Quantum Computer Demoed, Plays Sudoku 309
prostoalex writes "Canadian company D-Wave Systems is getting some technology press buzz after successfully demonstrating their quantum computer (discussed here earlier) that the company plans to rent out. Scientific American has a more technical description of how the quantum computer works, as well as possible areas of application: 'The quantum computer was given three problems to solve: searching for molecular structures that match a target molecule, creating a complicated seating plan, and filling in Sudoku puzzles.' Another attendee provides some videos from the demo." Anyone want to guess how long before "qubit" gets compressed to "quit" (as "bigit" became "bit" in the last century)?
Nope (Score:4, Funny)
Nope.
http://myspace-271.vo.llnwd.net/00407/17/24/40728
qubit (Score:1, Funny)
I got dibs on "forever"
Re:Curious (Score:5, Funny)
That's why quantum computers will be so fast. If not, they will constantly forget... Damn. Where was I going with this?
This isn't fair! (Score:5, Funny)
The Amazing Thing Is... (Score:1, Funny)
unsolving the Sodoku puzzle at the exact same time.
FTLQTDC
Or rather... (Score:4, Funny)
Anyone want to guess how long before hillbillies start asking "How many quberts you got in that there system?"
Re:obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
Of course it is a quantum computer, so maybe it's done already and we just don't know it, because every time we look at it, it changes.
On the other hand it can only play Sodoku so far, so maybe not.
Re:obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
It runs all possible operating systems at once, but once you type a command in the probability wave collapses and you're stuck using AmigaDOS.
Here me son of man! (Score:5, Funny)
Do this, and you shall survive the outage I shall send.
:D I can't resist a bad pun.
-GiH
Re:Sudoku: The np-easy version of Traveling Salesm (Score:2, Funny)
Wait, those are the boring parts??
Took all the fun out of the game.
I told you!
Re:Traveling Salesman (Score:3, Funny)
I think that it will solve the Traveling Salesman problem of course (find best possible path for salesman).
Unfortunately it shall to be run by salesman before every travel - so it isn't very useful.
A bold leap forward in computing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Here me son of man! (Score:4, Funny)
Oops (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously that second sqrt() shouldn't be there, apologies (my original post is correct).
Bill Cosby (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My suggestion for new tasks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Dev: Ah.. finally got it up and..
Linux: CRASH AND NOISE AND HORROR AND SCROLL SCREEN KERNEL DUMP!!
Dev:
||time passes||
Dev: okay, this time.. it stays up..
Linux:
||Five iterations later||
Dev: Finally... now.. WORK!!
Linux:
Dev: Yes! Finally!! Tell me, what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything!?
Linux: Oh that's simple.. spending time with your wife and kids.
Dev: What.. oh.. God.. NO!!!
I like linux.. and I like jokes at linux.. go figure.
-GiH
Re:For real? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not sure about that...I've heard rumors of IBM unleashing Deep Pwn upon the FPS world next year
The funny thing about quantum computing is... (Score:3, Funny)
From what I understand, when you run Windows on a quantum computer it won't crash unless you look at it.
Also, the last time I used a machine with qubits, I had a hard time keeping them from jumping off the friggin' pyramid.
You've been great... I'm here all week... remember to tip your waiter.
Re:Here me son of man! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BIGIT?? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:P not necessarily NP (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Traveling Salesman (Score:4, Funny)
Which, of course, clearly demonstrates the utility of the Bistro Drive for all Traveling Salesmen.
Re:Traveling Salesman (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Traveling Salesman (Score:3, Funny)
Did you at least try to scribble it in the margin of your book?
Re:Traveling Salesman (Score:5, Funny)
kit (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think so, Michael.
Re:BIGIT?? (Score:5, Funny)
I vote for "qute," pronounced like the way you'd describe your girlfriend if you had one.
Re:BIGIT?? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:BIGIT?? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BIGIT?? (Score:3, Funny)
Jesus, you should start looking for a fuel leak. [google.co.uk]
Re:Sudoku: The np-easy version of Traveling Salesm (Score:5, Funny)
You should have written it as a Word macro.