World's Most Powerful Subwoofer 436
dponce80 writes "This $13,000 subwoofer, the TRW 17 from Eminent Technology is billed as the world's most powerful due to its ability to reproduce sounds with frequencies as low as 1Hz. Typical subwoofers bottom out at 20Hz, and while the human ear can barely hear below that point, it is still possible to feel the sound. This particular woofer does not have an enclosure, instead relying on a fan-like design, wafting a cone of modulated air into the room, and effectively turning it into a resonating box, in its entirety!"
WHAT? (Score:5, Funny)
Soon to be found (Score:0, Funny)
The real question is... (Score:5, Funny)
Mythbusters should try it again! (Score:0, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
It blew out Google's servers! (Score:2, Funny)
> ping www.yahoo.com
Ping statistics for 66.94.230.75:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
> ping www.google.com
Ping statistics for 66.102.7.104:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),
OMG! (Score:3, Funny)
And who is going to spend that much on a sub (Score:3, Funny)
Have you not seen Ruthless People [imdb.com]?
(Speaker Salesdroid)
Check it out!
Thirty feet of thigh-slapping, blood-pumping nuclear brain damage!
If you can't afford it, FINANCE IT!
And here's the best part: when you die, they can BURY you in it!
USB Version! (Score:5, Funny)
"unterpäntzgeschittsen" (Score:2, Funny)
Wait - those aren't tears! That's not my eye!
Stan Freberg did it first (Score:5, Funny)
Interviewer: But what about the speakers?
Horne: The whole house becomes a speaker, you move into the garage!
(snip a few lines)
Horne: As you and your wife sit of an evening, shivering in your garage....
Brilliant stuff - if you've never heard Freberg's "Herman Horne" skits, you absolutely HAVE to get them - it fits so well with modern hobyists/geeks/obsessive types:
Horne: They can sit there and watch their husband suffer with old equipment that has been obsolete for at least a week!
No cure for cancer... (Score:3, Funny)
obligatory bad joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is this even legal? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, whatever happened to ABBA?
Nope (Score:2, Funny)
Can it make someone blow you?
Sorry, but it has to be said. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Google has been down for 40+ minutes in San Jos (Score:1, Funny)
Very few things can make google go offline for that long.
I'm trying to find out whether there has been some major catastrophe that brought google down, but I CAN'T because google news is down.
It will it hit the brown note. (Score:5, Funny)
The bass actually emits from sophisticated organic poo resonance.
I won't bore you with the details. It's technical. It uses a lot of molecules, crystals, and beams and stuff.
I can top that (Score:4, Funny)
If you put a dog on an underwater ship... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Military uses? (Score:3, Funny)
The sound goes in the ear and discharges your shit in your pants.
You need volume (Score:3, Funny)
I'm only going to be impressed... (Score:2, Funny)
In other news.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It will it hit the brown note. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It will it hit the brown note. (Score:2, Funny)
South Park did a similar study, and it worked flawlessly.
http://www.tv.com/south-park/worldwide-recorder-cRe:If you put a dog on an underwater ship... (Score:2, Funny)
Pretty much sums up Americans 100%.