Wearable PCs 78
Shawn writes "Interesting article on wearable PCs. Brief mention given to Linux / Beowulf, and 'an undershirt with 64 linked processors.' " God I'm a sucker for
this stuff. "Hi, I'm Rob, and I wanna be a borg". This isn't anything really breaking or exciting, but its still neat.
Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Well.. (Score:1)
An Invitation to Michael Martinez (Score:1)
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Tech support for my underwear(underware?) (Score:2)
"Well, when I try to reboot my underwear, it just gives me a wedgie."
"What OS are you running on your underware, sir?"
"Microsoft Windows for Cotton Blends"
"Sorry sir. We can't help you. To fix this problem would require us to be able to unravel the source code and Microsoft doesn't allow that."
"But I chose Microsoft because it seemed Microsoft-y and smooth against my skin! Without fabric softner!"
"We're sorry. May we suggest the new distribution of Linux from Procter and Gamble?...."
Re:Professor Mann is a freak (Score:1)
He was the guy who would wait until the professor finished a great long explanation of a topic, and then ask a question that showed total lack of insight into the material being covered. There would be a huge group cringe, and everyone would turn around and silently wonder how he could have missed the point so soundly. I wondered if he'd ever graduate.
Now he's a prof and a pundit.
He may be a freak, but he sure knows how to market what he's got.
SMP thermal underware exclusively at Cabellas! (Score:1)
*Estimated run time using optional 400 cell mobile battery cart.
** Waranty void if user fails to follow propper grounding procedures before dressing. Warning: Overclocking will void waranty and may result in burn injury.
Asociated Press - Hacker's underware seized (Score:1)
No keyboard, twiddlers (Score:2)
--Ivan, weenie NT4 user, Jon Katz hater: bite me!
Re:64 processor shirt (Score:1)
Speaking of which, I hope it's waterproof. Hate to have a little sweat taking out the system.
Reminds me of the wicked with of the west... splah her with water and she'll scream "help me! I'm shorting! Shorting! aaaaaaauuuuug!"
Catman (Score:1)
This is all starting to remind me of an old science fiction story, Catman, in which the main character was part of a group of people that started replacing parts of their bodies with metal and assorted electronics. I guess the goal was to become totally machine. I wish I could remember the author but I think it was in the first Dangerous Visions collection. I've seen several movies that I'd bet were influenced by it.
Re:Groundbreaking & retail? (Score:1)
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That's right. He doesn't want to see it posted on Slashdot unless he can buy from the Sharper Image catalog. It was such a waste of his time that he had to take time to post a snide comment about its being put up on the site.
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Re:Don't sweat yourselves.. (Score:2)
This will give a whole new meaning to 'electrical shorts', won't it.
"Honey, would you iron and format my pants for me?"
I suppose the shirt will be marked 'dry clean only' huh? 'Wash separately, with like OS flavors'. I HATE those! I bet it will only come in beige.
But if a friend offers to give you the shirt off his back, it will actually be welcomed.
Thank you, I do birthdays, weddings.. I'm here all week.
Re:Tech support for my underwear(underware?) (Score:2)
"What OS are you running on your underware, sir?"
"Microsoft Windows for Cotton Blends"
"Well, sir, the only solution is to change your underwear to MS-NTLongJohns"
"But it's the middle of August, and we're in the middle of a heat wave. Also, I don't think I need all of that fabric"
"I realize that Sir. But the NTLongJohns are the only version of MS-underpants what don't give you a wedgie. And you're much less likely to suffer the terrible blue-ball of death with these than with the MS-Underoos95. The NTLongJohns also come with a convenient back-orifice flap for examining core-dumps."
something to consider (Score:1)
Umm, it's a feature, sir. (Score:1)
Or a short in my trousers?
How will this force moths to evolve?
When I throw my clothes together in a pile will they Beowulf?
Will the drycleaners stop going through my pockets looking for stray homeless 5spots and just try to hack into my zipper for my financial info?
I find this fearful only because I still use the rock slab to do my wash.
Just get rid of the keyboard... (Score:2)
Well, I know I do.
However, this sort of thing is not practical with a keyboard. An alternative is necessary; I'd like to see something along the lines of a cyberglove that's used with a piano-like virtual keyboard; I believe the guy who invented the mouse made one of these (no urls handy, sorry) but it never took off.
Re:Organization Systems (Score:1)
Re:They work when people stop calling them compute (Score:1)
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supercomputer in your armpit (Score:1)
On other other hand, going to the grocery store would be a lot more fun -- just imagine how freaked out the old lady that gives out free samples of ice cream would be.
Re:They work when people stop calling them compute (Score:1)
Then again, maybe you can call it a "control panel" and have a couple of terminals hanging on your walls, kind of like in the halls of the Enterprize, and they would show the status of the laundry, what channel your teenager is watching a 1am in the morning, a record of your traffic violations... Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather walk up to something and push buttons on it than walk around IN something.
As a side note, it would be neat if the energy generated by walking and breathing could be used to power the wearable.
Don't sweat yourselves.. (Score:1)
New York (August 24,199): Death of men at the altar in holy matramony killed from wearable PC's.
Life's short. Play hard. Owowowow.. stitch in my side!
Re:Umm, it's a feature, sir. (Score:1)
Re:Heads up display in your eyeball! (Score:1)
As far as an input device goes, you're missing the obvious. Impliment the keyboard and/or mouse in software. The whole point to wearables is to take ubiquitous computing with you. You shouldn't have to look like a "freak" to wear a computer. Imagine something similar to the "keyboard" in "Johnny Mnemonic" Use either a head mounted camera or maybe wrist mounted EKG sensors to detect the electrical impulses to the finger muscles. That way you just move your fingers. Even today, you can use a camera to track your finger (if you've got a flourescent thimble on). You can use that for a mouse; and I imagine with some beefed up software (and probably hardware too) you could get a computer to track and interpret the the patterns
of a typing on a keyboard. (of course I'm designing this in a complete vaccuum, so I might as well say that a future wearable computer will have an integrated time travel device.)
Re:64 processor shirt (Score:1)
Build it into a tuxedo!
Re:Professor Mann is a freak (Score:1)
did you notice his cloths?
this dude is weireded out to the max!
and those shades, in Canada, why????
Re:Tech support for my underwear(underware?) (Score:1)
Moderators: moderate this thread *UP*!
Re:"Hi, I'm Rob, and I wanna be a borg" (Score:2)
Once the technology comes out, and you pay a doctor to drill a 10baseT port in your skull, Microsoft will release Brain 2.0.
And then you have to go to the doctor for the upgrade, or all the new stuff will give you an incompatibility headache when you plug it in.
Remember: cyber upgrades hurt.
Re:You call that "modest"? (Score:1)
P.S. No matter how much you wish it, you are NOT object oriented
Groundbreaking & retail? (Score:1)
If you're not interested in indepth discussion of new ideas and technology, then go read CNN.
Laser eye tap (Score:1)
Anonymous Coward (Score:1)
Re:Organization Systems (Score:1)
Re:Just get rid of the keyboard... (Score:1)
A-and move to a big city, where you can stagger down the street talking to yourself and no one will think it's unusual.
"Seedy slash home slash george"
"man chat"
"finger"
George
How do you scrub the hard disk (Score:3)
George
Re:Information Overload (Score:1)
Our external storage - first cave paintings, then clay tablets, scrolls, books, recordings, and now computers - lets us store the information and put our brains to work on the knowledge.
We don't have to remember the endless details (wish I could find a link to Feynman's "map of the cat" story!) and can spend more time on the knowledge rather than the easily recorded and retrieved information.
In net discussions, I often pause to go seach for some little fact. I would love to be able to do this in real time conversations.
(For instance, can you imagine political debates where the candidates could instantly call up, say, the federal budget figures, or their opponent's voting record, or any statistic they needed? And the folks watching at home could instantly check them on it?)
Eyeglasses (Score:1)
Re:Go right to the source, and ask the horse... (Score:1)
More info (Score:1)
Re:Just get rid of the keyboard... (Score:1)
... just a thought
Re:Dammit (Score:1)
You call that "modest"? (Score:1)
I'd hardly call a cluster of 64 netwinders "modest"!
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Re:supercomputer in your armpit (Score:1)
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Re:Just get rid of the keyboard... (Score:1)
Re:How do you scrub the hard disk (Score:1)
The question remains: do we want to slip into our
computers the way we slip into our clothing?
for me that would mean slipping into my wearable computer at a dead run on the way to the subway.
and then someone would have to tell me:
hey man you misbuttoned your computer.
Yup (Score:1)
There are some interesting rumors about what he got to do with it over at MIT.
Re:Dammit (Score:1)
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I'm not sure if I'm being facetious or not, either...
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"HORSE."
me 2 (Score:1)
Information Overload (Score:1)
That looks like it might chafe... (Score:1)
I'll just wait for the skull-jacks, my self.
Re:something to consider (Score:1)
Heh, and you should probably have a 300 disc CD changer hooked up to your home box, otherwise you might be stuck on the subway with the wrong CD in at home.
Kintanon
IO (Score:1)
Recently, speech recognition and synthesis have been approaching 'adequate' - HERE is a niche for these technologies.
Re:Tech support for my underwear(underware?) (Score:1)
"What OS are you running on your underware, sir?"
"Microsoft Windows for Cotton Blends"
"Well, sir, the only solution is to change your underwear to MS-NTLongJohns"
"But it's the middle of August, and we're in the middle of a heat wave. Also, I don't think I need all of that fabric"
"I realize that Sir. But the NTLongJohns are the only version of MS-underpants what don't give you a wedgie. And you're much less likely to suffer the terrible blue-ball of death with these than with the MS-Underoos95. The NTLongJohns also come with a convenient back-orifice flap for examining core-dumps."
"Wow, that does sound... oh ohhhh ohhh S*&T!!!"
"Sir? Sir? Are you still there, Sir?"
"Je-ZUS! My underware were still connected to the phone line... I think my wife just faxed my willie to Canada...."
"Oh dear..."
"What the fsck?? Now my underwear's crashed and my nuts have turned blue!"
Go right to the source, and ask the horse... (Score:1)
Re:You call that "modest"? (Score:1)
Re:Professor Mann is a freak (Score:1)
Genius takes on many, weird forms...
Organization Systems (Score:1)
What I'm more interested in is how to folks like Starner & Mann actually organize their data. They must collect and manipulate an enormous amount of data. I also know most wearable folks are Emacs fans. What are folks doing to keep all this info accessible?
Powering wearables (Score:2)
I have given some thought to powering a laptop from muscle motion, and I concluded that reflexively bouncing your knee up and down (with your toe on the floor) could be tapped to generate enough power to run a modest computer. This does, however, makes it difficult to put a laptop on top of your lap. As long as you're walking around it would be trivial to generate some tens or hundreds of milliwatts from the flexing of the soles of your shoes; I put over a kilonewton of force on my foot when I step down, and 5 mm of motion is 5 joules right there. I don't see similar possibilities from breathing.
Sign me up!! (Score:1)
a) doesn't want to be seen in public with a synth-pop cyborg
b) is wary of any project of mine that involves soldering irons
or c) all of the above.
Considering all the electronics I'd have to learn, this might be a good thing...
Well.. (Score:1)
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