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Trump Has Prepared Speech On Extraterrestrial Life (thehill.com) 158

According to Lara Trump, Donald Trump has prepared but not yet delivered a speech about extraterrestrial life, though the White House says such a speech would be "news to me." White House Spokesperson Karoline Leavitt continued: "I'll have to check in with our speech writing team. Uh, and that would be of great interest to me personally, and I'm sure all of you in this room and apparently former President Obama, too." The Hill reports: Lara Trump, speaking on the Pod Force One podcast, said the president has played coy when she and her husband Eric have asked about the existence of UFO's and aliens. "We've kind of asked my father-in-law about this... we all want to know about the UFOs... and he played a little coy with us," Lara Trump said. "I've heard kind of around, I think my father-in-law has actually said it, that there is some speech that he has, that I guess at the right time, I don't know when the right time is, he's going to break out and talk about and it has to do with maybe some sort of extraterrestrial life."

Obama has clarified in recent days that he has seen no evidence that aliens are real, after comments he made on a podcast with Brian Tyler Cohen seeming to confirm his knowledge of extraterrestrial life went viral. "They're real but I haven't seen them," Obama said on the podcast. "And they're not being kept in... what is it? Area 51. There's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the president of the United States."

Later, in a post on Instagram, Obama clarified that he was trying to answer in the light-hearted spirit of a speed round of questions and that, "Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there's life out there." "But the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we've been visited by aliens is low, and I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!"

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  • by TheMiddleRoad ( 1153113 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:04AM (#65998324)
    But the morons gonna moron.
    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

      He's looking for things that can get his name in the history books. Naming things after himself, statues, resolving long running conflicts, and being the guy who announced that the US had discovered aliens. He will lean on DOD to say that some UFO is definitely aliens next.

      • by spacepimp ( 664856 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @09:27AM (#65998630)

        This is all misdirection from the Epstein files and who knows what else. It's a CIA tactic that the White House has learned. People are here talking about aliens and Nancy Guthrie not arresting people for their involvement in Epstein's depravity.

        • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

          by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

          I can be both. Fortunately the arrest of that nonce Andrew Windsor should shift attention back to Epstein.

        • Yeah lots of names in those Epstein files. Including lots of the people who were demanding their release....

          Things should get very interesting. Bruce Springsteen is in the list of celebrities tied to Jeffrey Epstein.
          Now we probably know what Bruce Springsteenâ(TM)s song "Iâ(TM)m On Fire" was about.

          Verse one goes like:
          'Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
          Did he go away and leave you all alone?
          I got a bad desire, Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire."


          Hey Bruce, still demanding everything be r
        • re: Epstein; in 2009, there was a Mexican model "ranting" about satanic rituals, human trafficking, and cannibalism she witnessed.
          https://youtu.be/8cIAU8R73Sc?s... [youtu.be]

      • He's looking for things that can get his name in the history books. Naming things after himself

        Ah but you see that is all part of the grift. After the airport is named after him he forces them to pay for his trademarked name. https://www.news10.com/news/na... [news10.com]

  • by 93 Escort Wagon ( 326346 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:29AM (#65998342)

    I guarantee it includes at least one mention of Iron Dome, and probably also some rambling mention of how he's much smarter than the aliens are.

    • Will jewish space lasers make an appearance ?

      • by gtall ( 79522 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @05:10AM (#65998404)

        At a recent Cabinet meeting, the usual circle jerk was at hand.

        Kristi Noem: Sire, no one has the excellent leadership of you.(tears in her eyes)..sniff.

        Kash Patel: Sire, you are immense. No one is immenser than you. Your immenseness makes the Universe envious!!

        Scott Bessent: Gee Sire, I only wish I could be as smart as you, how do you do it?

        La Presidenta: I don’t know, just call me “I am”!!!

        Rev. Paula White (in for the meeting, gets excited, starts speaking in tongues): Habba labba spooky bee, havenah wannabe soundalike Isaacca Sidneywah Caesarean. *

        Tulsi Gabbard (gets off her knees to speak): You make me orgasmic, Sire!!!

        Secret Service Agent (in an aside to his boss): I don’t believe this is real.

        Boss (whispering): It isn’t!

        SSA: How do you know?

        Boss: Hehehehehe..come by my office later and I’ll show you.

        Later

        SSA: Well boss, you were going to show me something?

        Boss: Get in the car, we’ll take a little trip.

        Unfortunately, Kash Patel runs into them in the hallway and demands to go with them on a real live mission. He’s VERY excited.

        They drive to a secret location.

        SSA (whispers to his boss): Shouldn’t he have a blindfold on?

        Boss: it won’t matter, you’ll see.

        They arrive, get out of the car, and go down an elevator 80 stories. They get out and enter a lab.

        Chief Scientist: Why Boss, this is a pleasant surprise, do you need replacements?

        Boss: No, they are working just as we ordered.

        SSA: What a weird place. What’s in those sarcophagi?

        CS: Uh..you don’t want to look in one. Many people find it..disturbing.

        Boss: Oh go ahead and show him, he’s got a strong stomach.

        Kash Patel nearly wets himself with excitement.

        CS: Well okay, which should I show him?

        Boss: This one has a green light blinking on top.

        CS: That means it is ready.

        CS opens the nearest sarcophagus. A puff of blue smoke issues forth. And Kristi Noem is standing there in a Wonder Woman costume.

        Boss: Wow!! Well done!! I see you have corrected the psycho eyes.

        SSA takes a closer look.

        SSA: Yeah, I can see the difference, there’s a bit more effervescence in these.

        Kash Patel (peering a bit further down): They look so real.

        CS: And they feel real too, touch one.

        Kash Patel: Wow (squeeze, squeeze).

        Kriski Noem floors him with a punch.

        Kash gets up breathless.

        Kash: That was Wonderful!!

        CS: We had to be bit careful with the Pete Hegseths. If anyone says the wrong word around him, his right arm does a Dr. Strangelove salute. Although for your application, this should not be a problem.

        Kash: Errrmmm..do they walk and talk?

        CS: You betcha. Recall those amazing AI-Pets they have in Japan? Those were only our export models, we didn’t make those nearly as complete as these.

        CS (now nearly beside himself with enthusiasm): We have the entire Cabinet!!! That’s why the circle jerks are so lively. We store the spares in our warehouse.

        Kash: I just came from a Cabinet Meeting, they looked so real! Doesn’t anyone notice?

        CS (now snickering): They were never real people to begin with. We like to think of them as Our Little Chia Pets.

        Kash: Hey.wait a minute, have you got one of me too?

        CS: Yup!!

        Kash: So you could replace me at any time?

        CS (breaks out laughing): We already have!

        Kash: But I’m here and I’ve never seen another of me running around the White House.

        CS: Think Sherlock!!

        Kash: You mean!?!

        CS: Damn, I hate when they become self-aware. Boss, we’ll need to replace this unit right away, we cannot send him back like this.

        Kash: What?? Replace me? But you can’t!! I’m, I’m the h-h-hhead of the FBI. I’m important!

        Boss: I’m sorry you have to see this, SSA.

        Boss pulls out an evil looking de

    • by bussdriver ( 620565 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:49AM (#65998360)

      Poor speech writers have nothing serious to do since he mangles most their work they may as well write more fiction...
      The guy can't read a speech unless forced which is obvious since he reads the prompter like a moron.

      • by ArchieBunker ( 132337 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @09:19AM (#65998618)

        “You know, the new thing is magnets. So instead of using hydraulic that can be hit by lightning and it’s fine. You take a little glass of water, you drop it on magnets, I don’t know what’s going to happen,” Trump said.

        “So, you know, the elevators come up in the new carriers—I think I’m going to change it, by the way—they have magnets. Every tractor has hydraulic, every excavator, every excavating machine of any kind has hydraulic. But somebody decided to use magnets.”

        “I’m going to sign an executive order. When we build aircraft carriers, it’s steam for the catapults and it’s hydraulic for the elevators. We’ll never have a problem,” Trump said. “He agrees. Everybody agrees. But, ahh, these people in Washington.”

        “You know, China intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world’s magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, ‘Let’s all do magnets,’” Trump said. “There were many other ways that the world could have gone.”

        https://www.yahoo.com/news/art... [yahoo.com]

        AI makes more sense than this dementia patient.

        • F*cking magnets, how do they work?

        • Trump's magnet idiocy; I finally figured it out: He's just had a moronic attention span when somebody explained the geopolitical magnet problem to him. Rare earth magnets are chemically "ruined" by water in their chemistry which is extremely costly to crack and refine into the chemistry needed for working magnets. If you can describe the process of expensive refining of difficult minerals using sex (even better, with children) THEN Trump would have payed better attention. He describes it confidently like

    • and probably also some rambling mention of how he's much smarter than the aliens are.

      I'm sure even if it was explained to him at length and repeated to him right before he makes his speech - he'll still confuse space aliens with the border crossing kind.

    • by Morromist ( 1207276 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @05:05AM (#65998398)

      Maybe the article title should be "trump's attention seeking daughter gets attention by saying he has written a speech about aliens"?
      although... it probably would be a great way to distract people from those epstein files... if its that or a war with Iran, why not tell everyone that Rosewell was a real deal thing?

      • Oh yeah and lots of the names of those wanting the release of the Epstein files are IN the Epstein files.
    • If Trump has the speech I'm sure well hear it when they start coming to arrest him for diddling kids.

  • by Mysund ( 60792 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:34AM (#65998344)

    There is nothing in the Epstein files. Look a UFO.

  • by RitchCraft ( 6454710 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:48AM (#65998358)

    I'm going to shit bricks if the UFO conspiracy theorists were right all along. LOL

  • Definitely (Score:4, Insightful)

    by jvkjvk ( 102057 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @03:51AM (#65998364)

    He should definitely give a speech about how there are terabytes of government files on extraterrestrials, and that people should be demanding to see them instead of the Trump-Epstein files. It would be a distraction, and it might work for a week or so! Unless there are alien files. I'm sure that Trump would release those too, to distract from his pedophile and rape issues.

    • by Sique ( 173459 )
      The government has access to AI. A possible prompt would be "Create several terabytes of files about alien visitors on Earth and the methods how the government was hiding them."
  • Isn't God and the Devil and angels and all that hogwash all extra-terrestrial? It's not like they're all living in Malibu...

    • by 2TecTom ( 311314 )

      throwing out the baby with the bath water

      just because you don't understand something does not mean it cannot exist, to dismiss out of hand what one does not understand is called fundamentalism

      higher realties are not extraterrestrial they are extradimensional or transdimensional beings who exist on a more profound, higher or more fundamental level of reality, it's called metaphysics and spirituality

      both science and philosophy deal with this

      try thinking above your box for a change

      • No that's incorrect. If a being or species originates outside of earth and it's atmosphere it is extra-terrestrial by definition. It may be extra-dimensional too but not necessarily (and I'm not sure where you're even getting that).

        • by 2TecTom ( 311314 )

          no, if the earth exists multidimensionally, then the beings here at every level of existence also inhabit the higher dimensional modes we coexist within, the Many Worlds Theory for example, there's nothing extraterrestrial about it

          i also noticed you can't reply without being insulting can you?

  • by Firethorn ( 177587 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @04:42AM (#65998388) Homepage Journal

    Remember, the DoD has a plan in case of the girl scouts performing a full up insurrection.
    Some speech writer at the white house doing up some sort of speech in case of the discovery of extraterrestrial life is not unexpected, though I'll note that there are many possible levels, from not very impactive to very impactive, but incredibly unlikely.
    Low impact: We've discovered and verified some sort of microscopic life on Mars, Europa, or such.
    Medium impact: We've found signs of life on a planet orbiting a different star
    High impact: We've found signs of intelligent tool using life in a different solar system
    Extreme impact: We've discovered ET, and they're visiting.

    • by taustin ( 171655 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @10:33AM (#65998778) Homepage Journal

      I'm reminded of Apollo 13. Nixon had a speech prepared for their successful return. He also had a speech for their death in space. Probably more than one.

      So, yeah, Trump has a speech for aliens contact. Probably more than one, for friendly aliens, hostile aliens, attacking aliens, refugee aliens running from their enemies, and any other scenario science fiction has thought of for the last hundred years.

      They're probably the same speeches Biden had, and Obama, and every other President for decades, at most, polished for this delivery style.

  • Just look at that orange face. For generstions we've thought tha Martians are green. Now even one of them is telling us we're wrong.

  • Because that's exactly what we need - more official incentive for whackadoodles to start praying to aliens now.

  • for two reasons, the stats tell us so as in the drake equation

    we know the evil people in power are lying

    • One thing I'll guess - everybody who does believe that there are aliens - which is not unreasonable given the size and scale of the universe - are people whose support/votes he can add to the ones he already has

  • Here’s something to chew on. If the US Government has knowledge of UFOs or aliens, that knowledge is decades old.

    When Governments abuse tools like social media, it’s known as a Weapon of Mass Distraction. The Epstein files dribbling out slower than a 90-year old man taking a piss is a perfect example of that weaponization.

    Now back to the point about UFOs. At a time when a planet is arguably entering a Recession of sorts, perhaps now is NOT the time for any Government to start talking about a

  • by quonset ( 4839537 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @07:27AM (#65998532)

    The ONLY reason this is even being mentioned is because Obama said it first. Had he not said anything the dementia-adled pumpkin and his minions wouldn't have a reason to say anything. It's only because the first black president, one who is looked upon far more favorably than the current goon-in-chief, that anything is even being mentioned.

    Give it a week. You'll never hear anything about it again.

  • by greytree ( 7124971 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @08:41AM (#65998582)
    When Alpha Centauri IV sends its beings, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.
    Why is it we only take beings from shithole planets, right? Why can't we have some beings from Betelgeuse, Canis Major, just a few ? Let us have a few from Barnard's Star. Do you mind sending a few beings ? Send us some nice beings . Do you mind?
    But we always take people from Alpha Centauri. Places that are a disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, high gravity, acidic atmosphere.
    • by taustin ( 171655 )

      When Alpha Centauri IV sends its beings, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.

      I've read that book. Or, rather, several of those books. Most of the movies based on that premise aren't very good, though.

    • When Alpha Centauri IV sends its beings, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. Why is it we only take beings from shithole planets, right? Why can't we have some beings from Betelgeuse, Canis Major, just a few ? Let us have a few from Barnard's Star. Do you mind sending a few beings ? Send us some nice beings . Do you mind? But we always take people from Alpha Centauri. Places that are a disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, high gravity, acidic atmosphere.

      It's been at least deeper-in-the-sands-of-time-than-we-humans-have-discovered time ago since the last visit to this planet from alien life.

      Given human history discovering the equivalent of new continents and several thousand Gods with many claiming to be The Creator, one can assume that any alien finding us now, is either drunk or looking to conquistador our collective ass by way of a new intergalactic superhighway.

      Either way, start cracking open that bottle you were saving for a "special" occasion. This i

    • I'll bet you $100 that he would muck up just about all of those star names (if he remembered them at all) and would probably make up a couple.

      Additionally, he'd veer off in a rambling semi-coherent way and start talking about how stars are being named after him.

  • by kqc7011 ( 525426 )
    Probably a pre-written speech, just like journalist's have obituaries ready to go in case a high profile person dies. Like the Pentagon's war plans for just about every country and group in the world. Like General Eisenhower's speech he prepared if the Normandy landing had failed. It's there if needed.
  • will he take off the mask and show his orange lizard skin?

  • Trump prepared a speech. Ya, you already lost me.

  • You should be talking about the stock market! Err, I mean, aliens! Something else. Anything else, just not raping children. Why the fuck would you want to talk about raping children when we could be talking about aliens? I never raped an alien.

  • MAGA are conspiracy lovers, if Trump does this and then doesn't confirm the Greys have visited us, then they're going to lose their shit. Possibly claim that Trump is "compromised" and now part of the cover up.

    My guess is that this is an old man that is looking for attention and for a distraction. He'll release the Roswell files but not the Epstein files. Or his tax returns.
    The dude is a con man. And I don't understand why millions of people keep falling for it.

    • by JustNiz ( 692889 )

      We're at the point where there's really no credible argument against the existence of UAPs (as in, not necessarily alien but exhibit behaviour WAY beyond the possibility of our current tech). There is now just too many highly credible witnesses and more importantly, highly credible data (including stuff the US and other governments have themselves declassfied/released) to actually put that genie back in the bottle, like the US and other western governments have always been trying to do, since at least 1952

  • but he hasn't made it yet either,
  • by gurps_npc ( 621217 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @11:54AM (#65998988) Homepage

    The US has emergency plans for everything.

    1) What to do if Canada invades Maine.
    2) What to do if NYC has an earthquake.
    3) What to do if Aliens show up.

    This does not mean there is any evidence of any of these things already happening (Note, NYC earthquake is the most likely of those 3 scenarios).

    I would not be surprised if Trump has a speech for being crowned King of America.

    That does not mean any of these ridiculous events are about to happen.

  • by Mirnotoriety ( 10462951 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @12:07PM (#65999016)
    Flying Saucers: A modern myth of things seen in the skies [wasabisys.com]

    ‘Jung’s main claim was that UFOs function as projections of unconscious contents onto ambiguous stimuli in the sky: people “see outside” what is actually going on inside the psyche.’
  • by Tablizer ( 95088 ) on Thursday February 19, 2026 @12:17PM (#65999052) Journal

    to land so he can get fresh tribbles for his toupee.

  • Same answer every president, vice president, or any other gov. official has given in the last 15-20 years. The biggest thing that's changed is even the acknowledgement that Area 51 exists, and that's mostly due to a lawsuit from workers that were poisoned by trash fires there...

  • Hopefully they will take Trump away. Then, we can tally up the damage he has done.
    • Nah, there will be seeking signs of Intelligent life, so that rules out the Whitehouse...... and well over 1/2 the USA.
  • Trump droning on in his ganster drawl about the most beautiful aliens you ever saw, how he's going to make a big beautiful deal with them.. or maybe how he's going to blow them up with big beautiful nukes. Either way this will be entertaining.
  • Of course the White House has a prepared speech for this. Just like the Pentagon has "plans" to invade Bangladesh if that ever needed to be done, WH staff has plans ready to go at a moment's notice. This isn't news.

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