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Lab-Grown Meat Exists (But Nobody Wants To Eat It) (mydigitaldive.com) 209

An anonymous reader shares a report: In 2013, scientists unveiled the first lab-grown burger at a cost of $330,000. By 2023, the FDA approved cultivated chicken for sale. The price had dropped to around $10-$30 per pound, and over $3 billion in investor money had poured into more than 175 companies developing meat grown from animal cells instead of slaughtered animals.

The promise is straightforward: real meat, no slaughter required. You could eat beef without killing cattle, chicken without industrial farming, steak without ethical compromise. The technology works. Federal regulators approved it as safe. And nearly a third of US states have banned it or are trying to. Not because it's dangerous -- because it threatens something deeper than food safety.

Start with a small sample of animal cells -- a biopsy, not a slaughter. Place them in a bioreactor with nutrients. The cells multiply, forming muscle tissue identical to conventional meat at the cellular level. Nutritionally comparable, same protein content, but grown without raising and killing an animal.

The process uses 64-90% less land than conventional meat production and drastically reduces greenhouse gas emissions. No factory farms, no slaughterhouses, no ethical compromise for people who love meat but hate industrial animal agriculture. For vegetarians who gave up meat for ethical reasons, it offers something impossible before: guilt-free steak.

[...] Here's where the dream hits reality. Consumer surveys show people perceive conventional meat as tastier and healthier than lab-grown alternatives. Fewer consumers are willing to try cultivated options than expected. The words "lab-grown" and "cultivated" don't exactly make mouths water.

Something about meat grown in a bioreactor triggers deep discomfort for many people, even those who claim to care about animal welfare and environmental impact. It's the same psychological barrier that made "Frankenfood" stick as a label for GMOs. Meat is supposed to come from animals, raised on farms, connected to land and tradition. Growing it in a facility feels wrong to people in ways they struggle to articulate.

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  • by Austerity Empowers ( 669817 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:24AM (#65996454)

    1) Convince us it tastes the same.
    2) Obviouslty this threatens ranchers everywhere and they're not going to go quietly

    • 3) And don't tell me it's lab grown meat or 1) can never be true

      • by shanen ( 462549 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @01:04PM (#65996860) Homepage Journal

        4) Wait until it costs less.

        When it is significantly cheaper than natural meat, there will be plenty of people willing to eat it. Some of them will even consider the nutritional statistics and long-term side effects.

        This is mostly an expression of disappointment with the FP branch. These topics got plenty of play in the later parts of the discussion.

        But let me go for informative to close. Not lab-grown meat, but non-meat patties created using processing techniques developed in laboratories. I'm referring to a non-beef burger offered by Mos Burger. I've eaten it and enjoyed it and it's been on the menu for a while, so they must be making some money from it. The raw ingredients are vegetables, probably mostly beans, but it tastes like some kind of meat and has the right "mouth feel". If the primary ingredients were algae or bacteria grown in a big vat, I'm sure some people would be willing to eat it if the price was right. Quite a popular fast food chain locally, but of course the real test will be when McDonald's adds the option. (But I don't eat at burger places very often these years, and when I eat at Mos Burger I prefer an option with jalapenos..)

    • by snowshovelboy ( 242280 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:47AM (#65996538)

      no, this is not enough. I expect something engineered by man to taste BETTER than something made by random processes in nature.

      • by dbialac ( 320955 )

        something made by random processes in nature.

        Cows aren't derived from random processes in nature, they were bred into existence from another animal. Still, I'm not going to eat lab-grown meat. I do, however, support developing the technology. For one, it puts en end to vegan douchebags, and two, for space travel. You can't bring a cow with you to Mars. You can bring a mechanism that grows meat with you if it's small enough. I imagine the first voyages to Mars are going to require a large enough space station to make it work.

        • I imagine the first voyages to Mars are going to require a large enough space station to make it work.

          A space station would be great, but that's a lot of mass that you either have to send there or find there and then turn into a space station. It's a lot less mass to take enough food for a mission.

          If you're planning to actually stay, then you don't need a station, you need to build structures on the planet.

        • by Rei ( 128717 )

          . You can't bring a cow with you to Mars

          Well... kind of. Most animals have small breeds. Cows remain one of the hardest, as their miniature breeds [storybookfarmwv.com] are tstillabout 1/4th to 1/3rd the adult mass of their full-scale relatives. But there are lots of species in bovidae (the cow/sheep/antelope family) and some of them are incredibly small - random example, the royal antelope [s-nbcnews.com]. As for sheep and goats, you have things like dwarf Nigerian goats [wixstatic.com] which are quite small, and a good milk breed. Horses, you have e.g. te

      • We evolved to enjoy meat, because it's efficient to eat it.

        Those processes both are and aren't random. That is to say, they are orderly and work based on rules. This is not different from vat-grown "meat", except that the rules are different. An animal grows in an egg or a womb, the conditions differ from a vat (or another container) even if you put in all the same stuff, which they don't.

        My concern about vat-grown "meat" is that when the proteins go wrong the animal becomes nonviable and probably isn't eve

    • by Zocalo ( 252965 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:49AM (#65996550) Homepage
      It needs a version of the "Pepsi challange" blind taste test from yesteryear. I'd certainly take that if given the opportunity, but have yet to find anywhere with the stuff to try in the first place, let alone to do so in a blind test. If it's equally as good as they claim (and the science says it *is* the same, right down to the cellular level), then they shouldn't have any problem convincing people that it's a viable option to regular farmed meat, and if they can do that, then the cheapest option should win in many cases.

      I suspect there may be some legitimate corner cases about "free range", "corn fed", and similar dietry or lifestyle things that will have at least some effect on the texture of the meat (e.g. buff animals vs. couch potato animals), but maybe there are ways to replicate at least some of that in the lab too?
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        Well the entrenched concerns don't want to even give you the opportunity by straight up banning it before you get a chance to try it. If it truly sucked they'd let the market take care of it and billions of venture would evaporate. But all the free market, small government "don't tread on me" types are quick to go after this as fast as possible because certain donors got their feathers ruffled.

      • It would fail. Think of the difference between veal and a steak. Same animal just different handling. What version of beef would this be replicating?
    • I don't think ranchers are feeling threatened. Very, very few people are vegetarians for "ethical" reasons. The vast majority still want actual meat.

      Taste, is certainly an issue. We've all tasted highly processed meat products like bologna and hot dogs. While many people eat such products, no one would say they could replace "real" meat. This "cultured" meat is likely to be more like highly-processed meat products, than actual meat.

    • by SirSpanksALot ( 7630868 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @12:59PM (#65996828)
      It's even more than that... Lab grown meat is significantly more expensive... The general population *might* entertain the idea when it's at price parity with normal meat. And if it becomes cheaper than normal meat, I think you'll see it take off - although most people that are financially secure will continue eating normal meat as a status symbol.
    • It will never taste like a real animal, they are only growing the muscle fiber. There are 2 major things your tongue gravitates to: Fat and sugars. They not growing fat. They are growing pure muscle fiber or protein, it will taste like crap, no seasoning can fix it, no fat for flavors to sick to. In a real animal, fats are layered into muscle fibers in different ratios depending on the primal cut (see beef).
  • by rtkluttz ( 244325 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:27AM (#65996460) Homepage

    Don't try and market it as meat, and I'll give it a chance. You lie and market it as meat and I'll avoid forever. The definition of meat is the flesh of a living being. Just because it is protein simulating meat doesn't mean that it's meat. Also, I have just as much of an issue with frozen dinners calling something beef or chicken or pork when it has fillers in it. In my opinion to be able to legally use those terms (meat, beef, pork, chicken) it has to be 100% of those things except for possible hydration and spicing. Fillers should automatically force it to be called meat substitute or at least something understood to have fillers like meatloaf or something like that. Pressed and formed meat like substance can F right off.

    • in principle i agree. (similar to how all the veg/vegan stuff has to be named after meat stuff, like vegan bacon for example) but I disagree on 'it has to be 100% of those things except for possible hydration and spicing.' There are levels of nuance even I don't know about. What about sausages, are they meat ? They certainly aren't 100% meat.
    • Don't try and market it as meat, and I'll give it a chance.

      Except it literally IS meat, it even follows your own definition. This very much is living real protein. In taste tests people have found them to be delicious. It's nothing at all like the frozen dinners you compare them to. There's no reason to call it anything other than meat.

      Lab grown meat is the EV of food industry. A bunch of ney-sayers without experience afraid of something they've never used or tried.

      • It is not meat. The definition of meat is flesh of a living organism. No living organism, no meat. Lab grown meat is alive only in that cells divide, there are no other components that work together to make a living being. If they call it meat, it is dishonest and deserves to be shunned. Call it what it is and I'll give it a chance. Lab grown meat substitute, or heck even make up a new name for it, but don't call it meat. Also, the usage of the word protein to describe meat is about as hoity toity as it get

    • It's chemically the same thing. It's just as much meat as a lab-grown diamond is a diamond.

      This isn't even like calling a veggie burger a burger when colloquially we refer to a burger as a beef patty in America. Never mind the fact that burger as a word has its own meaning I do understand that people in general hear the word burger and they think ground beef. Which is why you proceeded with the word veggie just like you proceed chicken burger and turkey burger and bison burger...

      I'm just saying that
    • Today only! Flame broiled, quarter-pound lab-burger topped with delicious non-dairy cheese and served on a Keto bun. Comes with a side of oat milk for only $8.99!

    • by Tom ( 822 )

      Truth in advertisement would go such a long way to solve so many different problems the modern world has.

  • by RobinH ( 124750 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:31AM (#65996476) Homepage
    "Growing it in a facility feels wrong to people in ways they struggle to articulate." I can articulate it just fine. This all happened around the same time as the Impossible Burger (a plant-based meat alternative) that was insanely high in salt and was considered the epitome of processed food. I think that the public just gets the two confused.
    • by EvilSS ( 557649 )

      I think that the public just gets the two confused.

      Just going by some of the other comments here I'd say you are correct.

  • by GoJays ( 1793832 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:31AM (#65996478)
    Slightly different, but a few years ago in Canada there was a push for plant based meat replacements. The problem was not that I wouldn't be willing to eat it, it was the price. In fact, I was curious as one of my siblings is a vegan, so it would be nice if there was something we both could enjoy. "Beyond Meat" for example would sell 4 burger patties for $18. Whereas I could buy 8 ground beef patties for $15. When the company starts by charging double the price for a "meat substitute" it's hard to get people on board.
    • It was also worse for you in a lot of ways, so that only left vegans that didn't care about their health or their wallet as the market.

    • Slightly different, but a few years ago in Canada there was a push for plant based meat replacements. The problem was not that I wouldn't be willing to eat it, it was the price. In fact, I was curious as one of my siblings is a vegan, so it would be nice if there was something we both could enjoy. "Beyond Meat" for example would sell 4 burger patties for $18. Whereas I could buy 8 ground beef patties for $15. When the company starts by charging double the price for a "meat substitute" it's hard to get people on board.

      When lab-grown or plant-based meat substitute taste the same and cost half as much as real meat, people will find that their concerns about it not being "natural" subside and their concerns about the morality of eating "real" meat increase. Motivated reasoning FTW. Oh, there will still be some qualms for a while about whether it might not be as good as the real thing, but those will subside over time.

      The real question is whether the stuff can be made and sold cheaply enough without economies of scale.

    • Exactly this.

      It's economics.

      It's always economics.

      If they can offer this stuff at a discount compared to ground beef - USD $5/lb or better - they will get sales.

    • by Zarhan ( 415465 )

      In Finland, the local burger chain Hesburger has been coming up with plant-based patty. They have been doing it for many years now, one press release (in English): https://www.hesburger.com/abou... [hesburger.com]

      Anyway, prices (PDF, in Finnish) https://www.hesburger.fi/mello... [hesburger.fi] says that the "Veke" cheeseburger is 1,80 euros, while regular beef cheeseburger is 3 euros exact. They are probably selling it as a loss leader but someone must have come up with the math anyway to sell it at a *cheaper* price point than a regular

    • Canadian here. My family mostly eats Beyond burgers and we pay about $2/patty from Costco. I can get beef patties for less but not by much and they wonâ(TM)t be great. For anything Iâ(TM)d care to eat itâ(TM)ll be more like $3-4.

  • It has to *look* like a nice juicy steak at the grocery steak.
    And smell and taste like one.

    If it's in a tub or a frozen cube, forget it.

  • Traveled to the mecca of NotMeat (California) some years ago. Tried my first Impossible Burger then. It actually tasted decent. The claimed environmental impact was "95% less land, 74% less water, and creates 87% fewer greenhouse gas emissions compared to conventional ground beef." The problem wasn't trying to sell the product with those environmental savings, which 99% of city slickers living in the concrete jungle barely give a shit about beyond a social media post. The problem was the lie sold with

    • I've had quite a few impossible (or similar) burgers. At first I was really impressed (taste wise), but after a while I don't know I found they started to pall a little? I've ended up deciding I prefer a good spicy bean burger or my local place's "burgaloo 2" (the place is called Meatliqor, their meat and veggie burgers are excellent). I think to me, it's better to have a really good veggie burger that's the best veggie burger it can be rather than an uncanny valley one.

      • I prefer veggie/bean burgers to the beyond/impossible products, but only because they taste better and are healthier. Also cheaper. We do have some beyond in the freezer, but it gets used slowly.
  • It's not quite right to say that it removes all the ethical implications that people have. A regular beef cow grazes for it's whole life, other than getting some injections to prevent diseases, until they're slaughtered at the end. Cultured meat needs a constant supply of animal stem cells, so you're constantly bringing animals in for biopsies and subjecting them to these procedures. There are definitely people who think it's a worse quality of life for these animals than existing livestock.
  • If it is called meat, people will compare it with that. Get some marketing people and call it something appetizing with a marketing slogan, "You can't get fat with our stuff, fresh from the vat."

    Start selling it in high end restaruants. Slap some French sounding name on it, get people to pay Veblin good prices for it. Then start opening the market.

    This is how lobster went from common food to being viewed as expensive.

    • If it is called meat, people will compare it with that.

      And they should, ... because it *IS* meat, and it is directly comparable to meat in taste tests. This is nothing like your vegan fake burger patty, or a veg sausage. Lab cultivated meat tastes like the real thing because it is actually the same.

      Sure there's slight difference in taste and texture, but that is true of actual meat as well, an Angus burger tastes different from a Blonde d'Aquitaine burger which tastes different from a Wagyu burger, etc. too.

    • Call it "Soylent."

    • by jddj ( 1085169 )

      Friend, did I hear you say no one meet can satisfy you?

      Try this: Poreef!

  • It's not enough to make it, you need decades. Don't just say it is good enough. You need:

    1) Improvements in taste and health. Show us it tastes better and is healthier. Exact right amount of fat, salt, etc.

    2) Cost reduction - make it cheaper than real steak.

    3) A decade long marketing campaign. Talk about how cows are intelligent. Talk about the cruelty of the slaughter house.

    You do any 2 of these things, then you can take over. Till then, the market is just not there.

  • by Somervillain ( 4719341 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:43AM (#65996520)
    High Protein diets are all the rage. I have been on one since high school. Finding cheap protein is pretty hard. It seems like pork is the cheapest and my family is quite sick of pork chops. Make it cheaper than ground beef and I'll gladly buy the stuff. Chili, tacos, etc. I barely care if it tastes good. If it's edible, inexpensive, and nutritious, there's a MASSIVE market among the food is fuel crowd. We eat a fuckton of whey and that stuff tastes HORRIBLE.
    • If it's edible, inexpensive, and nutritious, there's a MASSIVE market among the food is fuel crowd.

      This is why people everywhere eat beans.

      • Lentils as well (which i guess are really just different beans), also seitan, tofu, quinua.

        The high protein thing is as much cultural as it is anything about health or nutrition, not saying about OP but for many it's about the virtue signal of eating meat, it's become a social signal.

        • The high protein thing is as much cultural as it is anything about health or nutrition, not saying about OP but for many it's about the virtue signal of eating meat, it's become a social signal.

          What you're talking about has been around forever. What is new is that a lot more people embrace it. 10 years ago, high protein was for bodybuilders and serious athletes. It wasn't adopted by housewives who 20 years ago were doing yoga and pilates. Now they're squatting, doing crossfit, deadlifts, etc.

          A lot of recent news and publications have indicated the health benefits of strength training and it's quite popular and rapidly growing. Men are embracing it more. Nerds are really into it now. Man

          • That's great but doesn't address my first point, have we seen a relative increase in consumption of high protein non-meat products which have been around forever or is it mainly meat based protein? They are cheaper and more convenient than a steak without as many of the health side effects.

            I was not making a judgment on the actual health one way or another, just how the whole thing is muddled in culture war. How many high protein body bros also swear off seed oils despite there really being no actual scie

      • If it's edible, inexpensive, and nutritious, there's a MASSIVE market among the food is fuel crowd.

        This is why people everywhere eat beans.

        Beans are absolute bullshit for protein. I fucking love them and think they taste amazing...black beans are in my top 10 of all foods..but they're not good for you. I am sick of vegans chiming in about that. They're 80% carbs. You'll get fat as fuck if you rely on them for your protein needs. For me, they're a carefully controlled special treat, like cheese.

        No serious nutritionist will endorse a vegan diet, especially if you work out. It's a religious cult. Vegans have 2 options: nutritional deficie

    • Your "use case" is not normal at all and does not make for a market. You should understand that at a fundamental level before you go making suggestions based on the weirdness you have going on.
      • Your "use case" is not normal at all and does not make for a market. You should understand that at a fundamental level before you go making suggestions based on the weirdness you have going on.

        Read the news & go to the grocery store and you'll see it...endless articles about people getting into strength training and high protein diets. Look at your supermarket...they are marketing high protein pop tarts....breakfast cereal, fake protein bars (regular granola/candy bars with peanut butter).

        Have you really never been in a grocery store or target/WalMart in the last 2 years?

  • by r_naked ( 150044 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:48AM (#65996544) Homepage

    "Lab-Grown Meat Exists (But Nobody Can Buy It)"

    It isn't available in stores -- only in restaurants, and a very select few.

    I just did a search, and there is nothing available in my state. Sorry, I am not hoping on a plane to go try lab-grown meat...

    Lastly, there are people that I know that *SWEAR* Diet Coke tastes EXACTLY like normal Coke. They are full of shit, the two taste NOTHING alike.

    So, if this lab-grown meat is like Diet Coke, HARD FUCKING PASS. But, it looks like I want get to find out anytime soon because you can't fucking buy it.

  • by mccalli ( 323026 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:50AM (#65996554) Homepage
    The Economist's Babbage podcast has done several episodes on lab-grown meat. One of the ones that makes most sense to me is there was a company targeting fish, not beef or pork. Their reasoning was that fish is a more homogeneous meat than the other two, and also it would have a larger environmental impact since popular fish species can be heavily overfished and become endangered.

    This always made complete sense to me, yet I've only ever seen plant-based steak and burger alternatives. Lab-grown fish meat seems absolutely perfect since it doesn't have to reproduce the marbled texture of land-based meat, something that the process struggles with today.

    As an aside I'd love to switch to lab-grown if it were widely available and similarly priced. I'm never going to become a vegetarian, and if there's a way of supporting that without affecting actual animals...yep, sign me up please.
  • This is like saying nobody want's electric cars back in 2009, it's still too early and nowhere near mainstream yet so most people answering are answering a hypothetical, it's not like I can go find some lab meat in the freezer case yet, at least for myself I haven't seen that yet.

    So we are left with a new product, with still unproven attributes (taste, environmental concerns, nutrition profile) and which is still more expensive than what it's looking to supplant and it's a shocker it's not gaining acceptanc

  • by Njovich ( 553857 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @11:52AM (#65996566)

    Consumer surveys show people perceive conventional meat as tastier and healthier than lab-grown alternatives.

    The perception is just nonsense, given that practically nobody has tried this stuff yet, and there are potentially many thousands of variants with different taste and structure coming.

    The article really glosses over that key fact: It is effectively impossible to buy right now.
    Even in this thread you see people thinking that soy burgers (like impossible burger) are the same thing, but they are quite different.

    Lab-grown meat is real meat. It might be a type and consistency of meat that is different from any other meat on the market now, but it is very much meat.
    Lets see what happens when it actually reaches store shelves in any kind of volume.

    • Yeah I thought the confusion with vegan food upthread was telling. Hell, this stuff might be closer to natural meat than mechanically separated canned meat tends to be. With animal cell culture it is bound to be a little iffier than, say, hydroponic vegetables, so I wonder if that'll hurt it, since a lot of folks interested in a healthier or more ethical protein may well decide they should just be eating beans instead.
    • by Junta ( 36770 )

      Actually impossible burger...

      But I'm game to try it if it were actually available...

      The point about plant based burgers is that they have to some extent poisoned the well. Their marketing efforts got all sorts of internet content claiming it's just like meat, and people who actually tried could generally obviously see that it wasn't true. So now if someone says 'honest, this time it will be good', they have pretty recent history telling them otherwise.

  • The product isn't in grocery stores.. How do you know they don't want it if you don't even have a potential data point of people buying it? There's like a handful of restaurants in the entire nation that have served it, and it's treated as some exotic dish rather than a staple.

    People would be understandably skeptical, both in general and particularly after people overstated beyond/impossible's "meat-like" character.

    The reality is that they don't have scale and thus can't compete broadly on price. If it sca

  • by frission ( 676318 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @12:01PM (#65996600)
    the price point isn't there yet for people to want to try it, if you're saying it's $10-30/lb, it should be cheaper if you're telling me that you're saving on farm land, cattle feed, workers that work at slaughter houses and meat packing plants, pass those savings down and if I can get a "ribeye" for $2, you'd bet i'd try it.
    • by mackil ( 668039 )
      That is it exactly. It has to reach a lower price point to overcome everyone's "traditional" reservations. A low enough price point will get the curious ones, and it will only snowball from there.
      • Since you talk about price-points, did you mean "low-ball" ... not 'snowball'. Cause poor people low-ball their purchases of everything from pajamas to pork chops.

        Who gets 'snowballed' are high-maintain women shoppers who must keep up with the pack from Coach hand-bags to baby diapers. Cost is no object to them , except higher prices are precious commodity doled out to those women with filthy rich husbands. They will buy anything at any price that sets them apart. So really jack-up the pri
    • This. Ideally price it an order of magnitude less, and place it by the meat. People will try it.

  • I live in a state that its not banned in yet I have never seen it in any store. Searching around apparently the only places you can find lab grown meat here (at least from what Ive found online) are maybe one or two butchers, and a single restaurant that offers it. Its hard to say no one wants it when you aren't selling it in the place 99.999% of people go to buy meat.

  • A bunch of people who have never tried it, never seen it, never tasted it, with no information calling it bad refusing to eat it for reasons they have zero possibility of actually justifying with facts.

    And just like EVs there are those who have tried it who think the stuff is directly comparable in taste and texture to the real deal. The fact people eat burger patty shaped shit like McDonalds shows that lab cultivated meat consumption has nothing to do with taste or quality and everything to do with ignoran

  • If they can produce it at a price competitive with the alternatives, it could be added to animal feed as a protein source. Then humans could eat the animals it was fed to. Yum!
  • The cost for lab-grown beef has dropped from a ridiculous 1,000,000X to 8X that of farm beef. It is not that no one wants to eat it, it is that no one wants to eat it at the current prices. The price needs to be less, not more than farm beef. The price curve is falling fast enough that farm producers are trying to get protectionist, but with modern shipping capabilities, only one state has to allow this for it to be everywhere if it is cheap enough.
    • For success of chemical faux-meat -- at 8X the price --  only one state is needed to allow fake-beef to be shipped, and whose women don't care that their last date fed them an amino acid soup, that slime-molds love to eat , but gussied-up like a T-bone .... not even a lipsticked pig !  Oh the sensitive vegans we need them traveling on the big rocket to Mars, where fake beauf-stake will be served every day.
  • All of the environmental benefits are nice, but for me the main selling point is the sales point. Once it gets to the point where nutritious lab-grown meat can be sold for less than actual beef, then I'm sold. Taste and mouthfeel are also important, of course, but price is king.
    • Price is KING ? Say it ain't so ! What would you buy ... a  full glass of NYC tap-water. Or a Manhattan double  martini -- dry very dry with 100-proof Tanqueray .. and a pair of  green olives, with a slice of lime . What could be better than 3-of-those , for the cutey beside you to finally put out ! Damn the cost ...
  • It doesn't taste as good and it's more expensive = bound to fail. Bringing down costs require growing meat approaching the cale of actual consumption. We consume in excess of 220 #'s (that's short for "pounds" for all you post hashtag kiddies) of meat per person, that's 50 billion #'s of chicken alone per year. There is no measurement that production on that scale produces less greenhouse emissions or is more efficient. The energy, nutrients and infrastructure required at that scale haven't been worked
    • It sounds like they are producing tumors for us to eat, not a ribeye or New York strip. I am not in the market for a beef blob.
  • by Locke2005 ( 849178 ) on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @12:36PM (#65996732)
    Where do I get human animal cells? Asking for a friend...
  • And I didn't give up meat to shave the whales or because I joined Petah. I just don't like the way it tastes. I have a weak sense of taste so that any of the more complex flavors in meat get lost to me and it just tastes like chewy styrofoam. Heavily processed meats don't taste like that but if I want one of those from nostalgia I can just have a veggie burger. I do still occasionally eat fried fish but it's such a pain in the ass to fry fish I rarely do it. And while I love vegetable tempura same deal it's
  • Even with decades of education, most of us are incapable of moving past dualistic, oppositional thinking that is bogged down in emotionally based value judgements. Cooked vs. raw, Natural vs. artificial, clean vs. dirty, pure vs. corrupted, brave vs. cowardly -- and on and on. That's all this is. We will not adapt to our own technological and reproductive success because we lack the emotional flexibility to do so. As a result, we are turning the world outside of the most elite enclaves into a trash-filled,
    • Rationality is way over-valued ... humans live happily or die-badly on emotions. Think of the night sky ... think of the trout stream ... think of your loved ones. It's all emotion.

      Only wankers and nekbeards and monsters see value in anything else. Think of lambs silence .. and biting off tongues. That's what rationality brings you ... the curse of duality along with a cold heart ...
  • What the animal eats, and how much exercise the animal gets.

    Lab grown meat has had no exercise, and hasnt eaten anything to acquire other flavors.

    Not to mention meat that has done no work is extremely soft and has no texture.

    I dont see it having the same flavor, nor the same texture as a steak, porkchop, or chicken breast.

    • Yeah it'd be similar to a garden tomato vs a field tomato vs a hydroponic tomato. See also free range meat vs factory farm. It'd be funny if you could do like yogurt and treat what you buy from the store as a starter culture for making your own. An instant pot full of meat grown to your specs with 3d printed protein lattice to give it a 'just so' grilled steak texture. Makes me think of Douglas Adams and the cow at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that was raised to want to be eaten.
  • Growing it in a facility feels wrong to people in ways they struggle to articulate.

    ... superstition, selfishness and entitlement, as 95% of posts eloquently corroborate. slashdot never disappoints!

    i don't care because i've done away with meat years ago anyway. i used to love it but i long don't crave it anymore, it actually started to disgust me pretty soon after withdrawal. physically i'm fitter than i ever was in my lifetime despite my age. however, turn that vat meat it into some spicy chorizo or llonganissa or some tasty morcilla or jabugo (shouldn't be hard, if you manate to get the

  • by ledow ( 319597 )

    I'll eat it.

    Plenty of people will eat it.

    That's not the problem.

    The problem is: Why would I pay more for something worse than just cheap meat?

    It's the PRICE that needs to change. I'll eat synth-meat if it's half the price of normal meat, and doesn't result in malnutrition if I eat a lot of it, no problem at all.

  • Consumer surveys show people perceive conventional meat as tastier and healthier than lab-grown alternatives.

    Let's assume that they are right, because why wouldn't they? It does make sense that muscles grown in a lab are not identical to muscles constantly used by the animal. That there's more to biology than cell division. We already know that what the animal eats has an effect on the taste of its meat. Of course there's a difference if it never ate anything and isn't actually an animal.

    And then there's the idiots who tried to turn us all into vegetarians by labelling their non-meat products as "steaks" or "burge

  • What principle makes meat-eating, unethical?

    Animals have been eating animals, since animals were a thing. Why is it suddenly unethical now? Do ethical vegetarians believe that humans are somehow superior to other animals, and therefore are bound by more stringent rules of ethics than other animals? Generally, "ethical" vegetarians argue that humans are *not* superior to other animals, and that we have no right to eat them. But if we are not superior to other animals, why should we be bound by different ethi

  • Place them in a bioreactor with nutrients.

    And where do these nutrients come from? Highly processed products of plant material? Derived from petrochemicals? We harvest and grind up "undesireable" species?

    Cattle (and many other grazing animals) obtain their nutrient inputs largely from wild ecosystems. Where the biodiversity is not damaged to the extent that other types of farming produce. They spend most of their lives grazing in open fields with little more than fences erected.

  • Actually, this is a complaint that no one has yet posted a Funny comment on this extremely active story. The obvious low-hanging fruit is that they can't make fake meat from clowns because it would taste funny.

    And yes, I searched for the obvious joke and it isn't hear yet, so it isn't just because the moderators are too slow. If I were an actual comedian I'd be able to think of some other candidate jokes to look for, but...

  • It sounds like this is bioengineering the growing of tumors and telling the public that we should want to eat them.
  • Seriously, is anyone who's eating those things reading the label?

  • The only people who are really interested in this kind of meat, are those who believe it is unethical to eat meat. Every other group of people will choose real meat when they want meat, though some might choose to *reduce* their meat consumption for various reasons, such as environmental impact. But for those motivated by environmental impact, they wouldn't generally choose lab-grown meat, they would instead choose to eat *less* meat or to find ways to reduce the environmental impact.

    So the product solves a

  • I'll likely never eat a lab grown steak or chicken breast. What i may eat is lab grown ground beef or sausage, something that has gone through a physical processing already.
  • In practice, last time I checked there were price issues and texture issues. It made for an expensive sub-par ground meat product.

    If that's changed, let me know. Even if it's just on par with 'real' ground meats. Same price (or better) and equivalent quality. Get there and I'll switch.

  • There's one brand that sells lab grown pork fat mixed with pea protein for lab grown bacos, and it's maybe available in a store 40 miles away. Maybe not. The website of the store doesn't list it. If I cannot get it at the local grocer, I cannot get it. It's not at Costco either, last I checked. The fake meats are not that yummy, so we don't get them much.
  • by whitroth ( 9367 ) <whitroth@5-c e n t . us> on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @01:49PM (#65997048) Homepage

    Several years ago, someone 3-D printed an edible cheesecake. (Yes, they ate it.) I'm waiting for 3D foodprinters.

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