Emailaholics Reveal Their Habits 95
KentuckyFC writes "People can be accurately classified according to their email habits, say scientists from Yahoo Research in NYC, who have been studying the way 125,000 people use email on university campuses in the US and Europe. The team found that people fall into two clearly distinct types of emailer. The first group, 'day labororers,' tend to send emails throughout the normal working day between 0900 and 1800 but not at other times. On the other hand, 'emailaholics' tend to send emails throughout the waking hours from 0900 to 0100. These groups are pretty stable: roughly 75% of users stay in the same group over a two-year period. That gives a pretty good way of classifying individuals that could be used by demographers. Interestingly, the technique can also be used to spot spambots which do not fit into either group."
Xaholics (Score:4, Funny)
Is the "aholic" suffix really any worse than "-gate" for any scandal?
I am a spambot (Score:3, Funny)
The first group, "day labororers", tend to send emails throughout the normal working day between 0900 and 1800... "emailaholics" tend to send emails throughout the waking hours from 0900 to 0100....the technique can also be used to spot spambots which do not fit into either group
That means that I am a spam bot. I've always hated being labeled.
Re:I Don't Know If I Buy This (Score:5, Funny)
You should start by admitting you have a problem.
"I'm an emailaholic. I drink 4 bottles of emailahol every day."
Re:Xaholics (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you for bringing our attention to this Aholicgate scandal, you Gateaholic.
Re:Xaholics (Score:2, Funny)
Is the "aholic" suffix really any worse than "-gate" for any scandal?
You sound like another email abuser who is in denial about your habit. You are in stage 3 of your addiction (Ref. Addictions Anonymous, 12: The Stages of Addiction and Recovery [thecheers.org]).
Re:I Don't Know If I Buy This (Score:5, Funny)
If you were an emailaholic you'd be drinking a fifth of emailahol a day - not showing up for work, getting fired, ruining your relationships, having an email in the morning to get going, just one big fucking nightmare of a life.
Re:"People" is such a loaded word (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Overly simplistic criteria (Score:5, Funny)
According to the article that makes both of you spambots.
Re:Anonymous Cowards are cool! (Score:1, Funny)
I'm a spammer and I demand my rights! (Score:1, Funny)
I can't help sending millions of people email about the virtues of \/1a6ra.
I'm a emailaholic and need protection by the Americans With Disabilities Act.
Re:I Don't Know If I Buy This (Score:5, Funny)
Next up... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Overly simplistic criteria (Score:3, Funny)
Dear Sir/Madam
Fire! Fire!
Help me!
Re:Xaholics (Score:3, Funny)
Dude, you do have problems - using aholic as a prefix and a suffix.
Clearly an aholicaholic.