How The Internet Works - With Tubes 664
Chardish writes "In an attempt to explain his reasons for voting against a Net Neutrality bill this past Thursday, Alaska Senator Ted Stevens delivered a jaw-dropping attempt to explain how the Internet works. Said Stevens: 'They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.'"
Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
Isn't it bizarre having sub-literate legislators who determine the future of our livelihood: the internet?
And the humour is? (Score:4, Insightful)
Sounds like a good analogy to me.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
The sad part here is that this guy feels qualified to stand up and lecture everyone on why he voted like he did, despite the fact that he knows nothing about the subject.
I understand that not every legislator can understand every nuance of every issue being voted on, but this guy seems to have developed a strong opinion on the subject. To my way of thinking he needs to have some basic understanding of the subject under discussion to hold a strong opinion.
That's a poor choice of quote in the summary... (Score:4, Insightful)
"I don't have to have the type of speed they're introducing, but the people who are streaming through 10-12 movies at a time or a whole book at a time... for consumers use, those are not you and me, they're not the consumers, those are providers."
"I abstain from this vote because... (Score:2, Insightful)
Politicians can't know everything, but they could have the decency to let others do the talking (and voting) when they themselves have no clue. The funny (sad funny) thing is that Stevens argues one shouldn't regulate without understanding if network neutrality is really needed, and then he goes on and gives these stupid, wrong and incoherent arguments why network neutrality is bad. It's bizarre.
Just an observation: (Score:4, Insightful)
Are all your bloody politicians like dubya? (Score:3, Insightful)
Judging by the almost complete lack of any real grasp of the English language or how the internet works, could it be that his email was delayed by the fact that he had no idea what the internet was until one of his staff had asked why he hadn't replyed to his emails?
Re:Netwhat?/? You know, taht inter-movie-thingy!! (Score:5, Insightful)
A majority of the US population seem to have taken variations of this advice already.
Besides, this is a variantion of the whole 'only the intelligent know they're stupid'-problem.. if you have everybody who realise they're wrong withdraw because of their own perceived stupidity, you'll just be left with the people who weren't capable of realising their errors. Learning is doing mistakes; people who never do mistakes are just good at shifting blame.
Give the guy a break (Score:3, Insightful)
Internet Access Via Pneumatic Tubes -- Whooosh! [slashdot.org]
Re:That's a poor choice of quote in the summary... (Score:3, Insightful)
I feel a warm fuzzy feeling. I'd vote for this guy.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
That's the BAD part.. not the sad part. The sad part is, he was VOTED to power by people like us, to stand up and lecture... The corrective action would be.. Have a set of tests to determine which senator(s) can lecture / vote on a given topic. Those who fail the test lose their voting rights...
this guy seems to have developed a strong opinion on the subject..
Or maybe he has been subjected to a strong influence, to lecture the way he did. Or maybe no one else listening knew enought o call the bluff. Or maybe the rest were lobbied to remain mute as well.. Or maybe all of the above.
Re:The joke's on us (Score:5, Insightful)
This reminds me... (Score:2, Insightful)
It seems that to this otherwise well-educated lawmaker, the internet is quite literally such a mystical place that he has concocted an elaborate, entirely false explanation for how it works to appease his human desire to explain things. It's fascinating really.
Of course, I'm sure he's not the only lawmaker who happens to be this far removed from the realities of the tech that we are all so familiar with. This leads to simply ridiculous laws regarding this tech (**AA's, the whole net neutrality thing, etc), and should clearly illustrate the fact that someone needs to educate these people or tell them to sit down and stop putting their nose into grown up business.
Re:Geek clique (Score:5, Insightful)
Except that this isn't your clueless uncle we're talking about. We're talking about someone who will be deciding the future of something he doesn't understand. Understanding basic concepts like this is this man's entire job.
So, yes, it is a problem. The man's not doing his job, and we're all going to suffer for it.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
Anyway, what do you expect from somebody elected ? You cannot win any election without an inflated ego and strong opinion.
Not saying that for trolling, but fighting to be elected is essentially a media fight. People elected are showmen and they need to believe in themself, they need to feel they know everything to look credible.
The job of the politician is to get elected. That's the job of their teams to understand the technical problems, and give their conclusions and let the politician do his show, whatever he says does not matter as long as he strongly believe in it and is ready to fight for it.
And at the end of the day, if you understand the problem, you vote for the politician that vote in the direction you want, whatever his explanation on the subject.
At least one understands (Score:1, Insightful)
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Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:4, Insightful)
Won't work. People don't vote senators ONLY to debate on things like net neutrality. More likely, illiterate people have problems other than net neutrality... hunger, medicare, welfare etc.
My suggestion was "Those senators voting either FOR or AGAINST a particular bill should pass an aptitude test.... "
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Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
Since when has a lack of understanding ever stopped a politician from meddling in someone else's affairs?
No, not like Slashdot! (Score:5, Insightful)
- Robin
Re:How much pork does he get? (Score:3, Insightful)
without consideration for others
If this were not true, then murder would be perfectly acceptable method to accumulate wealth.
yes it is .Re:No, not like Slashdot! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:No, not like Slashdot! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:It's NOT a truck??!?!? (Score:3, Insightful)
Wow, congratulations for you on your ability to pay your way into your proposed elite circle of law-abiding rich Americans. But what of all the people who have enough trouble simply connecting to the internet in the first place? What of the rampant inaccuracy of your lame ad-hominem against apparently the entire Slashdot 'collective'? Are you so bigoted that you really think that the proponents of net neutrality are secretly just protecting their bittorrent download speeds?
What of the fact that a US implementation of this idea would harm foreign connections to/through the country so much that the rest of the world would finally be motivated to build some decent infrastructure around you? I suppose in that case, you would be right there with your wallet out, ready to pay to ameliorate your overseas connections, right?
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
Unfortunately, this is not the solution either. The way it SHOULD work in our society. An issue is brought up, each congressman is given X amount of time. The congressman asks his constituants their opinion and their majority rules. The congressman then uses the majority of his constituants decision to vote. He doesn't have to debate with his other congressman, he has to debate with us.
Alas our society is not like that. We vote for a guy, and this guy can do w/e he wants for a term.
By-the-by - this isn't anything surprising....congressman vote on topics they have no clue about each and every day. From Computers, to medicine, to infrastructure. Some of these guys might have specific knowledge on a few of these issues, but for the most part they don't....they rely on their staff to do the research. This guy should have been reading a speech written by his staff memebers.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
Nowadays of course very few servers will be left broken and unattended long enough for email to sit around for longer than a few minutes. So basically either the stuff is delivered in a few minutes, vanishes without a trace (getting fairly rare as well) or bounces.
Re:No, not like Slashdot! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:2, Insightful)
Well, he was voted to power. Keep in mind, even allowing for some of the strange folk who post on Slashdot, that
Re:Geek clique (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:And the humour is? (Score:3, Insightful)
And being a Republican from Alaska, you have to figure he has pipelines on the mind.
Pipe analogy sounds reasonable to me (Score:2, Insightful)
Senator Stevens doesn't sound stupid to me at all. It sounds like a technical staffer explained things to him with the pipe analogy, and the Senator understood the analogy perfectly well. I see no sign in the article that he thinks there are literal tubes or pipes. Internet connections really do have limited bandwidth - but just like with physical pipes, it's all a question of where the 'bottle neck' is.
It is obvious to me that the Telcos are trying for the big scam, but that doesn't make Senator Stevens stupid, or the Net Neutrality bill a good idea. Personally, I disliked the NetNeutrality bill as much as the Telco scams. Rather than goverment regulating the internet, I would like to see more broadband provider choices at the consumer level so that I can thumb my nose at Telcos that try to abuse QOS technology. The only reason Telcos can get away with this crap is because they are an effective monopoly for too many customers.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:4, Insightful)
Imagine going to the gas pumps, and having to pay more for gas, because you're a pizza delivery guy, and you're making money off of that gas. Or because you're Walmart, and you make gobs of money, we're going to charge you 10x the amount we'd charge a regular person for gas.
You forgot the bit where Wal-Mart has their own pizza delivery service. I think it's more like Pizza Hut owning all the gas stations in the area and selectively charging more for gas to Domino's, Papa John's, the local Mom and Pop pizzaria, UPS, FedEx, and whoever else they think is making too much money off of it.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
"I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong." Who defines right or wrong? I mean seriously, obviously if you believe the actions to be RIGHT you'd support your country. The question presupposes that you can tell the difference between "right" and "wrong" in the first place and again something that's "right" economically could be "wrong" socially so I guess whichever you feel outweighs the other you'd say you agree or disagree to. The test was fun and all but I wouldn't say it's a very useful compass. I read the FAQ and stuff but I guess it just doesn't strike me as exceptionally useful.
Re:Geek clique (Score:1, Insightful)
are you serious? this guy is a COMPLETE douche. forget the fact that he got the terminology off, he completely misunderstood how the internet works. it is so blatantly obvious he's bought and paid for.
following the tubes comment, he says:
"And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?
Do you know why?
Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people."
Regardless of the terminology, this guy shows he didn't even bother to educate himself, or if he did, HE IS A MORON. either way, i'm sure there are many people way more qualified to be a senator than that douche. isn't that the real problem here? out of all the smart, qualified, knowledgable people in this country, bush is president, and this guy is third in line. wow.
12 O'clock flasher (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Bridge to nowhere (Score:3, Insightful)
Ahh.. so to make this somewhat on topic, Alaska simply needs to inact an anti-ferry neutrality bill. Rather than allow anyone to use the limited "pipes" (Ferry bandwidth), more "legitimate" traffic (local commuters) should get priority over junk traffic (rich tourists). Just have a special line for folks with monthly passes, and load them first before you take anyone with a day pass.
Oh wait, you want the tourists, too? How about a $1-3 surcharge on all 1, 2, and 3 day passes, put into a bank account, that will eventually pay for a bridge? That's better than me or anyone else in the rest of the United States paying for a bridge to help your tourism industry.
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I remmeber reading an interview with a some media pundit (IIRC, Fred Barnes) holding up this exact quality as what was necessary to be a good media pundit. The more expertise you have on a subject, the more nuanced your understanding of it is, which leads to longer and less "black-and-white" commentary, which in modern 'Murka is b-o-o-o-ring. The more successful pundit is the one who can sound convincing knowledgeable on a subject without the slightest understanding of it, and make a good dumbed-down sound bite that of course doesn't conflict with his employer's interests.
Re:Subliterate Legislators (Score:3, Insightful)
Everyone knows or has met some idiot that has sports stats memorized. They know what happened in every game ever, why the coaches did or didn't draft/trade certain players, why a certain type of injury requires a longer recovery time than others, etc.
Yet that same person would be lost in a nuanced discussion about [some political issue].
Why? Not because they're incapable of understanding the issue, they just don't care to. It isn't worth it for them to sit down and figure out the details. They get no reward from doing that.
That's why we always have a BadAnalogyGuy* who turns anything into a car analogy. Everybody understands cars to some extent or another. Hence the dumbing down of a discussion.
The second that Senator said "truck" any possibility of nuance was gone.
*BadAnalogyGuy [slashdot.org]
It isn't funny, and I can't laugh... (Score:2, Insightful)
The man is an unmitigated disgrace. In a sane government he would have been tossed into prison years ago.
The internet isn't that important. (Score:3, Insightful)
The Internet allows us to buy different versions of the same, but it doesn't provide, or really do a lot to produce the things that are really important. Maybe there is an automated watering system out there, but most cornfields don't need IP addresses.
Family, Religion, Education:
The Internet can be useful for these things, but they all were available, and would still be available if the whole 'net shut down right now.
Police, Fire Fighters, Medical care:
In some ways, these things are complicated by the Internet, 911 over VOIP is a problem, as well as quack devices/drugs bought online.
I'd be perfectly happy if the government never passed any laws specifically for the Internet. it's fun and all that, but I could live without it.
Re:Underrated Troll. (Score:0, Insightful)