Researchers Building Computers That Run on Light 133
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers in England are attempting to build a desktop computer that runs on light rather than electronics. A $1.6 million research project starting in June at the University of Bath is focused on developing attosecond technology, which refers to continuously emitting light pulses that last just a billion-billionth of a second."
Attosecond pulses of light? (Score:5, Funny)
Light bulb (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Attosecond pulses of light? (Score:4, Funny)
Look fast! The hands on this watch are about to... disappear! That's because they aren't hands at all! They're Electronic!... Pulses!... of Light!
Perfect! (Score:4, Funny)
For you folks in the US (Score:3, Funny)
They're All Wet (Score:5, Funny)
They're all wet. The University of Shower has already disproven most of this. Even the lesser known School of Sponge Bath has taken a "dim" view.
I know, I know. "Light"en up...
Stop me now before my Karma takes a Bath.
Consumable resource (Score:3, Funny)
What happens when we run out of light and have to look for alternative sources of lightergy?
This is the first I've heard of this. (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Re:For you folks in the US (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh fuck (Score:2, Funny)
You insensitive clod!
Re:gghz (Score:2, Funny)
A billion-billionths of a second = 1 second.
No Electronics???? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They're All Wet (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Light bulb (Score:3, Funny)
or all zeros...
Re:For you folks in the US (Score:1, Funny)
Therefore, the Eng in England actually means "England."
- Brinceton Chilchurch
Re:Yeah... (Score:3, Funny)
Or Quake?
Re:Oh fuck (Score:2, Funny)
The beginning of the end (Score:3, Funny)
Surely this is an act of war against pasty code monkeys.
Re:No more Van-Eck security risks (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh fuck (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No Electronics???? (Score:1, Funny)
The irony