Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water 268
Ponca City, We love you writes "Jet packs have been around for half a century, but there's always been one problem: they run out of fuel in around 30 seconds. Now a German company has taken the standard jet pack design, run a fat yellow hose out the back, and connected it to a small unmanned boat that houses an engine, pump, and fuel tank and sends pressurized water up the hose, where it's shot out by two nozzles just behind the wearer's shoulders. Called the JetLev-Flyer, the design purportedly can reach a height of 15 meters, a speed of 72 kph, and a range of 300 kilometers based on four hours of flying time. A digital fly-by-wire system is used to control the throttle. Future designs may achieve higher altitudes, higher top speeds, and extended range, and even travel below the water's surface. The American manufacturers claim it is 'amazingly easy to learn and operate' and they're taking orders now at $130,000 each."
are you crazy? (Score:5, Insightful)
and a range of 300 kilometers based on four hours of flying time.
But based on the actual length of the hose, the range is more like 100 feet.
Re:are you crazy? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:are you crazy? (Score:5, Informative)
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The boat is towed along behind the jetpack, so the range is correct, if you are only flying above water :)Which limits the practicality in my mind.
You're right. It's unlike all the other inventions that have no limit to their practicality.
Re:are you crazy? (Score:5, Funny)
This seems more of a limit on a jetpack than I'd be willing to accept. I mean, cruising along 100 feet over the ground (Well, the water) is fine until you hit a dock, or accidentally go over land. Then you've got 100 feet of free-fall.
As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.
but... (Score:3, Insightful)
But at least it is compatible with over 70% of the earth's surface
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This seems more of a limit on a jetpack than I'd be willing to accept. I mean, cruising along 100 feet over the ground (Well, the water) is fine until you hit a dock, or accidentally go over land. Then you've got 100 feet of free-fall.
As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.
Right! Just like a jet-ski, boat or any other water craft tends to fail when pulled out of the water. Well, except on a jet-ski, you impact the pier at 50 mph whereas with this thing, you your jets fail and you fall on to the pier or bank. There is no mention of how this thing operates when it's pulled out of the water. The jets may die all at once, causing you to free-fall, or the pressure may drop over a few seconds, giving you are much softer landing.
Re:are you crazy? (Score:5, Insightful)
As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.
You could just, you know, not try to fly over land.
Since it doesn't work.
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YOu have no (big) problems diving deep down and rising quickly up as long as you are not using presusired breathing.
Free diving [wikipedia.org] with a jet-pack?
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Come back when you get certified for SCUBA. The rate of descent is limited by how fast you can equalize your ears (which is about 1 m/s), and the rate of ascent by how your tissues are de-gassing, which has to be slower than 30 cm/s for sport diver certification* (and that can take **WEEKS** in the case of saturation divers).
* Let's not get entangled in what constitutes "tech diving"... :)
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What's the advantage to this, over just riding on a boat? You can get the same results by towing a balloon with a camera attached to it, without risking someones life. The only use I can see for it is for entertainment, like those parachute rides at the beach.
Re:are you crazy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:are you crazy? (Score:5, Insightful)
It reminds me of the electric car I invented - the one with the really really long extension cord.
So, you invented the Trolley [wikipedia.org]? Wow, nice to meet you.
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It isn't clear that it is practical enough to overcome the inconvenience and oddity of the scheme; but it isn't pure nonsense.
So it doesn't run on water at all? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? (Score:5, Funny)
The real question should be. Does it run Linux.
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Yeah, typical /. headline: so misleading that you have to read the article to figure out what they're talking about, and 90% of the discussion is focused on either annoyance about or misapprehension of the false headline.
There's a story below that has a headline about the odds of finding an Earth-like planet within a few dozen lightyears of Earth, but I'm pretty sure the actual story is about a new way to bake pastry. With a /. headline, why would anyone assume otherwise?
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More than likely that it runs on beer.
I'm pretty sure i can run Linux on beer also. Just my efficiency goes down.... or up depending on the task.
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Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? (Score:4, Informative)
... after all, it runs on water.
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Presumably before you filled it with beer, you'd have to empty the Budweiser out?
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Presumably before you filled it with beer, you'd have to empty the Budweiser out?
Using the term loosely, of course. Budweiser would be the appropriate thrust media to spray into an ocean or lake.
If you hooked a device like that up to a Guinness tanker you'd likely be arrested and prosecuted for high crimes, unless the jet-wash was directed at a football stadium or some-such.
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More than likely that it runs on beer.
Actually, the pilot runs on beer. I know I'd have to be running on beer or some other common sense inhibiting drug to fly this thing before it becomes better tested.
A range of 300 km? (Score:5, Insightful)
I assume this is dragging the boat after you.
What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?
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YouTube Video (Score:5, Insightful)
YouTube video [youtube.com]
Most people are missing the point of this. It isn't a sensible solution, it is a FUN solution. I would love to have a go.
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I can think of many more ways that would be quite a bit more fun then spending $130k on this. But hey, if you have the money to blow on it, more power to ya.
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I would presume that it will be mostly used by as a theme park / tourist attraction / eXtreme sports thing. The $200k will be nothing compared to the wages, operating expenses, free t-shirts, and public liability insurance.
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Is your boat 15 meters tall? You get a higher view, which has many uses.
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Ahh, so yer mizzen t'gallant crowsnest is two and a half fathoms above the waves, matey?
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In America's Cup Yacgting they pull a crewman to the top of the mast to look out for wind gusts (or to make repairs in the rigging)
I am sure those masts are at least 15M
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Heh. I have a friend who had built this 25m long 2 mast square-rigged sailboat [stmaarten-shoretrips.com] (I wonder if the new owner kept the 3 functionnal cannons), and we certainly did not need any excuse to go up the rigging... At any time, half the crew was always up there...
Re:A range of 300 km? (Score:4, Insightful)
Same goes for water skiing and parascending... The point is, its fun!
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I assume this is dragging the boat after you.
What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?
Ever see a parasailer? Like that, but for people who enjoy spraying mass quantities of water on whatever is below them.
Really stretching now, could be used from the deck of a ship to quickly access overhead unloading cranes... if attached to a submarine it could potentially be used for personnel transfer to helicopters... ummm... I think it's just slightly more useful than the jet-pack James Bond used in Thunderball.
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What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?
That you don't have to climb up the mast?
I wonder what millage you get. My bet is that a car is way cheaper (but a different vehicle altogether.)
Just like with water skiing I see no practical use whatsoever for this device. However, when on holidays, I'd be queuing to try it out.
Wouldn't be surprised if the hose stabilizes it like a tail stabilizes a kite.
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FUN!!!!
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I assume this is dragging the boat after you.
Watch the video. The "boat" that is towed behind you is smaller than the typical jet-ski and it is tethered to you. You fly where you want to go and the "boat" follows you. It actually looks pretty cool.
What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?
Think of this as an uber-cool SeaDoo. A SeaDoo has no advantages over a boat other than it's more fun to drive. Same with this thing.
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Because it's totally frickin' awesome, dude!
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Um... allows Sean Connery and Roger Moore to take over an off shore oil platform in a more exciting... idiom?
Missing the point of a jet pack. (Score:4, Insightful)
... that is, not to have any wires or hoses connecting it to something else on the ground or in the air. Duh.
Seriously, these guys take some sort of high-output water pump and call it a jet pack?
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Exactly. So, it's not a "Jet Pack", so much as a "Fire Pump", and it doesn't "Run For Hours on Water", it "Runs For Hours On Petrol".
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It achieve flight by jets of water from nozzles on a pack and it runs for hours over water?
Name: this is a JET CART (Score:3, Informative)
As many others have pointed out, the name "jet pack" conveys entirely the wrong meaning. Jet packs are by implication untethered, with the "pack" containing everything required by the jet. So we need a more appropriate name to convey that the pack is tethered, and that the jet is pulling something on the end of its tether along.
Well the answer is obvious: this is a JET CART, because the jet takes the place of a horse and is pulling the cart (boat) along. Naturally the horse is tethered to the cart, and
round and round (Score:2, Funny)
I doubt how anything that makes you spin 300 km of circles around a fixed point in the water (and probably vomiting every now and then) is going to make you look cool.
Worms (Score:3, Funny)
> but there's always been one problem: they run out of fuel in around 30 seconds
But that's what made them fun in the game
Disappointing. (Score:2)
And here is was, thinking that they had an actual jet pack. But this ... this is just a useless toy. Hey - when I want to fly around in the city, a *hose* isn't exactly practical.
But this leads to some inherent problems with jetpacks and flying cars: fuel problems aside, these things would be *hard* to pilot. Just think about it - you're flying around with your shiny jetpack, at what, 150mph? Imagine the accidents that could happen, or the amount of skill necessary to remain in control of that thing. Same f
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Same for flying cars. Just look at the number of *regular* car accidents. Adding an extra degree of freedom will not exactly lower down that number.
It looked fine in Back to the Future Part 2. How hard could it be? They had floating lane dividers and everything. The only problem I can see is that it will add a whole new dimension to being "double-parked".
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Hey don't be so disappointed, it sounds like a _lot_ of fun!
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I think the whole "control" thing is what makes it a flying car as opposed to a plane.
You can already fly around the city at 150mph if you wanted to(and can get whatever permits are required) in a plane. Planes aren't even all that fuel inefficient.
The idea of a flying car is a vehicle that is as easy to control as a car(or easier), but which can fly. This is of course theoretically possible, but the lift system and power generation equipment has yet to be invented.
ONLY possible use for this thing (Score:2)
You've just pointed out ONLY possible use for this thing - a training device for Jet-Packers.
Or what ever the name for people flying around with Jet-Packs would be.
Rocketeers, Jetsons...
Military and coastguard applications (Score:5, Insightful)
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Just make sure not to fly it over the boat.
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This thing only goes up 50' high. Not very useful for observational purposes.
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There are much easier ways to do this than pumping water 50 feet in the air, like say... a camera on a balloon? The only ships going after pirates are sufficiently large enough to carry a mast or helo with enough range that another 50 feet vertical wouldn't change.
As a general reply to the other comments (Score:2)
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A more effective tool for dealing with the Somali pirate problem would be small, cheap UAVs. This toy can get ALL the way up to 15 meters in the air? That's not "over the horizon". Even a small vessel like a frigate has a mast height much greater than 50 feet.
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You're wrong because these days they can just use a quadrocopter or some other convenient ROV form factor and it would be a lot cheaper and more functional. It could be a great means of propelling subaquatic ROVs, though.
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This thing is for entertainment purposes only.
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I can't believe you've got a +5 insightful mod for that ! This thing can reach a height of 15 metres, is that even at deck level on a Naval Frigate ? I can't see how it would be any use to the navy at all, they have 1001 more suitable tools for over the horizion spying than this several of which are cheaper, more reliable, safer, more effective and more useful.
This is a joke, right? (Score:2)
So... what's it going to be used for? Rescuing cats from trees along the river?
Re:This is a joke, right? (Score:5, Insightful)
So... what's it going to be used for? Rescuing cats from trees along the river?
Basically the same use case as a parasail towed behind a ski boat. They are a lot of fun, actually.
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Except that wiht a parasail, if the boat's engine fails you fall safely to earth.
If the engine fails for the jet pack, you smack in to the water at 100mph.
I know which one I'd rather ride!
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Except that wiht a parasail, if the boat's engine fails you fall safely to earth.
Usually you fall safely back into the water, unless perhaps you're being pulled by an amphibious craft.
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One way you can account for an engine pump failure is to use pressurized tank. When the engine fails you have enough remaining pressure to bring the passenger down safely.
One concern of mine would be a control failure where nozzle control is lost, leading to a situation where the passenger may get injured. This could be accounted for in design, but is it cost-effective?
I would just hate to be the guy that has the first accident on this thing, slamming into something solid, or hitting the water fast enough t
Slow news day (Score:2)
Water is heavy stuff - you don't have to expel much of it at a mediocre velocity in order to support the weight of a adult human.
What made those portable jetpacks interesting is that they used a limited amount of reaction mass and managed to expel it with sufficient velocity that it was able to support the weight of the pilot+jetpack.
Personally, I would be satisfied to see a solution based upon small jet turbines with vectored thrust. In some ways, it would be more tricky to make stable due to the response
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You mean like this one?
http://www.mobilewhack.com/reviews/skywalker_jet_packs_it_works.html [mobilewhack.com]
Prior art (Score:3, Funny)
This is pretty much a human Water Wiggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_WdavMuKs [youtube.com]
So What? (Score:2, Informative)
You are invited... (Score:5, Funny)
Team sports (Score:5, Interesting)
This sounds like a recreational device, and perhaps an interesting one. Calling it a "James Bond-style jet pack" is rather misleading, though.
Safety: a fall into water from that height is not safe but not suicidal. I wonder how bad it is to be underneath and accidentally get sprayed by one of those jets? The video clip is silent; I'll bet the thing makes a hell of a racket. I wonder how many waterfronts will put up with it.
I'm thinking, team sports. An extreme kind of polo or soccer or something. With players deliberately maneuvering to hit each other with the jets and/or tangle their hoses.
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You might not react quickly enough to cut the power, so you zoom round and round, and bad stuff happens.
Just another... (Score:2)
The same retards buy 500 hp speedboats to drive at 60 miles an hour on a mile long lake. Shit-for-brains people like that should be buried young.
Join my campaign (Score:3, Funny)
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Chinless, buck-toothed, crack-heads should be shot on sight !
Not a jet pack (Score:2)
I struggle to see this as a jet pack. It's more a small boat with a very strange propulsion system. Having said that I wouldn't mind having a go.
Yes it is! (Score:5, Informative)
Go and look up what a jet actually is. Here. Let me help you [wiktionary.org].
Pay particular attention to number 4.
Runs on water? (Score:2, Funny)
Prior Art (Score:2, Informative)
Yeah this idea is so old, I mean...cmon:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/8178/446755-mario_with_fludd_super.jpg [giantbomb.com]
Firetruck? (Score:3, Insightful)
Is this going to replace/augment the firetruck with a more flexible and maneuverable rescue platform?
Who says that it needs to be connected to a boat.
Too dangerous if it fails (Score:2)
Oh, sure, it sounds good, but what if the hoses rupture while you're being towed over the ocean-- that's straight water pouring out, at tens of gallons per second! It'll get all over everything! And what are the people running it going to do then, when there's suddenly water all around them? Float? Didn't anyone think this through?
This does sound seriously fun... and smart too. Shades of Armadillo's EPA visit for their earlier hydrogen peroxide rocket, paraphased "what do you do if there's a fuel spill"
Yeah, no. (Score:2)
This is not a jetpack. It is a device for riding a firehose.
I watched the video and don't see the point (Score:2)
Sure it looked fun, but my reaction was more like, "wouldn't it be easier to just ride in the boat?" And if the added feature is being able to gain elevation and move back and forth, well, a cherry-picker in a boat then. Without having to wear the propulsion system on you.
I think out military should buy some of these... (Score:2)
Think about it...
You're off the coast of Somalia. Pirates come at your vessel. You just smile, as 5 members of a special forces unit deploy. Skirting around 45 meters off the water with tactical weaponry, RPGs, and machine rifles.
Within moments the pirates have been decimated, the few remaining have turned and fled.
G.I JOE!!!!!!
Real American Hero!!!!
Put a seat on the part in the water (Score:2)
They should put a seat on the part being pulled in the water. Those that "get it" can use the jet pack. Everyone else can ride the boat. :)
Transporter_ii
I can't believe no one has said this yet (Score:4, Funny)
In Soviet Russia... the [waterskier|parasailer] tows the boat!
Hmmm. (Score:2)
I can see it now, there you are taking a row boat down the river in elegant comfort.... ..then some f**ker flies one of these things overhead fill your boat in seconds and sinks it!
Am I the only one who thought of that?
Looks like $227,799.31 each to me (Score:2)
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Clap on - Clap off (Score:2, Insightful)
Clap on: Amazing device that is completely useless.
Clap off: Recession (and reality) checks in. End of extremely useless device.
Er... Where does it get the lift from? (Score:2)
The downthrust is water that's being lifted up the pipe - the masses are the same, the speed must be the same, so don't they cancel out?
Why don't they just block the thrusters and use the turgidity of the pipe to hold the pack in the air?
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I know; that was the point I was making. For every kg of water fired downwards as thrust another kg must be lifted, thus negating it. At least blocking the end so the pipe fills with water under pressure would give some actual, measurable degree of support. :-)
Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! (Score:4, Informative)
155 HP = EUR 99,000 which is $125,116 (£88,122)
215 HP = EUR 119,000 which is $150,392 (£105,924)
so the Telegraph has the prices wrong.
(Exchange rates courtesy of Google)
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You COULD add even more jets to it for a formidable firefighting platform!
Yeah you know how it can be difficult for fire fighters to stand still when holding a hose? Thats a feature, not a bug.
The hose floats on water, you maroon (Score:2)
The float is portable, the jetpack wearer tows it along, and that range is 300 miles.
Now apologize to kdawson for your own stupidity.
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I don't think you get the design. The hose reaches down to a raft. The raft has the energy plant and sucks up the water which is pumped to the jet pack.
Essentially, this is a Jetski seat which hovers above the water via a tether down to the jetski.
Troll? (Score:2)
More like insightful. Perhaps if the summary had included something like "for recreation" and omitted the useless range.
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lol omg i wana watch ur hd impld soooo badly hp sum1 puts it on youtube an ima get to see it lol.