Robert Fripp to Compose Vista's Soundtrack 362
brainstem writes "Recently, King Crimson founder, guitar master, and all around eccentric musical genius Robert Fripp spent a few days at the MS Campus recording soundscapes for Vista. Fripp, who has been at the forefront of electronic guitar composition for more than 35 years, first using analog tape delays, then with digital effects. He infused his unique brand of Frippertronics on the MS crowd. The Channel 9 site has posted a 25 minute video, chronicalling the event. Now I guess I finally have a reason to leave the default Windows sounds enabled."
If the sound is THAT good, (Score:5, Funny)
In the Court... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In the Court... (Score:5, Funny)
Here are the songs that Fripp is composing for Microsoft:
21st Century Schizoid DRM including Smoke and Mirrors
I Talk to the Windows
Epitaph, Including Bloat for No Reason and an Exploit Tomorrow
Sunchild Java Machine (Including the Dream and the Illusion of compatibility)
The Court of the Redmont King including the Return of the BSOD and the Dance of Clippy
Hint for the unacquainted [wikipedia.org]
Re:um (Score:5, Funny)
Ehmm, the only person contributing to Vista that actually delivers on time?
Re:hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Hans Moleman to Apu after being locked in the Kwik-e-Mart for 4 minutes: You wasted 4 minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, I'd probably just waste them anyhow.
preliminary meetings... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft should save the money .. (Score:5, Funny)
Ok this is fine (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Meanwhile midi lovers are crying (Score:2, Funny)
No.
Re:If the sound is THAT good, (Score:5, Funny)
Schwab
Re:In the Court... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What the...? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not to bash (Score:5, Funny)
I've heard that vista is going to ship with lighters to hold up during some of the more poignant effects
Re:If the sound is THAT good, (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory quote from I-don't-know-where
Re:45 mins solo (Score:1, Funny)
Re:um (Score:2, Funny)
The Conversation (Score:5, Funny)
R. Fripp: Please, call me Robert.
B. Gates: Okay, Robert. Call me Bill. I'd like to make you a proposition.
R. Fripp: Sure, Bill, fire away.
B. Gates: I'd like you to make a number of various sounds for our latest OS, and in exchange for less work than it would take for you to make one of your many albums, we will hand you this enormous pile of money. How does that sound?
R. Fripp: That... uh, that actually sounds rather nice.
Somewhere Yngwie Malmsteen laments... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:um (Score:4, Funny)
OK?
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Re:Vista: the lyrics (Score:3, Funny)
Rich.
Making windows even slower (Score:2, Funny)
I think it would be more appropriate for there to be some King Crimson inspired wallpaper [paipai.net]
Microsloth bandwidth (Score:3, Funny)
Not that I care all that much, but THEY set up some goofy "mms" protocol that makes me download their entire !@#!@ movie before playing it, instead of streaming over HTTP like any other sane person... so I'll download the entire thing before watching 10-20 seconds of their 20 minute video...
I guess they can afford the $0.01 or two this download will cost them.
Re:If the sound is THAT good, (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory Strongbad reference: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Vista: the lyrics (Score:4, Funny)
Can't wait for the BSOD sound! (Score:4, Funny)
Explanation (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In the Court... (Score:5, Funny)
Larks' Tongues in ASP
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Should've got Dick Dale instead.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Meanwhile midi lovers are crying (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, go on and rock out to CANYON.MID, grandpa.
We should consider ourselves lucky (Score:3, Funny)
"Vista, I feel for you..."
Re:If the sound is THAT good, (Score:4, Funny)
Oh no... not again (Score:3, Funny)
Why are Microsoft getting old prog rockers to make their startup sounds? I watched the video and they're all so full of horse shit. I would like to personally inform Microsoft that an operating system should not be an experience, and it certainly should not aim to be one. An OS should generally work so well that the user doesn't even think about it. Talk to any Windows user, and ask them what their experience of Windows is. They'll tell you that it's a bastard when Windows search doesn't find stuff you know is there, they'll tell you that it's annoying when autorun won't remember to take no action on CDs that contain one jpeg, or when popups appear asking you whether you want to run ActiveX controls, or that it's slow to start up, or whatever. They probably won't list anything good about it, and you know why that is? It's because they use it every day, and bad things carry so much more weight than good things.
So, when Microsoft considers what its OS should sound like they should remember one thing: if the user notices the sounds, they're crap. If the user even remembers the sounds easily, they're crap. A six second sample on boot is an exceptionally bad idea.
I'm not a Mac zealot, but they've got it right. Turn it on, and it goes 'bong', and that's it. 'Bong' says it all. It says 'I've turned on, I'm booting, and everything is cool.' It's a simple, reassuring noise. Microsoft's equivalent is 'wooowooowooowoooziiininininintiwiwiwiddlewiddlew
This post has turned out rather long and rambling, especially since it's about something as simple as a windows boot noise, but I'll finish off with some points for Microsoft to follow when considering their Windows Vista soundscape:
1. Keep It Simple, Stupid.
2. Boot/shutdown sound no longer than 2 seconds, informational/alert sounds no longer than a second.
3. When you talk about confident sounds for Windows, please don't try to make Windows Vista sound like it is confident, but try to give me, the user, a feeling of confidence. Reassure me.
4. Don't hire old prog rockers. They have spent too long trying to be noticed and trying to sound impressive. You can use them for the sound that plays at the start of your keynotes, but not the sound that plays whenever I turn on my computer.
Re:If the sound is THAT good, (Score:1, Funny)
Please cease and desist from publishing the lyrics to Microsoft Windows or we shall be forced to sue you for theft of our client's IP.
Thank you,
The RIAA.