Samsung's UpStage Looks To Trump iPhone 197
bj sends word of Samsung's recently unveiled cell phone, called UpStage. It will ship April 1 (no fooling) for $300, or $150 with a 2-year contract from Sprint Nextel. "...the UpStage is a candy-bar style handset that's less than half an inch thick and not much taller or wider than an iPod Nano. Other multimedia-friendly cell phones struggle to balance the sometimes-conflicting requirements of a conventional handset and a music or video player; the UpStage solves this quandary by simply putting phone functions on one side of the device and the multimedia functions on the other side."
"Looks To..." (Score:4, Funny)
And fails.
Okay, I have no experience with the phone. I'm just saying that as with all recent Samsung phones, it almost certainly has two fatal weaknesses:
1) the typical Samsung phone interface (designed for the cheap and ignorant and their pet hamsters); and
2) the typical Samsung advanced feature-set (a.k.a. the self-destruct which activates immediately upon using it for anything other than voicemail).
uPhone? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:WhaHuh? (Score:5, Funny)
Because it's an "iPhone killer", duh!
Oh wait.... since the iPhone hasn't been released yet, I guess that would instead make it an "iPhone aborter"..
Re:Ironic name. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Phone vs multimedia GUI? (Score:2, Funny)
One hand to keep the pr0n coming via WAP, the other to umm... keep yourself coming via FAP?
Cluster (Score:4, Funny)
Moo (Score:2, Funny)