of minerals like lithium or uranium found in coal seams might have been ambiguous under older laws.

    In summary: The bill uses the high-profile justification of "national security" and "rare earth production" to codify a legal framework that ensures coal mining companies and power plants have the primary right to profit from these materials, even if those rights were not explicitly secured in their original land-use agreements.

    • by cusco ( 717999 )

      I thought retroactive laws were invalid? Or is that only for criminal court?

      Thanks for the summary.

      • The U.S. Constitution prohibits ex post facto laws.

      • by Anonymous Coward

        Following the fall of Maduro, Russians are starting to realize in what bad shape Russia is. The events in Venezuela are unanimously considered a strategic Russian defeat, and they admit that Russia is currently too weak to help any Russian allies.

        Not only the "investments" are gone, the very future of Russia is at stake. Russian allies such as Syria, Iran and Venezuela are getting lost or neutralized, without Moscow having even a chance to counter it.

    • All land agreements will from now on include an exclusion list containing every possible mineral know to exist, perhaps even all possible combinations of letters and numbers up to X characters (to keep it under few thousand petabytes) just to cover any new minerals or elements that may be discovered. Good luck printing such a contract on paper ;-)
  • Soon they will be mining 100% weapons grade bolognium.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

    --JoshK.

  • This would leap right out at you.

  • by gweihir ( 88907 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @12:11AM (#65902301)

    Clearly the whole venture is a bad joke when they cannot even get somebody competent to read through the thing before making it a law.

  • This reminds me of the court case where the former CEO of South African airways was asked why she signed off on documents stated that it is not her job to read documents.
  • by Tablizer ( 95088 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @02:02AM (#65902381) Journal

    Bonespuria, Invadia, Cankleia, Adolfia, Xenophobia, Golfia, Fibbia, and Blowhardia.

  • by misnohmer ( 1636461 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @03:49AM (#65902459)
    Not a new concept, as it has been used in software development for decades. It would easily point out the jokers who added it, and the incompetent reviewers who signed off on this. But I get that no politicians wants this, as there would be no way to sneak any side deals, bribes, and other such things into laws if there was such transparency.
  • -ium is the most common ending for element names (e.g., gadolinium), while "-ite" is the most common ending for minerals (e.g., hematite). So, are "friezium" and "stralium" are supposed to represent minerals or elements, or the lawyers simply don't care about the distinction?
  • by OneOfMany07 ( 4921667 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @07:28AM (#65902631)

    Seems they can't track who changes what. And they'll approve it all the same.

    Why aren't they using version control already?

  • by bemenaker ( 852000 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @09:49AM (#65902779)
    Which aid wrote this bill using ChatGPT?
    • People must have just accepted this level of corruption as normal and no longer care.

      Industry writing the whole laws which are not even reviewed by their puppets for errors anymore! The real problem is the outsourcing of laws to corporate lobby groups.

  • by Pf0tzenpfritz ( 1402005 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @11:22AM (#65903039) Journal

    "Friezium" and "stralium" sound a lot more like fake chemical elements that minerals. They'd more probably be named "Friezite" and "Stralite" according to traditional naming schemas. The fact that they got through with it is a strong indicator of the technical competence of those making laws on technology.

  • Get the law passed, define the minerals. Problem(s) solved.
  • by groobly ( 6155920 ) on Monday January 05, 2026 @01:26PM (#65903439)

    -ium is not a suffix that denotes minerals, but rather elements. Minerals are typically denoted by the -ite suffix. So this is double dumb.

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