The Fridge of the Future 101
oooooops hooked us up with linkage to amuse your brain on a friday. This is a new fridge That has an embedded computer that allows you to manipulate it all sorts of ways. Very strange.
Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.
Maybe it keeps any eye on things for you.... (Score:1)
"Unidentified fungal growth detected in chinese leftovers"
:-)
Honey, we've run out of milk! (Score:3)
I am sending you this email because I opened the
fridge and noticed we've run out of milk. I tried
to buy it from http://www.peapod.com/ but their
server was down. Or maybe our browser in the
fridge is not working since I stepped on the
Ethernet cable when I was preparing coffee.
Re:What's next...? A Linux Bat House ! (Score:1)
Why is your wife so concerned about the bats? If they eat the bugs, you won't have so big of a bug problem. Although from what I understand, Denver doesn't have that many bugs.
Maybe the bats don't like the privacy invasion of the temp-gauges.
Re:networked appliances (Score:1)
Re:What's next...? A Linux Bat House ! (Score:1)
And judging by his proud display of the "Freak of the Week" logo, Jim is fully aware of this!
Seriously though, that has to be one of the most comprehensive narrow interest sites I have ever seen.
Kudos and a straightjacket to Jim Buzbee!
Re:It HAD to be said (Score:1)
Maybe that will clear up that error message I get when compiling Enlightenment. 'No beer in fridge' indeed!
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QDMerge [rmci.net] 0.21!
General Fridge Management (Score:1)
Just run a Defrag!
(of course, it'll restart every few seconds and you won't be able to get any food for 24 hours)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:2)
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
What a bloated monster (Score:1)
Better to make a good flat-screen touch display. Then, people can stick them on their fridges, or anywhere else they want.
What's the big deal? (Score:1)
(What, it's a real refrigerator? My bad...)
Jay (=
Re:Our fridge (Score:1)
-Chris
(Except for one machine in Psych that they use the profits from to buy gifts for departing grad students each year...)
The Fridge (Score:1)
Re:What's next...? A Linux Bat House ! (Score:1)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:1)
That should keep you busy for a while.
networked appliances (Score:1)
What will the future hold? Can I select a random meal
sheesh... it's almost here!
Errrm, so where's the Bat House? (Score:1)
Did I miss it?
Like the links tho'.
Re:Errrm, so where's the Bat House? (Score:1)
Yeah, that's something that I need to put up, although it would be pretty un-interesting. It just looks like bottomless bird house with a cable coming out the bottom.
Re:That's great! (Score:1)
Honey... (Score:4)
Banner ads (Score:1)
Make a Fortune... (Score:1)
I thought SPAM didn't need refrigeration. (Score:1)
The price of the Screenfridge will depend on several variables. When we go to market with this product we may try non-traditional business models such as lowering the price to consumers in return for displaying banners on their fridge doors.
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*smooch* (waaay off-topic) (Score:1)
(childish, i realize, but oh hell..)
Re:Hell, do this... (Score:1)
They used to, but they don't anymore (where I shop).
As for your efforts, I think they're pretty much useless. Beyond using a false name, you're not really helping yourself, and you're not really hurting the store much.
All of this has to be done on a large scale to have an effect, and most people aren't bright enough to even realize that they're being tracked. This is what scares me the most, as I can already see everyone gradually losing their privacy.
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Re:privacy (Score:2)
Agreed. I'm a bit creeped out though by the information in the FAQ on this beast, under "How much will it cost?"
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
More and more, we're being bombarded with advertising: "Try this, it'll change your life" or "Buy this, it'll make you sexy!" or "You've just GOT to have one of these!!" Can't turn on the TV, the radio, or fire up a web browser or email without being solicited by someone to "Click Here!" or "Buy now!!" For fsck's sake, enough already! I can't even get in my car and drive out to the country without seeing billboard after billboard beckoning me to buy more stuff!
The last think I want to do is actually invite even more advertising into my home with one of these monsters... Ugh...
What a waste! (Score:1)
Re:Got me thinking -- VERY SIMPLE! (Score:1)
Basic Stamps!
you can do all this easily and with a gob of fun!
Heck add a nice 4 line backlit LCD and other stuff..
Just look up basic stamp on google or webcrawler.
BTW: basic stamps take a little bit of electronic knowlege but what you can do is mind blowing!
Where's the spring water dispenser (Score:1)
...but I want a fridge that shops for me (Score:1)
What good is it if it cannot even tell when the beer level is getting too low?
Re:privacy (Score:1)
If you're so paranoid as to not let Safeway etc know that you buy a certain brand of chips every week, I suppose that you also don't:
a) drive, since the state will get your address, and *gasp*, know if you speed (besides, get a ticket and the insurance company will get a whiff of what you do!),
b) avoid online-anything, since credit card companies will know you buy stuff online, and what you buy, too! *gasp*. IP numbers are logged!
c) never, ever use the phone (phone company knows who you called!). Includes modem calls, too.
d) never go out, since there's cameras everywhere (and some in the streets, too).
e) heavens don't get seriously ill/hurt/etc, lest the hospitals et al enter in what foods you eat, what you did to cause the accident (?), etc.
Sure, maybe I may not apply for their cards, but certainly privacy shouldn't be one of the reasons. Ever shop for senior citizens? I'm sure they'll appreciate the effort. So who can say that you buy a bag of chips for yourself? Maybe you bought it for some old folks as a kind gesture.
Perhaps if it goes into a great big database somewhere, try to have fun screwing it up, making it inconsistent.
And like you said, you're free to shop elsewhere. Many ordinary (non-/.) people would probably prefer that the coupons they need are mailed to them. (Plus, many love coupons, and often buy enough of xxx because it's on sale to last them for the next 10 years. Penny pinching is important.)
Oops. gotta cancel this message! Lest someone tracking my packets gets a whiff that I spent 10-15 minutes concocting this!
(setq RANT nil)
Screen Fridge (Score:2)
Oh, and you can also use this nifty toy to send Internet E-Mail, and browse too. (Tell me, who the hell is going to stand in front of the refrigerator for 2 hours surfing the net when there is a computer in the next room? Don't even say "well, they might not HAVE a computer!" Please....If they have one of these things, they have a computer.)
Well, we've moved in to the Computer/Kitchen appliance era. Now, instead of putting up your kid's artwork with magnets, you get to scan them in and make a slideshow.
Don't try to use the magnets. You'll distort the screen.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:2)
Better would be "show me dishes based on (list a few ingredients)" and it runs off and lists a variety of recipes that match it.
umm fridge (Score:1)
*bbrrrrrr*
toaster (Score:1)
A few "degrees" cooler... (Score:1)
4) Food Management
Sounds like an undergrade degree at a state university.
Looks like we'll have to wait a few hours until their
You could really overclock this baby (Score:1)
Chuck
Slashdotted Already? (Score:1)
I do remember reading something about like this quite a while back, though. Some guy in the UK had his fridge, front door and quite a bit of other stuff on the web. Had a barcode reader on the fridge, so he could keep a complete inventory. Kinda cool, but the privacy issues would really bug me... I don't want the world knowing how much of a slob I really am - "What, he had Jolt and Twinkies AGAIN? That's the 5th week in a row!" That sort of thing.
Somebody needs to say it. (Score:1)
(I hope no one makes a comment about that clustering technique we all know and love)
What's next...? (Score:2)
Can the Xeon Toothbrush(tm) be far behind? ("More power to get to those nasty teeth in the back!")
How about the Alpha Door(tm)? ("Not only can I open automatically, but I can finish the SETI work in a week or two.")
The Linux Loveseat(tm)? ("Open source couch potato.")
The list is endless.
This had to be said.. (Score:3)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:2)
I'm just ragging on the useless parts.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:2)
Get and send e-mail? Not unless I'm sending a shopping list to my wife at work with what we're out of.
Food management? For sure! I've thought about this before where it would be cool if there was an easy way to keep a list of what was in my fridge, and also keep a list of what I need on the next shopping trip. Sure, I can kind of do this with a dry-erase board - but the idea of running a a database and spreadsheet application over Linux on my refrigerator is an appealing idea!
Now let me have recepies and cookbooks and nutritional data handy and I would find this very interesting.
Again, sure you could do this with a laptop that doesn't have to be imbedded in the appliance, buteventually when imbedded devices are cheap and ubiquitous (sp?), why not have interesting application ideas already worked out and refined?
I wonder... (Score:1)
Might show banner ads (Score:1)
ads to help lower the cost.
Pretty soon people will be giving away free fridges if you allow them to track what you eat. Talk about invasion of privacy.
I'm I wierd? Because I don't spend any time looking at my fridge. I don't see why this would be useful, with ot without banner ads. Though it would be nice to hook up with a food delivery service so you can press a button the second you are out of ice cream. Still, I'd prefer to do that on a PC where the everything is nicer (faster, more resolution, a mouse, you can save receipts, etc).
My Mom needs one! (Score:1)
Our fridge (Score:1)
-Chris
(It's been allocated but certainly not utilized...)
Beowulf cluster of these... (Score:1)
(sirry, had to do it)
There is an easy way. (Score:1)
Bar codes. I didn't see anything about it on that web page, but if you're going to have a computer in the kitchen get a bar code reader. Just scan in the groceries when you unload them and scan the empty packages before you throw them out. It wouldn't take much knowledge to put together a little database application to track what you have and what you need. If you're persuasive you may even be able to get your local supermarket to give you a file listing all the bar codes and what product they're for.
For stuff like produce that doesn't have bar codes, just code the app to have a menu and let you key in stuff with the numeric keypad. You probably only have a couple dozen un-bar coded things in your fridge at most.
Re:privacy (Score:1)
a Ray Bradbury short story? (Score:1)
does anyone else remember a Ray Bradbury short story on this? the guy in the story goes nuts due to the constant blabber of his "smart" appliances, with the exception (if I'm remembering this right) of the nice quiet in-sink-erator. I think I remember him stuffing the phone down the in-sink-erator and feeling a pang of guilt for his one silent appliance.
if you know what I'm talking about can you tell me the name? I think it's about time to read that one again.
Re:privacy (Score:1)
Re:This had to be said.. (Score:1)
Re:Electrolux? Dammmmn...still around? (Score:1)
Do you want the NSA to know what you eat????? (Score:1)
This thing has a back door in the
vegetable crisper drawer!
The NSA can keep track of what you eat!
Say, is that beer American?
Why do you like whole milk? Don't you want to
be healthy?
Close the door and the light stays on! Because
there is a RapidCam in the door!
Bar code readers record exactly whats in there
all the time!
THEY know everything! You can't stop them!
sleep tight
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:2)
If they put the screen on the outside, no-one. But I for one have spent days on end accidentally defrosting the fridge by standing there with the door open wondering what to make for dinner. If I surfed for recipes at the same time, I could not only have used those hours productively, I might even end up eating something else.
But damn, I love cheese sandwiches.
Re:Electrolux? Dammmmn...still around? (Score:1)
"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"
Nothing sucks like their marketing department.
Re:Our fridge (Score:1)
Chilled! (Score:1)
"Security Notice! Beware the Fridgidaire Virus!!!!"
That's almost worth turning into a sig, cept it took me months to settle on the one I've got.
Re:I'll surely bye it, if... (Score:1)
The good news is that if it runs win9x i know SOMEONE can figure out how to install linux on it.
Amazingly enough we haven't
Re:Got me thinking (Score:1)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:1)
So what aobut for those of us who cna't leave the computer long enough to go to the kitchen and cook food for ourselves? :)
Re:What's next...? A Linux Bat House ! (Score:2)
I've got the only Linux Powered Bat House in the world.
And it's on the Internet here [batbox.org]
Re:privacy (Score:1)
What, I'm the first to ask?? (Score:3)
And such a beauty would surely become my "Open Source" of beer!
"There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."
Screen Fridge (Score:2)
Set up an inventory controll package and you can even have it generate your shopping list.
Build in speakers, microphone, and camera and you have a ready-made speaker-phone with video conferencing, and you can play Netradio while you work.
D. Keith Higgs
CWRU. Kelvin Smith Library
high end appliances (Score:1)
b
Re:Beowulf cluster of these... (Score:1)
(even more sorry)
House of the Future?? (Score:1)
Re:Beowulf cluster of these... (Score:2)
(god i'm bored today!)
Same old stuff... (Score:1)
Let's re-incarnate Visi-Calc or Electric Pencil into a toaster or something
A Real Application (Score:2)
It has all of the right attributes:
Also, we could mount a camera on it, facing the kitchen, and see who really ate all of the leftovers.
Jeff;
The Fridge (Score:1)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:1)
Haven't they considered the ergonomics of typing on a vertical surface? Ick.
Re:privacy (Score:1)
- that
anymore!________________________________
Re:privacy (Score:1)
>background for the toolbar
>in their browser
Dude, we can't even do that anymore!
(last post severely screwed)
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Re:There is an easy way. (Score:1)
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:1)
Hell, do this... (Score:1)
Of course, the best thing is to have no card at all - the cashier gives you a dirty look - then generally swipes a store card that gives you the discount anyway!
Re:Screen Fridge (Score:1)
D. Keith Higgs
CWRU. Kelvin Smith Library
That's It!!! (Score:2)
We can use our computer refrigerator as an overclocking beast in our dens!
And we can even put beer in it!
Joe
It's gotta be said.... (Score:1)
That's great! (Score:1)
Just one small gripe, though:
Arn't Bat Houses meant to have bats?
Re:What's next...? A Linux Bat House ! (Score:2)
Standing in front of the fridge... (Score:1)
There's a joke here, let me work it out. Kid standing in front of fridge...
"Get off-line and get a snack! What, do you think I'm *made* of money?!"